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Ahh, enjoying a cap of aromatic tea and observing Sakuya dusting the parlor's furniture, while Remi and everyone else is sleeping. What a fine and peaceful morning. So nice.

>>40004966
This is the ideal portrayal of Sakuya. Diligent, modest, perfectly elegant and as flat as the mistress herself.

SAKUYA SHOW YOU FUN!

>>40004966
>Ahh, enjoying a cap of aromatic tea and observing Sakuya dusting the parlor's furniture
What kind of tea?

>>40012539
Hmm, some kind of black tea? I'm not really knowledgeable about tea. Do you have something in mind?

Sakuya-san is MY maid! Get your own shitty basement NEET!

>>40024579
Nope. I'm not a tea guru. I've had too many to separate them by taste.

what would Sakuya say in her wedding vows?

>>40036427
That's a difficult question.
I don't want to answer that but I guess I need time to think on it.

>>40036427
The joyful moments about the past experiences leading to that point. Some other games *hint hint* allude to her questioning her allegiance to Remi so maybe a secret that would be known to a select few two people *hint hint*, or whoever attends the wedding, but I wouldn't know since I've never been to one before.
The last thing I can think of is a promise she would make with obvious reciprocation.
I don't play LW, but I caught a glimpse of some of her dialogue. Lunar servant(?) gives off the vibes she went by various names and that honestly makes her seem like a wanderer. It lines up with how she ended up at the SDM.
She's warmed up since the events of EoSD.

>>40045747
now who would object?

>>40000006
I've said this several times before and I will again
Sakuya Izayoi is a head maid slut specifically for anal sex

>>40049098
That's not something I would know.

>>40004966
thats a nice image, interesting seeing other clothes on a character, especially if they fit them

>>40036427
Nothing flashy, I suppose. She's a simple girl after all.

>>40054066
Her simplicity has a unique elegance to it.

>>40049288
if by anal sex you mean pegging then you're absolutely right

>>40049288
anal sex is Youmu's thing

>>40058304
Youmu likes handling two swords, which is a telltale sign she doesn't necessarily like anal sex itself, but she loves double penetration.

>>40049288
If anyone's for anal, it's definitely Reisen.

>>40049288
Mp, that's the Mistress. For you see, it does not count so she may remain a fair and pure lady.

>>40070334
>>40072073
>>40075063

Maid who drops cutlery everywhere she goes, would not hire.

>>40075593
Sakuya-san is in reality, a clumsy meido, but, thanks to her ability to stop time - no one will ever know tha she's an inelegant klutz

Am I the only one who want my dick to be stuck in Sakuya's thigh strap?

>>40077160
The knives she store in there are gonna harm your pp

>>40075593
I'd hire her even if she were clumsy. She's a lovely maid and a wonderful person.

>>40076693
Sure Sakuya could easily hide her clumsiness with time stopping but then she'd also be too clumsy to remember she could time-stop.

>>40000006

Hold me, Sakuya. Please.

Sakuya-san enjoys bullying the other playable characters

>>40121647
did something happen?

>>40126699
Best maid got caught slacking and watching a cat. Pretty embarrassing for her

>>40128902
I love this image. This is what Sakuya looks like, right after she's done cleaning the mansion earlier today and relaxes, before Ojou-sama wakes up.

tea time

>>40000006

>>40150283
I want to drink Sakuya's special lemon tea

I don't think Miss Sakuya is doing this right...

>>40156155
I'm not into bondage but it looks like she tied everything the right way.

You might like Sakuya but if you could go to Gensokyo you would hate to be unfortunate enough to run into her. She would seem nice at first but that would only be a front to lure you into the SDM. As soon as you're in you can kiss your life goodbye because there would be no escape from there, she would take you to the kitchen and you wouldn't be able to do anything to stop her as she stabs you to death, you could only hope she kills you quickly. Your body and blood would be prepared to become Remilia and Flandre's next meal by Sakuya. She's a maid but she's also a cold blooded killer.

>>40178074
That doesn't matter to me, all I'd care about is the fact that I got to see Sakuya before the end. I'd even willingly go along with it, I'd just try to hug her at least one time before she offs me.

What does Sakuya smell like?

>>40178074
You could always go there and talk to Meiling first. If you voice your opinions and concerns she may listen, but that's a big if.

>>40187834
Why would a youkai who serves the very same mistress care to help someone Sakuya planned on prepping for Remilia to eat?

>>40187014
I can't imagine anything other than a gentle fragrance.

>>40187914
because she may have forgotten and most of her guard work consists of sleeping.
Asking on a way in without getting yourself killed is only one of many risks in Gensokyo.

>>40187932
That shouldn't be a problem to Sakuya. If she really wanted you inside that mansion so she could prepare you, she could just stop time and carry you in personally so Meiling doesn't interfere.

>>40187974
She could, but obviously she didn't if you're able to get a single word to the lazy youkai.

Hong won't save you
Sakuya will chop you up

She will if that is her goal.
You'd be fine in any other scenario.

Sakuya does not care about you, you are an outside world human, you are only useful being food for Remilia. Sakuya WILL chop you up.
You can't escape.

If that's her goal.
You'll be fine in any other scenario.
Sumireko is a unique case, but you don't see youkai hounding her. There's a chance for outsiders, no matter how slim.

Cope, you will be chopped up and there is no stopping it. That is her goal. Get into the kitchen, outsider aka food.

That would assume her only goal is to hunt for food which isn't the case with how little the smol vampires eat.

Yeah but they're hungry today so too bad for you.
>b-but
They are hungry. Today.

>>
wayq
They still have food. They just didn't look hard enough.
In a case like this, it is only natural to use bear tactics. Don't try to outrun the bear, outrun your friend.

>>40188179
>>40188116
>>40188224
>>40188281
Anon, there's no need to be anxious now, is there? Come give a good hug to the maid waiting in the kitchen, she's gonna make sure it is painless

>wayq
You, right before you get chopped up.
>They still have food. They just didn't look hard enough.
Not fresh enough. The mistress would want warm blood fresh out the vein and you, the outsider human, aka food, will provide after you've been chopped up
You WILL be CHOPPED UP.

>>40188366
Gahh!! Stay away from me you freak
Luckily there's a staircase nearby I can use to gtfo from here asap

>>40188366
okay, so, you see, I might seem insane for hugging the maid, but I'm not suicidal.

Pic related Remilia and Flandre drinking your flesh outsider blood after Sakuya chopped you up.

>>40188416
That's obviously someone else's blood donation. No lives were lost.

Wrong, it is your blood. Pic related is your corpse just after being chopped up and drained by Sakuya in the kitchen. Nobody could save you.

Obviously it isn't considering my blood would be toxic to consume.
You're too hooked on grimsokyo.

>>40188366
>>40188491
Is she gonna extract my semen aside from my blood, too? I feel like she'd add some sauce to her meal for her mistress

Blah blah blah didn't hear you, chopped up people don't talk.

Ooh, looks like I struck a chord.
Gensokyo is certainly dangerous for outsiders, but it doesn't mean instant death.
There will be several opportunities to befriend Sakuya if you remain cautious.
Outsiders are fair game for youkai, but it doesn't mean they're unable avert that danger.

>>40188589
Ahem, outsiders are nothing more than meat dildos for the youkai, playthings if you will

>>40000006
>>40004394
Why is she so smug.

>>40188589
>>40188611
To my knowledge outsiders are fair game unless they befriend a miko, right?

>>40192986
That's what I said, yes.

>>40178074
I'd tell her I'm actually a great magician and show her the "removing thumb from hand trick", she's dumb enough to fall for it

Remi canonically eats lightly, if you think Sakuya's gonna kill a whole human just for like a few drips of blood, you're crazy

>>40194378
But then what if Sakuya show's you that she's actually the better "magician" and just gives the thumb, you already lost, back to you instead?

>>40194480
I'd pull a cloth out of her air, wrap it around my thumb and hand, and then remove it, only for it to look like it was never gone in the first place

>Yukari: But sometimes things wash up on the shore.
>Sakuya:...is there a sea around here?
>Yukari: Like human children. Or adults.
>Sakuya: You'd better return them to where they were.
I wouldn't say she didn't kill before, but she clearly doesn't like Human hunting that much

Fellas, fellas, please. While it is true Sakuya may "prepare" humans for Remi, the little vampire has a little appetite, so she'd only chop you up if you were an enemy or pissed her off. What she's really going to do is hook you up to an IV and take a little donation to feed Remi with later before releasing you and giving you your choice in one of six stickers (they're all of the sdm inhabitants).
See? Sakuya isn't a danger to you. The only thing I doubt is that you'd be able to gain her affection, she's already madly on love with ojou-sama you know?

Sakuya would probably just pass you by unless you somehow prove interesting enough that Remi might invite you as a guest on one of her whims. Even then though you'll only see her in work mode so RIP.

>>40194667
If it exists, there is an exception.

>>40194667
>>40188366
>>40188491
Sakuya isn't the only danger of the mansion
There's something worse that awaits in you in the basement, go check it...

>>40201800
Barging into Flan's room will probably have your death labelled a suicide.

Pov: This is you after sakuya caught you wandering the mansion and captured you to be the next meal for the vampires

what would you do with Sakuya on a first date?

>>40205492
use it as an opportunity to get to know eachother better and end it with something calming. Seems like the perfect atmosphere to talk about aspirations and life in general.

Sakuya seems like the kind of person who'd be cold to her lover in public but incredibly affectionate and lovey dovey in private

The idea of watching Sakuya torture and kill humans and fairies while she acts nice and affectionate to you is really sexy to me for some reason.

>>40216353
Same

spookya

>>40236479
More like faulty collision detection, clipping Sakuya.

Having fun with the maid!!

The maid having fun with you!!

Danmaku must be exhausting to Sakuya since she has to pick up her knives all the time.

>>40246567
She has unlimited time to do so, she can just take a nap.

>>40188179
>You can't escape.
unless you reach the village or the Hakurei Shrine. She can't do shit there.

>>40192986
i think you are safe if you reach the village too. The way who brough Soccer to the human village seemed to do alright and some outsiders even settled down in Gensokyo or are send back to the outside world.

>>40261227
*guy

>>40000006
It’s actually so over for Chinacels

>>40261636
>not liking both

>>40261636
For what?

Unbearably smug

She won't kill me if I apply for the open job position!

Death to slackers...

>>40299530
I've seen a lot of slacking, but I don't think they should die.
Even slackers must have a reason for their inaction.

>>40000006
Reminder that she is a serial killer that would happily rip you apart for the sake of her mistress.

>>40178074
Exactly. Both her and Meiling exist to lure you into feeling safe and secure. If it was just Remilia, everybody would tell something was amiss and they were probably going to die horribly.

>>40325457
I want to become Fran-chan's vampire feed

>>40325457
>>40325473
yeah but you don't understand that in my head cannon (obviously correct) that they are nice people!

>>40325457
They mellowed out since EoSD. They're aren't as bad of a group as many would believe these days.

>>40330012
They mellowed out but they still eat people.

>>40331652
That doesn't mean instant death. It only means high risk just like any other corner of Gensokyo for a human. However, all issues are solved with danmaku so that gives you an even greater chance should the need arise.

>>40325457
I want to develop a cloned blood substitute for Ojou-sama!

>>40325457
Having my blood sucked for Remi ojou-sama and then being nursed by Sakuya-san!

I swear every thread people have to be reminded Remilia doesn't drink a lethal amount of blood.

>>40334157
Remilia doesn't but Flandre does, but Remilia also doesn't drink blood personally anymore at all. It's also pretty unlikely anybody Yukari gives to Remilia makes it out alive regardless of how much blood they have left.

>>40331723
Outsiders are explicitly not part of the spell card agreement.

>>40343712
I'll take what is Sumireko for 1000.

>>40347120
She literally has powerful occult powers that let her stand her ground against spiritual monsters conjured from human beliefs.

>>40347257
Not him but they still fight her fair and square instead of just constantly breaking the rules.

>>40347257
And you speak as if anyone else would be a different case.

>>40347120
Yukari's personal property

>>40353298
AAAAAAAAAAahHHHHHHHHHH so it is.

>>40347376
They try to scare her into submission and Mokou has to bodyguard her to make sure she doesn't die horribly.

Also, Sumireko would have no reason to actually use spellcards considering she doesn't know what they are and wouldn't have asked.

Meido

PADS

>>40371267

Sakuya I apologize for my transgressions.

>>40000006

>>40372209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLAQm2OcC-4

Enjoying summer

>>40385138
And to think, finally, after all these years, every misconception about Sakuya in that video has been all but thoroughly debunked by canon.

>>40192965
Because she is.

>>40404478
I love her art. Its really top-tier.

>>40421074
same.

I can't believe it..

how does Sakuya react when she's finally told how babies are made?

>>40422687
she definitely already knows :(

>>40000006
Shut up Remilia. Stupid bat.

>>40422687
Genuine wonder.
It would surprise her. She wouldn't pick up on the connotations.

>>40422687
She would ban men from entering the SDM except to serve as human cattle

>>40422687
Remilia told her they come from storks and don't you dare tell her any different

>>40430837
that sounds funny as fuck
imagine working working at the mansion and you hear Sakuya talking about children coming from storks likes its real and you know you can't tell her the truth because Remilia asked you not to so all you can do is listen

>>40430837
as if Remi knows

>>40422687
She'll smile and tell you she already knew and to take care not to shatter Remimi's belief in the stork.

Is this the Dio thread?

How many maids does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>40458326
Neither Sakuya, Yumeko nor Mugetsu know what a lightbulb is, so at least more than three.

>>40456253
Her arm looks like it got amputated there. That's cute.

>>40458326
Since SDM has none, none. They'd have to install some electrical power grid foremost, now, how many maids would that take?

>>40463135
Well you don't need electricity to install a lightbulb. It could be a decorative bulb, a conversation piece if you will.

>>40463135
Sakuya is the only actual maid. The rest are there for show.

I don't get the reference.

>>40459959
what is this, the scarlet devil classroom?

>>40479967
O MY BLOODY DEVOTION

>>40473546
Spy x Family.

>>40000006
Can Sakuya beat the cock tho???

>>40489797
Sakuya will become the cock in order to defeat it..

>>40492196
I'd let r63 Sakuya defeat my ass.

>>40178074
I thought gensokyo had rules to *not* do that?

>>40495958
This fills me with joy, I even feel the butterflies in my stomach, its such a great pose to give kisses, aah I want Sakuya~

>>40036427
>You're my master now.

>>40500655
if its just one bucket of water, wouldnt be better to just hold it on the other hand? sakuya is so enigmatic

i love the flat chested maid!

Need more meido thighs

>>40496566
Yes.

If you are not a outsider.

>>40513951
wow, those are some fine PADS

don't die yet, Sakuya, you only have 23 more posts to go!

>>40000006

>>40585077
Miss Sakuya's feeling her age, she's not as young as she thinks she is any more

See you again soon Sakuya

Goodbye, Sakyuun!

I will be the one to post the last Sakuya.