/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Aishiteiru.

>>39306977
do you like the moo

>>39307319
I doo.

>>39307319
like isnt a strong enough word

>>39307069
Girls look good with umbrellas.

>>39309018

>>39309035

i want to share an umbrella with reimu walking back to the shrine from the village

Skirts are holy artifacts. It may not be right to talk about 3D on /jp/ but damn, when I see a cute school girl when I'm outside I can not not perv on their legs and admire the holiness of their skirt.

>>39309202
this but reimu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDNQzqqduw

>>39309837
not even bias from being a reimufag but this is my favourite song from shibayan. always start swaying my head side to side with the beat

What would it feel like to hug Reimu?

>>39310117
very soft and comfy, as you listen to the shrine creek and settle and feel the cool autumn wind of gensokyo pass through

>>39309876
Shibayan is really good, love to blast some of their music on my car.
Also, thanks for the Reimu pic. I'm collecting 2hu+musical stuff.
>https://files.catbox.moe/7gu9b7.png

>>39310175
>I'm collecting 2hu+musical stuff.
i have a few musical reimu stuff

>>39310202
i forgot to post pic

>>39310208

>>39310216

>>39310225

>>39310202
Thanks and thanks in advance if you post more.

>>39310259

>>39310299

>>39310313

>>39310287
>>39310330
i think this is all the musical reimu, if anyone else has musical related reimu post it because i want more as well

>>39310259
I think classical guitar really fits her

screw the moo

>>39309018
Yes, they do.

>>39321335
This Reimu seems cuter than usual, how surprising.

Reimu figured out a way to get a meal ticket
No more starving because of no donations for her

I wanna give Reimu a fat wat of moneys just to see her expression light up with joy.

>>39307319
Yes.

god i wish i had a reimu donated to me

>>39322137
Reimu, like all 2hus, was made to smile

great thread

>>39329210
I agree with that notion.

>>39329210
as is any thread the shrine maiden of paradise makes an appearance in

>>39307319
yes, though I wish ZUN would explain why sometimes she's cool with youkai and other times she wants to sodomize them.

>>39336806
I've always liked the idea that Reimu's differing personality is a result of us viewing her though the perspective of different characters instead of through the lens of an omniscient narrator.

>>39348615
you're like, an entire month and ahalf off dude.

The miko cannot exterminate if she is restrained

>>39348842
better late than never, right?

>>39349175
that depends on what you mean.
Valentines, yeah.

>>39336806
She is cool enough to only want to sodomize them but not kill them. Except Fortune Teller,she refuse to sodomize the opposite gender

too lazy

You don't have to be active all the time.
Besides, when there's nothing to do, there's no reason to force something to happen unless you really are that bored... hence incidents.
That sounded funnier in my head.

>>39306977
Shut up and go fuck Marisa — I mean yourself

>>39349175
Like a period

>>39364288
And your twin brother.

If Reimu can float out of reality, does that count as noclipping?

>>39366358
Upvoted

rabu

I love the mu

Reimu gathers strength from her frills. The more [P] you collect, the more frills she gets.

reimu will be sad if her thread dies protect her smile

I will not allow the thread of the best shrine maiden to die

>>39377607
My wife Reimu is so cute

>>39373039
Fantastic artist.

i wish we saw more of reimu but in her pc98 outfit

I like Reimu a lot because of HRtP unironically. There is something magical about that game despite all of its flaws and relative simplicity. The music is somber and a little ominous, with the feeling being fatalistic if that's the correct word. And then you have Reimu running along the bottom of the screen facing off against huge and powerful beings of which we are given no explanation, her weapons utterly ineffective save for the shitty orb that's just as likely to kill her instead. It felt as if she was very alone and helpless, and just barely surviving by a thread. A beautiful and transient existence that will be wiped out in the blink of an eye. Eternal Shrine Maiden is really, really good too.

>>39374906
Make the mu a mom

scenic moos?

>>39378281
Give the grump a bump

>>39378281
i'm making baby

my wife and child

>>39379714

>>39385098
Who pushed her

>>39386255
she clumsy

>>39386255
marisa

>>39384236
She doesn't look so scared of being taken advantage of here.

>>39387499
She enjoys black cocks.

>>39387852
kutaka isn't black though

>>39387852
>black
>he doesn't know
Japs purposely make faceless males a shade darker to distinguish them from the girl in doujins, newfag

>>39348603
that's not an idea, that's literally what's happening

Trash ITT: Fucking destroy yourself bitch troll niggers.>>39388122

post reimu or fuck off

>>39388327
Post what, her getting thrown down stairs or getting fucked even though its a blue board? Fuck you.

see? that wasn't so hard

>>39388076
big cope

>>39388523
On your end, yes we know.

>>39388564
>no u
so this is the power of pretend-oldfags...

post reimu OR FUCK OFF

>>39388586
It's all your weak shitposting is worth anyway.

>>39388607
You sound upset.

Reimu is caught by... something?!

Kill yourself.

Reimu and her friend

Reimu is Ra.

Mods do literally nothing, maybe they're butthurt little bitches standing by because I've insulted their uselessness a few times. Enforce the fucking rules faggot motherfuckers.

Probably just having a laugh though because they don't care and think I'm crazy or whatever. Burn in Hell. Isn't there one damn maid on this board that gives a shit about Touhou?

Red and Blue, protect Reimu.

Get ready, she's coming for you.

Abandon this board. Abandon this dream.

lol bitch mods warned me for calling them useless bitches but they don't delete the low quality trash shit trolling, thus they are useless and for warning for me calling them bitches, they are bitches. useless bitches.

>>39388586
who are you quoting? also, aren't you the same polfag pretending to be an oldfag in the 2ch thread? leave the board already

>>39392814
>who are you quoting?
Your thought process
>also, aren't you [...] pretending to be an oldfag
That's you right now faggot.

Hakumurei.

i wake up and the comfy reimu thread has been raided by faggots

>>39388805
Can't you just accept some people have different tastes from you?

>>39394236
Trolls aren't people.

>>39388819

can we continue posting the best shrine maiden ever without faggy interruptions now

my wife

>>39388702
This is why she'll never be in Smash

>>39398062
Does /jp/ notice her expression, ass, or pits first?

>>39398094
me on the left

>>39398108
i noticed her pits and boobs first
>>39398118
are you my wife

>>39398108
pits=ass=expression, when i see reimu i take it all in

love everything about her

>>39388207
>no matter what work she's in she never grows up at all
I love her

>>39384067
give /jp/ a bump

>>39398144
I am not your wife.

>>39398108
Her smile first. Touching and messing with her ribbon is also a choice.

>>39398208
but she isn't smiling in >>39398062

>>39398208
I want to smell her (hair)

drinking tea and relaxing on the shrine porch with my miko wife

>>39398229
Then you have to make her smile.
>>39398233
Long, beautiful hair that shine every time she move. Reimu with hair down is lovely.

I wonder if Reimu posts on /jp/ like Sanae does.

>>39398422
she cant afford internet

Reimu strikes me as the kind of poster who would be rude while sober but friendly while drinking.

>>39398518
she's just like me!

>>39398551
that's why she has many fans

>>39398579
her fans treat her well!

>>39398632
why no bloomers

Dreamt I was with Reimu outside a house, we walked together up a little invisible staircase and did something like put notes in a vault. She had written a song on a page consisting of stuff like "Sunshine Sunshine Happy Rainbows" I said "well, I couldn't come up with anything cuter than that" For doing the thing I got a Hakurei related name added to my own, I looked at my name which was like 8+ words long and didn't know which one it was supposed to be. Inside the house, I'm with Reimu and another guy nearby. I see the guy look dumbstruck and see Reimu's skirt had ridden up in a way showing off a captivatingly beautiful ass so I stood in-between. Reimu looks back at us and then looks down, says "oh" and pulls it down. She then leads me down into a bedroom, gets on the bed and presents herself like it's just expected. I say "yeah, no thanks, I'm saving my virginity for Yukari." I'm walking with her outside and say "hey, at least now I can call myself a volcel" We go into a building where there's consoles set up. Reimu has a unfolding sleeping bag mattress that's also a game/video holder for MLP which was cool enough to make me say "cool." I'm looking through the games for a multiplayer only remember an orc RTS and something else that Reimu calls "gay." I laugh derisively, "yeah, but MLP is cool, right?"

There's someone I recognise as a Touhou, they kiss Reimu on the lips, I say "hey! Reimu's mine!" I kiss the bottom of Reimu's foot then kiss them on the lips, but then they turned out to be Reimu as well. The two of them then seem embarrassed, and leave the room in opposite directions,

Making my way up Rising Dragon Mountain with others. At one point there's something like a billboard for a western cartoon in a hard to reach place, I riskily edge close so I can spit on it. We come to a loli Reimu trying to climb a steep 3.5 meter tall wall, I grab her then run up it. I sit on the edge with her on my lap and proclaim to the others "the loli Reimu is mine!" as she lifts her gohei up with a cute expression like Luna's chestnut mouth. The others following me are annoyed and disrupt us as they climb up.

In Irithyll, among the scattered giants, Reimu was about to use her ultimate move. She breathed in deeply, then after a moment, cried as loudly as she could: HELP! HELP! A few Giant Slaves, Irithyll Slaves and Deacons appeared scattered all over the place, attacking the enemies she was fighting. She flew up atop a Giant Slave and started riding it towards them, I thought "just fire your Fantasy Seal from atop the giant at them" but they fled into the Water Reserve tower.

A giant Yukari was lording over a metropolis from above the clouds. She was completely oblivious as a far more giant Eirin poured out a beaker of acid onto her. Yukari started to fade through the rainbow's colours from violet to vermilion before turning into Reimu then vanishing. Eirin was then kicked off into space by a far more giant Hecatia.

Hina and I were going to have sex. I said "wait, when I do the slightest sexual thing in a dream I immediately cream the bed" she said "ew". We went to find a condom(not as if it would help my real self at all), found one and were doing it when we realised we were being watching by some demon child Hina had given birth to. We were immensely freaked out and called Reimu like she was police, all shaken up and hugging eachother. We were telling her to do something about it but Reimu sensed the demon child didn't have ill will and thought of Hina as his big sister or something, not that it wasn't still creeping us out.

At a convention in Japan. I had my own booth for something but since I barely knew Japanese I was avoided. Nearby there was a famous twitter girl who had a godform persona, but she somehow forgot about it. In Gensokyo, Reimu was drinking tea on the shrine's veranda when Suwako comes beside her and says "humans being so forgetful with their godforms are such a pain" before leaving off. She found the girl's godform and challenged it to the death, it didn't go without a fight but Suwako was really strong. Back to the con, the girl was curled up on the floor acting infantile along with her godform beside her in the form of an infant.

Reimu snuck into a slumber party, taking the place of one of the participants. They gave eachother mimikaki and some other stuff while each one of them realised it was Reimu who snuck in while taking their own special interest in her, one of them being Sariel who took pleasure in interpreting the meaning behind her prayers.

Yuyuko had "died", being sealed in a submarine on the ocean floor. Vampire Hunter D dived down, retrieved her spirit and she was revived. Someone commented on a half-vampire managing to do this. Yuyuko went over to a grumpy middle-age Reimu and joked with her much to her unamusement.

At a school assembly talking with Reimu during a speech. She may have said something about hating buddhists, I was about to say "yeah, me too" when I get called out and asked I was talking about. I say in a purposely misleading way "I just wanted to tell Reimu three little words" which made her blush.

>>39384236
Is it normal to want to screw this moo in the butt?

Very normal for you to post some garbage reponse alongside me to try and undermine the greatness of my dreams, bonus points for being in response to garbage that should have been deleted by tranny jannies.

I had possessed Reimu and was asking her to apologise to Byakuren for me, maybe I had burned down her temple or something, Reimu asks "why?" like I'd done something good.

>>39400684
reimu wouldn't appreciate your rudeness, you're a yukarifag anyways

you already have a schizo thread just post reimu without the ramblings faggot

I'm on a bus sitting at the backseat with Youmu, Reimu, Sanae. Youmu was giving me a lap pillow while the other two got annoyed since she kept getting excited which caused her phantom half to possess one of them.

>>39400737
Yukari = Reimu so that's fine. Both my wives anyway.
>>39400740
Cry harder.

In a bar, someone had "poisoned" my drink with a large dose of LSD, I stumbled around outside thinking "damn, this is the fucking best" and saw an illusion of Reimu standing under a distant streetlamp.

Several red dragons raging at a property ahead of me, I see Reimu coming up the road beside me passing a fire hydrant and we were probably going to take on the dragons.

that's not how lsd works

Reimu was in a Souls game, dual wielding fern leaves like PCB's title screen. They were light curved swords with close to zero weight and extra critical damage, she parried and riposted someone with them.

>>39400899
I hadn't even tried LSD at the time of that dream.

>>39400899
It is not lsd but that other grass.
https://exhentai.org/g/1474911/72be55ab6b/

>>39401333
Me on the top left

don't mind me just having fun with my wife raymoo ;)

I love waking up and hallucinating there's a huge mass of weird worms on my ceiling wriggling in a ball.

>>39404640
reimu drinking piss

I'm going to hug Reimu.

Raymoo.

>>39407032
Will she let you?

>>39410118
She did.

>>39410171
How did the hug feel?

>>39411487
Felt warm, I could go for another.

im gonna have to ask you to post more scenic reimu

Bluemus

what id give to live at the shrine

>>39411487
Soft.
Reimu is pretty soft.

>>39412192
softmu

Please... a yen for this poor, struggling miko...

>>39419125
I don't have yen - does she accept slightly older coins?

She's staring at you.

>>39420041
well i stare back at her

>>39418794
me on the right

>>39418794
me on the left

>>39418794
replace marisa with reimu and put me in the middle and then you have me in the middle

>>39419290
me on the left

>>39420297
I can't believe Marisa is dead...

>>39420317
shes off somewhere else, doing something, i dont know. reimu, suika and i are in alcoholics anonymous in that picture

bump

>>39431665
fertile miko belly

Will you keep your new wife well fed?

>>39474044
I dreamt I was standing a little ways away from Ran, Marisa and Reimu. They were kneeling around a table overeating due to being pregnant, I went over and stopped Ran and Marisa from eating too much.

>>39478083
>taking away their food
Evil.

>>39310156
shrine maiden thighs...truly only the blessed heads shall know their softness

Reimu! What have you done!!?

Turn Marisa back right this instant!

huh? no way! She tried to take my xbox.

Reimu likes little girls

>>39306977
why is she so slutty

>>39378176
I miss the melancholy of the earlier games

>>39379714

>>39514088
bras are useless

>>39519505
my wife is so kool

I love Reimu and her sexy midriff.

>>39521927
me on the right

>>39306977