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crudely drawn lolis who shoot lasers at each other.

Sanae is a slut

Every touhou is drawn as a little girl in game. This includes Yukari, Ran, Yuyuko, and Eirin.

>>3928316

Pretty much this.

>>3928316
>>3928317
>>3928328

Mmmm
I THINK I get it.
Do the touhous have a plot?

>>3928313
www.google.com
All you ever need.

>>3928339
Butbutbutbutbutbutbut

I like it better when /jp/ tells it!!

>>3928347
Since you put it that way.
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki
All you ever need and editable.

Wait until the Comiket threads start coming out. They'll help you a lot more than we ever could.

>>3928349
Hurray!

>>3928338
NO.
It's just some bitch doing something because she thinks she's entitled to change the whole of Gensyoko because she doesn't want to get a sunburn or wants to look at flowers bloom or something stupid like that. Then the resident shrine maiden Reimu shows up and slaps her back into the kitchen while Marisa steals her stuff.

>>3928367
except 90% of the time the "enemy" is actually improving gensokyo in some way.

>>3928377
>>3928367
Touhou is deep

>>3928349
I learned a lot.

I'm playing a touhou for the first time!

...

This is not what I was expecting.

>>3928404
Well, shit, touhou, this is what happens when you hit your yin yang ball around too much. The sky starts raining shit on you. You need to get your act together.

>>3928404
HRtP is pretty nice. Have fun, and try to avoid killing yourself with your own balls!

After you beat it, you can play the second one and see a certain character reappear (if you get that far, anyways). This very same character is likely slated to be in Touhou 13, so keep a look out! ;_;

When I first saw the Marisa stole the precious thing flash, I though Touhou had a deep plot with magical girls traveling around the world blowing up other little girls.

I was disappointed.

>>3928338
>Do the touhous have a plot?

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a homicidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in the free market.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl who wanted to go flower gazing under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips Gensokyo of its defences against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu illegally seizes a merchant ship's cargo.

See image for further reference.

>>3928415
>deep plot with magical girls traveling around the world blowing up other little girls

And just how is that NOT an accurate description of Touhou plot?

>>3928415
I'm having a similar experience.

But this is okay, too. Reimu fucking hates cards, so she beats the shit out of them. I'm not a big fan of cards, myself.

>>3928417
I prefer the Youkai Jesus version for UFO.

>>3928417
Grossly exaggerated accounts of Gensokyo's history meant to demonize our beloved, hardworking miko.

Touhou 1: Reimu defends her property.
Touhou 2: Reimu executes a counterinsurengcy operation.
Touhou 3: Reimu halts unethical experiments.
Touhou 4: Reimu enforces building codes.
Touhou 5: Operation Makai Freedom.
Touhou 6: Reimu prevents a west nile virus epidemic.
Touhou 7: Reimu puts an end to vile necromancy.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu arrests hooligans for public drunkeness.
Touhou 8: Reimu enforces international law.
Touhou 9: Reimu protects the peace.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu drinks tea and relaxes.
Touhou 10: Reimu defends the faith.
Touhou 11: Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.
Touhou 12: Reimu brings justice to a traitor to humanity.

>>3928421
>traveling around the world
That part. They're just traveling around a small portion of rural japan.

>>3928417

>>3928417
And touhou 12.3: China sleeps on the job while Cirno and Sanae look for giant mecha.

>>3928436
Are you sure?
TH06: Vampire bitch lays down a challenge to Reimu
TH07: Ghost bitch steals spring to selfishly try and resurrect a random stranger she doesn't realise is herself.
TH7.5: Oni bitch uses powers to make everyone party endlessly for her own reasons.
TH08: Moon bitches replace the moon to hide from home, don't care about the effect this would have on the local residents.
TH09: Bitch royal, flowers are blooming out of season and the locals pressure Reimu, who doubts it's a problem, to investigate. Other bitches decide to check it out as well, everyone beats on one another because they learned it from Reimu.
TH10: New shrine bitch directly threatens Reimu on order of her god bitches. Reimu lays down the hurt on them all.
TH10.5: Celestial bitch causes trolls all Gensokyo. Another bitch royal ensues.
TH11: God bitches set up some Raven bitch with nuclear powers, Raven bitch thinks she's it and worries everyone ending with other bitches pushing Reimu to solve it.

Hurray!

But this is actually pretty okay. The way the rest of 4chan quarantined the touhous here, you would think the touhous were leprosy or something.

>>3928438
First of all, Gensokyo is an entire pocket dimension. Second, they travel far, far beyond it. Or is moon, hell, heaven, netherworld, etc. not enough for you?

>>3928442
Meiling protects the SDM against the insidious giant catfish, you insufferable jerk. Being a gateguard is such a thankless job.

>>3928461
Umm, no, the rest of 4chan is leprosy, we're here for our own safety.

>>3928453
You essentially supported my case that Reimu is a sadly misunderstood, demonized protector out to do what's best for Gensokyo.

God dammit, I thought the yin yangs were on my side. You can't trust anyone in this loli-eat-dog world.

>>3928461
Good job. Now try the other games, because HRtP is nothing like them.

Touhou 2: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass
Touhou 3: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass
Touhou 4: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass
Touhou 7.5: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass
Touhou 8: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass
Touhou 9: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass
Touhou 10.5: Reimu kicks Marisa's ass

>>3928469
You apparently didn't make it to the ending of her scenario, did you?

>>3928477
>You essentially supported my case that Hitler is a sadly misunderstood, demonized protector out to do what's best for Europe.

>>3928489
>implying he would be demonized if he won

>>3928417
>>3928436
>>3928453
Did anyone save Marisa's version?

>>3928492
>discrediting your own post by starting it with ">implying"
Oh ho~

>>3928492
Stalin was winning all the time. Didn't help him much.

>>3928469
go back to gardening China

>>3928488
I did, but the ending was obviously a joke. There's no way Meiling would sleep on the job, so she obviously fought a giant catfish to ensure the safety of the mansions she's assigned to protect.

>>3928489
Oh Alabama, you're so witty.

>>3928510
How does one garden China?

>>3928497
Looks like the Lunarians stole more than just the moon in IN. Where the hell is Reimu's nose?

>>3928497
This is the true marisa version.
>>3928487

>>3928511
What?

>>3928497
Marisa's plot for every game (except for SoEW):

As the resident connoisseur of rare goods in Gensokyo, I am inclined to investigate this [place] for items of values, and should something be found, claim it in the name of discovery for the good of everybody who is me.

It's time for a new touhou.

This one wants me to pick a Reimu. Seeing as how the yin yangs fucked me over in the previous touhou, I'm going to pick the yin yang-less Reimu.

>>3928502
Isn't Stalin considered to be one of Russia's greatest leaders, within Russia itself?

>>3928530
Getting killed by your own orbs was bullshit.

>>3928531
Sadly, by some people he is. They still prefer Lenin overall as a statesman, but Stalin ranks up there.

>>3928531
Stalin's "methods" doomed Russia.

>>3928530

I've played this touhou before! Except instead of lolis it was a fighter jet. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks...

>>3928570

Is that Dracula?
DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

so..

whats regarded the easiest of the touhou games starting from game 6?

i fucking suck at these games but id really like to get better <_<

>>3928579
That's Rika, you silly man. First Rika, then Nitori...man, Reimu sure does love beating up those engineers.

Wait till you get to the stage 2 boss.

>>3928592
>easiest of the touhou games starting from game 6?

Shoot the Bullet. Definitely.

>>3928592
StB if you want general ease, SA or UFO if you want ease in conjunction with a game where you get to shoot.

>>3928592
Shoot the Bullet

>>3928592
Shoot the Bullet.

>>3928637
>>3928606
>>3928604
You guys are evil.

>>3928592
Play IN in easy mode.

>>3928599

You said this was Nitori, then? It doesn't look like it will be that much harder than Tank Commander Dracula

>>3928646
you sick fuck

>>3928651
>It doesn't look like it will be that much harder than Tank Commander Dracula
bahahaha let's see his reaction after this

>>3928651

GAH FUCK

>>3928651
>>3928656
>>3928657
Hahahahahaha

>>3928651
Fuck you, Meira. I hate you. I hate you so goddamn much I could explode.

>>3928604
>>3928606
>>3928610

just wait until you get to Mima

>>3928570
I remember this game. I played it on trial for PC a looooong time ago, when I was a kid.

>>3928657
Killed by lily white, eh?

>>3928497
Eastern & Little Nature Deity Reimu is the best Reimu

His art was sketchy but good god was everyone lolicute in that.

>>3928657

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO
SHE MAKES WALLS OF BULLETS
THIS IS WORSE THAN SCRAPING PAINT

On the bright side, this is the most awesome high score name entry screen ever. I need to remind myself later to get my name officially changed to Skull Skull Ghost Yin-Yang

>>3928683
>AAAAAA is a hardcore motherfucker

...... made it to stage 5 with only 9000 points. That's talent.

Shoot the Bullet was great fun and games until I got to level 7. Then shit gets real hard.

WHAT NOW BITCH

I can't read moonrunes, but I'd be willing to bet that Reimu's saying she'll find that bitch's kids and feed them their balls.

She can say that with a smile on her face because of her brutal upbringing in the Harlem ghetto

>>3928680
Actually, sketchy art works better for Touhou since the canon has no true form and is best left to the imagination.

Let's play Story of Eastern Wonderland: Shrine Maidens and Space Ghosts

>>3928710
Oh you. But yeah, Meira is a humongous pain and quite the evil lady. This is a bit of what Reimu says after winning, though. It almost sounds like Reimu is accustomed to burying her enemies, huh?

I did it! ...huh? Uh-oh... she's not moving. Oh well, time for the burial rites...

>>3928710
She says: "Alright!"

>>3928717
Shut up, Zorak

>>3928710
You should probably give the PC-98 games a rest if you want a more balanced impression of Touhou. Try one of the Windows STGs.

>>3928657
Which PC-98 Touhou is this again? I want to give it a try.

>>3928728
damn
>>3928730
Story of Eastern Wonderland

These damn things are raping me. I had to blow two moon bombs on them already.

Which, by the way, I keep accidentally using at the beginning of a level because I have Down's Syndrome apparently.

>>3928742
you just have SoEW syndrome
SoEW is a bigger FUCK YOU than IN for the bomb system

This is some Star Wars shit right here. I don't know how loli is maintaining her hull integrity

>>3928768
you must have gotten raped by now

>>3928787

....oh yeah....

I used my last continue, so if I get a game over again, it's onto my next touhou.

I hope you make it to Marisa, I remember her fight being pretty awesome.

obvious troll is obvious.
but it was believable at first.

>>3928800
you move more in her fight than in an entire IN run

And just like that, I'm down to my last loli

>>3928811
bomb bomb bomb

Made it through. Reimu is understandably apprehensive.

>>3928827
...lol wut

>>3928835
I had forgotten how ugly her first form was

I didn't do shit and she's already transforming

that's not how video game bosses work goddamn

>>3928811
You should play Lotus Land Story next. I still remember the first time I saw Yuka's spark, it surprised the shit out of me.

>>3928850
it's a different person

well that didn't last long

>>3928854
let him go in order
and don't spoil it for him!

>>3928850
That's a completely different character, silly. Enjoy your Marisa fight.

>>3928858
Sorry, sorry, got too excited. Oh well, PoDD is a great game anyway I swear to God Yumemi cheats, though.

>>3928858
Spoil what exactly? that it will involve loli with silly hats?

Regardless, I guess I'll go in order. And get started on downloading the later ones that are like 136 mb

Let's play Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream: Shrine maidens, witches and space lesbians.

Oh shit, I get to pick my loli this time!

Uhhh.... ummm...

>>3928897
Sounds like the plot for a 70s movie.

>>3928897
More like Shrine maidens, ghosts, and Marisa's fragmented personalities.

>>3928903
any of them will do fine

I ended up picking the cat loli

>>3928903
Kotohime is my favorite Touhou that nobody gives a shit about and never will.

>>3928903
Obviously you're supposed to pick Mima, the true heroine of PoDD.

>>3928891
Oh it's that game with the least remembered characters in all of touhou.

wait what?

what is this versus nonsense

okay well I apparently kicked her ass

I am intrigued by the idea of a versus touhou

>>3928930
Spoilers: Marisa steals her everything.

>>3928954
>go home and be a family man.jpg
you are my favorite touhou newbie ever

>>3928941
>>3928945
Fuck yes Ellen, you are the best Marisa ever! A Yuki is fine too, though.

So you're telling me these are all aspects of Marisa duking it out in her subconscious?

I tell you what that girl ain't right

>>3928975
That's what you call COMPOSURE!

But yeah, Marisa was never right in the head.

And another one gone

>>3928975
Witch of love Marisa vs social outsider collectomaniac Marisa

I am doing super well so far; I like this touhou

>>3928994
vs Ordinary Black Magician Girl Marisa.

>>3928997
you are fighting
>>3928835

I got so caught up in making her fight a boss me that I took a teapot to the face

>>3929017
Those teapot ghosts, man. Gotta be more careful.

>>3928997
There are no horned Touhous in that game- it's entirely silly hats or EXTREMELY silly hats. I made it all the way through that game the first time I played it, but I chose the Final Boss as my character, so it doesn't really count.

>>3929017
>Teapot
I lol'd

Why did fairies replace ghosts completely anyway?

I'm not gonna be able to unsee them as teapots

>>3929026
The same reason Mima isn't around anymore.

She's still waiting for you to wake her up, Anonymous.

I watched this loli hit herself in the face with the yin yang orb like forty times, she's brain damaged by now. Easy win coming up.

>>3929040
Marisa became strong enough to stand on her own, and so Mima was replaced by Yuyuko/Yukari?

>>3929045
Go back to sleep. I hate women who cut their hair.

>>3929059

That wasn't easy at all! Why would you lie to me, anon?!

She got me down to like half a heart without even taking any damage. I don't know if I held shift for focused movement or what, but damn if I didn't manage to survive somehow

oh shi-

>>3929075
its on

>>3929075
I love how even the red blush effect is black on the other Ellen.

I'll tell ya right now, King, this one's gonna be a slobberknocker

>>3929086
she's yandere

>>3929086
She must be possessed by the ghost of Hitler!

It was so intense I forgot to take a snapshot of the win

Does satori's sister use hearts like ellen? I remember people talking about danmaku with phallic tips.

>>3929116
Koishi shoots hearts, but nothing she shoots resembles a penis. Nothing.

>>3929116
Ellen uses bullets with hearts inside
Koishi uses heart shaped bullets

Decisive match?

>>3929132
This game is about ruins which just appeared in Gensokyo.
The characters fight each other in a contest and the winner gets to investigate the ruins.
That means after this battle, you'll enter the ruins and fight the final bosses.

I am not impressed

>>3929166
now hell starts

The tension in the air is thick...

playing touhou its like going out in a rainy day, and trying to not get wet

*gasp*

Some rockin music in here

It was the sailor loli all along!!!!

>>3929189
>say it in yellow

Goddammit, I shouldn't have laughed. I love you, PC-98 playthrough Anonymous.

Yeah I don't even know anymore

>>3929223
Oh shit, here it comes. I hope you're ready to cry bullshit.

DO~~~~ON

>>3929263
now you will experience hell

Ellen, right?
Ellen's grinning as gormlessly as ever.

>>3929280
I love that pasta, but I hate that fight.

the best thread in /jp/ I've ever soon

goddamnit I love you touhou newbie

>>3929280
Ellen is an ageless perma-loli who constantly forgets things. Why wouldn't she be smiling gormlessly?

So I just spent my entirely full gauge to do jackshit to her and now she responds in kind

>>3929301
>seen

oops, derp

>>3929306
Someone's about to experience a strawberry crisis.

WHAT THE SHIT

>>3929306
>>3929313
>>3929322
heh

>>3929322
It's the romans that used crosses to hurt people. She must be roman. Or wolfwood.

>>3929331
>Or wolfwood.
i made that joke on #/jp/ and i was kicked out

>>3929306
You gonna get SCIENCE'd.

Okay... deep breathes...
I can do this...
ROUND TWO

>>3929327
This has to be one of my favorite Touhou comics ever.

>>3928313
OP image is a recolour of Ranka Lee from Macross Frontier. How much Touhou imagery is recycled from other anime?

>>3929347
Is it better than GROUNDED FOR 1000 YEARS?

>>3929345
Better roll for anal circumference, just in case. She shoves those crosses everywhere.

>>3928393
Change "Raymoo" to "IOSYS."

And again...

>>3929425
Are you using you bombs enough?

>>3929425
>there are no words
anal rape

>>3929345
>>3929425
>>3929454
She either cunningly brutal or brutally cunning.

You can't use a full gauge to cancel boss attacks like in PoFV?

>>3929358
>other anime
>anime
>touhou

get. lost.

>>3929460
Probably not. I end up mashing the X-key when I've already died my megaman death

I just realized that Touhou is pretty gay.

I mean, what the fuck am I doing reading up on this shit

don't be discouraged, she is the hardest boss in the series in my opinion

>>3929510
That's how everyone starts out.

Alright.
She took my score.
She took my pride.
BUT THERE'S ONE THING A NEW TOUHOUFAG ALWAYS KEEPS

>>3929529
> his virginity.png
wwww
still i suggest you move on, you will be fighting Yumemi forever and get sick of it after a while

>>3929358
>>3929510

samefag.

CUNTS

>>3929571
>sixty niggers.png

Yeah, I'll have to take a break if I can't get her on this credit

*sigh*
Welp, I need to go take care of some court business. Shouldn't take too terribly long. Lotus Land Story when I get back.

Not OP. Thought I'd try fighting Yumemi on Normal again to see how hard it was. I died about 5 seconds after taking this screenshot.

>>3928453
>>3928417
>>3928487

>>3929026
>>3929040
And that reason would be that ZUN developed a fetish for legs/feet/shoes/dustbunnies, so all future characters had to have them.

>>3928436
reimu has no excuses for 10.5 i see
but considering her hard work, lets let it slip.

>>3929761
FFFFFFFFFFF

First time I played this game I got to Yumeni without losing a single life, then proceeded to lose them all without hitting her once. I never played again.

Well the law hates me, no surprise there.

Lotus Land Story tiem.

The first time I ever saw a touhou was on clone.manga
Not exactly the best place for a first impression

I get to choose my loli again

I'll take Marisa, seeing as how we're fairly well acquainted after I just spent last game playing as Marisa's furry persona or something.

>>3930022
great, you are back

Let's Play Lotus Land Story: Shrine Maidens, witches and youkai moe

prepare for youkai moe

What the hell? It's all in Japanese!

I'll just pick these little doodles here then

>>3930051
oh, i saved this pic from the last yuuka thread!

This one is like more generic touhou. I'm okay with this.

>>3930060
Get ready for the easiest fifth and sixth boss fights ever.

>>3930092
He has to get there first, but since he trained enough with Yumemi, it should be possible.

>>3930092
and the ones with the best atmosphere

i don't think he is going to get to the sixth stage on his first run though (You can't get to stage six if you use continues)

There's apparently a boss up ahead. I know this because of the invisible shootings. WHY this signifies a boss, I don't know. Maybe because everything in this series has to be delivered via bullet

>>3930109
What the hell are invisible shootings?

Oh! Oh! I know this one! It's Ching Chong!

>>3930123
those bullets that come out of nowhere before boss fights in PC-98 games

>>3930124
The game actually doesn't tell you her name until you beat it and see the ending.

>>3930123

First boss fight

>>3930152
BTW this game already allows you to press shift for focused movement.

>>3930138

So, for right now she's Ching Chong.
:D

>>3930158
reminds me of that guy who did a non-focus lets play in hard mode because he thought you couldn't focus

It's like I'm really on pooshlmer.

>>3930158

SWEET FINALLY

Coming up on the second boss now.

She's charming

dammit

double KO
but I have extra mans

>>3930210
yeah, shes my favorite touhou vampire

>>3930210
She's a vampire. Watch your neck.

I can't believe I lost a life to a miniboss on the way here

just goes to show how far I have to go

not looking forward to this

I have to make it without continues!

This is now a Bad Apple thread

>>3930282
watch out for the scythe

>>3930286
What's a Bad apple?

>>3930296
Her theme song.

>>3930294

no kidding :(

Oh well, we press on

>>3930300
you meant stage theme?

What am I flying over, a picnic table?

>>3930303
no! what about yuuka ;_;

>>3930326
Yuka's wardrobe

>>3930327
I meant for the extra bosses, I go to secret levels if I don't use any continues, right?

well shit

GAH
HER BULLETS CHEATED
I DEMAND A RECOUNT

>>3930370
lol homing

>>3930370
Common reaction when fighting Raymoo in any game.

>>3930409
Except IN.

>>3930405

lol look at my bullets. lol youre dead.

thats a mean way using homing bullets, got owned there myself a few minutes ago

Well I've come this far finally, and
OH
WHOA
UH
wow
uh
I can't look directly at her but I can't look away
It's not even the fact she's got one eye so much as that it's off center

>>3930431
And yet...

>>3930438
youkai moe

And then I ran into the first goddamn bullet she fires

>>3930438
Marisa was clearly distracted by the youkai moe.
I input the correct commands, SHE messed up. But I'll forgive her.

>>3930453
oh well

this thread hit bump limit

>>3930431
A classic case of bed head with long hair.

>>3930453
Mystic Square is next, huh? You know who you have to pick.

>>3930492
we all know. yuuka apeared only once after all.

but he is gonna get marisa again, ofc.

Sorry about that, had to go grab a drink
I'm not operating on much sleep right now

Mystic Square tiem

well, now, she's okay now that she didn't just wake up

The snow level in Mystic Square hurts my eyes.

OP you'll need to make a new thread soon as this one is headed toward prunesville.

I can tell that those are Roman characters, but I can't read them. My brain has probably shut down non-essential functions to focus more on dodging BOOLET

Make a new thread OP

new thread >>3930597

new thread
>>3930597