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3920676 No.3920676 [Reply] [Original]

You find yourself a loving waifu, however on the wedding night she claims she's too tired to have sex.

What do you do?

>> No.3920682

Shit on the floor.

>> No.3920686

Not have sex and ask her to play games with me.

>> No.3920687

let her rest of course

>> No.3920689

>>3920676
Oh well, we have a long honey moon to make up for that.

>> No.3920690

>>3920676

I would force her into having sex.

>> No.3920693

Have sex with her some other day.

>> No.3920697

We take a nice long bath.

>> No.3920702

Fuck your mom instead

>> No.3920704

Realize the grave mistake in marrying such a frigid ice queen.

Seriously, too tired on the wedding night? Fuck off.

>> No.3920707

>>3920676
So I heard we will be getting T2 Bakemonogatari @ C77?
Any cover art or info yet?

>> No.3920716

ask if she is too tired to fight me instead!

>> No.3920720

>>3920704
Well, after a whole day staying in a dress, with all the stress and excitement marriage can bring, taking hundreds of photos, greeting dozens of people, then having a big party with your parents till late night.
It's not that unreasonable to be tired at that point.

>> No.3920722

>>3920707
Check his site.

>> No.3920732

>>3920720
She has the rest of our depressing marriage to deny me, marriage night and honeymoon are pretty much the only two occasions where sex is almost required.

>> No.3920742

>>3920732
Come on, if you can't compromise in a marriage from day 1 you're in for a very short relationship.

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>>3920722
Ok I am expecting stapler sex.

>> No.3920769
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3920769

>What do you do?

I fucking rape the bitch.

>> No.3920771

>waifu
>she claims she's too tired to have sex
How can a 2D object be too tired?
Are you guys schizophrenic?

>> No.3920774

Any Tony Taka VN translation where?

>> No.3920778

>>3920774
Most of his games are shit. I don't see them getting translated any time soon.

>> No.3920781

Tell her to leave it to me!

>> No.3920784

Respect her wishes and go fap to some loli.

>> No.3920801

remind her of the prenup

>> No.3920804

>>3920801
more like SHE reminds YOU of the prenup

>> No.3920820

She goes to sleep. I put my dick in.

>> No.3920833

Talk her into a quick, emotionless BJ then go back to using the computer.

>> No.3920842

Ask her if she would like to cuddle instead.

>> No.3920839

>>3920676
Doesn't change anything. I'll be the one to be doing the fucking anyway. It'll be like rape.

>> No.3920868

Would a girl let you have sex with her while she's wearing the wedding dress? Or are they all really protective about it?

Seems like a waste if you don't, it's not like she's going to wear it again anyway.

>> No.3920875

>>3920842
>cuddle
What are you, a fag?

>> No.3920885

>>3920687
>>3920689

>> No.3920889

>>3920875
No, I simply do not have an obsession with sexual intercourse.

>> No.3920898

Sounds like the beginning of a NTR game.

>> No.3920917

>>3920842 Back massage till she falls asleep. Then cuddle.

Fix'd

>> No.3920924

thanks to my worthless body I'd probably be more tired than she is, so that's okay

>> No.3920925

I don't feel like having sex either.

>> No.3920927

>>3920676
>she claims she's too tired to have sex.
I FUCKING SAW THIS PORN BEFORE. It means she just had sex with someone else....
[x] RAGE RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF HER ;_;

>> No.3920966

>>3920924
>>3920925
That's no good you faggots. Put your cock in and show her who's boss. Or else she'll go fuck with some other guy while you're asleep...

>> No.3920990

>>3920917
Yes that does seem much better, and maybe make her breakfast in bed for when she wakes up.

>> No.3920998

Let her lie back and rest.

While I screw her.

>> No.3920995

>>3920676
Why is OP acceptable from a woman, but when a man says that it's not!?

>> No.3921000

>>3920995
Double standards. Welcome to life.

>> No.3921032

>>3920995
As said, double standards.
It's ok for a woman to be weak in mind and body.

Men have higher standards.

>> No.3921058

Divorce.

>> No.3921064

>>3921032
>It's ok for a woman to be weak in mind and body
No it isn't. I'll fucking rape her until her bladder bursts and make her pee all over her wedding dress. The slut can't fool me, I've seen my share of NTR porn...

>> No.3921071

I wouldn't really mind. I don't see how the marriage would be tiring, however, as my side probably wouldn't have any invitees.

>> No.3921730

>>3921071
we'll go check out your wedding.

>> No.3921767

Why would a woman agree to marry a man and not give him sex whenever he wanted? Where is the equality in that?

>> No.3921775

Cuddling. Just cuddling and hugging is enough for me.

>> No.3921777

>>3921730
Definitely man. Free booze and /jp/ tripfags. Good times, fellas.

>> No.3921815

>>3921775
Word.

>> No.3921821

Tell her the next day that I don't feel like having sex.

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>>3920676
It's okay, I just married her for her young daughter. I'm sure she's ready for sex. Let the honeymoon commence.

>> No.3921890

>>3921730
Tis' okay. You're all invited. See you in hell for my wedding.

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