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3916555 No.3916555 [Reply] [Original]

What do your mom think about your lifestyle, anon?

>> No.3916557

She's probably dead on the inside.

>> No.3916560

I have two fathers.

>> No.3916565
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>> No.3916570

My exposed powerlevel is very weak.

>> No.3916574

she thinks i should open my windows more often

>> No.3916575

My mom doesn't give a shit about me, so whatever

>> No.3916586

mom loves me


no... not like that

>> No.3916592

>>3916574

>> No.3916604

I can shut her up with a "you smoke, so yeah" or an "at least I don't smoke", if she starts something.

>> No.3916605

My mom is dead.

My father lives out of the country.

I take it easy.

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>>3916586

>> No.3916614

I haven't lived with her since I was five so she wouldn't know.

>> No.3916624

She thinks my figures are cute. She's probably crying on the inside because she'll never have grandchildren.

>> No.3916633

>>3916604
That's gotta be one of the most ridiculous counterarguments I've seen.

>> No.3916644

This reminded me of a certain video

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6339191

>> No.3916648

I'm actually suprised at how unquestioning she is at my Koromo dakimakura

>> No.3916656

>>3916648
look at OP's pic

>> No.3917126

I have a cd full of Touhou vocal remixes that I listen to when I drive. I left it in the car one day and she found it.

Now she listens to it while driving because she thinks it's awesome.

>> No.3917153

They're happy I'm not an alcoholic or doped retard.

>> No.3917156

My mom loves me but is worried about my future, and is unsure what she should do to help me, since she's busy a lot.
Unlike japanese mothers, she is forcing me to get a job after christmas. I am grateful for this sort of action though, I'm not proactive enough to help myself, sometimes.

>> No.3917188

She's pretty cool about it, as long as I stay healthy and don't get fat. She only cares about how I look, though.

>> No.3917196

>>3917156
mine too

>> No.3917213

I'm mostly a normalfag, aside from playing Sengoku Rance on my laptop and playing touhou music. She hasn't noticed the h-scenes yet and she actually seems to like the touhou music, so there's no real problem.

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Haven't seen my mother since I was in grade school. I now live in my own apartment and pay my own rent, so fuck her opinion if she even has one.

>> No.3917228

>>3917156
Mine will be kicking me out after Christmas. I don't mind that much because they never stop bothering me about my failures.

>> No.3917249

She doesn't know anything. I am pretty successful professionally and i don't look like i'm socially retarded because i have pretty good people skills when i want (need) to. She must probably wonder why i'm still not married though.

>> No.3917257

I don't know. Should I call her and ask?

>> No.3917258

She's too busy being depressed and self-hating. I really wish I could get her out of her pit of misery, but she doesn't seem to want out.

>> No.3917275

My mom lives in a half-way house for schizophrenics. She is just thankful that I still talk to her unlike most of her family.

>> No.3917293

I don't think she minds, although she probably wishes I had friends. She always brags to people about how I'm learning Japanese though, even at the most inappropriate times.

>> No.3917305

I'm in college and try to hide my power level. She's too busy reading Twilight to really pay any attention to me.

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>>3917275

Are you me?

>> No.3917313

She told me she's fine with me not socializing with people if that's what I want. I'm living on my own anyway, so I guess she might feel like she doesn't have the right to butt in if I say I'm happy.

>> No.3917338

>>3917275
Same for me.

Except I don't even talk to her.

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>>3916555

>> No.3917352

My mom is still sure that I am going to get married. This is despite the fact that I HATE EVERYTHING.

>> No.3917370

My mother's dead...

No really...

>> No.3917377

>>3917293
Same with me. And if we are ever outside together she points out every Asian girl saying "Hey, she's cute isn't she? Why don't you go talk to her?". I don't think she realizes they can hear her.

>> No.3917379

I told my mother that I want to marry a Japanese woman. To which she replied, "Please don't dilute you beautiful pure Irish genes." But then I introduced her to a Japanese woman friend of mine and she said that she can now see why I want to.

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>>3917338
>>3917306
>>3917275

/jp/ - schizophrenic mothers

>> No.3917386

>>3917352
Including me?

>> No.3917405

I'm in the opposite situation of many /jp/ers. My mom just sits around the house all day at her computer on Facebook and other Web 2.0 shit and just shovels junk food in her mouth. The only time I hear from her is when her internet goes down or she needs something.

Meanwhile, I'm busting my ass in my own apartment, working every day, trying to get out and meet people but not having much success... I hang out a lot in coffee shops and stuff trying to meet girls, but it never works. I inevitably wind up coming back home, jerking off to WM/AF porn and then doing Touhoushit.

Feels bad, man

>> No.3917413

why do mothers so obsessed about marry stuff ?

>> No.3917419

>>3917386
Especially you.

>> No.3917430

>>3917413

It happens when your own kids grow up and you realise you sort of miss having kids around the house.
I just told mine I'm not intending to spawn, and she's never questioned it since.

... actually I do intend to, sometime. Just making sure she won't be disappointed if I fail on that part.

>> No.3917434

>>3917405
well, at least you find your place in life.
also, I think it is better try to hook up someone on animu fest than spend time in coffeehouse.
The most part of woman-weaboo is damn easygoing

>> No.3917435

>>3917413
Mine is obsessed over getting married, but doesn't really talk to me about it at all. But then again, that might be because she lives 1500 miles away and I don't talk to her even when my dad scolds me for not calling her.

Also, she's a whore on adultfriendfinder. I found her on that site when she let me use her laptop like 2-4 years ago.

>> No.3917438

>>3917434
YOU SPEAK LIKE SOME INSIDER. GIVE US THE DIRT and in b4 lol 3D

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>>3917435

LINK TO PROFILE NAO

>> No.3917451

>>3917430
I dont think that it is /jp/ problem, though.
Its looks like the whole generation trouble. Many of my normalfag acquaintances dont have waify too

>> No.3917456

>>3917435
Blame them liberals and not your mother who has been raised by lunatics under feminists ruling

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IF JAPAN WAS MY MOTHER THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE

>> No.3917462

Quality thread 9/10, you should do this more often /jp/

>> No.3917465

My mother is 2D

>> No.3917476

ive started to go to study place to learn how to build buildings and shit, just to make my mom feel better about me, but everyone there hates me and makes fun of me, so its hard to keep up but one day i think im gonna break my nerves and kill someone. My mom gave me lot of love so i cant be a neet without wanting to kill myself everyday, i dont know what to do, i hope this finish quick so i can get a job and end this endless circle.

>> No.3917478

>>3917153
I got your mom to like my lifestyle last night...

>> No.3917479

>>3917221
Which of those two lovely ladies is your mother?

>> No.3917481

They still believe I'm gonna become interested in real girls at some point. It's freaking ridiculous.

>> No.3917482

>>3917451

Although the problem at hand may be she knows I'm only moderately interested in going to bed with someone I'm biologically capable of having children with.
So as far as "lifestyles" go, I'd say my parents are both very accepting. But with fear of fucking up the thread, I won't take that any further.

>> No.3917487

>>3917481

I know, it's terrible.

What's worse is when drunk 3d sluts are rubbing on you at parties and you aren't quite sure how to get them to stay the fuck away.

>> No.3917493

>>3917352
You don't hate everything.

>> No.3917496

My mom is dead and my dad couldn't care less

>> No.3917506

>>3917487
Why would you go to parties?

>> No.3917513

>>3917506

Free alcohol. That and getting drunk with friends is much better than drinking alone.

>> No.3917519

>>3917462
The thread turned out well but there's a significant risk it could have degenerated into /r9k/ shit.

>> No.3917525

My whole family knows about my "Japan thing", and they don't care. Besides I've been glued to the monitor since the age of six, so they don't care about me spending too much time on the computer either.

>> No.3917526

My mom's a saint. Pretty deluded about what an absolute failure I am. Also thinks I'm going to have kids but doesn't know I'm gay.

>> No.3917528

My mom doesn't think about much of anything because she's a bunch of ashes in a jar.

>> No.3917532

My mom doesn't think much of anything because she's a bunch of packages in the freezer.

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>>3917513
Everytime i go to partys I get beat up.

>> No.3917537

>>3917526
yup thats exactly my situation except im not gay, so dont argue about it.

>> No.3917538

>>3917519
But there are parties and you know parties .... Sure I was on parties but I would not call them so because I knew everbody there, small numbers of people and if someone was there it was some underagefaggot friend from somebody older. Those 'meetups' had one thing in common: COMPLETE LACK OF WOMEN = take it easy time.

On the other hand I would never go to some party filled with fags I'm not affiliated with

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>> No.3917543

My mom gave up on me not that it matters for me because I know that's the only way here. Now my imouto is the last hope for my parents. But women have it pretty easy compared to us as you may know

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>>3917513
>friends

>> No.3917550

>>3917543
Oh yeah with the bleeding out the vagina and the getting pregnant and the institutional discrimination and the rape.

>> No.3917562

>>3917543
>But women have it pretty easy compared to us as you may know

Absolute bullshit. Women have it harder, they have to put up with being wanted only for their bodies. Being objectified. Being sexualized beyond belief.

>> No.3917564

I live with my mom still, I haven't left my house in probably half a year. I'm not too sure what she thinks, because I rarely leave my room to talk to her, but she probably thinks I'm just a lost cause, as she doesn't really nag me about my future anymore. At least my brother and/or sister will be able to provide the grandchildren that I will never have.

>> No.3917577

She feels sorry for me that I fail to get a job due to retarded reasons.

>> No.3917578

>>3917562

Women love that and all of that comes with huge benefits.

>> No.3917585

>>3917562
>>3917550
>completely ignoring what he's saying they have it easier with
Women. Always. Why am I not amazed?

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My mom is from the 50's and is an expert at convising me why i should always stay home and never do drugs.

>> No.3917602

>>3917585
>>3917578

Do you even have to energy to reply to trolling like that anymore? I don't.

>> No.3917608

>>3917602
It doesn't really matter. I just felt like replying. Who cares?

>> No.3917617

>>3917608
>It doesn't really matter
to me, to me.

>> No.3917619

She still holds false hope.

>> No.3917621

>>3916555
>IMPLYING THAT I DONT HAVE MY OWN HOUSE

>> No.3917700

The most my mother ever found out was that I played JRPGs. Since I've fairly good social skills and am secretive about everything, she never figured out what went on in my private life when I lived with her. I went to my local public library a lot or just hung around various stores. She assumed I've had a girlfriend at least once, but that assumption is dead wrong. She also absolutely believes I'll marry one day and have children. Still, I let her believe whatever she wants, as long as it makes her happy.

>> No.3917723

>>3917550
Can you explain something to me? Most women fantasize about rape, do they genuinely dislike it or do they orgasm from it?

>> No.3917766

>>3917723
man can be raped too

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>>3917766
By other men, or women with tools.

A normal woman has not a chance in hell of raping a normal guy.

>> No.3917904

My mom can't tell the difference between Chines and Japanese, aside from the the few times she jokingly commented on me "having a lot of junk" she's never really brought it up.

>> No.3917917

>>3917884
They most certainly can.

>> No.3917973

>>3917917

Butthurt Woman, angry because she isn't a Man.

>> No.3918180

Just because women don't have penises does not mean they cannot rape. Rape is unconsentual sex. If the man says no and you go on and force him to put it in you, that qualifies as rape.

Even though you whores can just baww to the police and convince him that he did it and you were just a victim.

Also, I hate women that think they have to objectify to anything implying that they have it easy and then listing all the reasons on google to convince the other person to feel sorry for you. God damn whores and your "problems".

>> No.3918231

Women are scary.

At any point, they can claim you raped them.

>> No.3918248

>>3917904
Why are you hiding here Tohno?

>> No.3918296

I work to help support my mom and I live at home so I can take care of her and protect her form my hell bitch sister who is a way bigger loser than me and stays at home too. I've told her before that if I was to go out and find a girl and get married, I wouldn't be able to support her near as much, or help around the house. All my time and money would have to go to her, our house (or apartment most likely) and this is even more so if we had a kid.
She said she understands, and I think she does, but probably one of the things I most regret in life, above and before eveything else is that I couldn't give her the things I know deep down she wants the most, a wife for me and grandchildren for her. My dad's dead so it makes it even harder for me to think about leaving her alone in order to possibly pursue a gf.
Anyways, that's my situation. I love my mom about as much as anything in this world. I think most of us poor loser anons do too, even if we can't admit it.
After reading this thread, I can tell many of us are ashamed at how we have failed our mama. Some of us have moms who themselves, are failures in some aspect. And some of us actualy beleive our moms don't love us/hate us/could care less about us. I want to tell all of you one thing I know for a fact. No matter how fucked up your mom is, or mental, or sad about your lifestyle, or drug addicted, or whatever, somewhere, deep down inside of her, somewhere below all the layers of shit this world has applied to her soul, she in her purest truest identity loves you. You're her boy, and that version of her won't stop loving you no matter what you do or become, or what she does and becomes.

>> No.3918303

So anon, I'll use this thread to take this opportunity to ask one favor from all of you. This chistmas, please write/call/visit your mom and tell her you love her and that your sorry for anything you may have done to make her sad ever. If you're able to be there with her, no matter how akward or hard it is to do, hug her and tell her this. No matter the werid look or expression of possible loathing she might give you, I promise you, that tiny fragment of her true self buried beneath who knows how much wordly crap will cry and love you back, even if she doesn't say it. And from that point on tell her you're going to try and help her more and take care of her. You don't have to change your life much, just take care of you mama, whether she wants you to or not.
A lot of you might think what good would this do, well for those of you who have still managed to be more or less christian, remember that one of the last things christ did on the cross was to order one of his disciples (I can't remember which one) to take his mother and care for her as if she was his own. He was almost dead, and of all the things he could have asked done, or wishes he wanted carried out, whether form men on earth or from God, almost anything at all, he asked that his own mother would be cared for so she would stop crying eventually and be happy again.
If you're an athiest or of some different religion, biologicaly your mother loves you aslo no matter what, even though its merely a bunch of chemicals telling her so, it is evelutionarily benefical for her to always care for you and help you. And this is so you can repoduce, or at least become a stong person who can help her and the rest of the 'tribe', which is sort of only loosely functional in our world but still exists to some measure.

>> No.3918308

tl;dr Your mom loves you no matter what, and more than wanting you to get a job, get a wife, have kids, she wants you to love yourself and her, and break out of your shell to do what you can to help people in any way you can so that you can look back on your life and say that you helped people, if even only a little bit.

merry xmas anon

>> No.3918337

She seems supportive of me, though I'm sure she's probably secretly depressed that I'm 24 and have no friends, have never worked or showed any interest in girls. At least I keep her from being totally alone, since my father died 3 years ago.

>> No.3918341

>>3918296
>>3918303
>>3918308
one sweet motherfucker right here

>> No.3918355

>>3918341
thank you, I supose most people will think I'm a troll or this is copy pasta no matter what I say, os its up to the individual to take the words at thier face value no matter where they think they come from.

>> No.3918408

I find my mother to be the most annoying and bitchy person in the world. That being said, I would go to the ends of the earth, I would sacrifice my life, I WOULD GO TO HELL, if it meant protecting her. While I may not like my mom, I'D BE DAMNED IF I DON'T LOVE HER WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

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>>3918408
God approves.

>> No.3918432

>>3918408
OH YEAH? WELL I'D GO ON A KILLING SPREE FOR MY MOM! OR BURY MYSELF ALIVE! OR, UH, REPAINT THE BASEMENT!

>> No.3918437
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My mom is living with a homeless guy, she's not one to complain. When I lived with her as a kid she latched onto men and basically squeezed them for all their money before finding a new guy to live with and dragging me along.

She already knows I have a bitter contempt for women because of her. Adachi is my role model.

>> No.3918438

>>3916555

Oh look, it's this thread again....
I'm 32 and live thousands of miles away from my family in my own goddamn house, so fuck off.

>> No.3918462

>>3918432
>repaint the basement
WOAH! LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE!

>> No.3918470

>>3918408
Quit being so tsundere for your mom.

>> No.3918516
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I don't think my mom really notices. She has commented on my waifu, though.

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>>3916565

>> No.3918578

>>3917379
>Irish
>pure
German ancestry here, I laughed heartily.

>> No.3918593

my mom's in a wheelchair
cripples don't have feelings

>> No.3918599

>>3918593

That's probably the most backwards thing I have ever heard. Good job.

>> No.3918608

my mom died

my stepmom doesn't give a shit

>> No.3918621

>>3918578
Norwegian ancestry here: We are the children of the gods.
You are smalltime!

>> No.3918703

>>3918516
Commented in what kind of way?

>> No.3919158

>>3918533
I fucking love that guy...

>> No.3920014

My mom just says that I nide to hide my figure collection if I get a girl home.
She also thinks I should close my window, as it is snowing outside.
She doesnt know of the games I play, doesnt care.
She thinks its ridiculous that I spend my money on figures.

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>>3919158
>that guy...

>> No.3920234

She doesn't live in the same town as I do. So I don't see her very often. She thinks I'm studying hard and is very proud of me but the truth is I didn't go to the university even once this year. Every time she calls me I tell her my studies are prgoressing justs fine. I guess she will find out the truth in two or three years when I should be graduating. ;_;

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>>3919158
>that guy

>> No.3920344

My mother and sister are both mental wrecks, and so am I. My mother is pretty much a hiki in recovery, my sister has bipolar disorder and they don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I basically have complete control over my mother, and my sister doesn't live here anymore. I don't think she even knows what I do all day.

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Doesn't care too much.
I asked her to buy me underwear a couple months ago but she wouldn't agree to it.
I really want some underwear.
Maybe some boxer briefs or something.
I might ask for them for Christmas...

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