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>>39121258
That Flan is stacked.

>>39121445
She's a big girl.

The Remilia must be reminded at all times that being the older sister doesn't make her the big sister.

>>39121258
Shorter, flatter, weaker... is there anything ojou-sama has going for her?

>>39122031
Yes. She has cooler boyfriend (me) who loves her very much.

Ojou-sama is such a trend chaser, too bad she can't pull it off like Flan.

The flatter and shorter a girl is, the better.
Remimi's washboard of a chest is very sexy and she should be proud of it!

Ojou-sama is faster, smarter, and cuter. She wouldn't have the same charms otherwise. She also performs her role as mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion quite well.
Yup, without a doubt, Ojou-sama is the best.

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>>39123290
No, Flan is the best! Just give this one to her. She spent hundreds of years in the basement and didn't appear for decades while Remilia had all the fun, now it's my time to shine.

>>39123290
I bet Flan would do a better job as mistress of the Mansion. One day she'll take her rightful place as the head of the family, and then it will be Remi's turn to be the little sister. Also, it would be funny if the sisters took an IQ test and Flan ended up getting a higher score than Remi.

>>39123367
>>39123452
It'd only be because Flan doesn't do anything. Ojou-sama is very experienced in her work.
Nope, can't beat experience.

>>39123491
Yeah, whatever.

>>39123491
Experience can be gained. Innate ability cannot. Imouto-sama would eventually surpass Ojou-sama and there's nothing she could do about that.

>>39124403
Yeah well, Ojou-sama is cool. Flan-chan sucks. Checkmate.

>>39124493

>>39121595
What a dumb vampire.

>>39122031
Not being a stinky basement dweller.

>>39121445
There's literally zero canon basis for it, but I always like to picture Flan as being taller and bustier than her older sister.

>>39131339
But that's the best bit?

>>39131339
Flan is not stinky, is she?

Am I flan?

Remi was born into the world purely to be bullied.

>>39132545
Do you picture her still as being canonically 8ish despite the bustiness?

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>>39121258

>>39124549
flan sad
flad

ITT: flandre copium

Height isn't everything you know

>>39123243
I find Remy’s cuter

>>39146058
It pretty much is though. Short people are worthless.

>>39132545
>taller
nah
>bustier
very yes

>>39146193
That only applies to men. Girls are better when they are short.

>>39151220
from an aesthetic standpoint, yes.

Flan's budding breasts will sag by the time she reaches 600 years old. Why would you want that?

>>39157103
I would like that very much as long as Remi stays short and flat, and becomes very jealous of Flan's figure.

>>39121258
Imagine being a womanlet in a series with tall women.

>>39157696
Imagine being Saki?

>>39122031
She's cuter when you get her flustered or break her act entirely.

>>39123452
>it would be funny if the sisters took an IQ test and Flan ended up getting a higher score than Remi.
Entirely plausible since IQ measures cognitive ability rather than knowledge.

some flaws with the system like how a test could include an anagram that could be an obscure word.

for example it the answer is Potomac somebody who never heard of the Potomac River or did not think of it would take longer or fail that question.
but they would succeed if it was something they were more familiar with.

its not your knowledge that is tested its our ability to solve puzzles, math etc and the amount of time taken

>>39158159
It would be interesting to see how Remi would react to getting a lower score. Especially if the difference between them was substantial, like 10 or more points.

>>39158366
she was very overbearing and hindered her development psychologically.

locking her in her room for that long drove her mad and she never learned important things.

its kind of like how wife beaters usually had an overprotective mother who would never let their child have any independence or make any decisions themselves,
they cant bear to be under the boot of another woman so they do what they can to cripple her purely out of fear she would do the same if given the chance.

or like how Russia is a mafia state afraid of its own army and because their gov is afraid of getting BTFO'd by their own army like has happened in Burma and in the past in Turkey they crippled their own army

>>39158114
Flan-chan van be cute too if she tries

>>39131227
Cute tho

>>39158525
I want to give this cutie a kissu on her left cheek.

>>39174824
Why the left?

>>39123452
Flan canonically reads Agatha Christie novels. I don't remember Remilia ever reading anything. Pretty sure Flandre is the smarter one.

>>39192943
Remi "reads" picture books for children that have a single sentence of text on each page, and still has to get Sakuya to read them for her half of the time, especially if there are big words!

Pocket Remilia

>>39193595
What the fuck?! I can't believe Remi is this retarded! Does she also not know how to button up her shirt!?

When will the flandre discord stop attacking remilia threads?

>>39196650
Why would she need to know how to do that herself, when Sakuya always dresses her?

>>39196755
It's in Sakuya's contract to dress Remilia herself. It was either this or holiday days, I think Sakuya got the better end of the deal

>>39196755
Does Sakuya wipe Remi's ass too?

>>39196822
Yes she needs constant diaper changes

>>39196822
At the very least, the creepy maid volunteers to do it.

>>39196889
Too dumb to be potty trained.

>>39121258
Destroyed even further

>>39196889
How embarrassing! Remi will never recover.

>>39196889
this meme has really started to grow on me.

post the mistress is being degraded one

>>39121258
WOMANLETS!? WHAT DO WE SAY!?

>>39239390
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6e6217c7_laughingw.png">
When will they learn?

UOOOOHHH SAKUYA MAID CUNNY EROTIC

>>39121258
Yeah destroyed by my fat mister cock in tearing her ass apart.

>>39245058
Stop shitposting Sakuya and get back to work you maid of fail

>>39245058
I don't see any maid cunny in this thread.

>>39251748
Flan really is a bit of a cunt

>>39251997
She didn't choose the neet life you know. She can't help it.

why does this artist draw flan with such big boobs

>>39252918
To humiliate Remi further.

>>39121258
Should an ancient and powerful vampire really be so weak to such a thing?

>>39121258
<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span><span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span><span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span>

post the mistress is being degraded one

>>39132833
No, I am Flan.

>>39121258
It don’t matter. Remilia is always better than flan.

Ojou-sama went out to increase her popularity, but came back with something else instead

>>39271523
I was promised that vampires don't have functional sex organs.

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