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Which touhou would canonically accept to marry an average /jp/ poster?

>> No.38969437
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38969437

There aren't any such touhous.

>> No.38969468

>>38967884
Seiga, she would then use you as a slave and then kill you and use your corpse and soul for something evil.
Parsee also might just because she is generally jealous and she may think that being in a romantic relationship would help her feel better.

>> No.38969484

>>38967884
Which /jp/ anon as a 2hu would marry other /jp/ anons?

>> No.38969499

>>38969484
me (I'm Marisa)

>> No.38969591
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38969591

>>38969499
Who says you get to choose who you want to be?

>> No.38969602

>>38969591
I want yo be anyone but Reimu.

>> No.38969734
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38969734

>>38969602
Yo?

>> No.38970720
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38970720

>>38969484
There are only little girls on /jp/ so sure why not?

>> No.38970786

>>38970720
gimme

>> No.38970805
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38970805

Ok, now I use Cirno to force everyone else to marry me.

>> No.38970987

>>38970720
Hoping I'm Orange.

>> No.38971001

Guess I'm just a bug.

>> No.38971020

>>38967884
Alice and Hatate. No one else is insane enough.

>> No.38971130

>>38970720
rollin

>> No.38971150

>>38971020
A fairy might be stupid enough though

>> No.38971183

>>38970720
Rolling for who I wake up as tomorrow.

>> No.38971203

>>38971183
At least I'm a final boss...

>> No.38971698

>>38970720
i better get someone i actually like

>> No.38971954

>>38971183
>>38971203
Wait I was wrong, I got Tokiko.
Fuck.

>> No.38972202

>>38970720
roll

>> No.38972398

>>38970720
rollo

>> No.38975428
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38975428

>>38971150
She might ask for a divorce when you consummate the marriage and end up hurting her due to the size difference.

>> No.38975559

>>38970720
Roll

>> No.38975813

>>38970720
Roll

>> No.38975837

>>38970720
I don't recognize half of these, where's the new characters?

>> No.38975987

>>38975837
Newfag.

>> No.38976485

>>38970720
roll

>> No.38976859
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38976859

>>38970720
rolling for Yatsuhashi!

>> No.38976950

>>38975559
>>38976859
Both milk

>> No.38977138

>>38970720
roll

>> No.38977169

>>38970720
I will for sure roll my wife Parsee!

>> No.38977210
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38977210

>>38976485
Please marry me.

>> No.38977263

>>38970720
Please give me a fairy.

>> No.38977924

>>38970720
give me my yukarin

>> No.38980853

>>38970720
Rolling for Yukari.

>> No.38981362

>>38970720
Hopefully something nice.

>> No.38981804

>>38970720
fuck it i hate almost everyone on this list but ill do it
and where the fuck is marisa

>> No.38981809

>>38981804
rei'sen 2? does this mean im a lunarian pet now too by extension? fuck

>> No.38989298

>hate almost everyone on this list
shit taste, be a good pegging onahole for the stressed out moon buns now

>> No.38991563
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38991563

She looks dumb.

>> No.38991581
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38991581

>>38991563
it's a legal way for the kasha to gain ownership of your body after you die
all the rough, animalistic sex in the meantime is just a bonus

>> No.38993842

>>38970720
Fuwa fuwa roll

>> No.39002161

>>38991581
I only like gentle sex and handholding!

>> No.39004399

>>38970720
rolling for Alice

>> No.39004403

>>38970720
roll

>> No.39004424

>>38970720
Roll for a cute girl

>> No.39004435

>>39004424
I didn't expect a hag

>> No.39004518
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>>39004435
But Yukarin is cute.

>> No.39009040
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39009040

>>39004435
Gensokyo will have many more half youkai in the future

>> No.39013063

>>38967884
Canonically, none.

>> No.39014852

>>38970720
come one

>> No.39015351

>>38970720
Let's see

>> No.39015363

>>39015351
Lol sorry but I'm rerolling, the Prismrivers are boring

>> No.39015388

>>39015363
divorce is a sin

>> No.39015413

>>39004399
got me a nagging wife

>> No.39015458

Really don't think that any of them would.

>> No.39015581

>>38970720
Rolling for midbosshu

>> No.39015790

>>38970720
tonight i will go on a date with...

>> No.39016049

>>38970720
Rolling

>> No.39016084

>>38970720
I'm bored enough to see.

>> No.39016196

>>38970720
rolling for satori

>> No.39016361

>>38970720
i for one would trade my current existence for an existence in gensokyo even without a 2hu wife or even a human wife. even being a simple farmer in the human village seems like a much more fulfilling existence even if there's a real risk of being eaten alive or condemned to the fires of actual hell upon death

>> No.39016376

>>39016361
What if you were a cute girl

>> No.39016396

>>39016376
acceptable but not necessary. according to my roll, rumia decides i am her husband likely before forgetting within minutes and eating me

>> No.39016462

>>38970720
rollerino

>> No.39016474

>>39016462
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH I hit the jackpot

>> No.39017114

>>38970720
roll

>> No.39017162

>>38970720
Rolling for a bride

>> No.39017174

>>38970720
rollan

>> No.39018044

hi /b/

>> No.39019156

>>38970720
Roll

>> No.39019331
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39019331

>>38970720
48 get

>> No.39019513

>>38970720
rolle rolle

>> No.39020534

>>38970720
rollin!

>> No.39020982

>>38970720
Anything, but Seiga

>> No.39021034

>>38970720
Nothing but Seiga

>> No.39021102

>>38970720
Test.

>> No.39021341

dogshit thread

>> No.39021367

>>38970720
I'm probably cute.

>> No.39021610

>>38970720
Rolling

>> No.39021742

>>39021610
Hmm...Patchy...I'm completely indifferent about this.
I guess we share a common hobby in avoiding going outside, talking to people, and doing things.

>> No.39021762

>>38970720
rollan for daikon

>> No.39021799

>>38970720
watchu know about rollin rollin rollin

>> No.39021805

>>38970720
Gib Nitori pls

>> No.39021822

>>38970720
gib me some good shit

>> No.39022180

>>38970720
Roll

>> No.39022314

>>38970720
rollin'

>> No.39024830

>>38970720
rolling

>> No.39024868

>>38970720
please no newhus

>> No.39024928

>>38970720
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>> No.39024988

>>38970720
How do you calculate this off a post number

>> No.39025028

>>39024988
Last 2 digits of the post number

>> No.39025536

>>38970720
87 or 23 so I can rape everyone who rolled itt.

>> No.39025562

>>38967884
If you married Reimu, how bad would it be while she's on her period?

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39028295

there's a bounty out to marry alice. shinki needs grandkids.

>> No.39035562

>>39028295
Why would Alice need to pay you to marry her?

>> No.39037555

>>38970720
Rollin'

>> No.39049216

>>38970720
roll

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