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you return from a year long voyage, only to discover that your once faithful waifu now has the seed of another man swelling inside of her belly.

do you take her back?

>> No.3887732

If by take back you mean disembowel: with a chainsaw.

>> No.3887730

But I'm gay. Mai Husbando can't get pregnant. Mpreg? Fuck you, man.

>> No.3887736

Why would I?

>> No.3887746

>>3887736
because you love her?

>> No.3887751

>>3887723
Yes. Her temporary unfaithfulness will no sway my love for her. I will treat the child as my own and discuss with the father about me adopting the child.

Now the problem will be if I forgive them and they still screw me over.

>> No.3887760
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3887760

Insta-dump

Murder is not a necessity, but is a definite possibility.
Vindictive? Maybe. Wrong? Not a chance.

>> No.3887762

>>3887746
She obviously doesn't love you, though.

>> No.3887767

Sorry, too busy rage fapping.

>> No.3887768

>>3887762
Yes because a one time slip because of the loneliness of not having you around means the years and years of love was a lie.

This is why I hate Americans.

>> No.3887773

Fuck no. Taking her back and raising a child that isn't your own is just about the most humiliating thing you could do.

>> No.3887787

>>3887768
There's obviously something wrong if your partner seeks another in your absence no matter the situation.

>> No.3887792

>>3887768
What ?
For all I know, I haven't been fucking around.
Is it so fucking hard for women not to have something jammed inside their cunts?

>> No.3887793

>>3887768

I'm not American, I'd still ditch her ass.

>> No.3887829

sure is netorare around here

>> No.3887842

If you forgive the behavior you are condoning it. It will happen again.
If you take her back you have a ruined, spoiled woman who has cheated and got away with it.
Lose/lose situation. Let her be someone else's ruined woman.

>> No.3887854

Kill them while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z_EmscESA8 plays

>> No.3887855

1. Lay woman on ground.
2. Trampoline!

>> No.3887856

Falcon punch then leave her to whatever faggot knocked her up and proceed to laugh as her life turns horribly bad, serves the unfaithful bitch right.

>> No.3887859

Take her back. However, treat her like shit and make her feel extermely guilty about it. If the baby born is a girl, fuck it in front of her real father. If its a boy, make him understand that her mother is a whore and let him use her as his personal cumdumptser.

>> No.3887864

i dunno, maybe if you've got a preg fantasy or like slutty girls?

>> No.3887872

>>3887859
I like how you think.

>> No.3887879

Well, lets start reading here.
>Faithful waifu
Thats great, I love my failthful waifu.
>once
Not lookin so good there.

I would definitely murder her.

>> No.3887899

it'd be okay if it was patchouli right? I mean, she was probably just doing it to gather some more knowledge on how to birth your child properly in future, right?

>> No.3887914

>>3887899

Stop trying to justify the fact that your 'waifu' is nothing but a slut that lusts after faceless male penises.

>> No.3887917

>>3887872
Its a great plan. You can use her guilt to lower her self esteem and turn her into a submissive slave. Also, you could fuck other girls without too much hassle because you have already made her dependant on you. By having a girl thats not yours you are free to fuck her without remorse once shes at a fuckable age.

>> No.3887929

Three words: partial birth abortion

>> No.3887933

>>3887917

man, all she did was have one dick one night and you guys plot to ruin her entire future and that of her unborn child. which of you two is the bigger monster huh?

>> No.3887935

>>3887929

what about adoption?

>> No.3887937

>>3887933
If that's the way you think, you're destined to be a doormat. Have fun with that.

>> No.3887939

>>3887933
The woman for being a slut.

>> No.3887941

>>3887933
There is no monster. What the waifu did was wrong but there is no correct choice here either, just as >>3887842
said.

>> No.3887953

>>3887917
No, I wouldn't cheat on her at all. I'd remain completely faithful to her, just so she'd feel all the worse for betraying me for her entire life.

>> No.3887955

>>3887953
until she leaves you anyway

>> No.3887963

>>3887953
You're an idiot. Like those kids who attempt suicide to make their enemies feel bad.

>> No.3887962

>>3887955
Then good riddance.

>> No.3887961

If anyone ever cheats on me, there won't be enough CSI teams on earth to discover the bodies.

>> No.3887966

surely there are some girls out there who would be truely repentant. what about if she lets you fuck her sister pregnant or something to make up for it?

also more preg touhou pics plz

>> No.3887977

>>3887963
Hey, you experience the same thing and then you can talk about it.

>> No.3887988

>>3887977
What? Pregnancy?

>> No.3887997

>>3887988
No, having a girl fuck around behind your back while you're away being completely faithful.

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>>3887933

Her.

>> No.3888037

since she likes being impregnated so much, i'll keep her pregnant every single year to different men then leave their children on their doorstep. what a brilliant existence it will be

>> No.3888040

Discard the mother, keep the baby

>> No.3888047

>>3888040
Discard myself, keep the waifu.

>> No.3888049

>>3888047

Where's the baby?

>> No.3888050

>>3887963
Well, that's a strange thing to say. If she feels bad about her infidelity, that's her problem. I'm not really the one making her feel bad about it if I'm staying faithful to her.

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>>3887730 Mai Husbando can't get pregnant

SCIENCE disagrees

>> No.3888062

>>3888057
more like hollywood disagrees.

>> No.3888063

>>3888049
It is a mystery.

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>>3888011

I know your secret, that whore.

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>> No.3888097

loveisover.png

>> No.3888107

Depends on how she was impregnated.

>> No.3888112

>>3888107
Traumatic insemination.

>> No.3888141

>>3888112

What sort of trauma are you referring to?

>> No.3888143

>>3888141
The kind where the guy takes his penis and stabs it through your waifu into their womb.

>> No.3888154

>>3888143

In that case I have no prejudice against either the woman or the child. While I may suggest putting the child up for adoption, I would raise it as if it were my own if the woman objected. Abortion is out of the question.

>> No.3888157

>>3888143
so, if she got raped because you werent' there to protect her, is it forgivable then?

>> No.3888166

>>3888154
>Abortion is out of the question.
What if it's a boy?

>> No.3888172

>>3888157
Yes, it was out of her control. It may be bothersome on my conscience but it'd be terrible of me to leave her over something like that.

In the original interpretation of the OP however, where we assume the waifu cheated intentionally with another male then it is unforgivable in my opinion.

>> No.3888191

>>3888166

Regardless of the child's gender, it has committed no crime simply by existing. Unless its growth will kill the woman and it can't be delivered via c-section or whatever it's called, I would voice concern about abortion.

>> No.3888199

the moral of the story is to find a girl who is infertile

>> No.3888204

>>3888199
Better yet, one that wears a chastity belt.

>> No.3888205

>>3887723
No.

She WILLINGLY sought out another man to have sex with and was unfaithful to me whereas I have been faithful to her all along. I would be disgusted with her and disappointed. I cannot imagine how soldiers felt when they received Dear John letters. Watch The Thin Red Line and rage at that part.

>> No.3888262

whatever happened to chastity belts anyway?

>> No.3888336

Bitch'd get the shit slapped out of her. I'd then remind her why I was the one in pants.

>> No.3888359

>>3888205
>Watch The Thin Red Line and rage at that part.

Holy fuck, this. Forget coming home to it, imagining being in a shitty foxhole and getting one of those.

>> No.3888402

>>3888359
Yes.
I saw it as the ultimate slap in the face. How selfish must one be to do this? While he was reading it (with her voice narrating it aloud) and I saw his face begin to quiver with oncoming tears and he began to cover his mouth, I wondered if any women who were penning Dear John letters to their once husbands/boyfriends saw his face in their minds. I wondered if any of the women knew of emotional effects they were inflicting. Their husbands overseas getting shot at, living in shit conditions, cold and wet, pining for home and their loved ones, their wives.....While she sat in comfort and all she did was get "lonely". "Sorry honey, I just couldn't wait for you anymore so I found another man and fell in love with him. I want a divorce. I'm sorry."

How selfish. Did she consider his feelings in this? Nope.

Bitches and Whores.

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