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38668046 No.38668046 [Reply] [Original]

It's the idol of Gensokyo herself, the Girl who Plays with People's Shapes and Doll Maker of Bucuresti - the Seven-Colored Puppeteer herself, Alice Margatroid!
Please, don't withhold your applauses and show Alice-chan your deep and adoring respect for her.

And absolutely NO calling her a creep, got that?

>> No.38668097
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38668097

>>38668046
arice is such a sweet girl. if she were in an anime she'd be a yandere or something i think.

>> No.38668332

A-RI-SU!
A-RI-SU!
A-RI-SU!

>> No.38669327

>>38668046
second favorite 2hu ever since i saw that dark souls thing

>> No.38669411
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Wuhan, infectious diseases main lab, 12/10/2019.
“New researchers seem professional, I hope nothing goes wrong”

>> No.38674742
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I wanna take a bath with Alice!

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>>38668097
My sweet, dear Alice wouldn't hurt a fly

>> No.38686741

>>38669411
Is that Nitori? Aren't kappa genius engineers, not scientists? Fuck is she gonna do against the rona?

>> No.38687679 [SPOILER] 
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>>38680531
Unless the fly is hitting on her boyfriend.

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>>38686741
The virus WAS engineered, fren.

>> No.38696667
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Perverted Alice

>> No.38696715

>>38668046
Anyone remember the stuttering Alice CJ advice threads on /b/?

>> No.38696836

>>38696715
Unfortunately yes

>> No.38696875

>>38696715
I don't

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>>38696715

>> No.38697003
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>> No.38697175

>>38696667
Jail for Alice! Justice for her victims!

>> No.38697812

>>38697175
*Jail for Marisa! Justice for her victims!

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Best Alice

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>>38697003
I love these two

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>> No.38700437 [DELETED] 

I had a child with Alice! I named the child Arthur!

>> No.38700448

Alice shits in her diaper

>> No.38700453

I had a child with Alice! I named the child Arthur!

>> No.38700459

>>38700448
no

>> No.38700476

>>38668046
Marisa is so lucky!

>> No.38700653

>>38700448
I-imagine having to change her, haha.

>> No.38701790

Does Alice have blue eyes or yellow eyes?

>> No.38701974

>>38701790
She has 7 different colours for her eyes.

>> No.38702468

>>38700448
Better than leaking poop and ruining clothes and furniture.

>> No.38702483

I really like Alice.

>> No.38702511

>>38668097
why do you think she would be a yandere? Alice is legit a sweet and good natured girl a bit shy and eccentric but that's it.

>> No.38703003

I want Alice to shrunk me down and dress up as a doll

>> No.38704705
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>>38702511
She has the look of a loner

>> No.38704993
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>>38669411
Alice is a terrorist!

>> No.38705067
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>>38702511
she is a fucking loner dude. lonely people if they get someone, will do anything to keep him. you think arice would take it kindly if some boyfriend stealer set her sights on her husbando (me)?

>> No.38705115

>>38705067
>she is a fucking loner dude. lonely people if they get someone, will do anything to keep him
Sounds like the solution is for another loner to date her.
I'll date Alice-chan.

>> No.38705129

>>38704993
Then she and I have something in common. Nice.

>> No.38705268

>>38704993
Why does Alice want to fuck Aya?

>> No.38705547

>>38705268
Everyone wants to fuck Aya.

>> No.38705821

>>38703003
How small are we talking about here? A head shorter than her? Fairy sized? Actual doll sized?

>> No.38706152

>>38696715
Yeah, they were really nice all things considered.

>> No.38706225

>>38705821
At least as small as Shanghai

>> No.38707039

>>38705067
>she is a fucking loner dude
She likes being alone and she has only eyes for magic

>> No.38707098

I'm scared of sleeping in the same bed as Alice. You might wake up in the middle of the night, hearing her breathe right in front of your face. Only to open your eyes and realise she's been staring at you the whole time with her eyes wide open! And she just doesn't stop staring!

>> No.38707151

>>38707039
That makes me sad. I was thinking about asking her out on a date.
Guess I'll ask Marisa instead.

>> No.38707183

>>38707151
Now you have her attention (in a bad way)

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>>38707098
Don't be ridicolous, she'd be hiding underneath

>> No.38707204

>>38707193
Whose arm is she grabbing in this pic?

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>>38707204
Poor Marisa-chan of course. It's not her fault though, Makai's version of dating is really out of sync with Earth's. That and if you can't at least cast 10 different spells, you qualify as physically disabled

>> No.38707289

>>38707224
What do you think the sex is like between Marisa and Alice? Is it violent?

>> No.38707345

>>38707289
Alice seems like those creepy girls who like guro, so I'm going to say yes.

>> No.38707505

>>38706152
It is kinda hilarious looking back on that era how obsessive moot was about deleting the various cj communities on /b/ even before the great "seff no sanity OMFG 4chins is under attack by professional shitposters who have a rating system" scare. The amount of time he spent trying to ensure nobody was avataring and asking "lol what you eat for lunch today" on the fucking random board was mind boggling. Right up until the moment he decided to anime avatars had to go and completely ignored the sudden fucking flood of stolen nude Hollywood actress pix that flooded in like a January blizzard. The rest is lurkmore History.

>> No.38710715

>>38707098
She's only keeping awake because she knows if she fell asleep she'd wet the bed.

>> No.38712558
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>>38707039
>She likes being alone
this and
>i'm an introvert haha
are autistic copes of socially inept people.
t. socially inept autrist

>> No.38713033
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Alice, no!

>> No.38713318

>>38707345
God I wish I was Marisa

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>>38696667
>>38700002
>>38697175
>>38697812
>>38700476
>>38705268
>>38707289
>>38713033
Ywnbaw
Alice and Marisa are both 100% straight and fuck men

>> No.38714647

>>38700448
Imagine being Marisa and having to change Alice's diapers daily

>> No.38715908

>>38714611
>Fuck men
What men? There’s only one male in all of Gensokyo and he’s a nerdy twink who gets no bitches.

>> No.38715965

>>38712558
just because you are loser doesn't mean Alice is one.
Alice is great

>> No.38716031

>>38715965
This

>> No.38716644 [DELETED] 

>>38715908
I have been to Gensokyo and there are alot of faceless men there. The problem is that they have the social skills of ten and a quarter bricks so they don't get laid either. Also they can't breathe and eat, I don't get how they can still survive after that. Maybe they are cockroac-human hybrids who can live pretty long without their heads

>> No.38716679

>>38715908
>>38715908
I have been to Gensokyo and there are alot of faceless men there. The problem is that they have the social skills of ten and a quarter bricks so they don't get laid either. Also they can't breathe and eat, I don't get how they can still survive after that. Maybe they are cockroach-human hybrids who can live pretty long without their heads

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Heh, she's pretty cute. Alright, it's decided! I'm gonna make her my woman! GAHAHAHA!!!

>> No.38717823

>>38717402
Is Alice waiting for someone?

>> No.38718560

>>38714611
Fuck off with your blacked racemixing propaganda you pencil dicked whitoid cuck

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>>38715965
Bro Alice is a loser and she copes with "i just like to be alone haha".

>> No.38720501
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>Hi arice-chan!
>I'm fine, how are you?
>Good, good. Listen, actually i came here for some business
>Yeah I know you make dolls, that's why i came here
>Listen, can you, like, make me a life sized doll?
>Y-yeah it's a prop for a drama I'm directing
>It should have removable clothes
>The doll should be big breasted
>Yeah the drama is kind of steamy haha
>Uhh it should also have an opening for the vagina
>Because uhhh the director told me
>No I'm just the lead actor, you must have heard me wrong
>No it's not creepy
>No it's not an unreasonable request
>Uh it would be better if the doll resembled Marisa
>YAAAARGH please take that out of my anus! I will pay for the doll! As much as you want!
I just wanted a doll bros

>> No.38720549

>>38720501
you are >>38720501
not quoting alice
you are not quoting yourself
you are not quoting the doll
who are you quoting

>> No.38720560

>>38714611
This negroid is still posting this /a/ shit?

>> No.38720579

>>38720549
>who are you quoting
Right now? (You) my friend.

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>>38720501
Alice doesn't like it when clients misuse the quotation function. She should turn you into a doll just to teach you a lesson.

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>>38720621
>Uhh i don't mind if you keep me in the bathroom... I, um i promise i won't uh, look
>yeah you can keep me facing the shower

>> No.38720935

>>38717603
Based Rance-sama.
>>38720656
God, she's beautiful.

>> No.38722825

>>38720274
nice projection, Alice is just that kool. She says so in IN. She only picked Marisa because there was no one else and she put funny hats on statues like a renegade she is.

>> No.38725740

>>38705268
It's more of a hate thing.

>> No.38726375

>>38718560
Funny how insecure yurifags are at White Cocks. You all have a BLEACHED fetish or something?

>> No.38726413

>>38717603
Rance would probably die very quickly in Gensokyo. The power levels are just too damn high.

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>>38722825
>funny hats on statues
what other proof do you need that she is an autistic loner?

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>>38668046

>> No.38731337

>>38720579
I am talking with myself?

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>> No.38731759

>>38727233
I LOVE LEEEAAAAANNNN

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>>38717823
her girlfriend, marisa. She is late for their date

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Alice is depraved.

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Alice remembering her childhood.

>> No.38732932

>>38732880
Who would do such a thing?

>> No.38733008

>>38732932
Me if I were her father.

>> No.38733115

>>38733008
You'd wear a dress and an apron?

>> No.38733220

>>38732880
disgusting pls die

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>>38732880
Yumeko is a bad influence on Alice-chan, she's not at all elegant

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>>38732932
Who indeed.

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Stupid Marisa!

>> No.38753966

>>38732880
I'm all for loli, but the idea of her being traumatized and distraught about it later in life reminds me too much of real stories of this stuff and just makes me sad.

>> No.38758462
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Funny you should mention Alice...
I still remember the shitposter by the same name.

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>>38758462
Hello Loki, you are not anonymous here

>> No.38759450

>>38758511
Been a while. Remember the kamina glasses?

>> No.38766079
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This is what Alice deserves

>> No.38769239

>>38766079
so he is the alice's dad?>>38766079

>> No.38769567
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Alice is very shallow

>> No.38770101

>>38769567
That's because she never got to socialize with people

>> No.38770213

>>38769567
She isn't a bad person, she just doesn't have any social skills and doesn't know what she's saying. Please understand.

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>>38766079
I'm lost.

>> No.38782499

I LOVE ALICE !

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>> No.38786435

>>38766079
lol

>> No.38787582

I like Alice because she's an autistic loser with no friends or social skills just like me

>> No.38787809

>>38787582
It's the same with me.

>> No.38789777

>>38769567
But it's true, Marisa only has look and charisma
She's a thief on top of being an idiot

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>>38787582
>>38787809
me three!

>> No.38792837

>>38789777
Some people think those're very attractive traits. Well, everything but the thief part but every rose has its thorn, no?

>> No.38792904

>>38787582
>>38787809
>>38789947
4

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>>38792904
>>38789947
>>38787809
>>38787582
The reason for Alice's depression is probably that the only people who chase her are autistic /jp/posters.

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