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I do.

>>38646782
No.

Maybe.

Reimu is only fit to be an armpitzuri slave.

>>38646816
How could you?

Huh? Can you repeat the question

>>38646900
The one I truly want to marry wears a funny tee shirt and a planet on her head. I would never marry a greedy urchin like Reimu, she deserves no love and doesn't know how to have fun unlike my true wife.

hey uh im already married to the moon

>>38646782
>Anon, do you take *Kirisame Marisa to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?
ftfy

>>38650093
I do

>>38646782
Yes!
And then, I give Reimu the most thirsty and disgusting kiss imaginable.

>>38646782
>Anon, do you take Hakurei Reimu to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?
yes, but with sanae instead of reimu

>>38646782
>Anon, do you take Hakurei Reimu to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?
yes, but with kanako instead of reimu

>>38650093
No way, I don't want a smelly wife!

>>38646782
>Anon, do you take Hakurei Reimu to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?
yes, but with reisen instead of reimu

>>38650093
Yes

>>38646782
Yes. But only so I can exploit my position as her husband to break the rules.

>>38646782
Yes i do
but I'm also worried one of her friends are going to do something stupid during the party, like drunkenly brawl or mess up all the food

>>38650934
Hey you take that back, Marisa isn't smelly at all unlike Reimu.

>>38646782
no

>>38656127
Stop lying on the internet

>>38646782
Yeah, fuck it, why not. She has to move to my council flat in Yorkshire though. She also has to clean it up.

SOMEONE HELP ME I WAS KIDNAPPED ON MY WAY TO MORIYA SHRINE

>>38664390
Thats what when you pirate games from that website, ZUN had enough

>>38646795
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>>38664351
Enjoy my sloppy seconds, nerds. ;)

>>38666560
But I am also your sloppy seconds.

>>38666560
is reimu a dirty cheating slut?

>>38666763
Are you?

>>38646782
Does anyone remember the title of that one Reimu h doujin where she saves a random dude and lets him stay at the shrine?

The dude gets horny from the smell of her armpits so she lets him have sex with her since he'll assault her anyway if she doesn't.

>>38667124
No but there's this really fucked up doujin where this girl is pregnant and broke so she resorts to selling herself out. Men abuse her a lot over the coming months, she's shown to be in real pain. She was actually being raped as her water breaks, and just after she gives birth they just continue. When the girl finally gets to her baby, she finds it to be dead which sends her insane. Refusing to accept reality she dresses it up as though it were alive and goes out to do 'business', saying "i have to work hard for the baby". Really heartbreaking.

>>38667309
link

>>38667322
152 one three 4 you sick bastard

>>38667124
nvm found it, it was 96793
>>38667472
thanks

>>38646782
No fucking way, any relationship with Reimu would be an abusive one, she'd beat her husband up if she got angry and I wouldn't want that to be me.

>>38671751
hot

>>38646782
>>38650093
You both got it wrong.
>Anon, do you take Yukari Yakumo to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?
There I fixed it.

>>38675284
There is nothing hot about getting physically bullied and abused by an angry shrine maiden.

>>38667622
whorish depictions of touhous are disgusting.

>>38675539
That fact she's a shrine maiden makes it hotter.