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3854385 No.3854385 [Reply] [Original]

Marisa has been kidnapped by the Swedes, and is suffering terribly at their hands. Won't you help her?

>> No.3854395

>>3854391
all suigin posts are bad

>> No.3854391

all blonde chicks are Marisa

>> No.3854406
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3854406

>>3854385
I will in a moment...

>> No.3854407

I need to analyze the situation. Meaning I need that video before jumping to action.

>> No.3854409

Link to the vid and I might...

>> No.3854413

>>3854395
Why do you still not have him filtered?

>> No.3854415

>>3854407
>>3854409
... Asking for 3DPigslutdisgustingporn/etc on /jp/?
Ha-ha. You two anon's make funny jokes.

>> No.3854422
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3854422

>>3854415
Chaos suggests that inevitably people who are desperate will allow their mental structures to break down in favor of sexual excitement..

>> No.3854434
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>>3854422
That's a lie.

>> No.3854445
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>>3854434
Oh?
I believe that this thread alone proves my assertion. Furthermore, if you model out a natural system and its responses to stress, the more incessant the stress (In this case, the chance to see a blonde who looks like Marisa) the more likely the system will collapse in favor of that feedback loop.

To put it simply. The human mind is more likely to respond to sexual antics and disregard its morals in favor of that of which it sees as "Good for it" In this case, masturbation over a regular person who happens to look like the Touhou character Marisa.

>> No.3854449

Luvia has been abducted to the Middle-East and is getting gangraped repeatedly.
Are you MAN enough to save your little sister!

>> No.3854454

>>3854449
She was actually taken to the southern US.

>> No.3854462

>>3854449
i see no drillhair

>> No.3854463

>>3854449
Post the porn and I might consider....

>> No.3854469
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3854469

>>3854449
After plotting and charting the dynamics behind an exploit to save her, I have determined that with a force of 50 chimpanzees, aerosol Opium, and a couple of women wearing burkas that only go to their mid shin, I can create enough of a distraction to infiltrate, release, and escort out, the only woman who shall feel the hot Results of MY chaos.

And only MEN such as myself can take this kind of mission.

Gentlemen.
It.
Is.
Feasible.

>> No.3854471

>>3854385
Reported.

>> No.3854479

>>3854395
better than yours for sure

>> No.3854502

Well, where's my video?

>> No.3854509

>>3854479
u mad?

>> No.3854516

>>3854385
If this is Touhou cosplay porn then it's fine to ask for the source. But if this is generic western porn #2322323, then you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>> No.3854519

>>3854509
oh no, I ran out of comebacks! I better use "u mad" *refreshes page five minutes later with a reaction image ready*

>> No.3854531

>>3854519
And yet you responded.
Bad form, ol' bean.

>> No.3854537

>>3854531
perhaps the same could be said of you

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>>3854537

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