/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is this enough to make my own village?

We need more Yandere shipgirls.

>>38293138
Yes.
You could easily establish a medium town/ small city if you did it right.

>>38293265
For the last time anon, Hibiki is not a yandere. She may be silly, quiet, communist, yandere, but never a JAV idol.

>>38293394
/tv/ pls

>>38293394
Did I miss some JAV news story?

>>38293442
No anon. That was just a Simpsons reference.

>shitgure drops right before preboss node
>a ship gets taihad on the preboss
I'M NOT EVEN USING YOU WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BAD OMEN.

>>38293394
Nice.
I got it.

>>38293478
Does it imply that everyone who plays kancolle is a senile old man?

>Currently, the C2 organization is preparing for the next limited-time sea area of ​​"KanColle", which is scheduled to start the operation in the second half of next month. An Akizuki-class destroyer that has the name of "winter" to be implemented in the same operation that will be a winter event, and continues to protect Japan with the consort ship "Suzutsuki" as part of the breakwater in Kyushu. We are preparing for her implementation.
>#Akizuki-class destroyer

I don't know who this is, the clue's too vague.

>>38295965
Who could it be?

>>38296242

how many boilers do I need? I have 6 of each one and it's still not enough.

>>38296402
When you can make a combined fleet Fast+, you have enough.

what's the easiest way to kill 3 transports?

>>38296548
2-2, 3CVL 3SS.

goddammit I got to 7-4 boss but then I accidentally picked line ahead and got b rank

The expedition limited edition give another 2 Do 17 Z-2 as reward.

>>38296729

Uh? Aren't you supposed to use line ahead? Toukai LBAS should deal with the subs, so you only need to worry about surface stuff, and you want line ahead so your tci does damage.

The limited quest expedition from the setsubun give 2 Do 17 Z-2 as reward. Tanaka is serious this time if he's giving this for free.

>>38296760
I didn't unlock land base

>>38296776
That quest also overlaps with the annual february expeidition, so make sure to check that one off before doing it.

>>38296776
Just get the rocket interceptor

>>38296937
Is there a Fight Power bonus for having 4 rocket interceptors?

>>38296962
No.
t. kuso that has 4 interceptors.

>>38296962
Idk the basic Do is not that rare and you need to spend materials to make it good albeit only 4 ranges and Hiryuu heavy bomber skilled can also kinda substitute for Do.
I have 3 upgraded Do, 2 Hiryuu skilled( 3rd coming soon) and 3 rocket interceptors so i will pick another interceptor.

Jesus

>>38297184
keep thinking that Mutsu is ticker than Nagato

>>38297184
>>38297242
Thicker
I need a new keyboard

>>38297184
Imagine spending 28 hours in the docks with the pair of them.

>>38297335
Green Poi best Poi.

You will be a father and you will like it

>>38297498
usugumo, no.
get out of here, you harlot.

>>38297498
I did a little over 5 yerars go. Why wouldn't I like it?

>>38297498
Imagine accidentally knocking up the whole base.

>>38297725
I can't, I try but I keep imagining doing it intentionally instead.

>>38297734
Hurry up and do it before her eggs go bad

>>38298072
Shipgirls are always fertile.

>>38297184
God, they're so beautiful.
I love them so much.

>>38293623
Should have picked Shigure. She's such a loyal, strong, wife who would do anything for you. Literally no other shipgirl can compete with her

>>38296913
what expedition?

>>38298467
29 + 30

>>38298602
you can only do it in february?

goddamn I just spent an hour doing bd7 because faggot wiki said it was a requirement for the setsuboom expedition but now it updated and says I need c11 instead.

>>38296835
Do you not have OASW?

>>38296913
Thanks for the tip.
Fortunately I'm still running 29 and 30.

>>38298671
I brought one but somehow I am getting trolled by subs all night. my pvps were all ruined because every fleet had a sub in it and even with double line my little retard can't kill it.

>>38298700
>One
Bring more.
I followed zekamashi and I had 4 OASW with 3 of them equipment based and 1 being Fletcher.

>>38298791
I had 2 fletchers and trashcan but only the last one had gear. it was assdick and hedgehog though so I thought she could at least kill gold so but she couldn't. then janus choked every time in pvp.

Would fug

>3dpd

>>38298852
Yeah. Bring more.
It really isn't a hard map.

There's no reason not to use Kai Ni D on Amagiri right?
Ability to use daihatsu and tanks, still retain priority PT Imp targetting at the cost of a few points of firepower and torpedo seems okay.

>>38298318

>>38296913
Oh fuck, I already sent 29 and 30 out.

>>38299824
Don't they only count when they come back in?
Otherwise these would be easy to complete.

>>38299848
Yeah, they do, but they will come back before February so I'll have to resend them.

>>38293107
That outfit makes her look like a dorky art student.

>>38295965
It's obviously Le Fantasque, anon.

What use does the Armed Daihatsu have?

>>38299865
Oh.
I skipped last year's one so that's what I'm doing.

>>38298072
Wolfseggs...

>>38300774
What she needs.

>>38300774
Rotten eggs, gross.

>>38300903
Your mouth is rotten, faggot.

>>38300774
Dumb smelly hag.

Fubuki is cute.

>>38301174
Just look at how short she is. LOOK!

>>38301174
Colorado or the girl next door..
choices..

>>38302041
This will be our year Samibro.

What would sex with Ro-Chan feel like?

shit I managed to unlock the quest before weeklies reset but I don't even have d1 or 45 unlocked.

Would it feel good or bad?

>>38305672
Since it is limited one time quest, you should be fine, it won't suddenly go away and you only have to clear it once.

Hama

Why is Shigure so perfect bros? She's the ideal Yamato Nadeshiko. No other shipgirl rivals her beauty and dedication towards you.

>>38306951
Fat

I'd Mu her sashi if you know what I mean.

>>38305894
>those overblown udders
#notmyRo

>>38307207
Based

>>38300774
I’m loving this Yandere.

play world of warships

or not

What would sex with Yamato feel like?

>>38307207
It's 2022. They all grow up.

Time passes by... her skin turns to leather.

>>38306951
can you really play with boobs like that? I wish I had a hamakaze gf.

>>38307752
I always wanted to play Nagato and get sunk by historically accurate russian CVs

>>38307930
Why wait? You can do it right now for free!
a-at least they fixer her rudder

Yamashiro is such a bitch, holy shit.

ok seriously what's with all the pvp fleets with one sub in them? what map are they doing?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95716105
Shipgirl biology is fascinating.

>>38308384
1-1 for weekly sorties

Why is she so beautiful.

>>38309056
That's not Shigure though?

>>38308983
1 sub with carriers and other stuff.

Ahhhh my toukai got totally wiped at 7-4. Bastards.

>>38307752
>world of warships
I've been playing it. I've been mostly playing against bots. I don't know if its declining or not but I'm surprised since it was so big a few years back. War Thunder is different, but the players are stupid. Especially when it comes to ships.

>>38308352
Shitgure deserves it.

>>38309862
You get out of protected matchmaking after you play 200 games or use any ship above T5. People have been doomsaying about it and war thunder for years, but who knows if it's true.

>>38310384
They are both trash games, but literally the only picks for their genres.

Urakaze has a nice bra.

>>38310733
bras are forbidden on my base

Why do they sexualize Shimakaze so much? She's a pure and virginal shipgirl.

>>38310873
Because she reminds Tanaka of Proto-Buki and she’s the one he really wanted to fuck. But he decided outright fetish bait of his waifu was too self serving and that it might make sense for a faster ship.

>>38310949
Tanaka's waifu is Akizuki, dumbass.

>>38310972
Ttk literally dreams of marrying her, the whole game exists because of her, and (not that it actually counts) Tanaka-bot posts about her once a thread.
Have fun cleaning up what the people who know are about to do.

>>38311025
What? Tanaka's literally gone on record that his first ship model was Akizuki and his love started from her when he was a teen. She's the closest to his heart.

>>38310873
So many unnecessary panty shots.

>>38310873
So what is gonna happen first Samidare K2 or Shimakaze getting a seasonal?

>>38311117
Is Leyte a seasonal?

>>38311130
No.

>>38311096
stop being gay

>>38310873
Man, that ass is too fat.

>>38311477
Fuck off potatonigger.

>>38311073
>>38311025
Tanaka is the kinda a guy who whores out other girls to keep his waifu pure.

>>38311438
You're 15 and every time you see a girl's panties, do you get an inconceivable excitement?

>>38311646
stop being gay

Which boat is most likely to be the childhood friend that betrays me?

>>38311944
Yukikaze. She's been corrupted and morally degraded.

>>38311944
Shigure

>>38311944
Aren’t the light cruisers the childhood friends? Probably one of them.

>>38311965
Shigure would never betray you, she would do anything for you.

>>38311972
I will not believe your lies Shigure.

>>38311975
It's true. Remember the time Shigure bravely stood alongside the rest of the Nishimura fleet?

Literally who?

>>38311944
Arashio. She's even willing to kill her own twin sister.

I like some ships because they look like children you could rape.

現在「艦これ」運営鎮守府では、次期期間限定作戦海域、2022年令和四年冬イベの作戦準備を進めています。
本作戦開始は、来月後半予定！作戦海域数規模は「中規模」を予定！最終作戦海域では、今も北九州の防波堤に眠る"冬"の名を持つ新艦娘を実装予定です。お楽しみに！
#艦これ
#期間限定海域2022
No big ships I guess. Sorry bois. But it's what I feared.

>>38313293
Also 5 to 4 maps. Since it's ten-go at least 3 of them will be a pain.

>>38313293
Please no I already have like a million DDs. Just give me a itty bitty BB or at least a CVL

>>38309862
>declining
I've been playing for a few years and player pop seems about the same to me, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is. Wargaming is doing their best to drive everyone away.
>Warthunder
Absolutely a better game for planes or tanks but naval sucks dick

>>38310400
Yep. Monopolies are a bitch.

When, Tanaka?

>38313136
Oh great, the RP schizo is back

>>38313293
Eh, he could do something weird like make a big ship the MO reward.

>>38313484
Thankfully goddamn never because it has no soul.

>>38313629
Quite literally.
Ships that were never built cannot possibly possess a soul.

Now that the dust has settled: was Arashio justified?

>>38313691
Makes me wonder, since we have Graf, who was never actually completed and battle-ready, what about for example Kasagi, Ikoma and Aso? When does a ship count as "built"?

>>38314250
But Graf is literally a soulless sex doll.

>>38314451
That's the best part.

>>38314250
She is perfect and the best carrier in the game as far as I'm concerned

>>38315105
That's a suspicous bulge

>>38313307
Ten-Gou is spring event you retard.

>>38313532
So Bong CA?

>>38311981
She also told Hagikaze to lead at Vella Gulf so she could take the rear.

>>38314250
Graf was 85% completed but never launched into battle.Had all she needed except the troublesome catapults and carrier-worthy planes. And a shit ton of secondaries for reasons. Dumb ones.
I think Aquila was on advanced construction before she ran into the same issues as Graf? And then Italy surrendered while Germany seized the ship, but it had already been too damaged for use.
I'd wager that as long as a ship somewhat resembles its completed state, that should count. Now if it only got the keel laid down and then cancelled, probably not.
So something like Montana-class battleships are no good, since it was just one of them that even got the keel laid down and little else.

>>38317689
Nonstop until pregnant.

>>38318533
>getting ready for TTK's prostate exam

>>38293138
Real wives are 150+. So no.

>>38294305
What the fuck

>>38319236
Dont worry anon. Every kitchen needs a knife is all. Nothing to be afraid of.

>>38319340
that.
that doesn't help

>>38314250
I'd say it needs to have had enough of a hull for it to be floating in water at some point

how many phases will the event be? with 5 maps I think it will be at least 15. are japs really not getting tired of this shit?

>>38314250
Coffee-slut and Birdo probably got preferential treatment just for the sake of giving their navies a CV. I wouldn't expect them to be the standard.
I don't expect to see the stillborn Unryus any time soon.

>>38319340
No one can be afraid of a shitty carrier, so yeah you're right.

>>38319623
Houshou never harmed anyone but the Chinese, did she?

>>38319340
Actually pathetic, that's why I prefer Asashio.

Best gumo

>Hibiki is shown to be sexually conservative in bed
>Verniy is shown to be sexually promiscuous in bed
Why do they do this?

>Hibiki is shown to be sexually conservative in bed
>Verniy is shown to be sexually promiscuous in bed
Why do they do this?

That’s some nice bread.

>>38320527
>eating carbs

Fubuki is such a nice girl.

>>38321924
How do I get such a gentle and loving fubuki wife?

>>38293107

>>38323079
weird bucky
but cute

>>38323054
Harlot. Gangut better than you.

>>38323310
All Russians are equally nice.

Say something nice to a childhood friend.

>>38323137
Well, the Shoukakus are actually all comparatively similar...

>>38324230
Breasts too big.

>>38324375
Gay

January 2022, I am forgotten.

>>38324617
Fake breasts

>>38324617
Nobody could ever forget the garbage you persist on spewing on here, anon.

>>38315873
February is spring? News to me.

Do you guys have any doujin artist you like? I'm liking Bacius interpretation of the shipgirls.

All me

>>38325314
I'm still unsure if his or Nonco's shipgirls have more screws loose.

>>38327140
god i wish that was me

https://files.catbox.moe/vvdnnv.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/gvgq92.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/yz7lbm.jpeg
Slut ambush!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkz-8KKK7Mo

Cute gun mount.

>>38324765
The winter event isn't Ten-Go you fucking retard. This had already been confirmed by Tanaka.

>>38329313
Event hint when?

What should I take of the final Setsubun reward, the Me163 or the 2 Dorniers?
Dornier is good when upgraded but still only 4 range, and I failed the Hard mode thus I don't have a non-prototype Shuusui, so I'm leaning towards the Me163.

>>38330164
Choose the interceptor if you don't have enough ones.

>>38330164
I was in the same boat.
Then I realised D39, the double exped 30 quest gives out either BF190 or w/e the Graf stock plane is or a D0-17.
And you should have another of the D-17 from some earlier quest.

>>38330164
If you have less than 3 rocket planes, get the rocket plane.

DMM Point rewards are out.

>>38330368
534 here, these points arrived on time, some daily points were gonna expire in a few days.

>>38293107

>>38330878
Kurogod please come home.

What is Tanaka planning?

>>38330916
A ship from a minor European navy that was captured by the Germans and refitted with their own weapons will be added in Summer.

>>38330916
Gneisenau by Zeco next summer.

>>38330916
I'm still frustrated that the flakvierling is weaker than the burger 40mm.

>>38330916
bait

>>38330916
Polish boats soon.

>>38331022
>burger
But its Swedish?

>>38331022
Why wouldn't it be? You can't beat swede AA.

>>38331022
>burger
Retard
>weaker
Of course it is, bofors shit on anything the Germans made

if langely doesn't look exactly like this I will be dissapointed

>>38332852
Fuck off novembershitter.

>>38332852
post office

>>38332866
they're very hit or miss but I really like this langley
>>38332869
faggot

>>38332852
Huh, there are still people out there who give fuck about this chink? Hasn't he more or less completely stopped drawing new shit.

>>38332919
I downloaded the two artbooks when they first came out like... 5 or 6 years ago at this point
like I said it's very hit or miss but there are some designs that I like
I certainly like november's houston over the one we got

>>38332902
>>38332938
Kill yourself novembershitter.

>>38332938
All of his designs are superior to what we got. I really like his Iowa compared to the bimbo we have

>>38332952
>all of his designs are superior
I definitely wouldn't go that far, most of them don't fit the art style of the game (but then, zeco is shit too), but many of them are shit
>>38332947
faggot

>>38332902
>101
>taisa which means you don't even log in for daily pvp or even 1-5
>those resources
Yeah no, you don't fucking play. Fuck off and kill yourself novembershitter.

>>38332969
The only good American artist is Konshi, every other design is subpar and lacking soul or personality. Sometimes both

>>38332996
yoshinori puts out decent stuff
>>38332988
well, i'm event only
(you) are still a faggot

>>38332996
>Lacking soul or personality

>>38333005
I'd disagree. Saratoga and Atlanta's personality is big tittie ship.

>>38333009
>

>>38333024
eh, I can't really put the personality on the artist, I'm fairly certain the artists don't write the characters
the writing on all of the american ships has been disappointing. It's all very banal, unoffensive, uncreative, pretty boring. The closest we get to a historical thing is sodak and washington not liking one another, but they framed it poorly

>>38332996
>Saratoga
>subpar and lacking soul or personality
Fine, fine, here's your fucking reply.

>>38333040
Scamp is fairly bloodthirsty.

>>38333047
Her personality is just big tits and an inoffensive personality.

>>38333040
Ships don't even have lines when joining a fleet with other ships. But bad writing is nearly a selling point with most of the new ships, even recycling archetypes.

>>38332938
>like I said it's very hit or miss
They are by and large garbage, though I must admit that it is pretty amusing how little most chink CV-6s seem to have evolved from November's one. Like Mao Lane one is just WSG one combined with WSG Essex and WSG E is just November Enterprise with bigger tits and slightly fancier outfit.

>>38333079
>They are by and large garbage
sure, I just like langley

>criticize drawings because muh lack design
>then out of nowhere is talking about ships personalities
He only wants (you)s

>>38333176
nah it segues here >>38332996
when he started conflating the two

>>38333072
>art
>w-well actually its her personality
At least stay consistent you fucking retard.

Sara has a big personality alright.

>>38330878
Still the best. How can other games even hope to compete.

>>38333176
Describe Colorados personality

>>38333352
Dork

>>38333176
Yes because any criticism means the llama is out

>>38333366
>criticism after 9 fucking years
yeah sure

>>38333366
meds onegai

>>38333366
What do you mean? No one was talking about the llama until you appeared.

Man, the Setsubun rewards this year are complete fucking garbage. Not even a goddamn Ginga? Why does it feel like the game's been going downhill ever since the piece of shit pic related was implemented?

>>38334184
What a cute chubster.

>>38334184
>hating Lulu
Fuck off and kill yourself.

>>38334184
Just coom bro! Ignore the garage being pumped into the game and just focus on the coom

>>38334264
You too need to fuck off and kill yourself.

What happened to November anyway?

>>38334332
December

>>38334264
Anyway, enough about what the chinks are doing

I can't choose between Me 163B or two Do 17 Z-2.

>>38334596
Then pick option 3.

>>38334249
Let's review:
>High FP for a CL
>4 slots
These are her only advantages. But remember:
>There's already 9 other 4-slot CLs
>FP outclassed by Noshiro, Yahagi & Helena
>Other CLs aren't far behind
>Dead last in night battle damage thanks to a garbage torpedo stat
>Shitty ASW stat means she can't take advantage of her 4 slots to pull of hybrid OASW
>Not opening torp, daihatsu, fancy AACI, or other utility capability

Honolulu is a worthless piece of shit that was outdated years before she was introduced. Oh, and her art's shit. UGUME's worst CG yet.

>>38334596
If you've got 3 rocket planes then get the non-rocket planes. If you don't then get the rocket plane.

>>38334623
>UGUME's worst CG yet.
It’s their second worst.

>>38334666
Chocolate dipped hair is love.

>>38334623
Don't forget she doesn't even get good equipment bonuses. US cruisers are utterly pointless.

>>38334623
Based. Fuck that soulless trash.

>>38334623
"Outclassed" by 1 FP for Noshiro and Helena, while the cruisers below Honolulu (which are most of them) are at least 3 behind. Also Helena actually is "dead last" in yasen power by the same difference of 1 (both of them are still shit at it, though no denying that).

>>38334623
>opening torp
>OASW
But why would a US CL have opening torp let alone OASW? Any ASW was only nominal to begin with and the capability only existed because a couple of boomer admirals insisted on it despite the fact that nearly all US wartime cruisers were desperate to shed weight. So while you're right she's outclassed it seems pointless to even make this comparison.
>>Dead last in night battle damage thanks to a garbage torpedo stat
So just like the history books. You should accept that not every new ship is going to have class leading capabilities and Tanaka isn't going to give it to them simply to make them useful. There's been enough powercreep as it is.

>>38334870
>US cruisers are utterly pointless
Even their designers would likely admit this. But they needed something, anything that was 10000t or less since there would never be enough battleships and DDs are unsuited to the role.

>>38334623
>UGUME's worst CG yet.
I wouldn't call it the worst, but it's the first CG that has a massive downgrade from normal to Kai.

>>38323137
>>38330878
I'd fuck all of them.

>>38335473
It's pretty trashy and obviously him trying to stand out

>>38330205
how many do you need? I have the yellow one and the nazi one plus lepu kai and the fucker wolf.

>>38335711
I think 4 is more than enough to AS requirements from events.

>>38335711
They haven't required AS+ since the event they were introduced in so you should be fine with those.

damn I thought this was enterprise but it's actually nimitz

>>38335053
>>Dead last in night battle damage
>So just like the history books
What? Helena, with the same night battle stats, was incredibly effective in night battle historically with her so called 6-inch machine guns.

>>38334623
Destroyed

>>38337110
A shit.

>>38337116
You guys are mean.

>>38337127
That fag says that about everyone. Just ignore it.

>>38337110
cute, innocent, but scary

>>38337137
She's just holding a dried fish anon. Nothing to be scared of.

>>38337131
I only say it about shit ships like Houshit.

Imagine the smell.

>>38337232
Did the wolf watch Bill and Ted and urged to go back from before she was a hag?

>>38334623
It’s actually one of his better CGs sorry you have shit taste and hate good girls. Not to mention you put her in the main fleet. You are kind of an idiot.

>>38335053
Are you an idiot? The Clevelands killed Sendai and pushed back two heavy cruisers and Jintsu was utterly destroyed by Brooklyn class cruisers. Not to mention Helena did incredibly well in two night battle actions and killed Furutaka and demolished Aoba.

>>38334623
>I don’t play the game the post and have no idea what cruisers with low torp stats like Zara for.
Okay.

>>38337545
base lulu is great. kai lulu is a big fat mistake and mine is still unremodelled at level 92 because of it.

The problem with us cruisers was not their concept but more on their usage. All of them would concentrate entirely on one ship far too often.

>>38337592
Honolulus Kai CG was designed with Japanese players in mind. Many of them don’t like people who blow bubblegum bubbles. And prefer seeing Honolulus smile instead.

>>38337592
Her smile is way cuter than the dumb bubblegum

>>38337633
honolulu is american and should act like one. I forget which movie it was but there was a scene where some foreigners were trying to act american to sneak through a checkpoint or something and part of their disguise was chewing gum.

>>38337660
Majority rules.

>>38337561
>helena
>clevelands
Are you? What do they have to do with Honolulu?

>>38337680
I like how you conveniently left out the part where Jintsuu was sunk by Brooklyn class cruisers.

>>38337678
we built more ships than them so that makes us the majority

>>38337759
The only majority that matters is the player base and secondaries who buy merch.

>>38308352
She's just checking if it's just a dream or not. Ends up headbutting walls shortly afterward too

>>38337747
Almost 20 years old destroyer leader getting sunk by a younger ship twice its size is hardly an impressive feat. Then again most supposedly impressive WW2 naval battles people like obsess over tended to have the winning side holding a major advantage when it came number and/or quality of ships present. Which is probably why WW2 surface naval warfare is pretty boring (plus boats are less cute) when compared to its predecessor,

Honolulu is one Ugume's better designs. He even incorporated the bridge of the ship for once.

>>38337985
WW1 was the same shit or the battle was indecisive. Most Naval battles are like that. Even the Japanese vs Russian war was like that.

>>38337998
>Even the Japanese vs Russian war was like that.
Nah, the decisive battle between the Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron and the unarmed British fishing ships was anything but that.

>>38338008
Almost bringing the Brits into the war wasn't a battle just a fiasco.

>>38337990
I agree. I don't understand people here sometimes. You definitely feel the improvement compared to some of the old designs and CGs.

>>38338034
New bad
Old good
Until someone starts posting baseline Fubukis

>>38338069
Well people here must not remember what non-k2 Kuma and Tama without seasonal CG dolling them look like.

>>38338093
Or non-seasonal Chitose/Chiyoda
Or any of Drew's old stuff

How do I reach 7-4 with two CA(V)s?

>>38338182
2 cav 4 dd check zekamashi

Peak design. Peak night battle.

>>38338756
>the guy who drew Monogatari did this
What the heck happened?

>>38338756
Who?

>>38338756
Looks like AL design

>>38338985
I mean the Monogatari designs were adaptations of LN designs.

Bad dog

>>38338182
KCNav shows quite a few comps that can route there, going either L->P or M->P.

>>38338330
>>38339504
Alright. Thanks!

>>38338756
I hate it.

>>38338756
Peak "let's draw the mouth in MSPaint".

>>38340034
I almost feel tempted to do things to this expired cake.

>>38340123
It`s like wine, she only gets better with time.

Bros, Me163B or Do 17 Z-2?
I already have Me163B

>>38337998
>>38338008
>>38337985
I remember that one anon has said it before and that's real naval battles back during the age of guns is boring. And that more I study past naval battles from across time, the more I realize they are right.

>>38341009
Rocket plane if you have less than 3 rocket planes, bombers otherwise. And keep in reserve the 300 screws each they'll need to upgrade to Fritz-X someday.

>>38341032
2 more Do 217 seems like a no brainer

Nobody cares about Haguro

>>38341093
Captain Manley Power did.

>>38340034
>>38340967
Wolfseggs

>>38341093
Haguro is fine. Nachi and Ashigara are fine.
Myoukou is ugly with an ugly hairstyle and eyebrows in need of shave, she is dead last with a large gap between the other 3.

>>38342612
I think Myoukou is better than Haguro, mostly because that whole painfully shy and insecure thing gets really old really fast

>>38337660
That was from the awful 1998 Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick

>>38333366
>everyone that disagrees with me thinks I'm some boogeyman
Have you ever considered people shit on your opinions because they think your opinions are fucking stupid?
This isn't your hugbox, take your martyr complex and fuck off

>>38341729
who?

>>38343290
Rape the lady's mouth with my tongue.

>>38343396
No rape, that's bad and wrong

>>38341113
>Manley Power
no way that's a real name
>it is
what the fuck, that's like having someone named "best penis" fuck half the kido butai

>>38343469

>>38293107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IuCBj7WB0o

>>38343290
Thank you for stopping those ugly hags from dominating the thread.

>>38344897
Hey now, don't be rude. There's a time for DDs and a time for CAs.

>>38344915
I prefer my Hibki to be mature.

>>38344939
So you like grown-up DDs, huh?

>>38344897
I don't know where this confusion is coming from. It's the Myoukou class not the Haguro class.

If you consider Kantai Collection as anything more than a corporate product, used by a multi-billion dollar corporation, for the express purpose of simply milking funds from social outcasts and rejects, kindly kill yourself.

If you think anyone who works on Kantai Collection, is anything more than a slave to their corporate masters, kindly kill yourself x2.

>>38345203
>he thinks Kadokawa makes KanColle

>>38344443
He makes a lot of good points

>>38345203
Kantai collection is just Japanese’s propaganda

>>38345332
>We shall represent the asian races
By conquering every other Asian race.
Man, the insistent of Japan to paint their conquer as good always makes me crack up

>>38345203
>kanmusu hasn't soul
you can kill yourself, tourist.

>>38345308
I think Kancolle is so low-budget, being simply, just a card-game, at the end of the day, besides the artists who design the characters, what does anyone else even have to honestly do besides crack open a history book every summer and winter, plan two events, slam it back shut, and call it a year?

I think that when your corporate masters says to gets ta making sum money, you gets ta making sum money, no questions asked.


The big question is: why isn't Kancolle making money anymore?

It used to be a corporate cash cow.

Could it be...that game that starts with an "A" and ends with an "E"?

But what does all this have to do with Five Nights at Freddy's?

>>38345480
Hamakaze killed the kids while wearing bear suit or something

Kadokawa sent me to find out, why their cash cow isn't making money anymore.

From the horses mouth, please do tell me:

Why isn't Kancolle making money anymore?

Did they dilute their brand putting the characters faces all over a bunch of irrelevant shit like food items?

Are the shipgirls just not hot anymore?

Is the project's leadership, inept?

Was Kancolle ever any good in the first place?

Corporate wants to know why their cash cow isn't making money anymore, speak up!

This feels copypasty desu, is this a modified version of some other copypasta?

>>38345459
Angry Video Game Nerd I & II Deluxe?

Why is he talking to himself?

>>38345559
Nah, it is pretty clearly Assassin's Creed Syndicate.

>>38345546
No, corporate is honestly pissed-off because their cash cow, internationally recognized franchise, Kantai Collection, is flailing in the wind in response to advances from industry competitors.

I'm here to find out the problem.

Is it the leadership?

Just say it's the leadership, and we'll replace them, no questions asked.

Everyone is replaceable.

Speak up before we clean house, and hire the Chinese to run the franchise for us, instead.

Damn its real schizo hours

>>38345569
bored gonna be bored, so much bait being posted.
I guess the anons in the Azur lane didn't put out

It's funnier because they just tweeted they're making more 110,000 yen Ark Royal suits because all the originals sold out.

>>38345603
That dog is getting chushed to death.

>>38345612
I wonder how much this more of this we will get once the animu starts airing. Speaking of which, never watched the first animu; should I some day download it and see just how bad it was? Apparently OST and an episode focused around making curry were good.

No takers?

Too scared to defend the game you supposedly love so much?

Don't worry, corporate is always watching.

We'll find out just what the problem is actually.

It's all fun and games, until corporate start's to see an effect on their bottom line, then heads gotta role.

Not to presume anything beyond my role as a private investigator, which is simply to acquire information, but I think the shipgirls just aren't hot enough anymore.

Be warned, we'll be watching.

Corporate is always watching.

Wouldn't want to get caught by corporate, interacting amongst the fanbase. Your job is to run the franchise, plain and simple.

Any extracurricular activity is punishable with swift and decisive, legal action.

>>38345682
Eh, don't bother. You're better off making your own fanfic than watching that.

>>38345619
FYI, some of us get paid royalties from the KanColle franchise.

Anything outside of the game itself, is inconsequential.

Get your priorities straight.

Some of our livelihoods, depend upon KanColle's success, so get your shit together, fatfuck!

Test

>>38345682
It's alright if you enjoy watching terrible movies or shows.
I remember a while ago someone posted the funimation(?) english dub and it was so bad it was funny.

hopefully this sperg out will finally draw the mods' attention

>>38345868
Huh, are there any mods here?

>>38345868
Just remember, everytime you associate yourself with KanColle, in any way whatsoever, I collect the royalties.

Keeps my wive(s) in furs and diamonds, and my kid(s)/grandkid(s) in private schools.

So, thank you, for keeping me wealthy.

What? You couldn't imagine a normal, successful person posting on 4chan?

Time to exit the corporate bubble that Kadokawa has created for you.

>>38345899
they're probably in cancerous boards, or banning anons for no reason and keeping the spamming ones.

Will Kantai Collection ever get another manga? I'm liking shimakaze whirlwind girl