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>>implying we are going anywhere

But the sunlight will hurt Remi and Flan!! Quick give them a parasol or something!

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I just noticed that China's tits are MASSIVE in this pic.

>>3832852
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Hold on, Sakuya! Next rest stop is only a few miles.

hong mayrin dad of the year, every year

The SDM is now a fairies paradise.

>>3832852
I want a homeless touhou Doujin. It would be made of HNNNGGGGG and BAAAWWWWW

>>3832868
She's off to drown the girls. One baby, one family, remember.

>>3832886
They'd need to be poorer than Reimu though.

I'm not sure that's even possible.

>>3832833
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>>3832899
She has priceless armpits.

>>3832833
stop spamming and ddosing Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

>>3832969
>>3832930

YOU MAD SPAMBOT.

>>3832832
stop spamming and ddosing Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

>>3832864
Just because you have the ability to stop time does not mean you have the ability to crack open a fully amored safe. (Not even airplane explosions can crack open a modern safe.) And I doubt Yukari would be willing to help her out with something as infantile as a bank robbery.

Also, most banks keep their money on lockdown. Only an explosives-expert Touhou could successfully rob a bank, but doing such without casualties would be almost impossible. Enjoy getting raped by Reimu and Marisa after they've learned you violated the rules of Gensokyo by killing a human.

The only Touhous that could successfully pull off a bank heist without being detected or (creating casualties) would be Yukari, Ran, Yuyuko, Kaguya, and maybe Youmu (assuming her sword could cut through the safe) and Mokou (assuming she would be able to make a small/warm enough fire that goes undetected by the cameras and smoke detectors). I would say Suika and Nitori, but Suika looks too suspicious and Nitori doesn't have the guts to pull off something like this by herself.

>>3832996

>>3832996
why would marisa give a fuck?

>>3832996
Why would Suika rob a bank? Gather money with power, beat up anyone who protests. Problem solved.

>>3832996
Banks do not prepare for the ability to stop time.
If she stopped it at the right time, she could get through the safe while it was being opened.

>most banks keep their money on lockdown.
Yeah.. MOST.
So they'd just find one that didn't.

Pachouli shits gold

>>3832996
Who cares about being detected? Yeah you all saw my face. You can find me in Gensokyo bitch, good luck.

Reimu wouldn't give a single shit about something that happened outside.

>>3832833
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>>3832830
stop spamming and ddosing Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

Sakuya really has to go.

>>3832886
There is one about this, Patchy accidentally destroys the SDM and they all have to live in a tiny room together for a while.

But I don't remember the name or whether it was a book or a web comic I read on danbooru.

>>3833046
But she IS going.

They're all going.

>>3833020
This really comes down to the question of, how much money are we talking here? Is this a small bank or a big one? Some banks believe it or not have more security than our nuclear weapon reserves. Hint: With the money in some banks you could literally buy yourself a few nukes.

But addressing your post:

1). Safes are not revolving doors, the whole point of a safe is to keep the money SAFE (i.e., locked).
2). The very rare days a bank actually opens its safe is unknown to most of the people that work in the bank. Sakuya would have to do some serious James Bond tier spying just to learn when the vault door is open.
3). Safes are not hidden in some guy's office. With most banks you have to walk through dozens of doors and security check points, just to reach the vault. I doubt even with the worst protocols, would you be in a situation where two doors are opened at the same time.
4). Cartoons != real. Even if you get inside of a safe it does not mean all of the money will be neatly stacked on the floor waiting for you. Most safes are further divided into smaller safes.

I thought Meiling's arm was Flandre's leg for a long time. I still can't unsee it.

They just need to get in a fight with Komaichi, problem solved.

>>3833057
You dumbo.

Looks like Poor Remilia has already been killed by the sunlight. She's not sleeping, anon, she is dead.

>>3833098
Sakuya doesn't seem to be going anywhere in that picture, though.

I don't understand why you are saying such words.

stop time. use an industrial drill. open door.

>>3833078
People still occaisionally rob banks the old fashioned way. It's not impossible.

>>3833201
Yeah, but that would endanger the lives of mortals. Resulting in said bank robber's ass being taxed by Reimu.

>>3832832
stop spamming and ddosing Ａｎｏｎ Ｔａｌｋ .com also stop trolling and harassing us and remove all clones and troll articles and lies and leave us alone if u do this well stop posting these msgs forever

>>3833098
God dammit i promised myself i would lay off fapping today.

>>3833100
Well I dont believe so, because as they say
"If the cheeks are red, the bitch aint dead."

>>3833238
Poor typical Sakuya x Remi fanboy. You've been fapping to yuri so much that you've lost your sex drive. We futa fans on the other hand fap at least 3 times a day.

>>3833248
I meant lay off fapping for the rest of today.

>>3833238
Don't do that.

There are no banks in Gensoyko.

>>3833245

It's actually the other way around for vampires.
Just face it, Remi is no more.

>>3833299
At least we can have her blood.

>>3833267

>There are no banks in Gensoyko.

While there are no banks in GENSOYKO, Yakumo Financial is the leader in banking where Gensokyou is concerned.

>>3833364

Also, we may discuss the Gensokyou Stock Exchange here. I'm investing in Moriya futures, myself.

>>3833364

I've heard they charge reasonable rental fees for their safe deposit gaps.

>>3833348

Goddamnit, do want. I'm pissed that noone sells these to 'murrka

>>3833376
Moriya might be a bit expensive, but you'll regret not hopping on now because it's only going to get more valuable.

I would short sell Hakurei holdings pretty soon, their fiscal year is almost over and there are rumblings that the numbers are not good.

Their market capitalization is holding steady but their Price/Earnings ratio is absolute shit right now.

>>3833376
I was barely left with anything after investing into the Hakurei Enterprises. It went bankrupt because of the corruption involving the CEO and some other shaddy characters.

Is there a jew touhou

>>3833364
Obviously. Yukarin (19 years old) is very popular!

>>3833400

I sold all my Hakurei shares after the recent, rather embarrassing price-drop, and used the funds to purchase SuiCorp stock.

>>3833263

>>3833403
No. Only muslim, pagan and christian(?) touhous.

>>3833403

Yes, all of them.

I'm investing my entire life savings in Danmaku unlimited. It's a sure thing!

>>3833415
... Pagan?

>>3833406
You meant 17, right?

>>3833444
Nippon Bullet & Star Corp took a bit of a hit when Lasers Inc. came out with their new curvy model but I don't see that gaining too much ground.

>>3833078
Regardless, with the ability to stop time, one can easily spy on people and this would be supremely helpful

>>3833444
>>3833459

What does everyone think about the possible merger of Yakumo Financial and Saigyouji Savings? Personally, I think it's long overdue. Barely anyone concerns themselves with Saigyouji nowadays. A shame, really, because they were once quite a prestigious financial institution.

>>3833078
Regardless, with the ability to stop time, one can easily spy on people and this would be supremely helpful.
There possibilities for bank robbery.
She can still cards, she can spy on people, she can physically move conscious people without their knowledge..
Alarms would be completely irrelevant as she would be in an out in and instant and return to Gensokyo.

Hell, she doesn't even necessarily need to get into the vaults; She can just take all the stuff from the bank teller drawers using the bank teller's key.

>>3833500
But Sakuya is a pedo and only spies on Remilia.

>>3833520
Sorry. Somehow, I managed to accidentally delete my post. Here is what you were replying to.
>>3833078
Regardless, with the ability to stop time, one can easily spy on people and this would be supremely helpful.
There possibilities for bank robbery.
She can still cards, she can spy on people, she can physically move conscious people without their knowledge..
Alarms would be completely irrelevant as she would be in an out in and instant.

Hell, she doesn't even necessarily need to get into the vaults; She can just take all the stuff from the bank teller drawers using the bank teller's key.

>>3833078
Why would they let Sakuya rob the bank by herself, she could just stop the time, grab Flan, take her to the safe, make her just go "kyuu" at her hand and the safe lock would go like "boom", Sakuya stops the time againd, destroys evidences and goes away with the money.

>>3833552
Best line in Bohemian Archive

>>3833583
Agreed, I'll never forget this one

Okay.. Just one more samefaggotry correction..

>>3833527
>The possibilities for bank robbery are endless

There.
That is all.

I must be pretty fucking tired today.

>>3833494
Well after Saigyouji fell for Tewi's ponzi scheme, I've lost all confidence in the upper management. The institution needs new leadership if it is survive in this economy.