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and where these japanese found his "testament" ?

wow

bible fanfiction

>>3832561
You haven't seen SHIT. The japanese are way ahead of anything you have seen.

Buddah and Jesus. As roomies. Enjoy their daily antics!

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Japanese Christ in his grave.

I thought I had seen EVERYTHING. But when I saw this thread I WTF'd and then I LOL'd harder than I have in a long LONG time.

>>3832566

that is awesome

>>3832647
I kind of want to read it... though by the looks of it it might be a yaoi manga (which makes it even weirder) which would mean DO NOT WANT... unless there is no sex in which case it would be SUPER LULZY.

I never knew Jesus had a japanese brother

This does explain the bible's huge gap in Jesus' biography.
1. Born
2. Child in Temple
3. ???
4. Prophet

>>3832679
Oh yeah, Jesus was a true aniki.

>>3832566
Japan needs to make a high school romance comedy with ancient deities already. Main characters are nymphomaniac Zeus, mad viking Thor and mildly clueless moralfag Horus. Support cast is obviously gigantic, including Zeus' tsundere sister Hera, Thor's best friend Loki (who is suspected of shapeshifting into a girl and laying Zeus more than once), stoner Quetzalcoatl, ice queen transfer student Skadi, class idol Amaterasu and the "parent generation" working as teachers (much to everyone's horror in case of Osiris and Izanami, both of which are rotting corpses. )

>>3832702
I assume all of them will be girls?

>>3832702
>nymphomaniac Zeus
I think you mean satyriasist?

>>3832719
No, that's for the moe book. They already have moe books for elements, venomous animals and countries, Lovecraftian horrors and a wide assortment of such, anyway. I'm keeping my hopes up for Tlaloc-oneesama elegantly listening to her favorite melody (by which I mean the sound of blood dripping from freshly impaled human babies. )

>>3832702
Hera isn't just tsundere she is yandere as well.