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Rena is cute and has value

Resist your urges, resist the lewd!

>>38270367
Jerking off every thread is a requirement to become a true /07/fag

>>38269747
kill yourself edition

That's too bad, I was enjoying the previous thread

That last thread was horrible, let's hope for better this thread.

The last thread did not exist at all.

Cum inside Dlanor's fat pussy!

>>38272017
This thread is already shit. Get used to it.

>>38272011
Same. The lewd talk was fun.

>edition
Don't do this.

Does her titty never slide out?

Waiting for you to save the thread sperg. Any second now.

Early but fuck it, not like people care. Damedame Expansion Umineko 21 is up:

https://mega.nz/folder/R1RVlKQb#qbTOpEugiI6JNWIlXH9NVA

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BFWHnRsTZS2JZ8bGrRQybcWuPq1DNeeS

Time to get vaxxed

>>38272466
People actually find these funny?

>>38272466

Post sextoko

I'm horny

>>38272504
I don't know and I don't care at this point

>>38272466
The fuck is this? Looks cringe as fuck

>>38272570
Holy shit guys
Italianon here help


I was sleeping, then sleep paralysis
During this moment i hear something...music like someone was near me but then i freed myself anf wake up.

Totally normal
Every single time i sleep outside the normal hour i get a sleep paralysis but this time something changed

MY EYES
I started to see red words on the wall, i could not see what there was written but were clearly words on the wall.

Everytime i open my eyes in any direction i see these words, but when i try to focus to see what was written the words changed, i try again and changed again.

After 5 minutes the words changed too fast, like a slideshow of words with x5 of speed.
More words more fast
Like a tornado of words everywhere on the wall and then stop my sight returned normal.


So wtf i had?
Maybe i read too much...but this is top strange

PLS HELP

>>38272405
It does. All the time. We just never get to see it because she's always just offscreen whenever it happens

>>38272550
Here, take these.

>>38272751
Usually you can't read in dreams, that's probably something similar.

>>38272988
Is not a dream anon
I was awake

AWAKE I COULD SEE RED WORDS ON THE WALL

This is the probelm

I hate Gaap's outfit.

>>38273305
Why? Too gaudy? Too revealing? Poor color choice?

>>38273305
Gaap will never be as pretty, cute, or hot as Virgillia

>>38273407
It's ridiculous and not in a cute way, particularly the contrast between the relative simplicity of the dress vs it being open to the side. Is that supposed to be 'unique', 'bold', maybe even erotic? And what's with the retarded hat? The designer had no discernible talent.

>>38273407
Ignore the first anon that replied to you, I only hate it because it's too revealing.

>>38273482
Ask zeronana the reason why he chose to rip off that design.

>>38273457
Then it's a good thing Gaap can at least have Virgilia to herself.

>>38273522
I like the idea that it's based on one of Auntie Rosa's creations and he deliberately chose something hideous.

>>38273545
i cum

>>38273482
Isn't that kinda the point though. Gaap is supposed to be like those ridiculous fashionistas who care more about being different and unique than actually looking good.

>>38273515
Exposure is nice though. But I'll concede that other outfits do it better.

>>38273589
Exposure is for loveless WHORES!

>>38273545
45 you traitor! Did all those years of being a duo mean nothing to you?

>>38273613
She's too drunk to know what she's doing. She's just following her rabbit instincts and seeking out the biggest, ripest fruits she can get her hands on to snack.

>>38273599
Nah, it's a weapon used to ensnare the enemy. To not capitalize on one's natural assets is a folly of a naive rooky doomed to have her charms overlooked.

>>38269747
>Edition
Fuck off newfag

>>38273681
I thought it was Miyuki for a second. I guess their proportions are pretty similar.

>>38273664
>Shion bigger than Mion again
>Satoko so flat they had to bring back the swimsuit uniform combo just for her
Not canon, but at least Takano's there that's nice

>>38273677
Exposure is a rookie mistake of fashion that will doom her to be raped endlessly, possibly by me.

>>38273703
Down to the size of their penises.

>>38273703
Miyuki a cute, I hope we get more of her.

>>38273701
if OP is just a newfag then it's alright. no wonder people would get the wrong idea about what threads are meant to look like given the status quo.

>>38273664
There is no way I'll have enough cum for ALL of these!

>>38272405
It almost seems it was designed that way. You know, for flashing her titty every now and then, as well as for quick access.

>>38273728
it's the only thing these threads deserve, really

>>38273751
nah

>>38273765
yeah actually

>>38273747
Designed for quick seduction and even quicker sex without ever having to be removed.

>>38273794
CLOTHES FOR SEX! SEX CLOTHES!

Why didn't she try harder?

>>38273821
She tried very hard, it was ALL Rika's fault.

>>38273794
I kind of feel bad for George. He died fighting her, but what's worse, he died even without getting lucky enough to catch a glimpse on Gaap's tit. That might have been his only chance in a lifetime to see bare female breast in person.

>>38273821
she was too dumb

>>38273869
George was just being a gentleman, but he really should have raped her.

>>38273899
Yeah. She was asking for it.

>>38273869
Honestly it's pretty miraculous that nothing slipped out in the midst of all that intense action. It just goes to show how she was never really serious from the beginning, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to maintain such an appearance and would be fighting tooth and nail with her bare chest bouncing heedlessly. In the end George is just destined to never see any boobs.

>>38273899
Gaap in serious need of rape correction...

>>38273925
The cursed somewhat sensibly-dressed Gap Gap Gap...

I want to rap correct Lambdadelta

>>38273899
Bending her over the small table in the arbor and fucking her senseless while Shannon and the rest watch via magic from the basement.

>>38273949
rap battle?

>>38273962
Yeah. I want to diss her.

>>38273869
>both sides open
Is this her final form?

>>38273980
Her final form would be the middle open too

I never noticed Gaap was suposed to only have one side open, I always thought it was both sides, but hey, she still deserves to be horribly raped for it, she needs to learn how to dress properly.

>>38273996
What if the goal is to be raped though? Then she can just keep dressing that way and enjoy her days of forced sex with any man enough to conquer her.

>>38273987
George still wouldn't touch her even if her huge tits were shaking right in his face.

>>38274039
The aunts and his mom wouldn't do this...

>>38274039
Game master Battler has the power to write stories like this at any time and nobody would ever know. He can literally write himself into fucking any of his aunts without consequence.

>>38274042
Very well, I will change the rules of rape correction, it shall now be done by nameless black men instead of the hero, like this we can avoid heroes sullying themselves for lecherous whores like Gaap.

>>38274069
>any
EVERY!

>>38274069
>>38274094
This isn't right, it's wrong! In fact, it is LOVELESS!

>>38274101
If you don't see love there then YOU are the loveless.

>>38274083
Let /07/th perform all rape corrections. Gang rape correction if you will.

>>38274130
Nothing but dreams of lust, love has left this world.

>>38273869
Why would Rosa design something so lewd??

>>38274137
Without love, lust does not exist.

Milf Cornelia wife

>>38274163
Love can exist with lust, but lust doesn't need any love, fool!

>>38274094
Make Rosa wash him with her soaped-up naked body.
Make Natsuhi offer her soft breasts as pillows to sleep on and cuddle throughout the night.
Make Eva strip naked and use her body as a platter to eat her home-cooked meal off of.
Make Kyrie deduce what sort of acts he most wants to do with her and carry them out.

>>38274101
>>38274137
There's nothing wrong with indulging in fantasy. In the end, gameboards are nothing more than that, so there's no loss in purity or moral upstanding. It's no more harmful than reading a playboy, just with more realism.

>>38274178
Nonsensical, DIE!

Vier Dreissig

>>38274178
It's a lie that furniture can't love. Furniture is made to be fuckable flesh holes.

>>38274130
Rosa's by far the most likely aunt to actually go through with such a thing, but what about the others?

>>38274204
Beato was made to fit battler's ideal. Her body was literally built to be fucked by him.

>>38274174
That doesn't mean people can't love everyone whom they lust. I trust in Battler, he wouldn't do that kind of thing with someone he doesn't love. As for the aunts, though...

>>38274207
Natsuhi is a noble woman that would never cheat on her husband.
Eva is a bitch, but she'd never cheat on her husband.
Kyrie is a desperate wreck, but she would never cheat on her husband(her husband would obviously cheat on her, as we already know)
Rosa is a worthless loose hole that grants access to her cooch to virtually anyone, she would do it.

>>38274237

>>38274240
Eva would probably do it in exchange for getting George the headship. Kyrie might do it out of spite if Rudolf cheats on her again.

>>38274280
Wrong, Eva wouldn't cheat on her husband, Kyrie spent far too long desperately trying to get married to a rich playboy to ever step out of bounds like that.

>>38274240
How faithful would Rosa have been had she not been abandoned and left desperate though? If her husband had stayed around I imagine she would've been a faithful, satisfied, and dutiful wife.

>>38274299
Irrelevant, Rosa suffers from a similar problem as Erika, she fell in love with a man that felt nothing for her, her level of incompetence can only lead to disaster in every fragment, same thing goes for Erika.

>>38274237
>>38274265
D-Does Natsuhi have the same size as Midori?

>>38274339
Beyond rapeable.

>>38274318
Erika may never be pure, but at least she recognizes and fully accepts that fact, reveling in self-gratification while holding true to her own twisted code.
Plus Dlanor can be pure enough for both of them

>>38274207
>>38274240
Natsuhi would marry Battler if everyone else died and he told her "the wife of the Successor" is a title, and not only she shouldn't forfeit it (and she wouldn't), but also it would be absolutely disgraceful of her to leave the Successor (and the future Head on that matter) without her support as the wife of the Successor.

>>38274358
Irrelevant, the impure is nothing more than impure, the loveless are less than human.

>>38274192
That looks nothing like Vier Dreissig.

>>38274368
I'm sure she would support the new head and stay relevant in the Ushiromiya empire, but she would never do anything indecent that could shame Krauss's memory.

>>38274346
Midori is for hugs!

>>38274391
I CANNOT WITHSTAND THIS! I MUST RAPE! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SHAMELESS GIRLS THIS CUTE

>>38274387
cope
she would bear battler's children since he's a virile young man unlike that impotent loser krauss

>>38274423
At most I'm just Natsuhi would help Battler find a proper wife that could bear his children, she is much too noble to do anything that could betray Krauss.

Catboxes are for RAPE

>>38274339
There actually is some information on Natushi's measurements, though the canon-ness of it is dubious at best and it conflicts with other sources. But at the very least it gives an idea.

In addition, Ryukishi confirmed via twitter that Beato's boobs are the size of small watermelons.

>>38274429
she'd see it as her sacred noble duty as the wife of the successor to bear the successor's children

>>38273703
Never stood a chance

>>38274368
Good line of reasoning. Natsuhi values honor above just about all else, and her desire to be acknowledged by the family rivals Eva in it's intensity. He might ask her to be his wife purely in name so that he can openly rely on her for guidance as a young inexperienced head. And then as time goes by he'd ease the barriers in her heart and find a way to soothe her long held insecurities and tension. Honestly sounds really sweet.

>>38274429
Wasn't it already a betrayal to let Battler cry into her chest though? Going by stringent standards of purity, letting another man touch her breasts the day after her husband's death is pretty bad regardless of the extenuating circumstances.

>>38274518
Kazuho is CUTE!

>>38274499
I think she'd be hesitant due to the many long years of suffering she went through trying to produce an heir with Krauss. But if she were to get pregnant immediately after a single night with Battler, it would be like a sign from heaven that she was never meant to be with Krauss in the first place.

>>38274574
Sayo...

>>38274532
You can tell why the Kimiyoshi were the original main family of the three

>>38274387
Her pride of being the Wife of the Successor outweighs her love for Krauss. She never wanted to marry him to begin with, that was an arranged marriage.

>>38274358
>even someone calls it pathetic

What kind of restaurant allows middle school girl that barely turned 13 to eork there while also dressing them like whores?

>>38274669
A Sonozaki restaurant

>>38274615
Why all female Kimiyoshi's such sluts?

>>38274669
Rape correction is necessary.

>>38274615
The Sonozaki's more recent rise to power is reflected in their physique as well. It's funny how a family's influence seems directly proportional to the voluptuousness of its women. The Furude's ancestors were nice and curvy, but in modern times they've grown destitute as their numbers and influence dwindle to just a single small girl. The Ushiromiya's meanwhile control a vast fortune and influence, and all their women are at least a D-cup, typically significantly more.

purupuru pikopuyo culprit theory...

Any news on ciconia?
Any news on Higurashi reiwa?

>>38274686
Don't lump them together. Kazuho was stuck in lesbian school for weeks and is desperate for any type of penis. Natsumi is a dignified woman who shows off her body to demonstrate her superior existance compared to other women.

>>38274769

>>38274777
who is this trophy bride?

>>38274755
"This is what happened on Rokkenjima on that day."

>>38274755
Purupuru Pikopuyo is a reference to Keropoyo, I refuse to explain.

>>38274737
Who wears it best? Eva's got the confidence to pull it off, Rosa makes up for her lack of curves with zealous overenthusiasm, Kyrie's got a nice stylish color scheme and a cool demeanor that actually gives it a nice vibe, and Natsuhi appeals to the heartstrings with her embarrassed attitude trying to keep everything hidden.

>>38274520
I'd have to review the scene again, just to be sure before making accusations.

>>38274801
Angel mort is a gateway to many worlds

>>38274804
Nevermind, I'm a retard

>>38274815
I like the way Kyrie is posing. She looks both graceful and stylish.

>>38274755
Lambda is fucking weird. least relistically written character.

>>38274801
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>38274839
too old for uoooh

>>38274831
Kyrie's definitely got the right attitude to pull it off. Not overly smug like Eva so as to make it look slutty, nor overly shy like Natsuhi to make it seem out of place on her. She manages to maintain her cool and it makes the dress look far more elegant than it has any right to as a result.

Big underaged Sonozaki titties

>>38274960
Big titted girls that are easily embarassed is my fetish, but for some reason I feel guilty fapping to Mion like she's someone I know irl. I didn't know Mion the Sonozaki fanart would've been a goldmine for cooming. Does anyone understand what I mean?

>>38274615
The only known Kimiyoshi women are: A legit schizo, a fake, a parent-killer who married into the family, and a two-faced skank.
Real winners they got there.

>>38274816
Of course it's not at all sexual in context. But whether that matters to your standards of purity remain to be seen. It's framed as a more motherly act than a womanly one. Neither is deriving any sort of pleasure from it, but that doesn't change the act itself.

>>38275044
I do. Can't fap to Maria even though I love lolis.

>>38275077
Why did you name Satoko four times?

>>38275101
Hey! Satoko isn't a skank!
Take that back!

>>38272466
i care but i want to watch them all at once

I HATE BIG SATOKO.
ALWAYS KEEPING THE LITTLE MAN DOWN.

>>38275117
Her mom was a skank, her daughter is one. It's only reasonable to assume Satoko is like that too we just didn't see what she did in her 20-30s.

>>38275156
The skankiness clearly skipped a generation. Satoko is pure and faithful.

>>38275044
I get what you mean even if I personally don't have that issue. Getting too emotionally invested can have that effect. Personally though I get more sexually attracted to a character the more invested I am in them.

>>38274960
There is no way they're middle schoolers. Also you wouldn't happen to have a source on that, would you? Reverse image search is shit.

>>38275180
Cheated on Keiichi with Rika
Cheated on Rika with Teppei
whore

Rape correction is needed

>>38275203
Satoko is so pure and innocent she cannot even say the word "sex". Your claim of her unfaithfulness is wholly unsubstantiated.

>>38275211
Rap correction*

>>38275082
Hm, after further review, I've decided that it does PISS ME OFF

>>38275216
But Rei Satoko on the other hand...

Clearly she must have learned all the tricks of the trade from her Nee-nee, no one can pleasure a paying customer like Satoko does!

Anyone have that video with Satoko's huge throbbing MEGA COCK towering over Hinamizawa? I'm trying to find it again with no luck, should have saved it

...Secret Assassin Village Onigafuchi...

>>38275216
How dare dirty-minded Mion play such a trick on her club member!

>>38275216
She knows about sex THIS early!? What kind of fucked up shit her mom was forcing her to do with all the men she dated?

Satoshi is a manwhore too.

>>38275231
Rei Satoko is happily married and her maidenly virtue is key to the appeal of the Smile Shop. She would not disgrace the village and her husband by acting like a common harlot.

>>38275259
All of the Hinamizawa kids are

>>38275259
Satoshi is pure

>>38275267
Example:
>>38273681

>>38275259
Satoshi suffering from sexual harassment coming from a mad scientist and his friends does not make him into a manwhore.

>>38275264
Come now, anon, I know Rei is bad, but you don't have to fool yourself into actually believing this nonsense, the Smile Shop is very much the #2 Brothel in the region, beaten only by the legendary Angel Mort.

>>38275224
In what way exactly? I'm interested to hear what signifies a loss of purity in your eyes.

>>38275216
This is the Satoko I believe in. Not the one these new publications are presenting.

>>38275275
Photo evidence of a Sonozaki yakuza forcing two orphaned kids into prostitution.

>>38275295
The Sonozaki dindu nuffin!

>>38275285
A married woman using the excuse of motherhood to reassure another man by using her body.

>>38275295

>>38275303
Except kill that prostitute; Rina, that was giga based!

>>38275307
She does genuinely view her actions as that of a mother, but that could simply be internal justification. Not to mention it's all based on presumption. If Battler doesn't share that notion, then she's offering her breasts to be objects of comfort for him.

>>38275284
Satoko is a kind and gentle mother working hard to bring prosperity to Hinamizawa by selling souvenirs and drinks, while encouraging tourists to engage in famous traditions such as the Watanagashi Festival. She would not debase herself by involving herself in such loathsome activities. Only disgraceful places such as Tokyo and Ibaraki have low enough standards to involve themselves in such disgusting acts.

Is Krauss the most cucked Umineko?

>>38275371
I want to listen to Moonman songs with Krauss

>>38275334

>>38275404
Poor Natsuhi will cry herself to sleep that night.

What does /07/ think of this loli?

>>38275455
Gives off Kanon vibes

rena doesn't know how to feel about incest
she thinks it's valid but can be abusive under some circumstances and can lead to bad offspring

Holy shit!

>>38275371
Considering he didn't even score Natsuhi himself but had her handed to him by Kinzo, probably.

>>38275334
>>38275404
When Kinzo told her she had the family crest engraved in her chest, he wasn't actually talking about the one-winged eagle. What he meant was that the full breasts that are the pride of the Ushiromiya women hang from her torso.

>>38275484
Holy shit it's Takatori Fuhka from hit visual novel TRianThology!!

>>38275487
Natsuhi has great taste in nightwear. It's a shame she and Krauss have separate bedrooms so he never gets to see her in this.

>>38275539
is krauss just low test or what

>>38275499
Yes, indeed.

>>38275539
at least battler gets to enjoy it

>>38275468
Retarded offspring needs generations of inbreeding to happen

>>38275564
So everyone in Hinamizawa? That actually explains some plot holes.

>>38275544
He certainly didn't inherit his father's potent seed.

>>38275602
Suffering only builds character if you're one of the chosen

>>38275616
Rika is a chosen one bit didn't learn shit.

>>38275602
once her character was strong enough she exploded and ascended vertically out of the image into the meta

Does Naima like pigs?

>>38275360
She literally attracts customers using her body, I think it's pretty clear what she's really selling over there.

>>38275561
Imagine an alternate version of >>38275082 where things get more intense

Battler's wails would be muffled as he cries into Natsuhi's bosom, his hand lightly pounding on her shoulder in frustration as she gently strokes the back of his head to calm him down. After a little while his hand stop and rest on her shoulder as Battler starts to calm down, before then slipping down onto her chest, palming one of her breasts without thinking and making the older woman tense up.

Natsuhi would flinch as Battler lays his hand down on her chest, instinctively tensing up at the unexpected contact. Yet given the circumstances it was all she could do to awkwardly call his name in a timid voice in the hopes that he might notice and adjust his posture on his own. Those meager protests fell on deaf ears a they were drowned out by the sound of Battler’s wails and the intense storm. Telling herself that this wasn’t the time to fuss over such a thing, she begrudgingly acquiesced to letting his hand stay where it was for the time being, gently holding her boob.

>He probably doesn't even realize where he's grabbing. I'll just let it go for now.

Having made up her mind, a few minutes would probably pass with his hand just resting atop her breast, allowing her to gradually start to get used to it, the tension relaxing bit by bit as she acclimates to the sensation. Against her will, her body naturally grew more accepting of the contact. Battler meanwhile would recover enough mental functions to realize where his hand currently was, though in his delirious state of mind he couldn't bring himself to pull away. With his inhibitions shot, he'd find himself instead slowly dragging his hand up and down the side of her breast, tracing the steep curve of the fleshy hill.

>>38275686
Yes, she rents out yukatas to girls who want to look cute when they go to the festival.

>>38275705
the mature "heh heh heh" of the hagtoko...

Reminder that this faggot hated Hojos even after the dam war was over. And now Satoko has to call him father.

>>38275751
She calls him "papa" to be precise.

>>38275751
How does he do it?

>>38275138
I think next time I'll post anything about it it's when it's all done.

>>38275751
He's dead, and was probably Mr. Kimiyoshi's grandfather, rather than his own father.

>>38275843
Your work's appreciated!

>>38275853
thanks

>>38275687
Wonderful! I really like every bit of what you've described. I'm happy there's still anons here like you who are willing to express their versions of events and relationships of characters.

600 gallons of cum inside Hagtoko, built up from sex with every single male customers.

>>38275880
Thanks! I've got tons of similar scenarios featuring all sorts of characters over the years.
In all fairness though, that was largely pulled from a passage I'd written years ago on the matter, but it felt appropriate enough to share again in this instance. I'm glad you like the idea too. The way Natsuhi's iron will of faithfulness gets tested by her maternal instincts and a desire to help Battler, coupled with both of their grief over the tumultuous events of the day.

I wonder how things would go from that point.

>>38275928
What about female customers?

>>38275687
>>38275935
SHUT UP SHUT UP! I DON'T NEED MORE THINGS TO MAKE ME THINK NATSUHI'S A WHORE

>>38275928
I'll self-insert into each and every one of them! Hagtoko is the best!

George flaco

>>38275945
Natsuhi was supposed to have an affair with Godha before R07 decided to pander to waifufags.

>>38275945
Who do you consider "not a whore" anyways?

>>38275942
she does that for fun

>>38275983
Eh, I think there were other reasons behind his decision, and it's arguable whether brainstorming ideas for plotlines should be factored into the final character.

The Rokkenjima Explosion Incident was thousands of gallons of my semen phasing into reality within a compressed area smaller than a teacup

>>38275935
It's great, really. If you ever feel like writing more, know that it is appreciated at least by me alone.

>>38276015
It's white it's all white like christmas

I just can't believe Hagtoko still has that fang

>>38276018
I write whenever the inspiration strikes me. So long as these threads are full of horny talk about busty beauties it's bound to keep happening. I also chat about and write such things with pals on messaging platforms. I could send you some other stories I've written if you're interested.

>>38275983
That is completely irrelevant to the real Natsuhi we have.
>>38275987
I'd marry Bern, I'd just have to cut off her alcohol supply.

>>38276038
Yeah, I thought a big african cock would have broken it off by now.

>>38276073
>Calls all these characters whores
>"But I'd marry Bern"
What kind of fucked up definition of whore do you have

>>38276092
Bern couldn't be a whore, she's never touched a man in her life.

>>38276088
American, not African.

>>38276101
Eh, it's all the same.

>>38276097
she touched Battler's fist with her cheek

>>38276068
Of course, as long as they're 07th Expansion related.

>>38276097
She touches head when she pats it of every man she sees.

>>38276136
She does NO SUCH THING
>>38276128
Not quite purity-damaging, but I suppose that does break my statement a little bit.

>>38276129
Yeah, it's always all WTC stuff with me.
If you've got a discord, you can contact me at M-anon #9139 for more discussion

Is anyone here retarded enough to watch Umineko letsplays? The one I watch is about to release a new episode.

>>38276002
They absolutely should, which is why we know that Hanyuu is the devil and Irie keeps Satoshi’s brain in a jar.

>>38276203
Hanyuu is a purest character in the series and Irie only keeps Satoshis coom.

>>38276192
Honestly there was one time I wanted to watch someone's stream of it just to have a laugh and it was terrible. No progress done in 2 hours. At that pacing, it'd take no less than 500 hours to finish it because a good 300 of those would be nothing but laughing at youtube comments.

>>38276268
Wasn't Satoshi assassinated in 1982?

>>38276268
Hanyuu showing me her titties for FREE? Time to have sex!

>>38276278
Satoshi was the assassin

>>38276293
Based

>>38276283
I'm next! Hanyuu SEX!

>>38276293
Man, why did they have to turn him into a femboy?

>>38276308
Only one at a time, that way we can pretend that we're having sex with someone we love!

>>38276283
>>38276308
>>38276315
Kneel and say I'm sorry Oyashiro-sama ten times or else your dick will fall off.

>>38276344
Huh? Are you fucking stupid? Hanyuu is literally offering us sex for free, don't act like this is our fault.

So it turn out I'm too retarded to use ponscripter and have no idea where to even begin with it. The actual translation of Trianthology isn't an issue, but I'm not really sure where I should start learning ponscripter since I'm mostly programming illiterate. I don't want to give up and say I can't do it, I just want to de-retardify myself so I can continue.

>>38276313
Satoshi and Keiichi had to become femboy fag jokes to eliminate them as competition for the older men in the village like Kimiyoshi, Teppei, Irie, Tomitake, etc. Please understand. Akasaka was also canceled and eliminated for the same reason.

>>38276381
I cum in that woman.

>>38276192
Rose Matter's Umineko LP is being really underwhelming compared to the Higurashi one, she's just kinda confused all the time

>>38276381
Weren't you able to already get English text into the game? What is stopping you from carrying on like that?

>>38276485
She's less confused than I was at that stage.

Day 189 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>38276268
Irie keeping Satoshi’s brain in the cum jar was honestly the most fucked up thing.
What was Ryukishi even thinking at the time?

>>38276518
English sentences do not get displayed correctly because the engine hates 1-byte characters. I'll post more about it later when I get home.

>>38276624
I wonder how late into development that was changed

I want to see Satoshi and Shion happy together.

>>38276768
Same

>>38276768
maybe someday

>>38276676
I imagine it was either halfway through Tatari, where Takano was just super suspicious, or at least before Tsumi, with how she was obviously fucking with Rena for her own amusement. At that point Irie as the villain would be really lacking in buildup.

I feel that Ciconia contains many valuable teachings and that schoolchildren all around the world should read it.

>>38276948
Alcohol is immoral.

>>38274069
what's this?

>>38276965
Battler's POV

>>38276965
An arrangement of some aunt edits I made. Or in this case what >>38276977
said

>>38276948
Yeah, Ciconia can teach them about important things such as how to react when your mom turns out to be a bizarre sociopathic scientist who ends up becoming an immortal loli looper.

I am superior to everyone.

>>38277199
Maybe, but only if you are at least inferior to me.

>>38277215
Are you the used goods obsessed anon?

>>38276948
How to give an entire generation daddy issues

>>38277248
what a hilariously small generation

>>38277261
This generation's fucked anyway

>>38277405
i am making fun of the fact that few people read ciconia, lmao and lol and rofl!

>>38277239
I mean, that's not what I would call myself, but sure.

>>38277504
Ah.

>>38277509
Well, as long as you understand your inherent inferiority.

>>38277530
It's amazing how you are always online when I'm posting, so I understand you are superior when it comes to not having a life.

>>38277547
I'm actually in the middle of my work shift, anon.

>>38277556

Prove it, take a timestamped photo or something.

>>38277004
This. Shit happened to my mom and it fucked me up.

>>38277571
I work from home due to the covid-nineteen, I don't have much to take a picture of other than a computer.

I'm at work right now. Shut the fuck up before someone hears you.

higurashi 8 came out on steam like 2 years ago, right? isn't mangagamer supposed to be doing all the hou stuff? have they even said anything about the next release? it's not like the remaining stuff has THAT much text, it shouldn't take that long to do

>>38277584
For a minute, I was actually worried you went to work with a collection of pictures of a woman that makes you irrationally angry. Thank goodness you aren't that bad.

>>38277593
They're working on Phase 2, which is twice the size of the entirety if Umineko.

>>38277596
Don't be silly now, anon, this WFH thing is pretty based and all, but I still hate working no matter what the job is, that's why I'm posting.

>>38277584
What kind of work? You could take a picture which proves that you are working, it could show a work related program with the mandatory blacked out spaces so nobody can doxx you. I am not asking for anything that difficult to come up with.
I only have a single picture involving a shrugging WTC character left.

>>38277610
Well I'm not taking a picture either way because I don't FEEL like it, and also I'm not telling you.

>>38277621
Then you can't prove that you are working, can you?
Don't tell me that you haven't worked a single day in your life, anon.

>>38277637
>you haven't worked as ingle day in your life, anon.
God I wish, that would be heaven.

>>38277601
that's a funny joke but we all know ciconia was a oneshot

>>38277649
Looks like you are already living in heaven, then.

>>38277671
Not quite yet, but I can hope.

>>38277683
I hope you manage to get a job, someday.

post the horned jobber

>>38277713
Anything else?

>>38277697
Sorry, anon, but an invincible, indomitable beacon of light and purity like me cannot be persuaded by peer pressure, no photos for YOU.

>>38277716
tea with teaua...

>>38277718
Why should anyone believe that you are working ?

>>38277748
Why should I bother to prove that I am working?

>>38277769
Because it would prove that you have a life, according to your own logic.

>>38277782
But I already told you that I have a job, I even work 40 hours a week, y'know, if it wasn't WFH I'd kill myself with those hours.

>>38277792
I know that you told me that you got a job, I require proof in order to believe that you are actually working.
Which, in your case, doesn't mean that you got an actual life, since you say that you work from home, but let's ignore that and keep me entertained.

>>38277817
i'm barack obama

>>38277817
I don't see why you require proof that I'm actually working, most people have jobs, so it's already a safer bet to accept that I also have a job.

Although if that doesn't count as having a life, then it matters even less whether I prove it to you or not, although I can't imagine that your definition of having a life is anything pleasant.

>>38277849
>I don't see why you require proof that I'm actually working, most people have jobs
Most people also have sex, should I just assume that you are a tainted individual like the rest?
4chan is full of NEETS, so of course I would require proof about anyone working. In your case, it's especially simple and your refusal to provide proof is incredibly suspicious, a court wouldn't stand for this (but I am not a judge).
>it's already a safer bet to accept that I also have a job
And sex.
>then it matters even less whether I prove it to you or not
True, but you saw "got a life" and answered with "I got a job", so blame yourself for that blunder.

It's a wrap public lust!

>>38277898
I think having a job of any kind is already proof enough of having a life, but I suppose you make a good point about sex, degeneracy has become the common these days, although I wouldn't praise the past for their purity either.
But I'm still not taking a picture, because I don't want to put in the effort for your sake.

You people amaze me in so many wrong ways.

>>38277849
I mean, to be fair, obsessing over a 2D woman who makes you mad all the time doesn't exactly sound like a guy with a life...

>>38277936
I think people should be amazed by me in all the right ways.

>>38277938
But she's so cute!

>>38277928
Then don't take a picture, anon. By doing that, you can't prove that you are working to me, and I am going to go and read my book while having a very smug smile about winning.
> for your sake
By taking a picture, you would own me very hard, so it would be mostly for your own sake, actually. Oh well.
>>38277938
It's rude to go there, anon.

>>38277963
Own you very hard? The way I see it, you would force your will onto another human so well that you'd actually manage to get them to stand up from their chair, take a picture and take the time to remove all personal information from the picture all to serve your whims, I don't intend to be a loser like that, mister, after all I am only a winner.

Phase 2 announcement tonight...

>>38277943
I am amazed at your shit taste

>>38277979
I have already forced you to write all these elaborate lies about you working, so I have forced my will deep inside you since the start, according to your logic.
>all to serve your whims
Win the argument*


I am going to be reading Dead Souls.

>>38278007
I enjoy typing things on my computer screen, this has done nothing more but fuel my own personal entertainment, besides, reading? Really? You call that a pastime? I've Played the Umineko VN, but I'm not some kind of pathetic soulless creature like a "reader"

Let me clarify something for you, bucko

Dead Souls? More like Poop Trash.

>>38277996
Please, something, anything. The threads are unbearable. Nobody's even bothering to think about anything anymore.

Anything? Alright.

yet another higurashi sequel anime, you explicitly asked for it

>>38278025
>Dead Souls? More like Poop Trash.
don't bring Gogol into your autistic slapfight

>>38278060
Novelists...HEH!

>>38278048
What would he do this time?

>>38278048
What's it about

>>38278048
>>38278076
i know it's fucking retarded but every time i see an image of r07 in context of phase 2 discussion i get excited as if it was the hackfraud who wrote the post.

>>38278076
>>38278082
Origin of both eua and hanyuu

8 phases.

>>38278082
Evil Rika ensuring Satoko doesn't find happiness without her.

>>38278089
anon please

>>38278099
Satoshi falls out of bed crushing Rika to death

>>38278025
Even if you liked typing "things" on your computer screen (who get's entertained by that unless he's 5 and hasn't seen a computer screen work before, anyway), you still typed the things that I forced you to type, so you still haven't escaped my will going deep inside you.
And you could have taken multiple timestamped photos by this point, you could have btfo me extremely hard, but no.
It can't be, you aren't being dishonest in this argument, are you? I will be very sad if that's the case.

>>38278110
I'm sure Rika will be able to find a way around that problem after 300 loops or so.

>>38278048
If that's what it takes, as long as it doesn't provoke even more insanity, sounds good. I can't stand the disrespect and pessimism for practically every aspect of 07th Expansion. It's like I'm one of the only ones left who gives a shit about anything anymore. Nobody's making original content. No new theories and ideas that aren't coomer shitposting are being posted.

>>38278128
You really believe you've being clever, don't you? Surely you don't actually believe that you'll manage to convince me to take a picture with those half-assed posts, do you? I've already told you before, something like pressure only works on the pathetic, my will is indomitable.

I want to make love to lady Lambdadelta while her friends watch.

>>38278154
i cum in bern

>>38278148
No, I am just impressed at how far some people would go in order to defend their lie. You should go into politics, it's pretty much all you need to do.
>my will is indomitable
And extremely malleable.

>>38278174
>Uhhh no you actually beat and own me if you follow my orders!
Only a complete moron would fall for such an obvious ploy.

>>38278184
But you are doing "what I want" either way, I want to be having this argument.
By taking a photo of your workplace (timestamped), you would at least follow the road that will manage to shut me up (for now).

>>38278209
Well, maybe I didn't make it obvious enough for someone like you, but I also want to be having this argument.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH 07TH EXPANSION?
Fucking Christ, people.

>>38278220
I know that you want to be having this argument, obviously, you wouldn't be lying for more than an hour otherwise, but I am saying that you could be having this argument AND actually win it.

>>38278237
This is all in a way tied with the fact that Erika is used goods.

>>38278245
Shut the fuck up, you goddamned retard.

>>38273547
That'd be a pretty fantastic explanation if it were true. I like Gaap but her outfit is just so gaudy and odd.

>>38278244
I certainly am feeling like a winner, especially since I didn't even have to come up with any lies for these posts, even though you've been convinced otherwise for some reason I can only assume is due to your simpleton's nature.

I want to have that dream again where I cum in lambdadelta's mouth everytime she snaps but I cannot

>>38278249
What's bothering you, anon?

>>38278258
I mean, the only defence you had to offer for yourself was that "many people have a job" so I should automatically assume that you also got one, but then I said that most people also have sex, so by that logic, I should automatically assume that you aren't pure but just a whore, like the rest.
Should I assume that, or will I be having proof of you working?

>>38278293
I've already gave my retort to that, your counterargument is pretty good and all, I just don't want to take a picture.

>>38278279
The thread quality for the past fucking year, but especially the last few months. This is /b/-tier shit and it's ruining goddamned everything about discussing 07th Expansion. Have you noticed how the English side of the fandom that touches 4chan basically withered away? Tegakianon is one thing, but there's a lot of quality OC makers who have left. There's no point to any of this when we have a lot of content right now and coming soon. Just look at the first half of the thread. Are you fucking shitting me?

>>38278313
Ok, but how does that change the fact that Erika is used goods?

>>38278312
Then don't take a picture, anon. By doing that, you can't prove that you are working.

>>38278319
That's alright, just know that I am working.

>>38278321
I can't believe you without any proof.

>>38278313
>there's a lot of quality OC makers who have left
Like who?

>>38278337
But proof wont change the reality that I am working.

>>38278362
Practically everyone making memes on youtube for one, but fanartists, several random theorycrafters, and just people who made memes and edits in general. Remember the constant flow of OC we got even 6 months ago? If we got the same content we're getting now a year ago, there would be edits out the ass.

>>38278381
You mean 6th months ago when there was an ongoing anime? It's no surprise things died down compared to then. It's the same deal with fanart. Pixiv and twitter have seen less WTC stuff now that the anime ended.

>>38278313
At least people were talking about actual characters for once, rather than their fetish with character names pasted over the blanks. At the same time though, the replies to the DameDame Expansion anon are usually a good marker for the state of the thread at the time, and two people complaining about it and calling it cringe when they (probably) didn't even look at it isn't the best omen.

>>38278399
You mean 07th months ago.

>>38278409
Thread culture is fucking dead at this point and we killed it.

>>38277917
It's never a wrap for Chloe's lust

>>38278440
Wish I had a Bern head like that to throatfuck.

>rather than their fetish with character names pasted over the blanks
I dunno if you're cirticizing hornyposting in general or specifically the low-tier "I want to fuck x" stuff. Because I've seen some pretty well thought out hornyposting where anons actually try and flesh out erotica for characters.

>>38278448
Not whoever you're quoting, but I HATE all types of hornyposting.

>>38278448
There's fun hornyposting and edgy hornyposting. Fun and well thought out hornyposting is fine.

>>38278448
Does her pussy taste like sand and salt water?

>>38278467
It tastes like her ex-boyfriend's cum.

>>38278448
I was mainly talking about the surge in ones involving skin color and/or cucking, actually. Well-made hornyposting that involved a bit of consideration into how the characters work in its creation is just fine in my book, it's the lazy ones that you could replace the character in question with another and every part of the 10 word post would still work just fine that are the main issue.

>>38278458
Do you think it's wrong to lust after characters who you're emotionally invested in? Sex drive can be focused into some truly wonderful things. I was able to teach myself photoshop through my desire to make shitty erotic edits of Umineko art, and now it's become a marketable skill that I can use at work.

>>38278512
It's like there's some autists who actually hate the franchise and characters and want to post unpleasant things. They should fuck off and die if they're that butthurt about nothing.

>>38278464
>>38278512
Gotcha. I agree then. As much as I love posting lewd stuff, the low-effort hornyposts provide nothing to discuss and aren't even that exciting either. I prefer exploring actual scenarios with the characters based on scenes and interactions from the story. I find it's more gratifying when the lewds feel in character.

>>38277917
>>38278448
Why are these tied blue hair ladies so fucking hot jesus christ

>>38278528
Lusting after a character who you are emotionally invested in can be fine, but I don't see why you have to whore her over to everyone.

>>38278566
NOOOOOO ERIKA IS NOT A DRUNKARD SHE'S NOT A DRUNKARD NOT A DRUNKARD NOT A DRUNKARD NOT A DRUNKARD NOT A DRUNKARD NOT A DRUNKARD

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>>38278647
Erika share's some drinks with Genji and Nanjo in Episode 5, only getting non-alcoholic because of her age. She also says she'd like to try smoking to see if it was as relaxing as they say in Episode 6.

>>38278639
Depends on what you mean by whoring. Since some of the purity stuff I've seen in these threads has had some ridiculous standards for what isn't appropriate.

For example, you could have a scene based on Battler and Erika's initial interactions early on in Episode 5 when they hadn't gone full rivalry and were just solving puzzles together. Have Erika invite Battler to her room out of boredom because it's easier to keep an eye on him that way than to listen with her ear at the wall all night to prove his alibi. Battler would be tired and drained from all the inheritance debates the adults had dragged him into and would welcome a bit of idle chatter with the cute guest girl.