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Nobody likes Seija

>> No.37973920
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37973920

>>37973897
shes a retard

>> No.37973994

>>37973920
but she beat half of Gensokyo

>> No.37974069
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Not even Seija likes Seija

>> No.37974167

>>37973897
girl shoulda stuck to flipping burgers

>> No.37974496
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>>37974167
she flips you off instead

>> No.37974859
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Seija is the type of a girl who pushes you away and acts abrasive at first, but will become your devoted wife once you win her over.

>> No.37976268
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Shinmy does!

>> No.37977219

>>37976268
But does Seija like Shinmy?

>> No.37977705

>>37977219
She likes Shinmy's chocolate so its okay

>> No.37978075
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>>37974859
That sounds pretty sussy,

>> No.37978292

>>37978075
Seija is not black

>> No.37978389

>>37978292
who said she was?

>> No.37982272
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37982272

Seija hates you!

>> No.37982499

Can she flip gender?

>> No.37985951

>>37982272
me?

>> No.37992670

Amanojacute

>> No.37993566

>>37982272
Same

>> No.37993779

>>37992670
I read this as amanojaculate

>> No.37993809

>>37973897
Right. I LOVE Seija!

>> No.37993833

>>37982272
Wait does that mean she likes me or...

>> No.37993856

>>37982272
Look like I'm finally gonna get laid

>> No.37993867

I fucking hate Seija. I hate her with all my strength!

>> No.37993895

The most cruel fate this universe has to offer is being forced into passionate sex with Seija and then accidentally falling into a long term relationship with her where you have no choice but to have intercourse with her hideous, disgusting body on a regular basis. Hopefully she would allow me to die after only a short period of that. The absolute worst case scenario would be getting her pregnant by accident and allowing her to give birth to a hybrid demon baby. That is my worst nightmare.

>> No.37996390

>>37982272
Nice.

>> No.37996977
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Seija a cute!!! Parsee-fags are kidding themselves

>> No.38009384

>>37996977
Why are Parsee-fags kidding themselves?

>> No.38009472

>>37973994
retard strength

>> No.38009520
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>>37974859
Seija is not some stock romcom tsundere! Seija is an incredible and admirable girl! An amanojaku that lives and acts as she pleases, without a care for what other people think about her! A youkai that pursues her goals with drive and ambition, regardless of who or what stands in her way! That's the Seija I love, the great amanojaku who aspires to flip the world on it's head!

>> No.38009609

How do you think Seija smells?

>> No.38009927

>>38009609
What do girls smell like?

>> No.38009932
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>>38009609
Not bad, but certainly not like perfume or flowers. She probably washes her clothes and bathes in river or pond water.

>> No.38010285

Seija's little feet smell so good.

>> No.38011361

>>38009520
This. She might be my Touhou oshi, but she is not my choice when I want to fap. Its Marisa.

>> No.38016461
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38016461

Seija is cool!

>> No.38017300
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>>38016461
Yes

>> No.38020113
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38020113

I want to give Seija an unexpected surprise

>> No.38020244

>>38016461
Is she doing the Sonic Adventure pose?

>> No.38020437

>>38020113
Congratulations on your pregnancy, anon.

Because she has an ability to reverse situations and no time to wait around for 9 months.

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>> No.38022342

>>38021954
No.

>> No.38023066
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>>38021975
>Virgin Walk Vs CHAD STRIDE

>> No.38023512

>>38021975
>>38023066
Actually it's the virgin walk vs the chad defy gravity anon.

>> No.38023549
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>>38023512
Gravity is for asshats, anyways. Best start floating around, ignoring gravity and all that, like Seija does, you know?

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>>38020244
That's the pose of high-impact amanojaku violence.

>> No.38023697

>>38020244
That looks nothing like the sonic adventure pose you fuckin idiot.

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>>38009384
I have a friend who is a big Parsee-fag that always calls Seija a "fucking terrorist", and that post was directed at him

>> No.38023824

>>38023796
but she IS a terrorist, so I wouldn't really consider that a criticism of her

>> No.38024708
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Seija's wild, untamed hair
It has never known the touch of a brush nor comb

>> No.38027383

>>38023512
>>38023549
Alrighty then.

>>38021975
>Virgin Walk Vs CHAD GLIDE

>> No.38027803
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I'm gonna lick Seija's sweaty armpits whether she wants it or not!

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>>38020113
Seija is too small and malnourished to properly support a growing child!

>> No.38040197

>>38023066
Who are you quoting?

>> No.38041402
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Imagine drinking with Seija...

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>>38041402

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>> No.38061429

>>37974859
Reminds me of my mom who used to be the same kind of woman back in 80s. At least according to my dad. Now I want mommy Seija gf so bad.

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>>38061362
You have a full picture?

>> No.38064801
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38064801

What's the best Seija doujin, and why is it Grief Orb?

>> No.38067425

>>38064612
No

>> No.38071532

>>38041402
>>38046747
What would drunk Seija be like? I'm kind of scared. Would she act up tight and cold?

>> No.38073737

>>38071532
She'll probably rag on you for always trying to act like a nice guy and go on a massive rant to antagonize you, but in the end she'll get all touchy feely and calm down. But don't take advantage of that, or she'll kick your ass after she sobers up.

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My utmost desire is to see Seija happy and fulfilled in her purpose, and I would happily make enemies of anyone and everyone, and be used as a tool towards that end

>> No.38085850
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>>38083230
how did this get past the anti-repost filter? last time I checked you couldnt repub the same image in the same thread lol

>> No.38085887

How do amanojaku reproduce? Amanojaku hate doing anything that makes others happy so they would all hate sex. So how do they do it? Do they just sort of pop into existence? Maybe reproduce by budding or binary fission?

>> No.38086298

>>38064801
Did Shinmyoumaru said something or I'm hearing things?

>> No.38086306

>>38085887
They seemed like a type of onis, so maybe 1 out of many born onis are born as amanojakus?

>> No.38086454

>>38086306
So they are like retard babies for onis.

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>>38085850
*dabs on you*

>> No.38086729

>>38073737
But that just sounds like a normal drunk woman

>> No.38096989
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Sleeping with Seija!

>> No.38097108
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>>38085850
>last time I checked you couldnt repub the same image in the same thread lol
You can.

>> No.38098744

>>38085887
Amanojaku reproduce by shooting spores from their spore glands that grow into tiny amanojaku.

>> No.38101963
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The obstinate, defiant amanojaku that spits in the eyes of the strong! KIJIN SEIJA!

>> No.38106347
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>>38085887
They just have to make the experience as unpleasant as possible for the other person.

>> No.38106581

>>38085887
They either do it while they're sleeping (like Succubis & Incubis), or straight up rape

>> No.38109050

>>37973897
She wouldn't let me like her anyway.

>> No.38109082

>>38106347
Then how would they get the male to cum?

>> No.38111111

>>38085887
Maybe they reproduce through parthenogenesis like the marbled crawfish. We haven't seen any male amanojaku so maybe there aren't any. It would also make since if they laid lots of eggs because amanojaku would not like raising their children.

>> No.38111536

>>38086729
Correct

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>>38111111
Then how come Seija loves her mom so much? Also checked, holy shit.

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>>38113032

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>>38113174

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What will she do with this newfound power?

>> No.38119861
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look at this dumb b*tch

>> No.38119970

>>38113032
Not cannon. An amanojaku could never love.

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>>38119970
She mellowed out and grew up. One can't be edgy for too long.

>> No.38130800

>>37973897
Bump to like Seija

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