/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Please tell me I'm lonely

who are you quoting?

>>38075723
Would you prefer they be related or does it not matter if they're unrelated?

My favorite is easily Patchouli, but a few others I like a lot include Junko, Aya, and Tenshi in no particular order.

>>38075723
Sanae
I don't lewd 2hus

>>your most shameful fap
Why do you want to know that?

>>38076292
Consider yourself one of the mighty few

>>38076292
Not your most shameful fap to your fave, your most shameful fap in general. My fave is Reisen but my most shameful fap is https://archiveofourown.org/works/26424664, which does not have Reisen in it.

>>38076263
I don't care if the fap is to your fave or not. I just want to know what it is.

Junko
sexting on /jp/

>>38076442
But I still don't lewd 2hus, no exception

>>38076567
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TO 2HUS BROSKI IT CAN BE TO ANYTHING

>>38076513
I don't immediately have source but it was an original doujin of some loli fetish stuff. I'd be lying if I said I don't return on rare occasion but I feel pretty awful about it every time. I can go try to find source if you want though, it was on NHentai

>>38076613

>>38076629
A fitting response. Don't blame you for a second. There's a reason it's my most shameful

>>38076601
would you count CBT?

Yoshika
Waternoodle's stuff

>>38076687
Not the anon you responded to, but I suppose that counts.

cirno
it's a tie between the time I was home alone and went all out fapping naked when grandpa came to visit and the time I accidentally clogged the toilet trying to flush the fapping accessories, and left my family had to deal with the consequences

My wife Yuuka
I don't masturbate anymore. Haven't done so in around five years.

>>38076292
Sanae deserves hugs

>>38075723
Yuuka
I don't remember being particularly ashamed of anything I've ever actually fapped to, but I remember reading that one flan doujinshi by yassy without checking the tags first and the surprise wasn't a particularly good one lol

>>38076790
What kind of fapping accessories?

>>38075723
Futo.
Broski I haven't masturbated to anything less than netorare mindbreak slave pegging shit since high school, I have no idea what's supposed to be the worst time.
Maybe that one fap when my brother came inside for a moment?

>>38076989
homemade onaholes

>>38077037
If you jerk to enough vanilla you can restructure your mind into that being what you're into. Go do that, it'll save both your sanity and your chance with women.

>>38077037
>netorare mindbreak slave pegging
Wait, those are already considered shameful? I thought OP meant actually weird stuff like scat, guro, ryona, etc. If that's bad then I literally haven't been into anything normal since I was like 12.

>>38077358
Yeah, they're like mid at best. I've fapped to worse, and that's saying something 'cause I only fap to fanfiction.

>>38077358
Wait, ryona is considered shameful?
I'm a huge harapan enthusiast and I don't feel the slightest bit embarrassed by it.

bump?

>>38075723
Tewi is my favourite, but Patchouli is the one I want to fuck the most.

Broke my dick when I was young so never been able to masturbate, however had a wet dream where I had a threesome with Cirno and Daiyousei. Was best cum in a long time.

>>38082030
Shameful because Cirno and Daiyousei both look uhh........ young for their age

>>38082038
Not that guy, but I've never felt ashamed when fapping to young looking girls.
Sometimes I felt ashamed when doing it to big girls (specially 3D ones when I was younger), but with small girls I actually feel great afterwards. Many times I imagine myself kissing and cuddling with them after I'm done.

>>38075723
fapped hard to Yuuka many times that included self CBT, nearly popped a testicle

>>38075723
Remilia

Most shameful fap... idk I end up feeling more pride than shame when I fap to something weird. I guess loli bestiality is the worst thing I've fapped to by normie standards but my brain sees that as both tame and beautiful. Maybe rape stuff too.
But if we wanna talk feelings of shame, I only feel bad when fapping to gross 3dpd roasties.
>>38082030
Hello fellow broke dick anon, I broke mine 5 years ago but within 3 it was about 80% normal and I thank god for every fap I have now. Do you mind sharing your story?

>>38082172
How did that work, squeezing your own nuts? Was it Spacejin Yuuka?

>>38075723
Marisa
Hotglue videos

>>38075723
Probably Marisa

Well... one I do certainly remember is dressing up as Koishi and fucking a onahole lodged between pillows in the bed looking at pictures of Satori

>>38082323
Was ~8, found Hatsune Miku (no hentai just googled Hatsune Miku). Felt good when I touched my penis so I pressed really hard on the base of my penis and after that my libido dropped and I didn't have an interest in porn until I was 13 but have never been able to masturbate - not even to touhou :(
I'm 19 now and can't be arsed to go to a clinic, which is probably bad since I can't have sex with it in it's current state.

sakuya
so far this week, it's alcoholic ojisan getting raped by a horny shota

My favorite 2hu is Koishi

I can't say what my most shameful fap is because it's illegal and it will most likely put me in prison just saying it

>>38082323
>>38082737
Breaking one's dick sounds very painful. I imagine you'd have to press it, twist it or bend it really hard for that to take place.

>>38075723
Don't have a fave Touhou, but my most shameful fap was jacking off to a robot Remilia that had her machinery and circuitry exposed. I'm into that kinda stuff, but I'm not sure why. Either way, that's what my most shameful fap is

>>38082737
You can't get hard at all? Man I would really see a doctor about that.
>>38082940
I was addicted to drugs for 5 years. I also loved porn. One day I took a ton of perscription amphetamines, and stimfapped as they call it, for 8 hours straight. If I had let myself orgasm, my dick would not have broken, but I kept holding it until it went soft, but I was a drooling mess and I kept yanking on it while it was soft because I was in another universe from pleasure, but then suddenly I couldnt get hard anymore and I felt no arousal. Fapping didn't feel good for a couple years and I almost killed myself, I still have a big scar from where it happened and it takes me longer to get hard, and my dick's a bit shorter but by the grace of god it works again and I can fap to touhou all I want.

>favorite 2hu
Split between Parsee and Kogasa. I find them extremely relatable.
>most shameful fap
pics of a r*#$ victims corpse (autopsy)

>>38075723
Orin
in the age of gore being everywhere and being younger, dead children

Favorite 2hu is probably momoyo, most shameful fap was pretty much any time during my erp phase, only ones i look back at and cringe

Is 4chan the true realm of liberty and freedom of speach?
Some friends even told me i can find love here
And why is it all populated by people so cool that they know touhou
Mmm let me think about my most shameful fap...

>your fave Touhou
MARISA
>your most shameful fap
Managed to get my hands on my highschool crush's used period pad on a 2 week hiking trip, used it to fap and ended up puking from the smell after the post nut clarity. Never put a girl on the pedestal again after that

>>38084050
P.S. My crush looked EXACTLY like Marisa

>>38084214
I'm glad I don't know any girls that resemble 2hus

>>38084214
Your crush was 2D?

>your fave Touhou
any 2hu with a good mmd model
>your most shameful fap
basically every fap when mother enters my room

>>38082737
>I didn't have an interest in porn until I was 13 but have never been able to masturbate
What do you actually mean by being unable to masturbate?

>>38075723
>most fave 2hu
w/o a shadow of a doubt Remilia, though I think Moukou and Okuu are also cool I guess

>most shamefur dispray
Back in 2020 I got caught up in the big femboy craze that swept the internet. Fortunately, though, I am but one of a few people who have some semblance of shame, and it didn't take too terribly long for me to free myself of that gay bait.

>>38075723
Okuu.
Yukari hentai (I am deeply ashamed for jerking it to worst girl)

>>38076791
good thing your wife hit menopause or your low sex drive would be an issue

>>38084272
I wish my mom still lived with me. One time she walked in on me fapping totally naked and later she complimented my penis.

>>38075723
>your fave touhou
Yuuka
>most shameful fap
I frequently fap to my Yuuka fumo, one time I had a particularly intense session and decided to let it rip all over my clothes and skin and bedsheets, immediately after I busted a service worker knocked on the apartment door, fsr my lizard brain decided to answer it in the state i was in, he definitely smelled me and he could also see my fumo and my daki off to the corner. somehow we got through the appointment without an issue but I got a look that will haunt me for the rest of my life
the end

>>38084986
Who is on the daki? Yuuka? Also fapping to your fumo is based, we need more fumo cumshot videos (i only know of two that exist)

>your fave Touhou
meiling

>your most shameful fap
depends on how "shameful" is defined. I used to fap to some really fucked up shit that would be considered irredeemably shameful from society's perspective, but I personally felt close to zero guilt at the time. nowadays, since making genuine attempts to quit fapping so much, I feel disgusted at viewing even the most generic vanilla stuff, to the point of experiencing some mild physical symptoms post-fap

>>38084214
I generally don't like meshing my 2d and 3dpd lives together
funnily though, I crushed on a girl who looked and acted like haruhi, but found her anime to be mediocre trash and was a nagatofag if anything

>>38082940
I thought it'd be that, too. knew a guy who knew a guy who broke his boner into a "V" shape when doing cowgirl with a girl who came down on him the wrong way. unfortunately, most of the "broke my dick" stories on this thread just seem to be particularly bad cases of erectile dysfunction, which I have too, but I'd consider it a stretch to say it's "broken"

>>38076791
tell me your secret, anon-sensei

One of the many interracial NTR gangbang fantasies starring my waifu and up to as many as a few dozen men in a sex session (up to 11 simultaneously).
I guess you'll just have to forgive me for not naming her.

Hard to choose, Probably Reimu, Meiling, Youmu or Futo

When I was in my early 20s my parents left town for a few days which was very rare and in an extremely horny mindset I drove to Target and stealthily bought some cheap panties using the self checkout and wore them for most of a day. Finished by jacking off to myself in the mirror while wearing them. To be honest it was kinda hot in the moment but the post nut clarity hit like a truck and I realized how gross and gay the whole thing was. I threw away the panties in a dumpster away from my house at night.

>>38084383
Touching my penis doesn't feel stimulating. Just feels like touching my arm.

>>38086542
2 questions:
are you even trying? or have you even hit puberty in the first place?

>>38086542
That's how my dick felt for about 2.5-3 years after I broke mine, now it's probably like 75% as sensitive as it was before I think. While it was numb I managed to masturbate by focusing solely on the psychological aspects of sex. Do you get erections though?

>>38086542
>Touching my penis doesn't feel stimulating.
Cutfag detected.

>>38075723
Okuu for sure
Onara once or twice but I nipped that one in the bud

>>38087250
Stop this meme. Cutfags still have sensitive dicks, they're just missing the most intense part. It's mutilation sure but cut people still like sex for a reason.

>>38087464
nah chief its gone. all of it. none.

>your fave Touhou
Yuuka
>your most shameful fap
GMod industrial_district basement photos

Cutfags can't masturbate without lube

>Yuugi
>No such thing, even the most "fucked up" things are alright

>>38082038
And?

>>38094649
I know you're just shitposting but I don't even know how that myth even got started. I'm American and I've never met or even heard of anyone that needed lube to masturbate, I don't understand how that notion even began.

Sorry, not checked this thread until now as I didn't expect questions.
>>38083203
I can get hard, however can not masturbate. I read a lot of hentai, however a climax can not be reached unless I am asleep.
>>38086558
>Am I trying?
Whilst I'm not determined to masturbate, I have tried a few times.
>Have I hit puberty?
Yes. Understandable question to be honest though, can't blame you for asking.
>>38086768
As said earlier on, yep. I also get morning wood and wet dreams (this being the only method I can climax).
>>38087250
I'm a britfag.
>>38095066
They look like they're <16 in some artwork and <13 in others. Irl wouldn't ever diddle a kid however in my dream they were older teens (about 17-18).

>>38097696
>I can get hard, however can not masturbate. I read a lot of hentai, however a climax can not be reached unless I am asleep.
Damn, bro, that's the first time I hear about someting like this.
Unironically, did you try to stimulate your prostate instead of dick?

i have a couple but imma say clownpiece.
homestuck porn. thats all im fucking saying

>>38097994
this is good advice, I have ejaculated majorly before from prostate stimulation and my dick didn't even have to be hard

>>38097994
No. Not into butt stuff. As the problem is with my shaft I assume it'd w work though.

>>38096101
I used to fap without lube but then i broke my dick. Now i need lube or it hurts because it pulls too hard on the scar.

>>38097696
>I'm a britfag.
we're above masturbation.

>>38097696
>I'm a britfag.
That explains why lolis scare you.
>They look like they're <16 in some artwork and <13 in others
I prefer when they look about 8 or less.

Favorite is Nazrin
As a young'un I fapped to some cute girls with very colorful hair only to find out later they were humanized ponies.
>>38076292
>I don't lewd 2hus
My brother.

churno
I-I can't quite remember, officer

Koishi, Sakuya, Mokou and others

When I was 17 my family stayed at the house of a very rich family friend, rich enough that they had spare bedrooms for my whole family, but the one I got was the bedroom of their college-aged daughter who had only moved out recently and still had a lot of her stuff left in the room.
Naturally being a horny teenager I did some investigating through her closet and panty drawer after everyone went to sleep.
Rubbed my dick on lots of her clothes and wore one of her thongs while blowing a huge load into another. Panic set in and thankfully there was a bathroom en suite and I acted quickly enough to scoop most of the jizz out so very little soaked into the fabric, the rest I very thoroughly washed with hand soap and water.
It was kinda hard to look everyone in the eyes at breakfast the next morning but I got away with it.

>>38107511
We're above circumcision. Probably should've mentioned that I'm from South Yorkshire as well, which is like the Yorkshire of Yorkshire.

>>38107667
I'm not scared by lolis. Just not a lolicon.
>I prefer when they look about 8 or less
Nigga you're going to jaillll

>>38114607
>n word
We don't say that kind of stuff around here bro. You don't need to try to fit in.

>>38114607
>Just not a lolicon.
So you're a homosexual. Got it.
>Nigga you're going to jaillll
I don't live in the UK, so masturbating to drawings won't get me in trouble.

>>38075723
Koishi is my favorite and I've never felt shameful for fapping. I've probably fapped to everything barring furry.

Pic related
rape, ryona and guro

>>38121033
help me with the Youmu, Yuuka, Alice and Tojiko, my good anon

>>38075723
Okuu
I have no shame, silly

>>38075723
Yuukarin
fapping to 3dpd

>>38114557
Damn she wore your jizz dude

Patchouli.

I had an alcohol-fueled mental breakdown 3 years ago that led to getting mildly into studio-branded bestiality porn. White women getting mounted by dogs, mostly. The novelty/taboo value swiftly wore off and I stopped caring. I'm more into piss enemas these days. Less morally suspect, better returns.

>your fave Touhou
Satori Komeiji
>your most shameful fap
2-day stimfap session. Came to ERP I think.

>>38107667
Just for the record not all britbongs are scared of Loli. Areas like mecky and dev green are memed to shit for it.

How do you cum to ERP

>>38121033
Your sex slave is my wife, dude.

>>38075723
>sakuya
>a tie between shota and cuck porn
with shota they draw the chicks so deliciously thick that sometimes i will fap to. likewise, cuck porn has some decent art but i'm not a fan of the idea of cucking nor being cucked.

Patchouli was my fave since I started playing touhou, she also holds most of my shameful faps.
I remember with absolute guilt each time I masturbated to Patchouli farting, I have tried to stopp looking for touhou fart art but my penis is stronger than my willpower and I end masturbating to farts or touhou scat again.

>>38094606
>industrial_district
didnt expect to find another gmod player in this fine thread

>>38126036
I can relate to this

>>38125924
>with shota they draw the chicks so deliciously thick that sometimes i will fap to.
You mean straight shota? That kinda porn is normal. Almost every real life shota wants to fuck older women.

>>38126036
please kill yourself

>>38123471
you just sploot your spunk

>>38123471
He's gay

>>38076791
うおお、ぽっちゃり

>>38120901
why do pedophiles assume everyone who likes actual women is gay

id bet it has to do with the fact pedophiles are overwhelmingly homosexuals in denial

>>38075723
>>your fave Touhou
I change my mind on this a lot, I'd say Tenshi right now but there's a relatively large number of them that I like.
>>your most shameful fap
I've not had any interest in vanilla stuff for years. The only thing that really gets me off anymore is squirmy, desperate, sadistic bladder-bursting omorashi and it's my only sexual fantasy.

>>38142910
That's a pretty nice looking tenshi. A little too western but otherwise an interesting take

>>38141852
>actual women
*hags
>id bet it has to do with the fact pedophiles are overwhelmingly homosexuals in denial
Funny, hags say the exact same thing.

>>38145272
>women that look like women are hags
ok enjoy your borderline homosexual porn

>>38145849
>>women that look like women are hags
Remove their makeup and you'll see what they actually look like.
>ok enjoy your borderline homosexual porn
The hags did a great job brainwashing you.
I'll keep enjoining smooth and hairless cunnies.

>>38114661
>We don't say that kind of stuff around here bro. You don't need to try to fit in.
Sorry man, it's a part of my vocabulary. I didn't think /jp/ gave a shit about that sort of thing but I'll filter myself from now on.

>>38120901
Ok but ive known 2 lolicons that confessed they enjoy pizza of a certain variety before. I'm always skeptical of people saying 'chill bro im only into anime little girls'.

>>38151355
>Sorry man, it's a part of my vocabulary. I didn't think /jp/ gave a shit about that sort of thing but I'll filter myself from now on.
They don't. That guy was a shitposter

>>38114661
>>38151355
Nigger.

Remilia
I don't really feel shame but this video was one of my weirder faps. It just made me feel very relaxed and horny I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qryl5WUUc1Q

>>38157577
I liked this video. It makes me feel calm inside; at ease with the galaxy and earth.

>>38082774
would like to update i have avoided a shameful fap, was almost gonna whack it to a story of a guy whacking it to necrophilia porn (nonpornographic) and i had to consider where my life was heading

>>38082774
Your fucking gay

>>38157577
Okay, we found someone weirder than the scat fetishist. At least it's not floor tiles.

>>38157577
You should kill yourself NOW

>>38160484
where does this image even come from

>>38167850
nta but that's LowTierGod. I don't know the source of the specific image but faggots started quoting that line of his.

I remember reading that one doujin with Yuuka getting fucked by ants

Kagerou.
Probably back when I used to fap to 3dpd stuff. It all felt so empty. Decided to take a year off from "real" porn and just do erotica and hentai stuff. By the tame I came back it was... well the glut of stuff you will find normies enjoying.
Im glad I jumped down the anime titty-hole. There's way more love and romance down here.

>>38160484