/jp/ - Otaku Culture

https://www.mediafire.com/file/xpejvkq8rmb8yq4/Sperg%2527s_manifesto.txt/file

>>37915844
What's this?

>>37915844
Do you think Satoko ever sharted in class?

>>37915856
She was lucky, that was a close one... for now.

>>37915856
I'm going to write a short paragraph about Satoko sharting in class.

Is Trianthology actually good? My mind is completely broken by the name "Alice" that even if Trianthology gets translated I won't be able to read it.

her face when she sees your tiny white pecker

Sunset found her squatting in the class, too blocked from the pressure to be able to move. She was sweating bullets. If she didn't unleash the brown mass that was fesstering inside her guts, she'd go loopy. She had to shit, and it didn't matter where. She had to shit NOW.
"N-nii nii, if you are watching, please forgive me" wimpered Satoko as a tiny toot managed to escape her bum. She looks up in confusion, questioning her seeming relief, which doesn't explain the low rumbling that emanates from her small intestine.
Then, it happened. The rancid mass she was desperately trying to conceal inside her was anally birthed in the most fartingly way possible. As Satoko's bum played a cacophonous symphony of horrifyingly disgusting sounds, the brown diarroeic river flowed generously. Staining the clasrrom's floor, its despicable odour started to fill the air as Satoko's eyes started to tear up on their own. "Save me, big brudder", whispers Satoko as she finishes shitting up the place, the final brown fragment dropping from her ass pathetically. She then falls into the pool of her own fecal matter, exhausted, defeated, humilated from her own bodily functions.
She catches a glimpse of an ojou sama holding some potent laxatives in her hand, watching from one of the windows. Then Satoko fucking dies.
please don't ban me over this

I respect your effort, but even then
[-]

>>37916031
Understandable.

>>37915985
is that a SPADE on her shoulder?

Goddamnit I love Angechrsit

>>37915985
Not a single JOP browses these threads.

>>37915985
I don't know if it's good since obviously I can't nip, but from what I've seen so far it looks more interesting than RGD at least.
Maybe one day we'll be lucky and some nice soul decides to translate the whole thing.

>>37916016
>anally birthed in the most fartingly way possible

Do you think Satoko ever tried anal with Kimiyoshi?

>>37916187
Satoko's cahracter makes me think that she wouldn't enjoy anal at first, you'll have to convince her to do it and you better be careful about hurting her, because if she feels a lot of pain she won't put out ever again

>>37916187
everything with Satoko

>>37916196
But what if you told her to "man up and not be such a little pussy, all the girls do anal"?
Satoko wouldn't allow herself to lose to "all the girls", so she'd pull through and become the greatest anal slut of all time.
>>37916231
That's one disturbing Kimiyoshi.

>>37916259
You would tell a girl to man up?

>>37916271
Satoko acts like a boy anyways, it would work on the dumb lesbian.

>>37916285
>Satoko acts like a boy anyways
I wish that was how boys acted~

>>37916294
Some boys do be like that.

>>37916338
Name 5 boys

>>37916342
Riki Naoe, Satoshi Houjou, Kihiro Ryuugu, Nagisa Shiota, Hideyoshi Kinoshita.

>>37916376
Ah, Hideyoshi.....now that was a boy...

>>37916376
>Kihiro
No, that's not how Satoko acts at all

>>37916705
Well, both are faggots.

The homosexuality of Satoko Houjou.

Satoko is a trans man.

>>37918192

>>37918216

>>37918274

>>37918310
raping a slave

>>37918355
I can't post the image in which Bern actually forces Erika to give her head.

>>37918388

>>37918472

>>37918487

This is the BEST Bernkastel picture.

>>37918593

>>37918628

>>37918646

Bern should have eight breasts

>>37918703
That's 8 nipples!

>>37918717

>>37918762

>>37918809

>>37918854

>>37918958

>>37919028

>>37919287

>>37919368
lyl`

>>37919368
Why?

>>37919386

>>37919386
I like the idea of Bernkastel having eight tits.

>>37919410
what about her having eight feet

>>37919424
I'm not into feet. Draw it yourself if you want.
I really did open MS Paint and draw all of that with a mouse. If I can, you can.

Time for breast feeding Satoko-chan

loveliest couple

>>37919441
Ah, ok.

>>37919634
Cute.

>>37919634
Shion's milk. Nice.

>>37919885
I think I've posted enough Bern for the day.

>>37919634
Artist? Google and ascii2d turn up nothing.

>>37919997
Shintaro Kago.

>>37919634
Satoko gets smothered by those tits every time Shion grabs her for a hug

>>37919997
https://twitter.com/sierit_/status/1475855600831836161

>>37920097
Thank you very much.

Will Lambdadelta listen to my wish of making artists use a different platform to upload their art?

>>37920122
A huge chunk of artists left Pixiv some years ago when they updated their TOS to say that the site will now own part of the rights of all images uploaded to it.

>>37920152
I am quite aware, anon.

>>37920152
Oh is that why? I could have sworn it was just because everyone flocked to twitter being the cause, not the effect.

>>37920172
addendum: I'm retarded

>>37920169
that anon likes assuming that he's the only person that knows stuff and he will post information he thinks is relevant at all costs

>>37920122
I wish only for a method to reliably find art of characters without having to trawl through many an artist's twitter accounts out of the slim hope one of them has drawn Natsuhi at some point, and for some reason decided not to mention her or Umineko in the post itself. God do I miss tags.

>>37920172
I mean, pretty much anyone who uses Pixiv also uses twitter for convenience, since it lets them follow anyone they want, not just artists. If they're lucky, a popular account will retweet their art too. Twitter is basically holding people hostage by virtue of its global popularity.

I wouldn't mind if Bern turned me into a girl

I hate twitter filenames. They're the most inconvenient shit possible.

>>37920191
Forgive me for trying to inform people, I'll try to not be informative ever again.

>>37920233
That goes to Tumblr filenames that have absolutely no merit; at least I can gauge a timeframe a picture was uploaded with a Twitter filename
The real crime for art on Twitter is the absolute lack of tagging leading to shit discovery, despite having a hashtag system.

>>37920244
nobody asked for your commonly known trivial, baby

>>37920263
I just hate them because of uppercase characters, which some program I use doesn't like

Satoko is a trans man.

>>37920191
And you enjoy telling everyone this every time you see that guy. If it's a recurring trend, people will be able to notice it themselves and don't need it pointing out for them, don't you think?

Satoko? Actually a boy.
JKtoko and Hagtoko? Actually Takano.

>>37920294
i am like calling people out

>>37920306
Takano is precious Cake, do not put her in the same spot as that disgusting trans man.

>>37920339
Stop forcing this shitty meme

>>37920339
A precious what?

>>37920348
don't bother it's some bullshit they decided this week to keep memeing about

>>37920345
>meme
You are probably a l*licon, be silent. People with terrible tastes shouldn't be allowed to talk.

>>37920348
Christmas Cake of course!

>>37920361
>meme
The l*li fears the cake!

>>37920361
Sperging about it isn't going to make your penis bigger or your chink flu go away.

>>37920458
at least i have a penis

>>37920469
I too have a penis, Though.

>>37920473
, though*.

>>37920469
You have a tiny pecker, not a penis.

>>37920473
oh well look who it is

>>37920480
You wish it was tiny, so it wouldn't hurt.

>kraut was also a /qa/ immigrant

>>37920490
It is tiny, you even posted a picture of it for everyone to see here.

Erika will never look at your dick and say, "But it's no uuuuuuuuuuse!!" Where she then calls over her friends, "Please, looook at thiiiiiiiis! Gertruude, Corneliaaaaaaa!!"
"Anon-shwaaaaaannn!! Pweease, look at thiiiiiiiisss!! Whhhhaaat issss thiiiiiis!?"
Erika, who was now so excited that her pronunciation was tumbling all over the place, pointed at your pathetic dick.
"Look, here, here! There's something attached between your legs!~ What is it!? What is it!? Hey, what is it Gertruuuuuuude!?'
". . . . Know that it is Anon‘s pathetic dick."
"Oh, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!! Very goooooooooood!! One more!"
"Know that is the tiny dick of the worthless virgin, Anon"
"Oh, very GOOD!! Okay, you two! Why don't you show everyone watching at home on their TVs?!! Please have a look at this pathetic thing between Anon's legs!! So, what do you think of it?! Is it cute, or is it disgusting? Please tell me with the green truth!"
>"Please, allow me to speak. Know that Anon's dick is disgusting."
>"Know that Anon is a virgin and has never slept with another person."
>"It needs no second telling, but know that Anon is a disgusting virgin and having sex with another individual is impossible!!"

>>37920529
....what? I have never posted my penis on 4chan.

>>37920539
Keep pretending.

>>37920587
Keep pretending like I've posted my penis on 4chan.

>>37920598
Everyone knows you posted your tiny pecker though.

>>37920606
Everyone knows you are pretending like I've posted my penis, though*.
The comma is important.

s/\bt/T

>>37920629
>s/\bt/T
??

>>37920629
I wish I was one of those red dots.

>>37920612
Funny thing is that he pretends he never posted it.

>>37920741
Why do you think I'm the sperg, anon?

>>37920753
Because you posted your tiny pecker.

>>37920770
If you are so sure about me being the sperg, so sure that you repeat that fact for a while now, then you can easily prove it, right?

>>37920753
I'd say anyone who posts their dick online is a sperg. It's not exactly a title.

>>37920784
Well one thing for sure is that you have a tiny pecker.

>>37920791
I've sent my dick to people, but never on 4chan.

>>37920806
You did send a picture in one of the threads and now you're pretending you never did despite it being deleted, at least have the small balls to admit it.

>>37920804
You wish I had a tiny pecker, so it wouldn't hurt.

>>37920823
Too bad you do.

>>37920822
I've already asked for you to prove that I have posted my penis on 4chan.
>>37920835
I don't.

>>37920840
There is no need to prove anything, we all already know you posted your tiny pecker in one of the threads, do you think people easily forget such things? lmao

>>37920840
Tiny hairy Mexican sperg pecker.

>>37920855
So you think you can just blame others for doing things without offering any proof? What are you, a moron?
>>37920863
At least get the continent right, for starters.

>>37920872
Blame yourself for being dumb enough to post that picture.

>>37920881
It's ok, I'd never post a part of my body on 4chan. Dunno why you are so obsessed with pretending like I've done so. Are you that one autistic kraut?

>>/jp/thread/S37574857#p37575299
>>/jp/thread/S37845432#p37851732

>>37920910
What is that device he's using in the webm?

>>37920908
There >>37920910
Proof, now you are done.

Terminal stages of a general
Only phase 2 can revive us

>>37920941
I asked proof that I posted anything like that, not "proof that somebody posted a penis at some point".
I am cut, anyway.

>>37920974
Now it's someone else, well done sperg, you never cease to amaze.

>>37920989
Why must I be the sperg?

>bro, No way, I didn't get peer pressured into kill a hobo, I only beat him up!

The ABSOLUTE STATE of the 07th Expansion General
How would Ryukishi07 react?

kill [sic]*

>>37920998
Because you posted your tiny pecker.

>>37921009
He doesn't give a shit, just like he doesn't give a shit about his franchise anymore.

>>37921009
>How would Ryukishi07 react?
It would give him an idea for more than 3 new higurashi spin offs
>>37921020
I haven't posted any body part at all, actually.

>>37921041
the kraut autist thinks you're >>37920361

>>37921058
I'm not a nazi.

Enough talk about peckers.

>>37921074
Didn't say you are.

>>37921080
You said I'm a kraut.

>>37921092
...and?

Is there anything more pathetic than the resident spastic loser replying to himself just to indulge in his SPH fetish?

>>37921095
Well I'm not a nazi.

>>37921101
Let me correct myself, you are a sauerkraut.

>>37921098
The cuck posters?

>>37921098
Posting your dick, I guess.

>>37921107
all of them are

>>37921107
>sauerkraut
I'm not a girl and I'm not a nazi.

>>37921107
I just realized that Eua is Cake material too by the way, that's nice, more to the collection.

she sees your 4chan post history

>>37921117
I am calling you a sour German.
You do have the bantering capabilities of a girl, though.

>>37921125
I hope she doesn't criticise my occassional /sp/ and /tv/ posting that much.

>>37921126
>An average looking female, typically in a male dominated industry, who receives undue (drunken) male attention due to the unnaturally high ratio of males to females. See also sausage fest. Stems from Oktoberfest, where no one eats sauerkraut without a big platter full of assorted sausages.
I looked it up.
>You do have the bantering capabilities of a girl, though.
Girls are more likely to personally offend you with subtle jabs though.

>>37921133
What? This is sauerkraut. If you know it's taste, you'd get what I am calling you.
There's nothing subtle about what I'm typing. Please improve.

Posting in the same thread with this >>37916016

>>37921155
I am very PROUD of this post. No other post even managed to come close to my creativity. Of course, that's to be expected.

>>37921149
Well you are not trying to directly insult me, so yeah you are the one that is trying to banter like a girl. I bet you take estrogen.

BIG Bern voring all the BAD shitposters

>>37921171
Calling you a sour German is a very heavy insult, so yeah, please improve your bantering so people won't mistake you for a woman. Friggin' autist.

>>37921185
I censor myself because I don't like to offend.

>>37921117
>I'm not a nazi.
Pathetic

>>37921185
It's a weak insult, not only it failed to offend me but it wasn't even creative at all, so yeah, I'm convinced that you're definitely taking estrogen.

>>37921200

>>37921200
Nazis lost though.

>>37921207
It offended you so much that you looked it up and you are just coping about being an uncreative autist, unlike me , so yeah, stop using no u's and improve your bantering, lass.

>>37921215
That's where you're wrong, I searched it up because your joke didn't make sense at all I had to look it up, that's the issue.
>you are just coping about being an uncreative autist, unlike me , so yeah, stop using no u's and improve your bantering, lass.
I don't know, it seems like you're the one that is getting worked up to be honest.

Bored of this insult carasel, time to talk about your favorite Ushiromiya MILF instead. I'll start by saying Natsuhi is the best!

>>37921220
>your joke didn't make sense
Then you admit that, besides not having a sense of humour, you also possess a double digit IQ.
>it seems like you're the one that is getting worked up to be honest.
That's what you say in a desperate attempt to save face, though.

>>37921236
Rosa Onee Chan!

>>37921236
Rosatrice

>>37921241
Man, you're really taking my advice, aren't you? You're trying too hard though.

>>37921236

I'm going to learn how to draw and then draw myself fucking Rosa

>>37921253
You being too sour about the whole thing, really.
A comma is needed before "though".

>>37921259
What makes you think that I'm being sour, though?

HOLY CRAP LAMBDADELTA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>37921269
Your posts?

/v/ros...........................

>>37921279
What about my posts? I could say the same about you.

>>37921294
What is she looking at?

>>37921295
>I could say the same about you.
Well, you didn't.

>>37921214
If Chad loses a fight against 100 virgins he isn't any less of a Chad while virgins keep being virgins.

>>37921258
I hope you post it one day

>>37921300
And you wouldn't deny it, would you?

Hello guys
what's up?

>>37921310
Chad? Boring, being a Sigma is better.

>>37921323
I actually wouldn't, I have no problems about being called sour or cold or unfriendly or similar things. I can't prove that I would, but trust me. Or not.

>>37921339
Breasts too small
Maria-onee-chan should have cowtits

>>37921350
Big tits for a big bra for anons to live in

>>37921339
>>37921350
Why do you do this to me? I love Onee San characters.

rorirosa and rorieba

2 post and coomer pedo shit

DEAD THREADS

what about coomer adult shit

>>37921392
What's the opposite of a pedo? I want to be sexually ravaged by Onee San.

>>37921411
younger

>>37921405
>>What's the opposite of a pedo?
Wanting to be molested when you're a kid ?

>>37921413
not yet

>>37921405
A NORMAL PERSON

>>37921415
It doesn't matter if I'm a kid or a teenager, I want an Onee San to take advantage of me.

>>37921430
Exactly! It's only natural to want Onee Chan to offer you a ride back home, drug you and kidnap you.

would you let her kidnap you?

>>37921472
YES! I think pretending to resist turns her on too.

>>37921472
How would she kidnap my hulking frame, anyway

Confess.

>>37921490
She doesn't care for boomers like you, she is looking for zoomers like me.

>>37921498
I refuse to read the new Higumanga.
I don't consider Umineko's manga to be canon.
I will patiently wait for Ciconia to be fully released before playing it.
I have masturbated to most of the WTC females and some of the boys, too.
I have made multiple BIG posts.
I am extremelly annoying.

>>37921518
There won't be any Ciconia.

>>37921528
Oh well.

>>37921518
>extremelly
extreme smelly

>>37921537
I always spell that one wrong.

>>37921529
Curse Ryukishi for preferring money.

>>37921541
It's my fault for caring, you know. Ryukishi is just being a sensible businessman.

BIG Ooishi

>>37921513
You're actually a zoomer?

>>37921549
I might agree with you but I'm not sure if milking Higurashi and ignoring what the rest of the fans want is going to be worth it in the long run.

>>37921488
you're now forced to work for food at an illegal logging site hundreds of miles away from civilisation
>>37921490
you've got anything of worth on you salvaged for organ trafficking, including skin, blood and eyeballs

>>37921574
>>you've got anything of worth on you
No...

>>37921567
Absolutely, the time for boomers and lolis is over. It is the age of zoomers and Onee Sans.

>>37921574
Time to harden myself up or die trying!

>>37921582
How old are you?

>My hatred for humanity runs deep... you wouldn't understand.

>>37921597
Why do you want to know all of that though? I mean I could tell you but it seems like you are awfully interested.

, though?*

>>37921611
Is it bad to be interested, anon?

>>37921619
Not if you are an Onee San, and I doubt you are one.

>>37921602
Imagine raping this cheerleader

>>37921622
True, I am an oni onii san.

>>37921631
>onii san
Boooomer.

>>37921602
K1non

>>37921637
I never said I wasn't.

>>37921627
Imagine NOT doing that.

>>37921647
I know, one more thing, I don't swing that way, I only prefer Onee Sans.

>>37921654
Ugly mentally ill crossdressing manlet.

>>37921668
No need to shit on manlets anon

>>37921668
You'd also be a mentally-ill crossdressing manlet when I'm done with you.

>>37921688
I'm 1.75 myself, just consider the pot calling the kettle black.

oh nonono detectivebros...

>>37921698
cm...

>>37921692
I prefer Onee Sans though, not Oji sans.

>>37921709
Of course, I'm not an Am*rican.

I love my stinky smelly oji-san wife, and her cute butt!

>>37921711
Your preferences won't matter.

>>37921703
Great detective? More like great defective!

Will we ever get a role reversal where smug characters who always come out on top are made helpless and fall into utter despair?

>>37921518
>I have made multiple BIG posts.
>I am extremelly annoying.
Those two go without saying.

>>37921739
Gou

>>37921745
BIG sayings.

>>37921731
They do if you don't want to get arrested for nonconsensual sex.

>>37921739
Sotsu.

>>37921755
You need to have the police go after you to be arrested, though, and nothing of the sort's going to happen, no worries.

>>37921746
>>37921762
If you are talking about Satoko she gets away with everything with no karma hitting her back.

>>37921767
You underestimate coppers!

>>37921602
THE CUTEST GIRL OF ROKKENJIMA

A TRUE TOMBOY

>>37921783
cumbrain scum

>>37921498
I keep derailing arguments by using the umineko manga as a reference.
Still haven't read the VN, and I don't intend to.

>>37921518
This but without masturbating to the boys.
>>37921498
Sometimes I also elaborate on Higurashi even without having read it or watched the anime.

>>37921790
I wouldn't really say it's derailing when it's during some inane tertiary shit

>>37921769
Did you somehow skip Satokowashi?

>>37921788
FUCK OFF COOMER

I LOVE
YOU DEGENERATE

WE ARE NOT EQUAL

>>37921728

>>37921783
He is a guy.

>>37921779
You underestimate my ability to keep things hidden.

>>37921746
>>37921762
Rika and Keiichi were put in their places, but they had shitty fates to begin with. Hanyuu suffered from beginning to end and was supposed to disappear forever. Satoko, Rena, Mion, and others got away with everything with minor setbacks. Okonogi got away with everything as usual.

>>37921804
I don't even remember most of the mess from both Gou and Sotsu other than Satoko went to different timelines and did a little bit of trolling.

>>37921812
Today I remind them.

KINZO WAS AFRAID TO COMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN. YOU CAN'T GET A MAN PREGNANT. SO YASU IS A FEMALE

THE SIN IS YASU LIKE STATED IN EP4 ITALIAN LYRICS

EVEN IF THE SIN IS RAPE, KINZO RAPED BEATRICE 2 JUST BECAUSE SHE STARTED LOOKING LIKE BEATRICE, A MAN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, AND EVEN IF HE DID IT, YOU UNDERSTAND IT ONLY AFTER YEARS THE BABY IS BORN.

KINZO FORCED NATUSHI TO RISE HIM AS A MALE TO AVOID ANOTHER RAPE
NATSUHI FANTACISIM FOR KINZO ALLOWED EVERYTHING HE SAID

>>37921739
This is close enough

>>37921813
Not even Serial Killers are good at hiding.

Sayo is a male.

>>37921845
Some serial killers* have remained hidden for multiple decades.

>>37921840
Fair enough, manga isn't even canon anyway.

>>37921844
NOT MY ONEE CHAN!

>>37921818
>>37921826
Satoko always got away with her bullshit during Higurashi and never got any punishment for her misdemeanor (oversalting Mion's curry, setting traps in the classroom, being rude to Keiichi), so seeing her finally being confronted with reality and treated as the misbehaving, spoiled brat she is was kinda satisfying.

>>37921854
Only Jack The Ripper!

>>37921862
>Satoko always got away with her bullshit during Higurashi and never got any punishment for her misdemeanor
Well, Teppei beats the fuck out of her in Tatari and Mina

>>37921862
When was that? St. Lucia prison was the only time she faced any consequences for her actions and it meant nothing in the end.

>>37921867
And many others.

I want to protect satok

>>37921862
She didn't even get killed, she didn't learn anything from the whole experience.

I want to ravage this alien

>>37921877
She lost her social standing in St Lucia, was confronted with the fact that her friend Rika, who she always assumed to be equal to her, was in fact better at everything and more sociable too, and in the end she had to take harsh study sessions every day with the retard course.
I'd say that's a pretty harsh punishment actually.

>>37921887
I want to send her to a whorehouse to live out the rest of her days in squalor

I want to remind people that Satoko got away with everything while good Onee San Rina got killed by that whore Rena! There is no justice in this world.

>>37921895
And in the end it was meaningless. She ended up preventing that punishment from ever happening and reaped as many rewards as possible by doing far worse things.

where the fuck is my phase 2?

>>37921900
Higurashi series where Rina kills Rena in a loop when?

Justice for Rina!

>>37921900
If you work by that logic, Satoko died a great many more times than Rina did.

>>37921923
And the ultimate justice for that? Killing Ryukishi.

>>37921922
I would root for Rina Onee Chan!

>>37921929
Yeah but how many times did that filthy brat Rena die?

>>37921930
Ryukishi is the sworn enemy of all Onee Samas! Look at how he ruined Takano in Sotsugou!

Rina is a whore that tries to murder children for money!

>>37921941
More than Rina.

<3

>>37921952

>>37921929
No. Rina was more or less helplessly murdered by Rena and Ryukishi said that no amount of redemption will prevent Rena from killing her. In fact, Rina never committed murder. The only time she tried was solely witnessed by her murderer, who could have easily made up a story. It would be karmic justice for a role reversal to happen where Rena is in Rina's position. Satoko killed herself and selfishly moved on to the next world that she considered a dream anyway.

>>37921944
Lies and typical villager rumors to ruin a law-abiding Onee Chan!

>>37921946
Good, but not enough!

>>37921973
Why does Ryukishi hate Onee San types so much?

>>37921989
He's more into mostly unbeatable mary sues that have clearly visible flaws which aren't really flaws in the context of the story. Like your typical isekai author.

>>37918192
Ouch I thought he was going to clip her tail with a pair of scissors.

>>37922139
That would be pretty funny

>>37921041
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I feel bad for Amakusa. He'd have been partying with some bitches while listening to M.Zakky if it wasn't for the autistic girl he was assigned to babysit.

>>37922256
HE WAS A DIRTY KILLER WHO DOESN0T CARE NOTHING ABOUT ANGE

>>37922268
Yes, indeed.

>>37922256
At least he got to enjoy Ange's refined company while it lasted and also blasted off with a lot of money.

>>37922256
Nah I hope he got shot by Ange along with the boatman.

>>37920910
That's a pretty decent pecker actually.
Good load too...

>>37922282
Why did you call Amakusa by his name but decided to call the captain "boatman"?

>>37922299
Because compared to Amakusa he is a nobody.

>>37922297
Trannies like you will go for anything, even tiny peckers.

>>37922308
So you didn't remember his name.

>>37922315
Oh I definitely don't, not that I would care.

>>37922315
I bet not even Ryukishi remembers 1998 cast

>>37922308
Moi? I'm a heterosexual male who happens to recognize a respectably big pecker when he sees one

>>37922322
>>37922329
Umineko has not more than roughly 40 characters, those shouldn't be too hard to memorize.

>>37922297
stats

no more than*

Shut up, ESL.

I can't wait for Umineko Gou to make the Umineko cast as unlikeable as Higurashi Gou did for its cast.

Who wpuld be the Rika and Satoko of Umineko Gou
Choose wisely, as everyone else would be marked as irrelevant

>>37922452
Beatrice will be revealed as nothing more than Satoko playing a role and Battler will be revealed as nothing more than Rika playing a role.

>>37921001
Yeah, I didn't get peer pressured and the hobo is most likely alive. If anything we did him a favor since he most likely got to spend the night in a hospital and off the cold streets.

>>37922447
But Umineko cast is already unlikable

Satoko is literally Beatrice

Satoko doesn't deserve her place in WTC

>>37920863
That other anon brought up a great point, I'm in Indiana is I'm cut while the euroscum who posted his penis isn't! Also why do you think I'm mexican?

>>37922495
Because both of them preferred to commit mass murder instead of letting go of their crush?

Oh great it's time for /07/ to shit on satoko YET again
>DUDE SATOKO IS SO FUCKING EVIL XD
>DUDE SATOKO DOESN'T BELONG IN WTC
>DUDE SATOKO IS A FAGGOT XD
Shut up. Satoko is one of the greatest characters ever made, She is Higurashi. Without her all we have is boring unlikable retards

>>37922531
Yeah, we should be glad Ryukishi gave us a single likeable retard to complement the rest of the cast.

>>37922531
Satoko's an author's pet with unwarranted importance in every series she or her expies show up in

>>37922484
Small dick coper lmao

>>37922550
If it wasn't for Satoko Keiichi would've never turned into the CHAD1 we know him as. Keiichi was like a man lost in hell only for an angel (Satoko) to come down from heaven and save his soul.

>>37922555
Satoko literally get's pushed to the sides after Tatarogoroshi, Ryukishi HATES Satoko and that's why he keeps trying to assassinate her charercter.

>>37922582
Satoko practically accused him of sexual assault in Tatari and murdered him when he trusted her.

>>37922564
Poor person cope. Be afraid if you ever become homeless euroscum

>>37922591
>Satoko practically accused him of sexual assault
Bullshit, This never happened.
>murdered him when he trusted her.
They were both L5 and Keiichi just told her that he killed her uncle, Takano, and Irie and assumed he had just murdered her friend Rika as well.

>>37922619
Hinamizawa Syndrome is an excuse to make murderers redeemable. You also forgot Tatariakashi.

>>37922629
Gou and shitsu aren't canon. The manga might be tho, Just depends on if they make satokei canon or not

>>37922342
More like Trans Male.

>>37922641
Gout and Shitsu*

>>37922342
Actually kinda based.

Would removing all the 34s except Takano improve the series?

>>37922649
Goutshit and shitsu*

>>37922653
A "heterosexual" that shows that much interest in dick is a homosexual in denial.

>>37922667
Shitsugout.

>>37922664
Absolutely, Takano Onee Chan still remains the best villain in WTC.

>>037922664
We just talked about this. Stop posting retarded redundant posts.
Read: >>37922531 >>37922582

>>37922602
Little bitch can't handle the truth LMAO.

Behold! Best Hanyuu design BY FAR!!!

>>37922682
Nah, they actually ruined Satoko and they made a boring yuri yandere. Takano Onee Chan is miles better and nothing will ever surpass her.

>>37922671
>>37922643
You show a suspiciously high interest in transsexual males, Anonymous.

>>37922728
I think they deserve rights, poor transexuals have it tough. Take Satoko for example, it is obvious he is a trans male and should be recognized as such.

>>37922747
>trans male
>she
If you want to pretend to be a twitter activist at least put some effort

>>37922703
I can't handle the truth? No, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

>>37922768
Except I said he, I'm not the type to offend anon but please provide yourself with some glasses.

>>37922709
Everything after the VN should be considered non-canon. Without satoko the story takes a really large nosedive, Can you even imagine the events of Higurashi without Satoko?

>>37922788
My bad. Carry on, comrade

>>37922342
Based

>>37922797
Satoshi would be around without his burden. Rika might have her family. Keiichi would either move to a different city or would have a male friend instead of a bully. Shion wouldn't have gone crazy. Most people would be happier with Satoko gone.

>>37922797
Oh I definitely agree with the first part. Ryukishi has gone senile and anything that came after the VNs are just additional stuff to milk his franchise.

>>37922803
Sure!

>>37922772
Cope bitch gottem.

>>37922487
This.

>>37922819
Satoshi would've snapped or became a delinquent running away from home without Satoko keeping him there. Rikas family was killed because of Takano, Satoko had nothing to do with it. Keiichi would've become and stayed a passive pussy like he was in the first two chapters. Shino and Satoshi would've eventually had a falling out killing half the town in the process. Keiichi would've been a lonely pussy incel if Satoshi was there and if he didn't have Satoko to kill for. She saved the series.

>>37922822
All we can do is just wait until people get sick of Higushit so he can finally be forced to work on something else

>>37922872
Rika's family was erased because they stood in the way of her using her body to help Satoko. Without Satoko she wouldn't have gotten involved with Takano.

>>37922864
Seetehe reddit

>>37922884
And hopefully doesn't spawn more garbage like Gout.

>>37922894
They were still going to get rid of Rika's family at some point, Rika's the queen carrier so they will always need her.

>>37922819
Satoshi was designed to be a disappeared boy from the beginning. R07 decided to make Satoko his sister just to give her a sadder backstory.

>>37922908
Umineko: Gai, Yasu actually loved Jessica more and Shannon and Kanon have a battle for control over Yasu body

>>37922927
Insert cliffhanger ending that will be continued in a possible future manga.

>>37922897
Stay sneedthing.

Stay cool, /07/th

>>37922447
>as unlikeable as Higurashi Gou did for its cast
But the only unlikable one is Satoko. Sotsu actually managed to redeem some characters and make them more sympathetic.

>>37923155
If you are talking about Takano Onee Chan then you're wrong, she was never evil or unlikeable.

where is jooji

>>37923181
Banging Battler's gf Shannon while he's busy reading mystery novels.

>>37923199
Sayo is not a girl you sperg.

>>37923155
The only character Sotsu redeemed was Teppei.
But in exchange it completely ruined Satoko and screwed up Mions and Renas characterization.

>>37923222
YOU FORGOT RINA YOU FOOL.

>>37923199
>Battler's gf

>>37923231
who?

Battler was a jealous incel and made Geroge look like a loser where in reality He was the chad

>>37923222
Mion and Rena were massive cunts and Satoko's main accomplices if you followed along closely.

>>37923242
Unacceptable! She was a kind woman that was murdered by one of those village brats!

>>37923267
>Satoko's main accomplices
Why did they comply to die without having looper memories?

>>37923256
Is it impossible for both to be just fine? Must one be the 'chad' and the other the 'incel'?

>>37923282
It wasn't me who wrote George to be an ultrachad, so why should I lie about him now?

>>37923281
Anything for their friend.

>>37923267
It was all just Satoko betraying her friends

>>37923301
Why can't both be? Why do you need a villain in this situation?

>>37923310
Who needs a villain? Stop making assumptions.

>>37923325
You're the one who said Battler was a 'jealous incel'.

>>37923309
The betrayals in Wataakashi and Tatariakashi happened after the main POV character was removed and had no way to verify the truth. It's just as likely, if not more likely, that the betrayals were lies cooked up and fed to Keiichi by...coincidentally...accomplices from other arcs.