/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I havn't spoken to a woman in a long time, I don't think I will anytime soon.

If I already cared I wouldn't matter. My ex was a pretty big Fujoshi, and that didn't stop me from loving her.

>>3771159
No.

I don't think I would ever love a girl in the first place.

Why would it matter?

>>3771190

Because most find fujoshi annoying wastes of space?

If it's so unnoticeable that she has to inform me of it, it's fine. Hell, probably even a plus.

Only thing I hate is when they base their whole personality on the fact that they enjoy animu, and they look sloppy, act unladylike and smell bad.

>>3771187
You're not attracted to girls?

Depends if she insults my 2D wives or not.

I wouldn't say a thing about her 2D husbands though.

>>3771204
Only physically.

>>3771193
Being an annoying waste of space myself, wouldn't that be the purest form of hypocrisy?

>>3771223
Agreed.

>>3771223

Just answering your question.

>>3771223

Not if you're the king like this guy.

3 of my best female friends are twifags.

I'd deal. As long as she doesn't draw BL or me and my best friend. Oh of my drinking buddies girlfriends did that and it was horrible.

Isn't that the exact female counterpart of the average male basement dweller? What kind of hypocrite here would say no?

Where does one even find them?

I'd deal I hang out with twifags already anyway.

As long as no BL featuring me is drawn anyway.

>>3771239
>basement dweller
>Where does one even find them?
In basements?

I just want someone to sit around and play video games or watch anime with. She can have her yaoi fantasies, I don't mind.

>>3771239

My ex was hiding inside a doujinshi stall at a local con.

>>3771246

So should I just start breaking into random homes in my neighborhood until I find one?

Man, why would I care about something like that. If she's attractive and has a good enough personality anyway, why throw all that away? If anything it would strengthen our relationship because we'd have one more thing in common.

>>3771239
>>3771246
Otome road, faggots.

Hating a girl just because she's the female equivalent of what you are? I guess that's just another one for the pile of reasons why so few of us breed.

>>3771239
Look for girls who don't like to talk and avoid direct eye contact with everyone.

>>3771254

Um, this thread pretty much reinforces the fact that most posters wouldn't mind.

>>3771239
You can find dead ones in the suicide forest.

>>3771249

That's one way of doing it, but watch out for the police. They mean business.

Is it really hypocrisy if I would say I wouldn't want to be with me either? I love life and everything, but I'm almost sure I'd be put off by anyone that was like me. I'm a passive aggressive cunt.

I'm like that but yaoi disgusts me.

>>3771266
Being a passive-aggressive cunt never stopped anyone from having a relationship.

>>3771258
Yep, that's pretty much me. .__.;

>>3771266
Really? I love people like me. Arrogant unapologetic elitist jerks whose social interactions consist almost entirely of starting and continuing arguments and who willingly discard even their own opinions if they don't find them up to par. Isn't it lovely?

well... if she agrees to cosplay and doesn't look too bad I think I'll spend time polishing her so that she really shines. So my answer would be no I wouldn't stop I.

does she want to love me so much that she would kill me and rape the body yandere?

I think what everyone in this thread are overlooking is that personality has nothing to do with interests.

>>3771326

Well,I think its more girl you find attractive with x personality ends up being a fujoshi, do you still like her?

If a woman refers to herself as a "fujoshi" in conversation, I would perform acts that are horribly illegal and might be killed by feminists.

>>3771335
Well, she has x personality (which I assume I like her for) so she must not be the bad kind.

If I would date a girl like me? I would have to start taking care of my aspect and so would she, it would be the only thing that I would impose and it would also work against my own laziness, since I also wouldn't like to date a women who doesn't shave her legs, armpits and so on. Other than that, it would be nice to deal with someone that I could identify with but who also has her own personality.

>>3771356
You're not really a dyke if you like yaoi.

its a plus in my opinion

Umm, i would never show the guy i like my yaoi collection.. >__> that would be plain creepy and embarrassing.

>>3771435
I wouldn't show you my facial abuse porn collection either. Your point?

Well, if women are capable of rejecting a guy based on him being obsessed with anime girls, then I can damn well reject a bitch for being obsessed with gay anime prettyboys.

>>3771439
Inferiority complex?

>>3771435
> >_>

Yes, OP, I would.

In fact I think it would take a shitload of self-restraint from beating her into a dead massive pulp of human misery.

>>3771438

Can you show it to me?

>>3771435

I'd show everyone all my porn. Even my light, relatively unoffensive guro!

(I wouldn't really)

>>3771448
maybe later, all the site rips should still be out there though.

Heh, I met one like that before back in high school. She was actually pretty cool, good tastes in anime, not fat or ugly, only downside is that she was a yaoifangirl. But she was a shotacon too, so that was all cool. Plus, she told me that she'd like to see me in lingerie.

Was friends with her for 2 years, infatuated with her but being too much of a puss to ask her out. Never realized that she liked me until 5 months after I graduated, and that was only through idle reminiscence...

>>3771445

I prefer to call it "equality", thank you.

>>3771468
show up on her doorstep with a tied up little boy and a box of chocolates.

Nothing says I'm interested in rekindling a romance that never was like chocolate.

>>3771478
Haha, never asked where she lived though. Got her number, but she keeps her cell off 90% of the week.

>>3771478

What if she's allergic?

>>3771435
What if the guy liked yaoi too

>>3771488
No guy likes yaoi. Some like shota, especially crossdressing shota or straight shota, but yaoi is disgusting.

>>3771485

Bring Carob?

Fuck I don't have all the answers.

>>3771485

How can somebody be allergic to little boys?

>>3771496
Incidentally, how much do little boys come up to in the US?

>>3771492
That's a lie. I like yaoi if at least one of the two is a trap.

>>3771492
I'm I guey who likes yaoi, shota, and traps.

>>3771496
Herpes?

>>3771492
I'm I guy who likes yaoi, shota, and traps.

>>3771506
>>3771521
y'all is gay, bro.

>>3771526
>gay
>/jp/
You don't say...

>>3771528
You must be confusing us with /a/.

If yaoi = pale, wispy men staring longingly into each other's eyes (or, you know, fucking) then no, I don't like that.

>>3771526
I like girls too

>>3771546
Still gay.

>>3771555
I think that's "bisexual" but I'm no expert.

>>3771537
No, newfag, you are the /a/.

And then newfag was a Narutard.

It's cool if I like girls that look like boys, right?

>>3771435
I'd like a girl to show me her yaoi collection so we can both fap/schlick to it together.

My boyfriend accepts it because I like good anime too. Nothing beats watching LOGH late into the night snuggling in bed with the person you love.

>>3771254
Well, we hate ourself, its pretty logic we would hate them.

>>3771198
this
as long as she doesn't let her interests interfere with her hygiene/ cross over into our relationship then I really don't care
but then, would they still be a "fujoshi" in that case?

>>3771579
Why is kino look so sexy?

>>3771615
Because she's a vaginaboy.

>>3771618
I'd hit it

Hey fujoshi, post some of your yaoi. I want to fap/schlick with you.

I'd ride her like she rides her motorcycle.

>>3771650
Should I dump my h-doujin about her?

>>3771664
Because my penis tells me he's excited about Kino!

I would be attracted a little more if she was a fujoshi, as long she doesn't look worse than I am and she wasn't totally obsessed. Basically, like:
>>3771215

>>3771159
This question is pointless. The chances of meeting a girl, liking her, and her being a fujoshi are just... none. I might as well ponder what I'd do if lightning struck me and I was transfered 10 years into the past in a parallel world where everyone is the opposite gender compared to this world.

>>3771765
try anime clubs and anime cons and shit
oh wait, that would require not hiding your power levels

>>3771776
It would alro require not hiding in my apartment.

>>3771776
You mean that would require leaving my bedroom.

>>3771156
please stop spamming ＡｎｏｎＴａｌｋ .com thanks

>>3771785
*also

Besides I don't even watch anime nowadays.

>>3771785
You could go to an anime convention and then hide in your hotel room. It would be a huge waste of money, but not impossible.

>>3771159

>implying /jp/ would have the opportunity to turn a girl down

>>3771836
Most of us already have.

>>3771836
When I was in Elementary school, during a Valentine's Day art project, a girl asked if she could have mine. I was confused, why would this girl I never met before want my school project? So I turned her down. And that's why I'm a pedophile.

>>3771861

Liar.

>>3771867

Rationalizer.

>>3771836
>implying /jp/ would have the opportunity to turn a girl down
I've turned down three. Two in elementary school (made one cry and the other gasp in wide eyed disbelief when I told them I hated them, not that I really did I just didn't know what else to say) and a whale that stalked me in high school.

>>3771776
Word. I think to find these mysterious elusive girls, you'd have to swallow your pride and mingle with some of the less desirable elements of fandom.

>>3771159
I'm a straight guy.

I find lesbian action arousing.

I'd be a hypocrite if I disparaged a straight female from liking the reverse.

>>3771914
I rejected the whale till she caught me out of guard, drunk and depressed.
Wich in fact made things funnier the next day when i crushed her heart. It didnt bother me that she was ugly, but the fact that she was as stupid as a mosquitoe.

>>3772057
Not necessarily. Sexual preference is obviously decided by a lot more than gender, judging by the wide array of tastes you can find even on this very board.

I do understand the sentiment, but you also have to consider logical variations based on the biological difference. For instance, anal sex (though it isn't limited to male homosexual relationships) is a lot worse than scissoring from a health standpoint.

Only if she accepts my loli fetish.

>>3771159
>Would you ever stop liking a girl if you found out she was a Fujoshi?
If she had to admit to it, that would mean I was completely oblivious to it. So, no. I would not stop.

>Would you be attracted to her if she told you straight out?
It's like someone telling me they're attracted to me because I like pizza.

>If she's not the retarded fangirl type, would you give a chance to a relationship?
Isn't a relationship of this type where one accepts in order to see if they are compatible?

>Basically your opinion about Fujoshi in general.
Female version of me. What's not to like?

>>3772059
>she was as stupid as a mosquitoe.
I'd like one that could understand and also use sarcasm.
The only girl I've turned down wasn't good at it.

I would be all hot for any Fujoshi I came across. That shit makes me horny.

I wouldn't really care..

A female version of me? Sure, why not?

>>3771155
please stop spamming ＡｎｏｎＴａｌｋ .com thanks

>>3771159
This just seems like the kind of woman I would WANT to date.

too bad we all keep to ourselves in our rooms/basements.

we are destined to never meet eachother ;_;

I once dated a girl that turned from a normal girl to a fujoshi while I was dating them. Damn... it was bad.

I tried, I really tried to keep our relationship going, but somehow I just couldn't. So I dumped her.

Ever since I've been alone, and it feels strangely good.

>>3772891
Note that with normal girl, I mean that she was an anime fan, just like me. She knew about yaoi but didn't have a special interest in it, unti. she downloaded gravitation one day...

I have no problems in fujoshi because I don't care about them.

>>3772936

in during anon being tsun for fujoshi

I like fucking fujoshiis, if they are not horribly ugly

If she looked like the one in the OP picture, I wouldn't have liked her in the first place. In real life I don't look like an unfit neckbeard/scrawny nerd and I don't have confidence issues lowering my standards.

That said, similar interests can only be a good thing. In general though, weeaboos, regardless of gender are either going to be unattractive, as with other male dominated, geeky fanbases.

If she looked like the one in the OP picture, I wouldn't have liked her in the first place. In real life I don't look like an unfit neckbeard/scrawny nerd and I don't have confidence issues lowering my standards.

That said, similar interests can only be a good thing. In general though, weeaboos, regardless of gender are going to be unattractive, as with other male dominated, geeky fanbases.

Anyone who stops liking a Woman because they're a Fujoshi are hypocrites, they're just like you, they believe Men all want the opposite of what comes natural to her, become depressed because Men go for Bitchy women, they want a nice guy, and have pretty much just lost all hope for having a Boyfriend.

Go talk to her, /jp/, she'll appreciate you for who you are.

>>3773358

>Anyone who stops liking a Woman because they're a Fujoshi are hypocrites, they're just like you

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
How am I a hypocrite? I don't like myself or expect people to like me.

>>3773364
Sorry, allow me to reiterate.

I was talking about the ronery fags here, /v/ and /r9k/ who call themselves nice guys and don't understand why Women don't like them.

>>3773376
Oh, and I only said it once, bro.

>ronery fags ... who call themselves nice guys and don't understand why Women don't like them.
>/jp/
Have you never been here before?

>>3773336
Really, if she looked like the OP, and didn't have those negative attributes described, but not pictured, I think I'd fall in love.
And scrawny nerdy women are my favourites.

>>3773379

Other people said it too.

Plus, any time that you CAN reference The Princess Bride, you SHOULD reference The Princess Bride.

>>3772083
>logical variations based on the biological difference
Irrelevant when it comes to fiction.

>>3773358
Well spoken. I think the same.

>>3773386
It can be if you just choose to ignore it, but you can't blame someone for finding it disgusting because they know it is in reality.

If they are anything like Mori-sensei, then yes.

Sorry, I wouldn't date a girl that wasn't at least 8/10 on the attractiveness scale.

(in b4 HYPOCRITE, I'm pretty much a 9 on any objective scale)

>>3773358
>Go talk to her, /jp/, she'll appreciate you for who you are.

Pretty much this.
My first Girlfriend (And only) was/is a Fujoshi, we both dropped out of Uni because we got stable part-time jobs that can easily amount to Manager positions.

We became friends and had the typical "Oh yeah she's a good friend but I like that hot girl instead"

Hot girl friendzoned me, went straight for the Token Guido who literally hit her when he was drunk, still never thought of the best friend I had made.

2 Months later on a ronery thread I remembered her and decided to give it a shot, we were both in the same position of "Why don't they like people who want to treat them well?"
Well, it's obvious how the rest goes.

If you've broken away from the stranglehold of being Socially acceptable and just be who the fuck you are, the only Women who will want you are in the same position.
And while people at work are bitching that the hot girl complains every night and takes their money, I'm enjoying nights in just watching TV together, no arguments, no bullshit, just comfort for each other.

Thanks /jp/, you reminded me that I haven't called her since Thursday.

>>3773426
9/10? But I didn't even feel a little annoyed. 0/10.

>>3773430
But can you get it up when seeing her naked?

>>3773430
>>3773358
Same poster. I can tell because of the writing style and having seen a lot of same posters in my time.

>>3773452
Look at that baka

>>3773452
Name First seen Total posts
Sakurada!Jun.1bGALk Sun Nov 22 01:45:31 2009 39
You need to cool down on the shitposting.

>>3773451
Yes, she cried her depression away rather than eating it away.

>>3773457
Only 39 posts? I should probably work on picking up the pace...

Well I would date a fujoshi. It doesn't really have to be one, but I can get past some plain looks if she has a great personality. We would obviously have to be friends for a little while though which slows things down a bit. Although I must say that I prefer girls with glasses for some strange reason.

>>3773475
Girl with glasses is the most bread & Butter example of Moe.

"Dating a girl"? What does that even mean?

>>3773485
It means you make plans to spend time together, typically in public, on certain dates.

>>3773497
Why?

>>3773507
How should I know?

>>3773507
Most Basement-dwelling activities aren't good for multiple people.

>>3773497
>in public
Oh lord I just shat myself.

>>3771156
yeah im lonely too i submitted an add on http://www.iwantapal.com/ tho maybe itll work out for me

>>3773426
Your personality is definitely in the negative.

>>3771198
頑張ってね！

if she loved me back then yes

3D is not an option. Stop making silly thread normalfagretards. TRUENEETS only.

I wouldn't want a goddamned fujoshi.
If I wanted to date myself I'd do it.
Anyway, 3d.
Not to mention that I've never had the occasion to reject anyone, so I won't pass up on a chance to do it. I'm sure it'll validate my feeling of entitlement and superiority.

ITT: /jp/ discussing its female equivalent.

>>3773731
Wait...being a NEET means being a 'no interest in 3D' otaku now?

Fujoshis are delightful

>>3773792
It's a persistent forced meme. Ignore it, bro.

No. No. One thousand times no.
I am convinced that a all-around tolerable fujoshi doesn't exist. Don't get me wrong, most male anime fans are worthless sacks of shit as well, but I am friends with quite a few weeaboo hipsters who like more obscure and artistic anime, listen to underground Japanese music, and are fashionable/attractive overall. They are bright people who are fun to be around, and don't come off as either douchebags or whiny beta-males.

There is no female equivalent of this.
Fujoshi have no shame. They might wear hyperstylized fashion (of Japanese origin, of course), but they still fail to carry themselves out fashionably. They are often fat. They are crater-faced. They have no control over their voices. They have no control period; they mention the first thing that comes on their mind, regardless of how esoteric, incomprehensible, or just downright embarrassing it may be. On that note, they are simply embarrassing to be around. You don't want to be seen with one, but on top of that, you are just plain embarrassed for her. And the fact that she is oblivious to all of this makes it 100 times worse. She'll never get it through her head. She'll never understand how healthy adults conduct themselves properly in society. That is why society should never tolerate her.

>>3773852
>hipsters

Oh god, even worst.

>>3773861
"Hipster" can mean two things. In the musical sense, it's a dismissive term used to describe somebody who likes trendy music for very shallow reasons, and does little personal exploration. When used on internet BBSs, however, it more often than not means "an artsy type who has more fun than me and I'm bitter about it." I was using the second definition.

>>3773852
>Implying someone listening to Underground japanese music is any better than someone who listens to the pillows
>Implying there are attractive weeaboos

>>3773891
"Artsy" is a very counterintuitive word.
You might think it related to having an interest in artistic matters but it really is code for "Douchebag".

>>3773852
>Implying you aren't a worthless sack of shit either

It would be cool to do a girl that didn't care about anything accept computers and the internet. Basically a female version of me.

>>3773552
Why? Because I'd accept a girl who wasn't as attractive as I am, but refuse to date hambeasts and uggos? Yeah, I'm such an asshole.

>>3773906
Correct

>>3773932
I've seen such girls. I thought they were annoying. Not to mention buttugly.

>>3773946
What? How could they be annoying? Why would they even talk?

>>3773902
>listens to the pillows
what

>>3773891
>dismissive term used to describe somebody who likes trendy music for very shallow reasons
Liking music because you like how it sounds is shallow?

What do you want? People to do research to find out their preference? You can just listen to something and say "I like this" or "I don't". Your argument makes you sound like a 16-year old.

>>3773358
There are some people in this world who would be considered so unideal partners that they cannot possibly lower their standards enough to find someone who accepts them, because beyond a certain point, it's simply impossible to honestly state that you don't mind that your girlfriend is ugly. Is it really that unfair to choose solitude rather than going outside the area of comfort when it comes to comfortable standards? Is it a crime that you don't find your mirror image attractive enough to date it?

Though personally I'd go for my female mirror image if she was willing to lose some weight. I just think it's stupid to call it hypocritical that just because you're an unideal partner, you have an obligation to present yourself as a potential partner in the dating game despite all the compromises you have to make.

>>3773924
I have a job. I'm kind and well-mannered. I'm 130 pounds. My body is clean and my skin is unblemished. I can carry on a conversation in a steady voice. I go out and do normalfag stuff with friends. And I like loli/guro, use Linux, have been browsing 4chan since 2004, etc. You don't have to be autistic to enjoy otaku stuff, so I think my criticism of autistic fujoshi behavior is valid.

>>3773975
>I'm stuck up and arrogant.
Ok.

>>3773955
>Liking music because you like how it sounds is shallow?
Yeah, that's shallow too, but on another level. Here's how it works, least to most shallow:
1. To like music because it shows fine taste and excellent craft on the side of the composer
2. To like music because it has immense expressive power
3. To like music because you like how it sounds
4. To like music because it fits with your image

Mr. >>3773891 was clearly talking about #4.

>>3773891
>an artsy type who pretends to like popular things to fit in, and it's fucking retarded.

hahaha owow obnoxious self-centered tripfag-in-disguise reported in

>>3773969
It's not about ugly or beautiful, it's about taste.
It's about looking at the whole picture and seeing what's hot about her, every woman has it, be it a burn victim who has a really nice ass Get out KS Devs, or a chubby-ish woman with defined legs.

>>3773996
Wow, you visit /mu/ a lot? Maybe you should go back there.

On the other hand, this retarded "elitist" attitude over what entertainment you prefer fits right in here with /jp/.

>>3774014
even those whales that weight 500+ pounds?

>>3771235

...

Is that King Fat cosplay?

>>3774039
She could have a delicious vagina.

>>3774574
You disgust me.

>>3771159
I dont see a problem with a hobby thats same as mine. Hell if the boys look like girls yaoi is good. Trap on Trap nothing against that.

>>3772745
>Would you be attracted to her if she told you straight out?
>It's like someone telling me they're attracted to me because I like pizza

I dont know, if a even a semi decent girl tells me she likes anime she gets +60 points in my eyes. If she tells me she uses niconico my head explodes. Then again I live in Croatia that shit is rare as hell here. I have yet to see a girl that has even decent knowledge of anime/manga/vn whatever in real life.

Sure, why not? She would have to have an awesome rapeface, though.

>>3774596
>I dont know, if a even a semi decent girl tells me she likes anime she gets +60 points in my eyes. If she tells me she uses niconico my head explodes. Then again I live in Croatia that shit is rare as hell here. I have yet to see a girl that has even decent knowledge of anime/manga/vn whatever in real life.
My experience in america is that I would rather shoot myself than be with a chick who likes our kind of stuff.
I'm not saying that there can't be decent one but what I am saying is that I haven't met nor do I have the intention to do so.

>>3774030
99% of /mu/ is stuck at #3 and just think they're better than everyone else because they're not #4.

>>3774596
>tells me she likes anime she gets +60 points in my eyes.
That's a different story. The pointage goes up of course, but I wouldn't be attracted to her solely BECAUSE of her liking anime.

>If she tells me she uses niconico my head explodes.
I'd ask her what she watches on it and if she can share her MaiRisto with me.

>Then again I live in Croatia that shit is rare as hell here.
I'm in Southern California. *smiley face*

>>3774626
>My experience in america is that I would rather shoot myself than be with a chick who likes our kind of stuff.
That applies to a great number.

>I haven't met nor do I have the intention to do so.
It's like bird watching. You see a rare one, scream WARGBLEBLLBLE, make a note of it, and move on.

>>3771159
My ex was a Fujoshi.

It was easy to ask for sex too

>Would you ever stop liking a girl if you found out she was a Fujoshi?

No.

>Would you be attracted to her if she told you straight out?

Yes

>If she's not the retarded fangirl type, would you give a chance to a relationship?

Definitely.

>>3773996
You got #3 and #1 switched bro

>would you x a girl if y
>176 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

You faggots should just go ahead and rename the board to /r9k/.

>>3773430
>ronery
You were never ronery, you fucker.

>>3775047

Bump just to antagonize you.

Fujoshi almost always have corrupted morals, and I am quite the moralfag when it comes to relationships.
If she ever told me that, I would start questioning her whenever some polemic topic would arise.

>>3775102
This. Yaoi fangirls have no problems with threesomes* or fucking cosplayers at cons.

*(with 2 males)

>>3775432
>with 2 males
This wouldn't be a problem for me, if all the participants would have known each other for a while.

>>3775465
Then you might just be gay.