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Caren is to pure for sex.

>>3752317
>Caren
>Pure

>>3752317
>to instead of too
D<

Well, who knows?
There is but one way to find this answer. And that is to travel to the ends of the Earth to test my mettle.

>>3752317
It's fine, as long as you make a mother out of her.

>>3752334
>Caren is too pure for sex.
happy now?

Why is Caren so beautiful?

>>3752348
Delicious white hair and yellow eyes?

>>3752338
....I guess so. Carry on.

Looks like TypeMoon shit. Sage.

>>3752365
>I'm a faggot who can't deal with that fact that some people have different tastes than me.

>>3752365

>>3752355
Perhaps also the fact that she is so frail and looks like she would break if you made love to her.

>>3752365
what? too TYPE-MOON for you?

I don't see a vagina on that picture, so no.

>>3752377
........

Is that a man?

>>3752377
LET THE DICKBEATING OLYMPICS BEGIN

>>3752309
How?

>>3752400
By gently having sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position, and ejaculating inside of her.

I couldn't have sex with a girl with bandages, I'd be too creeped out by infections and things.

>>3752419
You'd be even more creeped out when a bunch of sharp spikes burst from her body.

>>3752432
I would be quite shocked to be marked as evil.

>>3752436
Isn't it sad?

She genuinely loved you. She wanted to carry your child. But you had to ruin it by being evil.

>>3752459
I'm more shocked by how I reached this qualification. I mean I don't perform anything that can be marked as evil as I tend to think neutral thoughts at worst.

>>3752465
You post on 4chan.

>>3752466
I don't see how this act alone is anymore inherently evil than posting on any other image board or forum.

>>3752469
It just is. Caren's body speaks for itself.

>>3752487
Well it's possible there is some other entity in the room, e.g. deceased father's soul or some such. After all, had I fathered a daughter and were a soul when some man were about to take her screaming into womanhood, you can damn well be sure I'd be there to make sure said male was worthy. If not Unlimited Haunt Works.

>>3752512
Being haunted by Kotomine is impossible. When compared to his overpowering soul, brimming with the light that is malevolent will, you would be the ghost.

>>3752512
>implying Caren hasn't already been sent "screaming into womanhood"

Oh, anonymous.

>>3752465
>>tend to think neutral thoughts at worst.

THINKING INSTEAD OF ACTION? SLOTH

DO YOU NOT KNOW IT ONLY TAKES A FEW GOOD MEN TO TURN A BLIND EYE FOR EVIL TO FLOURISH? YOU ARE GUILTY OF FAILING YOUR DUTY.

>>3752563
It is quite difficult to take action in response to the thought "That man is wearing a red shirt."

>>3752570

I SUSPECT YOUR LIFE CONSISTS OF MORE THAN JUST MEN IN RED SHIRTS, ANONYMOUS. AND IF IT DOES CONSIST ENTIRELY OF THAT YOU ARE GUILTY OF HOMOSEXUALITY.

>>3752577
That was an example of that the thoughts I make tend to be objective facts, if I'm not making a thought I'm acting on. After all fantasizing about something and not acting on those thoughts is quite inefficient.

Can Caren even bear children?

>>3752570

But if you have a red shirt then you are already dead.

>>3752611
Get back to the transporter room, Ensign.

>>3752589
YOU DARE QUESTION ME? CLEARLY YOU ARE LACKING IN HUMILITY, PRIDE BEFORE A FALL.

NO CAREN FOR YOU.

>>3752626
Well, not like it matters, with her being in a different plane of existence than I.

>>3752634

LACK OF FAITH, BURN THIS ONE.

>>3752641
Faith? No, not a lack a faith, but merely one who has tasted realities cruel hand time and time again. After all such a thing would require a miracle. And I should know best of all that things such as miracles simply can not exist. That simply is part of their nature as a miracle.

Kotomine was a horrible douche, and Caren likes to pick on people's weak points.

I'm starting to think it's something genetic.

>>3752634
What? No, she exists here.

Look, I've got a picture of me and her, right here.

>>3752651
gb2/4dayloop/ or /dead/ which ever you prefer, Avenger.

>>3752647
>>not a lack a faith
>>miracles simply can not exist

BY YOUR LOGIC I'M NOT A WITCH HUNTER BECAUSE I'M NOT WEARING A WIDE BRIMMED HAT.

OH WAIT.

I AM.

SUCKS TO BE YOU, HERETIC.

>>3752653
At least I got some sweet Caren pussy.

Feels good, man.

>>3752674
I don't follow your logic, could you break it down into more concrete steps so one such as I could seek enlightenment?

>>3752675
Too bad you aren't canon, Avenger.

>>3752686
wat

>>3752686
You know what else isn't canon?

A good end for Lancer. Or Bazett, for that matter.

>>3752690
Stop trolling Naesala.

>>3752704
>A good end for Lancer.
Hey man, we've never received official word on F/UC's cannonicity so I'll still hang on to that thread of hope so long as I still draw breath.

>>3752681

THERE IS ONLY ONE STEP, THAT STEP IS GOD.

AND THE HOLY TRINITY OF THE SON, THE FATHER AND THE HOLY GHOST.

>>3752718
I guess it's also possibly canon that Luvia went to Japan just to troll the grail war and challenge Rin, right?

>>3752720
But I'm a catholic like every irishman, sir.

>>3752726
Yes. There are an infinite number of worlds in the Kaleidoscope, ergo anything is possible.

>>3752739
Since they are cousins, what's to say in that particular version of events they didn't meet when they were younger.

>>3752729
But it's kind of impossible since she shouldn't have met Rin until after the war.

>>3752739
"Infinite possible continuities" means that everything that could happen will happen eventually, whether it makes sense within the context of the realities we see (F/SN's three routes) or not.

>>3752741
Is one of those possible continuities one where I teleport into the universe and sleep with all the Type-Moon girls?

>>3752746
>anything possible
>you having sex

>>3752746
Unless you are a transcendent being capable of hopping dimensions and universes at will, no.

>>3752750
>>3752749
Could happen. The possibilities are infinite, after all.