/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gym class!

Touch the cow. Do it now.

Reminder that this month is Nonstop Nut November!
Let loose and go nuts!

One Akaname + Kejourou hybrid mamano wife, please.

>>37243054
I'll do some laps with onee-san.

Winter is truly here. How are things for Wendy and her friends/family/town?

>>37243355
throw kraken in too for good measure

Hey, I want a K.A.T. gf
Kraken
Angel
tentacle
I need that extra flying rape with be not afraid holiness

I want to get a mind breaking kiss that makes me drop to my knees and then have my head showed into her crotch to kiss her other "lips"!

Are there any cute Kobold MMD dances around on niconico or anywhere else?

>>37244008
What if I'm empowered by eros so she can't mindbreak me and I keep demanding to go on a date with her?

>>37244075
You’ll have enough lilim spaghetti to open up your own italian restaurant

>>37244056
I can try making some using koikatsu later. I'd recommend keeping tabs on this thread or the next and ctrl + F "MMD"

>>37244109
>"Shit, shit shit"
>"What do I do??"
>"Mom just told me to mind break them and turn them into a good husband"
>"Do I... Do I accept?"
>"I can't just rape him! No, I'm not a common succubus am I?"
>"what do humans even do when they go on a "date"?"
>Meanwhile anon is just standing there while the lilim is blushing while trying to speak but all she does is stutter
Delicious Lilim spaghetti

I, uh, found this cat. What should I do?

>>37244149
She's still on the clock so you should take her back out to work.

>>37244149
Take her home, free cat

>>37244170
>The government doesn't want you to know this but you can take cat girls home. They're free. I have 6 cat girls.

>>37244179
You can take most monsters home with you, they’ll be hella confused that a cute boy is taking them home, but you can do it

>>37244179
>The government doesn't want you to know
Is this actually some reverse psychology? It would be in government's interest to keep streets clean from horny and lonely catgirls, making all kinds of trouble

>>37244198
>Take a Wight with you home
>She's super confused but just rolls with it.

>Welcome human... you have done well do make it this far

>>37243015
What’s the deal with green skins again?

>>37244214
>>in the wight’s head
> Is this the real life?
>Is this just fantasy?

>>37244226
You can grab them by the bunch

>>37244221
>you have done well do make it this far
>"I live like 15 minutes away, you know that right?"

>>37244179
I took home an 8 ft tall poilce automaton I found patrolling my street

>>37244332
>Reformatting...
>Registering [Anon] as new admin
>Installing Wife personality.exe
>Installing sex_acts.DLL

>>37244316
She wants to do the "final eneby thing"
fighting her minions and "4 generals", traversing her complex castle fill with all kinds of evil stuff, all of that
Let her do her thing!

>>37244371
>eneby
YOU FOOL, SHE HAS AWOKEN!

>>37244396
>goverment assigned hakus that break in and rape you for making grammar mistakes

>>37244370
>>Installing sex_acts.DLL
> it’s a 5TB download

You know how years ago LN did that sketch of a lich saying "guilty"?
We should getb one of a hakutaku that says "Wrong!"

Hi guys, Legitwho here. Just dropping by to say Andy's misadventures ch5 is coming soon probably this week, for those who are interested.

>>37244482
Neat.

>>37244436
I imagined her saying it like Lex Luthor in that scene.

>>37244436
And getting CAVED by the Hakutaku?

>>37244198
>a massive dragon emerges from the back of the cave, belching smoke and roaring that no human will ever take her treasure
>wait for her to get as close as possible
>drop your sword and give her a little kiss on the nose
>stunned, she immediately shifts back into monstergirl form and raises a hand to her face
>pick her up and carry her home before she can recover her spaghetti

I'm willing to accept my fate as a mana battery for a covent of Dark Mages, even if it means being turned into a shota with a foot-long, soda can-thick dong.

>>37244642
>Call the neighbors, I want them to see this.

>>37244642
>tfw ywn be the boytoy of the kissy mages
>ywn get covered in a rainbow of lipstick everyday
>ywn have enough hickins to make people think that a kraken got you
>ywn get mindbroken by a deep french kiss that nearly sucked your soul out
>Ywn get so trained that just the sight of their lips gets you rock hard
>ywn get dressed in clothes that show off all the hickies and kisses you've gotten that day

>>37244540
imagine hearing that before she smashes the door open

grammar haku and her best friend, a green featherd owl girl called lingo-chan

>>37244805
>ywn get mindbroken by a deep french kiss that nearly sucked your soul out
>"Sweetie, if you think that felt good, wait until you see what these luscious lips can do down here~"
>she grabs your bulge while licking her lips

Fat, fertile monsters better watch out! If I see one, I'm raping her on the spot, no matter who's watching! She's not walking away with anything less that three fertilized eggs!

>>37245006
>just three
rookie numbers

>>37245010
I mean, it's just a minimum. No way am I stopping at that.

>Chief Hanlon, CHIEF HANLON! This is urgent. But I must take Agent Forsythe home with me and engage in romance with him. I am aware it is No Nut November, but Agent Forsythe is experiencing rectal and genital aches due to him not masturbating for nearly three weeks straight. He started not nutting since last month! Please Chief Hanlon, you must authorize me to take him home with me!

Well anons, what do you do in this situation? Allow it or not?

>>37245029
shoot for the stars and you'll impregnate most of them

>>37244198
Stupid batcat comes out of her stupid lair with that idiot look on her stupid mug. She goes
>ooooh I will eat you now
Walk up to that imbecile and tell her in her stupid face
>shut up idiot, you are my wife now
Grab her by her dumb legs, toss her over your shoulder, smack that idiotic juicy ass and take her home. While she's still stunned like the stupid sexy idiot she is.

You know what we need?
one of those happy "true love" smiles on a usually smug bitch monster

>>37245006
There goes another bloodline

>Captured by a vampire
>Vampire decides she'll give you as a reward to the ghouls living in the castle basement
>Mere seconds before becoming a chew toy a dhampir comes to your recuse
>After being recused and trying to walk home you suddenly feel a heavy hand on your shoulder
>"I hope you weren't thinking that a simple thank you would be enough for saving you"

Dhampirs don't work for free.

>>37245201
>tfw dhampirs ruin your brutal rape fetish

>>37245212
If you want, she doesn't have to be gentle.

>>37243015
Wilmarina makes me uncomfortable

I like the idea of the DLs husband having hobbies

>>37245249
Can't have boners about married women anon.

>>37245224
it just ain't the same if the one saving me is the one thats gonna brutally rape me cause I asked

>>37245265
Do you think he hunts down and delivers men his daughters are intrested in?

What would be a dramatic scene with a pharaoh?
I had this one idea of her personally coming to "arrest" the man she wants and people are mistaking it for an execution

>>37245332
nope, they got to do that on their own, the lazy neets also need to get out the house more

>>37245006
Its a pipe fox and a rabbit
There's no way they're not having at least triplets each, and they're definitely not stopping at one pregnancy.

>>37245381
god this dumb meme is starting to get tiresome

>>37245265
>hero invades demon lord's castle
>busts open a door
>finds DLs husband wood cutting room
>husband thinks hero is a a visitor and is eager to show off his things
>some time later, when the guards show up, husband and hero are getting along well
>he sends hero home with a souvenir and a smile on his face

>>37245265
>he draws, woodcrafts and plays instruments without pants, because his coomer wife can't go on without his dick for 5 minutes
How much you want to bet Lilith-sama already has enough mana to finish her plan, but pretends not to, so she can keep getting railed 22 hours a day?

>>37245332
>Be anon
>minding own buisness
>Suddenly big armored dude breaks down door, martches in
>Anon is terrified as a knight-guy looks him over before nodding.
>"Welcome to the family, son-in-law!"
>WUT.JPG
>dragged out door and into portal before awnsers can be had
>dropped in front of excited white haired/winged demoness
>"thank you, father!"
>Armored man gives a thumbs up as he leaves
>Still have no idea whats going on.

>>37245117
Need more smug lewd brats smiling gently after a good slow dicking

>>37245006
>young monsters hunt anons through seduction and rape
>fat hags get hunted by anons with ice cream bait and breeding

>>37245457
>all the paintings in the castle were made by him while he was fucking his wife and the ones he made when he impregnated her look exactly how the new lilim would look like grown up

>>37245361
How about a varient of breaking the pharaohs control while shouting "A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!"?

Moon rabbits are absolutely fucking useless, only good for their sex appeal.

>>37245201
>Turns out that Dhampir is the Vamp's sister and makes you have a 3 way with her and the Vamp embarrassing her sister by making her pop out more Dhampirs.
>Wind up having a whole family of them and pissing off the local Vamp population.

>>37245517
>pharaoh doesn't realize she's talking to a deaf man

>>37245517
What if the pharaoh is subissive?

>If you want to emigrate to this country you must worship foxes.

>>37245386
Sneak contraceptives in their food before they turn anon's family into rabbits and foxes

>>37245623
But foxes are considered pests where I come from, I cannot worship pests

I like the thought of the DL's husband doing paintings of his wife.

>>37245361
Anon accidentally wakes up a pharaoh and believes that she wants to suck his soul out. He can't be convinced otherwise.

>>37245623
is this I have to do to get a green card?

>>37245623
There's been a misunderstanding, I'm just passing though on the way to Dragonia.

>>37245623
>Marry the head matriarch
>Have 5 sons in a row
>Humans inherit her estate
>Rule over the fox sluts

>>37245623
then pass up the oldest and fattest one so I can worship her

>>37243015

>>37245743
When you get to dragonia and they demand you worship dragons:
>There's been a misunderstanding, I'm just passing though on the way to Royal Makai.

>>37245249
Better than her Roper Queen friend

>>37245837
>implying the foxes will let you go

>>37245623
No, I want to emigrate elsewhere.

>>37245623
where is Haglandia?

>>37245837
Ah, so you are a succubus worshiper then?

Enough is enough

http://poal.me/mr69l8

>>37245870
Only if said dungeon is my bedroom.

>>37245869
>There's been a misunderstanding, I'm just passing though on the way to Court Alf.

Mamono Mana enters Gensokyo. What changes?

I want to be the chief God's chosen hero just so I can pathetically job to first level's miniboss. I don't care if it's the wolf bandit in the tiny woods or the cat thief in the pleasant meadows, I'll be thier first victory.

>>37245921
youkai steal and eat semen instead of people

>>37245921
Half the population is named Yakumo after a few generations

>>37243015

>>37245921
Incidents are solved by throwing a single male at the perpetrator.

>>37245948
>reimu herself makes an incident due to still being single and having to give so many men away to youkai

Who are you guys voting for in the Cuddle Kingdom's upcoming election?

>>37245980
the new clown in town, she seems funny

>>37245921
more ass n more tiddy

>>37243015

>>37243711
The ones old enough to swing an axe are out with Papa gathering firewood, while Mama Wendi takes the little ones into town for McSelkies and a spa day

>>37245980
The incumbent Yeti has got to go, she just eats ice cream and cuddles her daki all day!

>>37246017
Jessica Rabbit?

>>37243015

>>37246111
Kikis with weapons are the best
>"K-kiki, sweetie? Why is there a machine pistol hidden behind the coffeemaker?"
>"You never know when you might need these kinds of things, Mastah! Now just go get comfortable, breakfast will be ready soon..."

>>37246302
Kiki must always be prepared for shog incursions, you laugh, she laughs, the toaster laughs, she shoots the toaster, all in god fun

>>37246322
>tfw the mirror continues laughing when you stop

>>37245938

I think we should all accept our elf overladies

>>37246357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiBHj8Xs4sg

>>37246375
>tfw no lazy gaphag wife
>ywn be her daki

>>37246433
What's that weapon called?

>>37246433
>tank and a healing potion fountain
nice, now I don't spend so many points in healing spells and can learn offensive magic

>>37246379
Only if they're brown.

>>37246379
If she doesn't have huge biceps and rock-hard abs, she's not the boss of me.

>>37246379
no, I do what I want cause I am an adult

>>37246449
fried chicken leg dipped in cheese sauce

>>37246449
pretty sure that's an egg beater

>>37246546
>>37246568
Both wrong. That's a Moo-orning Star.

>>37246327
?

>>37246473
>boys learning offensive magic
They really do come up with the most amusing ideas

>>37246596
KLAK

>>37246599
I learned how to use bubble magic and fire magic together as well as comboing sprakle spell with a small mana nuke

>>37246599
I am not a boy, I just turned 18

>>37244112
Thanks. I'll look out for it.

>>37246707

>After her monsterization, she constantly keeps her husband (her childhood friend/servant) by her side, telling him “You do understand your place, don’t you?”, and whenever she gets horny, she’ll casually bring him inside, and enjoy her life as an inma sucking him dry in private to her heart’s content!
>It should be noted that Mob Dark Brave-chan has a habit of entwining her fingers around her husband’s penis while she is reading a book, enjoying a cup of tea, or relaxing
I wish I were that guy, Dark Brave-chan is great.

>>37246768
Bapho is more likely to humor the boy and call him onii-chan than treat him like a little boy and admit she's his senior.

http://poal.me/vg17es

>>37246825
she's too OP

How meaty is too meaty?

>>37243015
What is Nuptial November ?

>>37246540
>>37246707
>not even 3 digits of age
>I-I’m an adult

Apparently some people missed it in the last thread, so I'm reposting the Harpy Watcher's Codex here. I'm including a Mega link as well as an Itch link (both are free, the Itch link will let you get updates if we add more content to it).

>Crow Harpy
>Dove Harpy
>Parrot (kind of racist) Harpy
>Bonebreaker Harpy

People have liked it, it seems, so we'll probably do more entries.

https://outismedia.itch.io/harpy-watchers-codex
https://mega.nz/file/F84nHaIY#YAtblI5n46ZmqsacBSPgpFKd32qQTueczarnCOQbc4w

Please enjoy and sorry for the spam in advance.

>>37246892
>>not even three digits of age
Thank god, I am not as old as dirt

>>37246896
>Parrot (kind of racist) Harpy
give me the gamer bird

>>37246890
>nuptial
>nŭp′shəl, -chəl
>adjective
>1. of or relating to marriage or the marriage ceremony
>2. characteristic of or occurring in the breeding season

Guys please help me! I am a Chief Duty Officer of the Demon Realm Navy and my ship's Captain is probably going crazy!!! She maybe a cute Siren, but she, for whatever reason. Has gone bonkers, she is ranting raving about her Ten Million Dollar plan, I think? And also because how some Magic Girl Heroine ruined her bedsheets. Please, she was cute and quirky initially. But it was getting annoying and now just terrifying. Oh I did bring this up to the high command, but they just laughed at me and said I can cure her by having sex with her.

No! No sir and ma'am. I am not sticking my dick in crazy! And next thing you know she somehow is going to shoot Death Star Laser at a Human Realm and call it beautiful. Please anons, help me!!! And help her seek professional help!

>>37246896
I paid 5 bucks for this, would like to see more.

>>37246930
Thunk u veri Mutch, Myss Sensai.

>>37246896
Dove made my heart melt

>>37246930
>tfw ywn have a tutorial haku following you around,teaching you how to deal with monsters and how to please women in bed

>>37246973
the ultimate marriage counselor.
not that that's in high demand with monsters.

>>37247038
What would a mamono marriage counselor's most common disputes be?
>shirohebi complaining that her husband glanced at another woman for half a second so he must be cheating
>vampire sulking about a dhampir being in the picture
>jubjub enraged that her husband wants a whole hour of the day without her bouncing on his cock

>>37246926
>Anon playing his vidya
>All is as it should be, including the sheer volume of racial slurs flying around
>Anon soon has a small flock of parrot harpies hanging outside of his window

>>37246896
>BB's entry
Jesus christ

>>37247098
thanks for validating my overall lack of curiousity

>>37247098
Think I'll sit this one out

>>37247038
no wonder she's following my dumbass around

Been out of the loop and I have a quick question: I've noticed that Dark Mage is often treated as the /ss/ species but I read her description and saw nothing in there showing her as a mommy or big sis type. Is the /ss/ part some sort of forced meme?

>>37247145
Yes

>>37247098
>Crow is cute
>Dove is adorable
>Parrot is entertaining
>Bonebreaker is vore creature

>>37247145
Pretty sure it's just a thread thing. But come on, look at this thing and tell me she's not into some fucked up stuff.

>>37247112
>>37247114
It's pretty wholesome, barring that one paragraph.

>>37247145
you could point to general folklore about witches predating on children but nothing from KC about it

>>37247145
>>37247205
Didn’t someone post a translated tweet a few days ago that they find this whole onee-san play with a shotafied husband really hot?

>>37247098
>>37247165
Not even the good kind of vore either where you're swallowed whole and alive and are super comfy inside.

>>37246379
I agree

>>37247245
they don't mind variety play. you could have an old man potion and they'd still be into it.

>>37247145
>From a KC tweet:
>The same goes for sexual proclivities derived from appearance. For example, if there is an onee ( monster girl ) shota couple, the man they fell in love with happened to be a shota (there may be cases where they were lured by protective desires, etc.).
>When you ask your husband to change into a shota form as part of your play, he becomes too cute and you become an acquired shota-con. It's because it' s his shota form that he's cute!
>This seems to be the pattern in many cases.

One wonders if certain monster species are more prone to becoming "acquired" shota-cons like this.

>>37247252
>sandworm really leaning into the 'i'll eat you alive!' thing to scare her husband-to-be

>>37247159
'Kay. I'm only into mommy and servant type monster girls and I don't like being duped.

>>37247281
All the ones that are usually bigger than the average man

>>37246890
I don't know, she says it involves a cocoon

>>37247346
You really can't trust the green ones.

Do male dwarves look like shotas

>>37247366
You really can trust the blue ones.

Will the parrot harpy sing sea shanties with me?

>>37247145
>Is the /ss/ part some sort of forced meme?
Yes. When the profile originally came out and before it was translated, people noticed sabbath is mentioned in the raw japanese text and jumped to the conclusion that they must be some kind of an anti-sabbath monster and kept forcing the meme even after the full translation came out.

>>37247394
That man has grabbed the wrong bit of worm anatomy

>>37247430
no, he grabbed the right bit

>>37246853
OP girls are my favorite.

>>37247394
T-those aren't booba!

>>37247410
Try the siren.

>>37247455
>genuinely work hard on becoming a worthy adventurer
>get defeated in one lazy hit by a smug warrior succ and mockingly raped
I hate the idea but moreso I hate how hot it is

>>37247470
Anything can be booba if you are delirious enough

>>37247482
But she’s not (kinda racist)

>>37246896
Short but nice, I enjoyed that

>>37247548
>"Yes, cunnilingus is part of your performance review."

>>37247098
>tell young harpies that if they don’t behave, the bone breaker will take away their hubbies
Totally won’t go wrong

>>37247455
Eldritch booba.

>>37247394
Rule of thumb for the MGE, if they're blue, purple or black in theme, you can trust them.

>>37247567
>ma'am please, I can't leave the gremlin alone in the server room for more than 5 minutes

>>37247567
I want a new job.
This is not worth $12/h

>>37247577
the best kind of booba

>>37247490
You clearly didn't work hard enough if you can't slap a bitch.

>>37247567
“I never knew we had famed Colonel Ingus working here! I loved his spots on the History Channel! Do you think he’ll sign my book?”

>>37247567
I stopped turning tricks on the street so I don't have to do this, That's it I am quitting

>>37243015

>>37246433
I want to breed an entire army of battle cattle.

>>37247490
>study magic for years
>get as good as you think you can before heading out for adventure
>learn summoning, restraint magic, teleportation, and then some
>first quest
>see a succubus with a Big Fucking Greatsword
>demon realm silver, obviously
>one shots you with it before you can even cast a spell or summon a companion
>rapes you senseless
its not even worth it, bros

>>37247567
>anon just wanted a normal office job
>now he’s the floor’s communal bitch boy (husband)
>instead of doing reports, he’s eating out HR
>instead of coffee runs, he’s being ridden in the break room
>instead of moving up the ladder, he’s being groped and shown off at business functions
>everyday he leaves tired and covered in lipstick marks
>at least he gets payed

>>37247567
Whats that? Some sort of team-building exercise?

>>37247490
>>37247640
She'll at least stroke your hair and tell you you tried your hardest once she's done

>>37247692
why is this nun a decapod

>>37247640
Maybe
Maaaaaybe
Maybe you should have accepted the human race is made to be healsluts and learned healing magic instead

Good morning!

>>37247567
If cunnilingus is part of my performance review, then vore is part of the feedback section.

>>37247751
Good morning sir

>>37247748
Nah, I wasn't made to be a healslut, I was made far too reckless for that fate

>>37247751
>happy
She looks more stoned desu

>I walk around with a really cool cross on my neck all the time
>if I got MGE’d surely I’d be hunted by monster nuns, monsters that want to corrupt believers and parties in search for a potential candidate to learn healing magic just for that
>even though I want to be a mage
What other things you can wear to attract a particular kind of monster

>>37247644
IT'S PAID, NOT PAYED

>37247753

>>37247835
>Anon got extra raped by the office haku that day

>>37247844
It got deleted before you responded.

>>37247717
Easier to run down the sinners

>>37247813
Succ Police will get you and notify your momster for that
If you don’t have one the government will select a lilim for you

>>37247870
>government mandated Momsters
I, for one, welcome our new Monstergirl overlords.

>>37247753
Not gonna lie, that second and third panel are getting me hot and bothered. The rest of this looks like shit though.

>>37247870
Stop making me want to rebel even more, I know what to learn the dangerous magiks for the hell of it

You are now the owner of:
>a piece of pocket lint
>a few crumpled receipts from the grocery store
>two (2) fairies
>a half-empty pack of sugarfree gum
What do choose to do with these items?

>>37247870
Fuck that, I’m learning the explosion Magics and none of you can stop me

>>37247935
Chew the fairies, fuck the gum, stuff the lint in my dick, and ignore the receipts.

>>37247944
That’s it. Deporting you to the boy school next to St. Kikimora’s Maid Institute. Surely they will be able to reeducate you

>>37247980
>alps galore

>>37243015

>>37247870
Ohh, I’m so scared, what they gonna do, scold me til I nut?

>>37247935
I like this artist, and I like sex with fairies.

>>37248003
If they don't sexually assault men, but they will gladly carry out forced marriages so that men will obey the denizens of the sea!

>>37248001
He said the next school, not the institute itself. The tweet specified the boys in that institute are the alps

>>37247870
The succ police need to stop eating donuts if they want to catch me and I don’t have a momster cause I ain’t a loser

>>37247980
I’m too cool for school

>>37248064
>mock succ police
>they shoot you with demon silver bullets
>now you have to watch them rape you AND eat donuts
good news is you now have momsters

>>37248089
This is police brutality!

>>37245600
It gets evened out when the vamp starts popping out vamp daughters. I'm still not clear on the fine details of dhampir reproduction, I assume they birth dhampirs but do they also have vampire daughters to even out the population ratio a bit?

Why are you not in the fucking kitchen?

>>37248250
>Uhh… who are you?

>>37248125
>police brutality
>when all they’re doing is give you the love and affection you clearly need
Don’t be rude anon, bad boys don’t get donuts

>>37243015

>>37248269
Sweets are ligma

>>37248273
Miia is biased and bad, show me to the hors barn

>>37248250
need to be strong monster girl's househusband

>>37248269
They gotta make me! I will never fold!

>>37243015

I don't need a big monster to protect me because I'm a strong independant man

>>37248273
the snake lies
all monsters are S tier

>>37248269
Bring a box of donuts to your nearest police station to thank the policewomen for protecting your streets.
>>37248283
It's unusual to offer a lollipop to a policewoman, but she will take it.

>Apparently men are excellent mana batteries
>Despite this, monsters refuse to lost men officially train as anything but healsluts
They fear our power! Rise up and take control of our fate with Fire, lightning, ice and arcane!

>>37246155
Casseiopeia

>>37248399
Ligma balls lmao, dumb cop

>>37248413
>Ligma statements are punishable by up to 25 years of sugma

>>37248413
She will and you don't get to make her stop, she will finish when she decides it's time.

>>37248441
Don’t tell me sugadese is 50 years of deez

>>37243015

>>37248382
Translation
>I am a weak little boy that needs his oneesan right now

>>37248465
No, it’s 75 years of bofa

>>37243106
Slowly falling in love with your holstaur neighbor!

>letting the cops rape you

>>37244409
I'm from the south so she'd likely have a stroke the first time she heard me speak.

>>37248529

>>37248491
What?

>>37248405
i will summon SO MANY DEMONS, ANGELS AND ELDRITCH ABOMINATION
probably promptly get raped by them and end up with a harem of ancient evils, but we'll see

If you marry an Amazoness, this is the size and physique difference you will have to deal with. Prepare to have people laugh at you.

>>37248491
if you plead guilty, they can lower it to 20 years of masaj

>>37248581
its normal, why would people laugh?

>>37248551
Say hi to the gator gals for us.

>>37248589
whats masaj?

>>37248600
That you married a skinny womanlet (by Amazoness standards).

>>37248627
masaj this dick gamer

>>37248529
I'd rather get raped by this cop

>>37248689
That cop really needs to stop eating donuts from that holst shop

>>37248405
all I am gonna do is cast make everything female in that general direction lactate and kaboom

>>37243015
I've got a fever and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL

>>37248743
All the cops in town are like that, anon.

>>37248822

>>37248634
How should a proper Amazoness look like?

>>37248689
i dont think your preference is a factor anon

What would a prostitute monsterize into?
And would you wife her once she's transformed?

>>37248922
but they told me at the station that I could ask to get raped by a certain cop, Did they lie?

>>37248945
its not rape if you literally ask for it

>>37247935
>ask them if they know any shrinking magic
>tell them I want to be a little over half their height
>spend the night sandwiched between them

>>37248990
butterfly wings are S tier, as well as bat/succ wings. Angel wings are also in the same place, depending on who they're on. Muliple sets of angel wings on a powerful, strong, big tiddy angel, good. Single set on a weak angel, B tier at best

>>37248529
but I want to be raped by someone in a position of authority

>>37249015
what about dragon wings?

>>37248842
How to get to plump town? Gonna commit a crime there

>>37249051
go to any notamerican city

>>37249027
A tier, bigger the better

>>37248928
>What would a prostitute monsterize into?
See pic related
>And would you wife her once she's transformed?
Yes

I am posting so lewd, lets hope the police don't arrest me for this!

>>37249134
The competition isn't who can flip or pin the other first
But who can resist cumming first

>>37248557
Bofa these tits in your face

>>37247366
She's making a compelling argument anon.

>>37249078
i love the polygamy horse's design but i really dont like harems :(

>>37249134
>>37249170
>It's me, Anon.Y.Mous
>I've come across a strange ritual performed by dragons
>They lock tails together to find which one is the quicker shot in a group
>The poor dragon that is the quickest shot is teased by the others
>But dragons cum pretty easy anyways, the difference is literally milliseconds apart
>the longest I've seen I have seen a dragon resist is 3 seconds and the shortest is a 1/4 of a second

>>37249282
>>37249170
This is what happens when dragons haven't got laid in centuries

>>37249134
ENTER

>>37248928
Succubus, yes

>>37249312
FAT

>>37249227
an example of S tier wings

>>37249274
Look, she was a whore in her past. Hundreds of dicks took up residence in her pussy. When Mrs. Lilim learned this, she knew the only way that said whore could compensate for this shortcoming to her future husband is for her future husband to have a harem such that he could shove his dick in multiple pussies. So, Mrs. Lilim monsterized her into a bicorn. Not only do bicorns have two pussies, but they naturally desire to form harems for their husband. In this way, the whore's future husband will have numerous pussies to enjoy just like the whore enjoyed multiple dicks.

>>37248907
Rich Piana with tits.

>>37249363
thats cool but im still not fond of polygamous relationships

>>37249310
>they often settle disputes this way
>with a dragon referee even
>I once even the queen herself join one of these events
>the poor lass couldn't even handle a single touch without drenching the floor
>It also seems like the base is sensitive but the tip is extra sensitive but is off lilimts
>Its cheating for them and what they try to do is reach the base of their opponents tail and molest it

>>37249387
You'll learn to like it.

>>37249387
Hire a flayer to shape her evil bicorn brain into a pure unicorn brain

>>37249324
Roast it on an open fire then eat it

>>37249413
no but unicorns are too pure
i still want the lewd

>>37248581
She is just a humanized tiger, not a real woman.

>>37249414
NO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SOME PERFECTLY GOOD TAIL TO MOLEST

>>37249423
It's full of JUICY MEAT

>>37249439
>t. Too much of a coward to go in R A W

>>37249495
>>37249439
People like you is why I can't see some fat tails on lizard girls

>>37249417
Rehire the flayer to shape her pure unicorn brain into a kind-of-pure, kind-of-evil abomination that speaks latin backwards and stands on the ceiling at night, staring at you

Time for another game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Black Harpy
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Jabberwock


Who you got /mgt/?

>>37249504
You misunderstand me, Anon, when I say “raw”, I mean “still attached”

>>37249516
fuck the fat old tanuki, marry her, kiss her and make many kids with her

>>37249528
That's not how the game works.

>>37249516
Yes

>>37249534
give me fat old tanuki

Is your wife good at apologizing and how does she do it?
A new commission from Nav, he always impresses me with just how damn fast he is.

>>37249516
Just wock my shit up.

>>37249611
See >>37249534

>>37249608
>how does she do it
Desperate crying paizuri while screaming “gomenasai gomenasai gomenasai” over and over and over deaf to your orgasmic moans and telling her you forgive her as you start crying from the overhelming softness and emptying balls

>>37249659
>she realizes she overdid it and has to apologize again
>thus, Anon gets trapped in an endless loop

>>37249608
with nunplay where she gets spanked, tied up, and gets cleansed by the holy dick

>>37249608
What did this wock do that requires an apology?

>>37249712
Tentacles ate all of anon’s leftovers he was saving in the fridges

>>37249511
perfect

>>37249516
>marry the jabberwock
>fuck the harpy
>kiss the danuki
i read that jabber doujin recently and i think i have a new favourite, up there with flayers

>>37249712
Tentacle sucked your dick in front of the class during a presentation. (You) are now the school’s fapbait

>>37249766
she doesn't need to say sorry for that, she just made one of my fetishes real

Which MGs do you think are always making physical contact with their husbands but without being overly clingly like Hebis, but more as a show of dominance and ownership? By that I mean, she will not cling her arm around yours all day, she will cling it but only when walking together or something like that. But will still keep you in her sight and making physical contact. Like you are having a talk or just watching something and she just places her hand/paw in your shoulder or giving you somewhat forceful taps as she talks.

>>37249659
That sounds like something a stacked Oomukade would do.
>>37249704
Nothing like a bit of repentance play!
>>37249712
She said a gift I got her is stupid since she's an adorable tsundere and doesn't know how to be honest about that, the chocolates are an apology but little does she know I can see right through her anyway. I plan to commission her wearing the gift at some point

>>37249608
>smile and take box from jabber
>open it and it's filled with empty wrappers
>look at her and she's trying to hide chocolate stains on her mouths

>>37249844
You mean besides Hellhounds?

>>37249608
dragons
>wing and tail holds

>>37249844
Ocelomeh, their culture frowns upon PDA so they'd have to use more 'mundane' contact to replicate it. They could pass off having a paw on their husband's shoulder as keeping him on a short leash, or displaying dominance, even when they want to cuddlejump him.

>>37249940
meant for>>37249844

>>37243015

grabbd by the crabb

>>37249959
>PDA

Translation?

>>37246433
She's CUTE!

>>37250142
public displays of affection

>>37250142
Prongle dongalonga aeohah

>>37250142
personal data assailant

>>37249312
Lizard-type MGs really have a good deal going, any excess fat is stored in their tail, when it becomes too much they can detach it and grow another, easiest way to diet.

>>37250193
that sucks, I love monsters with a bit of pudge

*blocks your path*

>>37250226
Boo, monster armor should be made so its wearer is still molestable

>>37250226
>>that armor bulge
either she's pregnant or she's bulked way too much

>>37250226
I cast “Call fat”

>>37250246
She casts "cry". You 'win', dickhead.

>>37250226
time to cut some straps

>>37250237
Nah. Decently dressed monster girls look better. See helltaker.

>>37250226
I call her cute and say her armor looks nice on her.

>>37250287
You can still molest through cloth. Plate, not so much.

>>37250267
Awesome, what’s the loot?

>>37249959

So this menas handholding and arm clinging can actually be publicly done by Ocelomehs on the excuse of "escorting" or "arresting" the husband?

>>37250296
not with that attitude, you can't

>>37250311
guilt and a heavy weight on your conscience

>>37250226
>knock the belly plate three times
>"CLANK, CLANK, CLANK"
>"ANYONE IN THERE?"
>"SHE'S BARREN"

>>37249959
How awkward do you think it is when oclomehs have to give their daughters “the talk” about how it’s okay to be lovey with their mates?

>>37250327
Sweet, bonus recoil damage to any mind reading attacks.

>>37250327
Sounds lame, gonna sell it to some nuki

>>37250327
>>37250267
>>37250246
>>37250348
>manistruethemonster.png

>>37250346
>>37250348
Mean, inconsiderate boys all suffer the same fate

>>37250226
can I get some milk, miss guard?

>>37250384
I cast “sorry, not into clowns”

>>37250384
Clown shenanigans?

>>37250397
That spell is only available to good boys.

>>37250391
Her milk is too strong for you, traveler.

>>37250384
>Just realized the Bogie is about to snuff out the candle.
That boy really is in danger.

>>37250422
Yet I can cast it, therefore, I am the goodest boy.
Clowns have no power over me

>>37250423
I came here, starving, thirsty, and in need of help and I was told to get stronger. Guess I'll just use the little bit of strength I have left to drag myself to an unseen corner so I may pass over

>>37250434
>this anon was later honked until his mind was filled with honk

>>37250422
I shout "that's my purse" and kick her in the testicles.

>>37250384
what if I am only acting mean so I can get this fate?

>>37250423
Please I need the milk

>>37250384
>free bogie
gonna call many monsters fat to get many bogies

>>37250226
Time to enact plan "pop a shota potion and act like scared child to distract her and let me pass"

>>37250488
Not only do they press you on current charges, they make up some of their own

>>37250513
SO bogies are basically the mean police?

What monster would be most likely to molest in you in public if you were in a crowded place, who would molest you in a wide open place?

How do you deal with a haku that's a little too "hands-on" with you?

>>37250673
Put your hands on them