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Don't delude yourself anonymous, not even gayness will save you from roneryness.

No, never.

As long as the other one is cute enough, sure.
And by cute enough I mean Jun-like.

>>3718413
No. There are some things I would rather die a virgin than do. Fuck a fat chick is one, fuck a dude is another. A cat is fine too.

Not even for Jun Watarase.

If you can put on an Alice dress and look more or less like this, then sure.

>>3718435

Hit up gay clubs. My friend took me to one once and there were alot of traps there.

>>3718437
Yeah, but were they good traps?

Not once.

And after seeing that, I wouldn't be able to eat it ;_;

I dress up in girls clothes in hopes that some guy might notice me. But no guys ever come in my room so yeah.

anikiwithclosedeyes.jpg

>>3718440

One or two. Usually the asian traps are the good ones. White people tend to look like obvious drag queens.

I'm not entirely closed to it, but I'd much prefer to be with a girl. I think that emotions matter first, and if they're strong enough gender isn't an issue.

P.S. Just because you go gay doesn't mean men will find you attractive.

I could put on a dress with some makeup and still look hotter than most of the girls in California (with smaller shoulders and chin, too). I often fantasize about letting some horny NEET pin me down and fuck me like a little whore, and then sending the pictures to his parents so he gets kicked out.

>>3718455
Well, that's pretty weak, then. I'm not hitting up any gay bars if I'm not going to get >>3718435.

>>3718465
I'm not blond, but I've been told I have feminine hips.

>>3718470
Let's do it.

>>3718470

I wouldn't be turned off on the notion of fucking some femmy guy.

>>3718474
Who the fuck tells you that kind of thing?

hey guys am i a good enough trap

I think the answer is no

>>3718474
Blonde, brunette, whatever. As long as I can pretend it's a cute girl.

>>3718470

Ha ha! You are Homosexual!

Sometimes I think of going to my universities gay straight alliance and hook up with some guy just to have a relationship. But I don't think gay men would be attracted to me either...

>>3718492
Man, fishing for compliments isn't an attractive trait.

Yes, you'd be a good enough trap.

>>3718490
I was in band in HS. When the people were taking uniform measurements one of them mentioned it.

>>3718502

Its ok, I don't get them otherwise

>>3718502
He doesn't have to fish for them when I'm around, but I'm still sad he wont post more pantsu.

>>3718519
Hi Arc!

>>3718511

Hey, Shiel.

Would NEETs being gay fall under situational sexuality rather than homosexuality?

>>3718528

You mean 'Jailhouse Gay', bro.

>>3718523

How's the curry?

Speaking of curry when the hell is your kart coming back to SF?

>>3718532
Delicious as usual.

>>3718535
NEVER AGAIN IF YOU AREN'T PATIENT, YOUNG MAN.

>implying that gays would even want to be your friends

>>3718551

>>3718543

Excellent. Eat hearty.

>>3718551
>implying that even gays would want to be your friends
You misplaced your "even"

Use this for maximum damage

>>3718563
good even' to you to!

IF YOUHEI WAS MY FRIEND THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

/jp/ is truly the gayest board here, and that's including /y/.

>>3718599

We're just lonely...and we want something to fill that void

>>3718622
There's nothing wrong with being gay. You magically gain fashion sense and women like you, only you don't like them anymore.

If you're going to be this closet homosexual at least try dressing tastefully once in a while.

>>3718633

> There's nothing wrong with being gay.

Says you.

I can't believe you perpetuate this filth. Women and women living together in a magical fantasyland? BAN IT

>>3718543
what was the recipe for that curry? looks delicious.

>>3718599
I dunno, /a/ is pretty gay

My answer is no. Not because I find being gay offensive or anything, it's just that guys don't do it for me.

But hey if it rocks someones boat and is consensual I say more power to you. After all being lonely sucks and finding love is truely a wonderful thing. Reminds me I really need to get out dating again and forget about the ex already. It's hard to move on sometimes...

i don't loathe human contact so why would i?

>>3718673
>being lonely sucks and finding love is truely a wonderful thing
oh wow what a fag

It doesn't work that way, i may be bisexual but i still have as much human contact as any of you.
The only improvement is that some men may hit on you, and you dont have to do any work, but since i hate steriotypes i look pretty much like a normal (neet) guy, so nobody comes up to me.
I may have ocasional sex with some random guy when i go to a gay bar with that intention, but its just impersonal sex and doesnt feels like human contact, thats why i havent done it in 7 months.

>>3718668

I miss when there was a massive trap thread/ discussion/ circlejerk every night on /a/.

It sued to cross my mind from time to time, but was never really in the game plan.
When I ended my short NEET period and decided to drag my life kicking and screaming into the daylight, one aspect was to take care of my appearance from at times. My first initial attempts left me looking ridiculously metro and I hit on extensively... by men. Worse, my inexperience with human contact had left me incapable of recognizing that this was happening, sometimes leading me to inadvertently make things worse. Led to a lot of awkward shit.

>>3718523
This picture never ceases to amuse me, yet I know not why.

It used to cross my mind, but was never really in the game plan.
When I ended my short NEET period and decided to drag my life kicking and screaming into the light of day, one aspect was to take care of my appearance at times. My initial attempts left me looking ridiculously metro and hit on extensively... by men. Worse, my inexperience with human contact had left me incapable of recognizing what was happening, sometimes leading me to inadvertently make things worse. Led to a lot of awkward shit.

>>3718523
This picture never ceases to amuse me, yet I know not why.