/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love my life right now. If anything, I would tell myself to stop being a faggot and just start learning jap earlier.

>>3711498
>Would you still want have the same hobbies as you do now?
I've had these same "hobbies" for almost as far back as I can remember...

"Don't molest your little sister. She will tell them."

>>3711536
I'm going to need details.

>>3711540

Yeah, details would be excellent. I don't care if they are completely made up either.

Get a job. Don't play FFXI.

>>3711540
>>3711546

I posted about it ages ago. Go look for it in the archive. Naturally, I didn't get very far and got completely fucked over.

>>3711555
Are you the guy that saw her come out of the shower with nothing but a towel and then you ended up living with your uncle?

Go back to 2002 and tell myself "Don't go on American forums and start talking to American people exclusively."

>>3711563

No, the other one.

>>3711566
The one that fapped in his imoutos hand? I never heard what happened to that guy after the school project thing, was that you?

I would not give my past self advice. If I did, and he decided to act on it, that would effectively destroy my current existence.

>>3711570

No. Ended up with my grandfather, and they cut off contact completely.

Stop angsting and become the little girl already.

I'd tell myself to draw more often. And also--"turn in that essay, even if it's a day late".

>>3711579
I never heard this story.

>>3711570
What? I didn't hear this.

I'd tell myself to get into this life earlier.

"The 'fun' that you have by skipping school and doing drugs would not be diminished by actually studying and doing well in high school. You can indeed have both, you're smart, just apply yourself. Pay attention in math. Pay attention in chemistry. Pay attention in physics. Get a scholarship and get the fuck out of this province and go to a good university to study something worthwhile."

Goddammit.

I wouldn't change anything. I would just say try harder to find a job,save up your money and work harder in school.

>>3711670
>you're smart
And you think there's anything in this world which could ever count as "worthwhile"? Ha, ha.

>>3711659
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1375000

>>3711659
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1375000

>>3711694

I only meant entering into a field with more worth than my current program of study. Like a real degree with practical applications.

Id tell myself to invest in Ragnarok Online.

>>3711715
I remember that thread. How did it end in tears, seemed to end pretty well to me?

*Ahem*

>>3711498

I'd tell myself that I'm not strong enough to be the hero I want to become and that I'd have to man up more or face oblivion.

Seriously.

We'd then break past time and space and go on wacky me and my future self adventures.

>>3711659
here

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1375000#p1375003

Took me awhile to find it.

On your 15th birthday don't kiss her, you still don't know how it's done and it'll suck. 2 days later you'll have the chance to rape her, do what you want, both routes are bad ends.

Pay for that art homework, 2 years of NEET (and counting) aren't worth it. Oh, and stop skipping classes, you'll never see them again and she'll end up with a roids monster.

>>3711746
Stop that!

>>3711742
No one knows what much about what happened after that. He talked about helping her with a school project later and she grabbed his dick when she felt his boner. He also said she flashed him a couple times, but that's all we know as far as I've heard.

Don't kill yourself or i'll never be able to te

"don't have sex with her"
and
"don't put that up your ass"

>>3711759
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Kill yourself already you huge faggot. It only gets worse.

Do your work, study for class, stop staying up until 3:00AM, and stop popping your pimples or your face will end up deformed and covered in acne scars.

Here are winning lottery tickets. Buy google stocks, invest on some malls, build an internet cafe near a university, invest on cellphone companies, don't be faggot, be a man as soon as possible, get a girlfriend, fuck your hot cousins, faggot!

>>3711555
Wait, I don't think we got to hear the part where you got fucked over?

And I can't believe a sweet girl like Laura would tell. What a slut.

>>3711755
What's wrong now?

There's nothing like a true match between nue and me!

Go get your own waifu somewhere else!

>>3711555
Can you post a link? I looked, but I can't find anything.

>>3711793
LINKS WERE POSTED THREE TIMES IN THIS THREAD

>>3711791
Nue is no man's waifu!

>>3711803
But >>3711579 said it wasn't him.

Geh...

Don't bother with computer programming, it's not the career you want. Just because everyone wants you to go into science and engineering doesn't mean you have to.

"I am the bone of my sword."
And then I stab my younger self in the face.

"I understand you're new to this whole puberty thing, but don't try and get with your sister, brah. It will make for a very uncomfortable summer until you get sent to live with other family members."

Confess love to high school girl, no one will remember in a few years anyway.

Actually start exercising. Trust me, It'll be worth it.

>I love my life right now. If anything, I would tell myself to stop being a faggot and just start learning jap earlier.

Anyone else who says different is a closet normal who regrets their past.

>>3712166
Anyone who doesn't regret their past hasn't lived. Even NEETs should have some.

>>3712193
I have no regrets. This is the only path.

>>3712193
Why bother with regrets? You only live once.
Looking back and saying "Shit, I should've taken school more serious as a kid"-etc
Useless.

"Stop trying, it's never going to happen."

>>3712193
I regret ordering the curry instead of the Tso's chicken.

>>3711572
>I would not give my past self advice. If I did, and he decided to act on it, that would effectively destroy my current existence.
Agreed. I am also satisfied with myself, my life thus far and prospects for the future. Of the few regrets I do have, the situations taught me something or otherwise impacted the person I am today, which again, I am quite happy with and would not risk changing.

>>3711555
Anyone found this yet?

>>3711572
Except that it doesn't destroy your current existence. You cannot affect your present by changing the past. Either your present already accounts for the past, or the changes you make in the past create a spinoff universe.

"Don't reject that girl by destroying the letter she wrote to you on her face"

>>3713617
Did you... smash it against her face? I don't get it.

"Stop being such a faggot, I mean, seriously, geez.

"Learn Japanese, I'm sick of waiting for subpar localisations."

>>3713629
Obviously she wrote the letter on her face, and he destroyed her face. Classy.

>>3713641
What this guy said. While localization aren't half-bad, the waiting kills me. I mean, 5 years down the road, we have all these shiny new titles, yet only the old ones are ready to be released. Although, TLWiki has changed that a lot, quality seems to be more inconsistent.

>>3713648
>the waiting kills me

Tomoyo after will be out one day... And Narcissu second.
It's nice to dream ;_;

>>3712204
Pretty much. The way I see it, changing your past is like having superpowers. Sure, once in a while you fantasize about how cool it could be, but it will never happen, it is completely irrelevant to your reality, so there's no point to giving it any serious thought.

>>3711715
You know, reading this has actually made me miss Athens slightly. He's a shitty troll, but he was a hundred times better than the trolls /jp/ has now.

>>3711572
That's not how hyper dimensions work. Lurk more.

"Fuck the German class, do japanese."

>>3714767
>"Fuck the German class, do japanese."
FFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU BETTER WEAR CONDOM CUZ CHILD SUPPORT IS A BITCH XD

I'd go three weeks back and tell myself not to lay my computer next to me when I take my bath.
Fucking thing fell down and broke.
Otherwise, there's really nothing better I could do.
I guess I could go back enough and tell my father to continue getting involved in politics instead of retiring to raise me.

"Don't go to Thailand in summer 2008 with your friend since she's got a boyfriend who's too poor to go with her. Save it for a trip to Japan in summer 2010."

At least I learn from previous experiences.

dont copy that floppy

>>3714852
>implying anyone ever gave a fuck if you copied a hundred floppies

Seriously; anything that could fit on a floppy disc = shareware.

>>3714840
>thailand
So did you fuck children ?

>>3714879
No.
This might come as a surprise: I've never fucked anything.

>>3714867
it hurts the economy bro that attitude made the usa chinas bitch

>>3714885

You fucking loser

Right, time to go fap to my waifu

>>3714898
>calling me a loser
>/jp/
nigga, please.

>>3714885
I don't see where the surprise lies.
You should've fucked a kid, tho.
That's why people go to thailand after all.

>>3713597

Ｓｏ　ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ　ｉｎ　Ｔｈａ
ｉｌａｎｄ　ａｎｙｗａｙｓ？

MOVE OUT

>>3714914
with you're dxxk

>>3714924
Without the MANLINESS aspect of Hokuto no Ken. MANLINESS and MANLY Jesus are both lacking in Fallout.

>>3714908
I did it because my friend asked me if I wanted to come along for a month of Thailand, Malaysia, and Singapore.
The jungle in Thailand was awesome, and Bangkok was daaamn cheap, and overall it was a pretty good trip.

I think I'd go alone if I ever wanted to do anything with a child.
Rape -> cab to the airport -> gtfo.

I wouldn't be able to tell anyone about it, though, and I'd probably end up killing myself because I'd never be able to stop thinking about it.

sex is a peepole pasketti hairy peepees clash they go YES YES but there grody fases say ouch

>>3715052

>>3714941
I would get in there thinking "Alright! Loli-sex!". Upon seeing the kid though, I'd suddenly have to urge to firebomb the place and shepherd all the kids out, and adopt them so they could live a normal life. I'd never make any sort of lewd advances towards any of them.

Fuck empathy ;_;

>>3711498
"Why hello there, you handsome devil"
Alternatively, I could try to kill younger self, that's always fun.

"Medicine school? Don't fool yourself, your true love are computers. You mother is trying to brainwash you.

Don't buy any anime stuff either. That's what the internet is for. Also, Youkai Moe. You will understand soon enough"

>>3715104
Yes. Youkai moe.

>>3715079
And that's why you don't take any firebombs with you when you go to that sort of place.

I would tell myself in 2004 that 4chan is the best thing to hit the Internet, and to find the PC-98 Touhous

Theres a few things I would like to te`ll myself. Main thing I would tell my 15 year old self to refuse to take a certain antibiotic when I got that minor infection. It gave me a bad reaction fucked me up for probably the rest of my life.

stop being stubborn and do the cty thing, at worst it'll be fun and at best it could result in interesting coincidences.

"Get a bonus card for the grocery store next to your apartment, seriously it'll save you some money."

I have no regrets, this was the only path.

>>3715174
There is more than one path, anonymous. It is you who limits yourself.

"Fuck her. Jesus Christ, met her, fuck her, and just forget about her afterwards. You can't imagine how many braincells and nerves I'm saving you. And start seriously learning english and japspeak. You will love them soon enough. Try to become a professional translator. It might not work out well, but it will certainly work better than your current idea."

>>3715182

>Don't play FFXI.

That one for sure. Never wasted so much time on something so terrible.

>>3716013
What about this place here?

>>3711498

I'd tell myself to get a part time job and rape all the lolis

That girl who punches you, wakes you up from your naps, stops you in the halls, and presses her cheek against yours, she likes you, and it doesn't matter if she's 14 and you're 17, the girls you will deal with in College are lying whores who will dick around with you. Save yourself from a shitty college life.

>>3716030

Are you asking if this place take a lot of time, or if it is terrible?

>>3716094
Both, I guess

>>3713629
A friend tells me that a girl put something into my schoolbag. I take the letter out, grab a brush I had nearby, open the letter and smear paint over the letter without even reading it. With her standing there watching my little show.

i would say dont learn japanese, dont watch anime, dont play video games, and get into fights everyday and start playing football.

>>3716110
That's 'cause you're cool.

>>3711546

I would tell my 14 year old self to not walk away from the only girl who obviously liked me.

>>3711498

I wouldn't mention anything about my hobbies, but I might go back far enough so that I could tell myself that getting my dad to quit smoking is very important seeing he died in 2003 from lung cancer.
I'd also tell myself that driving the wrong way down the highway in a fit of rage is not a good idea, especially with someone else in the car.
Lastly I'd mention something to myself about not getting friendly with someone named Sam.

Try to avoid the Asperger's misdiagnosis that was forced on me by crazy parents.

Get a car and a driver's license at normal age instead of 23.

I'd also probably go to a different college from my undergrad and major in a different field (probably Philosophy) instead of going to a community college and then going to a regular college where I shared an apartment with my sister (God damn). I'd also probably go into a different graduate program at a completely different school.

Not that I really regret my life; it has actually been very interesting so far.

"stop believing in God right now. Go start reading books on atheism"

>>3711555
Anyone find this yet?

>>3711550

It's sad but this. I fucked up my high school exams from playing FFXI for 10+ hours a day instead of revising and/or doing coursework, shit sucked. I went to college and got all my shit sorted in the end but it would have been nice to stay on at school. Not that it matters since I'm a NEET and loving it.

Really I'd just give myself some winning lottery numbers so I can remain like this for my whole life.

I'd tell myself about the guns in my dads closet, how to use them and talk myself into ending my father.

>>3719745
Nooo. Minagi is a good girl. ;_;

Learn to ride a bicycle sooner, get a blood test every year.

>>3719760
You're right, what am I even saying?
All the horrible things he's done are all in the past anyway..

>>3719767

Abusive? Unsupporting? You've got me kind of curious now.

>>3719771
Let's just say, he thought I was born to ruin his life.
..he told me this all the time, and sometimes showed it with both verbal and at times physical abuse.