/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*takes off you're clothes*

*does u*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF EPIC ROLLPLAI BREAD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>3693208
I laughed when I saw this post.

What does this mean?

>>3693214
It means /b/ is your home.

*punches wall*

*is 300 stones*

*Punches stone*

*Is 300 walls*

That's not bad for deviantart I guess.

>>3693217
Well, I am a /b/ regular.

*Is punch*

*300 stone walls*

OK

>>3693227
Get out faggot

>>3693203
Go back to pooshlmer

>>3693227
You should probably leave either /jp/ or /b/ forever. I vote /jp/.

>>3693203
But I have to cross the interdimensional wall to travel to your place.

>>3693236
Shes not real.

>>3693234
But I like them both.

Your constitution is too weak. I'm afraid I might hurt hurt you, Patchery.

If you have a chest that ranges from flat to B-cup, I'll be all over you. If you have big tumors, GTFO.

WE CANNOT FUCK NOW!!! JIMI HENDRIX JUST CALLED!!! HE'S TELLING US TO DEFEAT THE KLINGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm too busy screwing my beloved tomboyish baka.

>>3693263
holy shit! they're finally surrounding uranus?

Another one of Patchy's Mysteries™:
What kind of underwear does she wear?

>>3693311

COMMANDO

Let's READ SICP

>>3693319
FAP FAP FAP

>>3693319

Patchi is a potential futa, she rapes scurvy witches when she's feeling well, and throws royal flares when she's not.

My point is that it's never boring in the magic library.

PS. I don't know what she's wearing under there, but it's definitely made of voile.

>>3693374
Happy hour is COMMANDO, though. I'm not bursting any bubbles.

>>3693374
>potential futa >touhou
Kinda redundant there, aren't you? Even Rinnosuke's a potential futa and he isn't female.

Okay

I wish Patchouli Knowledge would read me bedtime stories naked

>>3693388
Nothing wrong with staying safe. But you're right, it's just that for some reason I think of Patchi as a futa more than any other Touhou girl. Is it the charm?

>>3693398
Quiet you! Patchouli Knowledge is a pure girl, not a futa!

>>3693374
>>3693398
Since you hardly see any defining features underneath those clothes, I think Patchouli is a potential trap.

>>3693411
Marisa has something vital to add to this serious matter.

>>3693417
I like your way of thinking.

After all, she's being cummed inside

I like Touhou but I hate futa.

It's not easy.

I want to wear Patchy's clothes to bed

they look like the most comfy jammies ever.

>>3693441
Fascinating.

>>3693441
What are you, gay?

>>3693444
Seconed so hard. Who knows, maybe it would look good on a guy as well... pff, well it's not like anyone would see me in bed. :D

>>3693464
I was thinking the same.

>>3693464
I don't mind traps, so it's possible.

>>3693476
Traps isn't gay, how dare you!

>>3693464
>>3693472
I prefer to respect other people's fetishes and non-fetishes, as long as I don't offend anyone.

btw, I'm not >>3693441

>>3693482
Traps are a least a little gay, you have to admit. And there's nothing wrong with that.

>>3693441
Agreed.

>>3693492
Mr.Hard Gay is my secret hero

Remember kids

It's not gay until balls touch

>>3693508
That bastard's wife is hot.

>>3693203

Perhaps later.
I seem to have lost my Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials. You wouldn't happen to have one in the collection?

>>3693203
Sure.

Condom or no condom?
Come inside or outside?
What's your favorite position?
On a pile of books, on top of the bookshelf, or on a bed?

>>3693542
these are important questions that need answers patchy

>>3693542
>on top of the bookshelf
I just gained a new fetish.

>>3693574
Personally,
>On a pile of books
Is the new one I found.

I don't see how you could do it on top of a bookshelf without risking falling off from that high a place.

I do not see Patchouli as a person interested in sexual activities.

Why do you guys always associate every Touhou with sexual activities?

>>3693612

Gensokyo. You're flying.

>>3693612
obligatory

>>3693621
That's an interesting question with a very simple answer that you will surely arrive at now that you've been prompted.

>>3693622
Seems kinda pointless. Why do it floating on top of a bookshelf when it's the same floating a few feet above ground?

>>3693627
/jp/ is full of boys with raging hormones?

>>3693628
I think >>3693622 was implying that you can do it on the bookshelf without and fear of hurting yourself from falling because you can just start floating if you accidentally fall off.

>>3693647
Yeah, that was the second thing I thought.

Still, wouldn't falling off ruin the mood?

>>3693636
Why is it when hormones are mentioned, they're always angry?

>>3693753
He was making a pun about the idiom "raging hormones"

j-j-JAMMIT IN!

>>3693715
well, since this is 4chan, I would not be surprised by anything/anyone getting/being angry in the first place

Patchouli is one of the most fuckable Touhous. She has breasts that can change size to suit every size fetish.

>>3693758
That's not a pun.

Patchy, you've left Alice out again

>>3693805
Wow.. she's letting it dip into the bathwater

>>3693805
FFFF

GET THAT BOOK OUT OF THE WATER YOU'LL SOAK IT

Why the hell is she drinking water while she's in the bathtub?

>>3693822
Patchy has some waterproof books.

>>3693828
Who the hell would drink their own bathwater?

you know, that water with all the washed out dirt in it?

Why have intercourse when you can practice a myriad of other activities?

>>3693837
The faucet's right there. She could drink from that.

>>3693203
That expression is what I want to see when I jam it in. "Boring. You're not aggressive enough."

>>3693837
Just get some fresh water from the faucet.

I guess her cup contains water from the faucet then; I find it easier to drink from a cup and straw than straight from the faucet.

>>3693845
Agreed. I'd rather try to learn magic or something. Surely she's got a Book of Cantrips lying around.

>>3693857

Maybe if she learned to cook she'd have enough iron in her diet.

>>3693884
She doesn't need to cook, that's what Sakuya is for.

>>3693894

Seems like Sakuya isn't serving balanced meals to me.

Why can't I both have sex and learn magic with Patchouli? I see nothing wrong with that.

>>3693915
Of course there isn't.
You have to get your mana somehow.

Bump. I'll just lift her PJs, remove her undies and fuck her doggie style.