/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish witches could exist.

I wish you would die in a violent manner.

Witches must exist!

Lottery. This would allow me to fulfill my other wish, living completely alone and having never to speak with anyone ever again.

>>3683424
Changing my wish to this.

>>3683424

You guys do realize that if you make boring wishes like winning the lottery she isn't granting shit, right?

>>3683439
She doesn't exist.

>>3683424
Lambda would probably take a shortcut and create a situation where you live alone and never speak with anyone...except you didn't win the lottery

>>3683439
But, I can buy little girls ponies with that money.

>>3683440
She certainly does exist, whether you believe in her or not.

She exists as much as any real girl you hear about. How do you know they exist? You can't know unless you're currently staring at them. The entire time they aren't in your direct sight they are only existing in your mind. You cannot prove otherwise.

Love. I wish to find love

I thought it was so that you will have to work hard for it, but it will certainly granted some day.

I wish to change the world to a place where my kind of people can be accepted and live freely. I have a dream...

>>3683465
Parmenides in the house.

>>3683468

Me too, Anon. ;_;

THIS IS A TRAP GUISE.
THE WISH WILL ONLY HURT YOU IN THE END.

>>3683482
Nothing can make my life worse. Additional emo comments. Etc.

>>3683412
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.BABAtalk.com ( replace BABA w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

>>3683427
Why does it look like she has a tail?

>>3683468
The chances are you will find love but the love won't find you.

I want a Twinkie.

I wish I knew where my car keys were.

Strange. Last night I had a dream about this.
I wished to become her apprentice and helped her trolling everyone.

i wish to find love during winter
but it will never happen

>>3683502
I don't think love does work this way

>>3683509
The end when he finds the box of them, right after the kid puts a shell of buckshot into it was fucking hilarious.

>>3683558
He gets one Twinkie in the end. Good end.

>>3683456
even if she does, she's just a normal girl.

>>>/rs/magic_doesn't_exist.
>>>/rs/supernatural_doesn't_exist_either.

The bunch of us who posted anything in this thread would magically get tossed into Gensokyo.

>>3683609
Are you making threats on my life, sir?

>>3683600
>he uses red text
>implying he is 16

I wish for every toilet paper roll in the world to be put under an illusion where they look full but are empty, except those I use, which will always be full. I also gain the ability to peek at any toilet in the world to laugh at the reactions. Being the little girl with a frilly dress made out of all the toilet paper I stole would be cool too.

If 34 can pull off better trolling than that, my hat's off to her.

>>3683468
What?
This is earth.
She's a wish-granter not a god.

I wish to be an immortal loli in a frilly dress living in Gensokyo.

I wish my wish wouldn't be granted.

>>3683654
Enjoy your world full of epidemics and aids.

>>3683412
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.BDECtalk.com ( replace BDEC w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

>maybe

I wish I had three more wishes.

>>3683654
Everybody would just use the water cleaning toilets.

I wish to be the little girl

I`d wish to become beatos tormentor.

I wish that AT would get their spam bots out of here. Fast. Right now.

>>3683412
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.DEBEtalk.com ( replace DEBE w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

>>3683427
What's that?

>>3683416
I wont be a Witch.

>>3683415
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.EECBtalk.com ( replace EECB w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

I wish Narcissu 2 was finished. ;_;
amidoinitrite?

>>3683414
plz stop spamming ur shitty board on www.EDDAtalk.com ( replace EDDA w/ anon ) were tired of ur constant fucken spam and ddos attack's also stop lying about AT ok now gtfo dumbo's

I wish everyone on /jp/ could get along and take it easy.

What happens if I wish for my wish to be granted?

I wish for Pygma-chan to start posting again.

I wish his love...

I wish to get lucky tonight

I wish for love

I want a pony

I wish people would post more Ange porn

I wish to be the little girl. Hopefully this process can begin when I talk to my psychiatrist Monday.

>>3685206

... may I guess you've settled on "Jennifer"?

If only my wish could be granted by hard work, or money.

But no. My most heartfelt desire is something that most certainly cannot happen. For the past 7 years I have, fervently, wished and desired for one thing: the ability to shapeshift. With this, I could live a life as anything and everything, from living as a spider and learning about patience, to living as a salmon and learning about perseverance, or just becoming various humans and growing up in different family settings, as a boy and as a girl. More than anything, I want life experiences, and to be able to gain those life experiences through my own hands with this power.

But this cannot happen. No matter how hard I work, no matter how much money or power I obtain through my life, I cannot, and will never, gain this power, and even on the day I die, the very second I let out my last breath, this wish of mine will still go ungranted.

>>3685206
Hormones cannot affect bone growth. Just sayin, you'll have your height and manhands forever.

>>3685262
I'm tiny, don't have manhands, barely any facial hair and already get mistaken for a girl at times. I'm just a terrible coward.

If you are truly prepared to work every waking moment towards your goal, do whatever is necessary without exception, and give up everything you hold dear without regret, then there is hardly anythin impossible that can't be made possible.

Too bad it sounds like a shit quote from a motivational poster.

>>3685262
My hands aren't very big, though I am 6'2".

>>3685250
I've had similar feelings.

When I was little, I wanted to do everything.

Everything.

Then I realized it wasn't possible to do everything, because I was limited by a human body.

I was frustrated.

So, I asked if I could become a god.

i wish to have a boyfriend

>>3685363
How did that work out? If you became a god, mind granting me my wish?

I wish ponpo died in a car accident.

>>3685468
Slut.

I wish for love..

bampu pantsu

I wish to travel the world as a charming rake and rogue.

I wish this thread never happened.