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>>36595237
I see chub, I must molest it

These are your wives. Or so they claim, you don't really remember marrying them.

Greenworm!

>https://nhentai.net/g/373151/
>all humans have to go through interspecies stay after a certain age
>during it they have to obey them for “communication”

wocks are cute

>>36595255
I'm sure the magistrate has some official papers on this matter.

>at first I did love you
>But now I just wanna FUCK

The seals! They do nothing!

>>36595392
it'd be hard to understand what she's saying between the thick accent and your cock in her mouth

>>36595422
I want to end up in wonderland

Brushie Brushie

Just reposting this from the last thread, quick hellhound story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33920902

>>36595470
Thanks cromble

>>36595237

>>36595465
I want to see a gazer get wonderlandized

>>36595462
the QoH puts me off a little bit but running into her should be pretty unlikely

This will be a rape free thread

>>36595519
Cute feet

>>36595514
You'd like that wouldn't you

I saw her film today. Did you see it yet? She's only in it for a while but boy does she make an impression!

>>36595514
It's not rape if he doesn't remember getting raped.

remember that drinking milk is important and you WILL drink all the milk

>>36595534
Damn just look at the time it’s Rape o’clock

>>36595492
According to Wonderland rules, then it is inevitable you'll meet her.

>>36595576
I want to be violated by a mind flayer over and over and over without me knowing and each time that does happen, I get better and better at fucking her

>>36595595
then to hedge it's also pretty unlikely that i marry her and have a lot of kids and a happy life

>>36595514
Nothing to worry about, i have protection from rape.

>>36595576
It's not rape, if he begs for more

>>36595535
I wanna star in a porno with a sandworm

>>36595491
>a girly and affectionate gazer
hmmm

>>36595639
Well just remember, wanting head might mean something different than what you'd expect in Wonderland when the Queen is involved

>>36595662
Sounds like a normal Gazer to me.

>>36595655
How about a solo Sandworm act with a thumper?

>>36595678
No. Masturbation is a sin

>>36595519
Gonna bully her for having such a short stubby tail

>>36595655
I want to star in a porno where I get fucked by old monsters dressed as nuns for a purification ritual which requires me to get mindbroken then covered in monster girl cum

>SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

>>36595755
Chameleons and their prehensile tongues are quicker than expected!

>>36595707
>I HAVEN’T HIT MY GROWTH SPURT YET OKAY

mischievous hebi

>>36595835
But hebis are supposed to be white!

is this typical nun attire?

>>36595870
>I didn't put anything weird in them
So, you don't love me anymore?

>>36595888
nah, shes missing arm gloves, garter belt, and stockings

>>36595950
so the bikini is normal?

>>36595957
no, lace bra and panties is normal

>>36595981
whats the church's name, for religious reasons

>>36595683
>t. Sexually frustrated ang*l

>>36595870
>>36595911
She mixed in a shota potion in the candies as well as a paralyzing agent. Her face says it all. You're gonna get the hard rape tonight because who can say no to that adorable face? I can't.

>>36596059
>not her fresh girlcum
it's like she doesn't love me anymore

>>36596081
You're getting that directly from the source later.

>>36595264
Someone edit this for the to use Argentinia football shirts.

>>36595264

>>36596149
I'm like 99% sure that is the intended depiction, just low on detail

I have lost against the foxes, do not weep for me, save yourself and know to be always wary of foxes, I am already caught and wish to speak before.....I....can..'t... speak.....

FUCK MONEY
FUCK MONEY EVERY DAY

>>36595326
you aint fooling me, that is an alp

>>36596186
fuck money, get bitches

>>36596179
Me too
We're in this together
But it's worth every single drop of cum spilt

>>36596201
Hmm
creeping coin harem lead, there's a new thought...

>>36595298
wocks are lazy

>>36596149
>>36596157
Fuck off.

>>36596179
Foxes Hate This One Weird Trick to Never Lose to Them!
Lose to a different species first.

A Non-NTR Bicorn greentext [a challenge]

>be Anon, groggy, slowly waking up
>wet sand in your ass, sand everywhere, uncomfortable
>a big blackhaired Bicorn is poking your chest with a fore-hoof, it hurts, also everything else hurts
>"where are we? the ship? what's happened?"
>"Okay...One, some shit desert island, yeah a cliche, I know. Two, the ship sank, you ended up in a liferaft, there were some survivors in the other raft, I couldnt get in without capsizing, so I had to float tied on with a rope for 5 days. The other boat got seperated in the storm 4 nights ago, and we ended up here. And now you're finally awake, so let's fuck."
>"Wha...?"
>"It's simple, genius. Anon, and me, and we're on a desert island, and I haven't had a fuck in five days, so hurry up and get your cock out."
>the impatient Bicorn dropped to the sand, roughly pulling poor Anon to kneeling in front of her exposed breasts and hungry mouth
>"Ok, let's get these off you, and suck you properly hard so you can....gheugggrrghh! OhGoddess, that disgusting taste...it's...ohshit, Anon, are you...a fucking Virgin?"
>"Umm, well, I..."
>"Oh well, you'll have to do. Here, motorboat my tits and get hard... great! Now, c'mon, crawl around the back here, yeah just lift my tail out of the way, that's it...now, you see that? You do know which one is my pussy, right, Vee-boy? Okay. Then peel me open, yeah! Now just slide your big hard cock in... No, don't just stop at the entrance like that, Cheez! Stick it in already!"
>"Uh, sorry, but it won't go in...somehow... it's like you know when you have two magnets, and you realign their polarity...?"
"Goddess, I'm trying to fuck here, not get a science lecture. Although that explains the V shit. Fuck my life!"
>the Bicorn climbed angrily to her hooves and somehow managed to 'stomp' away on the soft sand
>"I'm going to go see if any actual men got ashore. You... you go fuck a coconut or something and get back to me when you're not a fucking virgin!"
>she galloped off down the beach, leaving Anon standing in a ragged shirt, and his dick waving in the breeze
>the Bicorn came stomping back, her hoof to the chest knocking Anon to the sand again
>"That was a 3day Mamono-Meet "meat" Cruise! How the fuck are you still a Virgin, Loser?"
>"Uh, I wasn't a passenger. We were below-decks doing research. Reports were all that concentrated mamono-energy... well, there aren't any islands or reefs anywhere near where the ship sank. We think it was opening like a temporary Portal back to somewhere on your Mamono plane, and..."
>"Of course, a science-nerd and a V-card. Hey, but that means there's likely to be other mamonos here..."
>and She gallopped off again.
>By the time she came back, Anon had got the survival-kit out of the raft, erected a rough tent and started a signal-fire.
>there were weeks of emergency rations in the kit but they tasted like dry crumbling dogshit.
>She ate a shit-ration and curled up to sleep in the furthest corner of the tent from Anon
2bC

>>36596212
Wockfag is an odd fellow but I have to admit, he steams a good ham.

>>36596201
fuck gold coins, get Dragon threesome

>>36596209
Creeping coin in satirical pimpin' gear, getting new hoes for the 'usbando

>>36596217
no

>>36596240
2ndPt:
Day2
>with no other cocks found during her search, the Bicorn tried stuffing her nose with life-jacket padding to get over Anon's V-stench.
>She got halfway through his first actual blow-job before getting overwhelmed and vomiting half-digested ration-bar all over his crotch
Day 3
>She went back to exploring, and came back with an armload of head-sized melons
>Anon cut off a piece and tasted it experimentally. They made the ration bars seem good by comparison
>She grabbed up a melon, took the knife from the kit and carved a hole in one side of it
>"Okay, if you can't eat ,Vee-boy, you get to fuck it."
>"Wha...?"
>"You heard me, Nerd, fuck the melon."
>Anon stammered, "Uh, I'm pretty sure that still counts as being a virgin, technically having sex witha melon isn't..."
>The bicorn held the survival-kit knife to Anon's quaking throat
>"Just fuck... the fucking... melon!"
>Afterwards she tried cutting the melon open and drinking the mush of pulp and Anon's goo, and vomited again while Anon washed bitter-melon juice off his dick in the waves.
Day 4
>Anon had an idea
>"Uh, if just drinking my semen is enough, instead of the melon, how about if I just jack off on maybe some grass, and you eat that..?"
>"Geez, Science-nerd, I don't eat grass, I'm not a fucking horse... but it's an idea. Here, jack off on this ration-bar, it can't make it any worse."
>She managed to swallow the sticky bar and kept it down.
Day 7 morning
>While conducting his breakfast ration-bar jack-off, Anon had a better idea
>"This eating my product, it's keeping you alive, but it's not the full effect that you need, is it? You ideally need my 'mana', as you call it, inside your, umm...?"
>My cunt, yes, Anon, I need your cock and your cum in my cunt. It's pretty simple, it's even 'science'."
>"Yes, so we use AI."
>"AI? But you don't even have a phone, let alone a computer? So just keep jacking, Brainiac."
>"No, not 'artificial intelligence', 'artificial insemination'. We get something, probably less crumbly than a ration-bar, I put my 'stuff' on it, then with me standing far away, you push the thing into your... you know..."
2bC

>>36596284
>one of the gals gets a bit upity, kiki lackey passes creepin coin the baby powder

>>36596208
fuck those lips make me want nut again

>>36596307
3ndPt:
Day 7 evening
>She had found a sturdy branch and had used the knife to carve it into a large wooden dildo.
>"Okay, first test, we tie it here to the tent-tree, and you back up onto it."
>"Shouldn't you jack off onto it first, Genius?"
>"No, what if it doesn't fit in, like the 'negative polarity' before, then I've wasted a shot."
>"Sweetie, I've taken dildoes the size of your puny arm before and I'm still magically tight, so just shut up and start jacking on it."
>Anon concentrated on his aim and managed to pump it all onto the crude carving without wasting any into the sand.
>Anon stood back and tried not to watch directly as the experiment was conducted successfully.
>If he had a notebook, Anon would have recorded and graphed the results over the following days as:
>mood condition markedly improved, fewer angry outbursts subsiding down to actual expressions of care and concern, hide and mane condition much glossier, each session of activity on the applicator greatly prolonged, subject requires application at least three times daily, keeps requesting more
Day 48
>the rescue helicopter finally found them on the Island, circling over the smoke from Anon's fire
>Anon was in a weakened condition from a diet of only ration-bars and masturbating 3-4 times a day but he had continued with great determination, even when by Day 43 he could barely walk
>Anon was only semi-conscious as the medical catgirls carried his stretcher onto the helicopter
>the Bicorn was in remarkably good condition, her coat gleaming, her face radiant, so the senior Cat-girl judged she was able to withstand giving her the bad news
>"Your husband, ma'am, your three share-wives, all the other passengers... I'm sorry, we've found bodies, but you two are the only survivors."
>"Okay, thank you. Can I ask one favor, please..? Anon, as soon as he's fit enough, can one of you girls give him a 'thank-you' fuck for me, please...?"
>the Cat-girl looked surprised - of course they always fucked all their patients, that's why they became Nurses, but they usually had to keep that fact hidden
>,"Uh, sure, I suppose we could, but why would you want us to do that..?"
>"Because as soon as he's fully recovered, I need my new Husbando's cock inside me, of course..."

Done.

>>36596240
>>36596307
>>36596341
nice

>>36596161
>36596149
yeah was the intent, was a joke a friend of mine had because greenworms are like brazil colors and they're big rivals or something

>>36596232
Running into every mountain cave I can find trying to find my to-be Ushi wife

>>36596217

>>36595237

>>36596458
Overly detailed blatant self insert anon a shit
Blank white no face anon is best girl

>"cum?"
>"did you say cum?"
>"CCCCUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!"
>"CCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
>SpongeBob music kicks in

what breed of cow is this?

>>36596582
Mari is love.

I wanna shove my tongue in her whore mouth. Taste and feel all around inside. All I wanna smell is her breath and her pussy. I wanna breed her like there's no tomorrow!

>>36596596
You you wanna taste and smell other guy's dicks and cum

>>36596599
I don't care who or what she did in the past. Once she's mine, she's mine alone.

>>36596595
Mofustien.
Rare Japanese cow, needs to be bred to increase their numbers.

>>36596576
I think Cathyanon was intentionally self inserting.

>>36596634
At most you can try to be the first one of the day

>>36596657
Videl's "spats + oversized t-shirt" combo is underrated

>>36596670
I'll be the first and only one of the day and every day going forward

>>36596636
how do I obtain such cows?

>>36596703
Search Zipangu for them.
Try looking into shrines.

>>36596690
I admire your innocence

>>36596727
I don't know zipangense at all, I'm just a holst farmer looking for more exotic breeds of cows

Look at this face.
One can only imagine what's going on in that wonderland shroom brain.

>>36596768
>whats for dinner

If one way portals opened but the governments of the world prevented access what would you do? would you risk your life for a better world?

>>36596792
I'd like to see my country's government fucking try to stop anything

>>36596792
yup, also I'll just sneak across the border like my father before me and hide in a boat shipping bananas

>>36596792
im getting through, ill find a way

>>36596768
>*spilled milked.gif*

>>36595237

>>36596825
a cutie

>>36596792
Yes, I am determined to become sandworm food.

>>36596792
time to channel my ancestory and hop some borders and run from ICE

>>36595535
I played her board game last night. Shit's a banger.

>>36596768
>elevator music.mp4

>>36596830
coincidentally I was just reading their profile before posting, they are better and more versatile than I expected

>>36596825
What do those tallys mean, ships sunk?
>belt not holding anything up
dork

>>36596768
>>36596854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um4OQ6KP1m4

By the order of the Pharoah for one week mockery of the Order and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum!

>>36596901
no, the chief god is a DUMB FLAT LOSER

>>36596792
I'd pilot a drone through with a video of poor oppressed men that want someone to love in this awful postmodernist world.
I'd add sad music and hope that monsters would agree to send a mamonobama nuke through, followed by the full scale liberation.

>>36596576
Posting this image with no monstergirl is still off-topic chitposting anon

>>36596908
Dunno anon she's been eating A LOT of pancakes whilst cooped up in her room

>>36596908
no wonder she tries to kill all monsters

>>36596912
>liberation
don't you mean FREEDOM

>>36596913
even when all you fags larp as mgs?

>>36596582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9O0zO6d24

>>36596917
all she gonna be is fat and flat

>>36596634
She's not yours, it's just your turn.

>oh boy I wonder what ancient relics we'll find toda-

>>36596792
hell yes

>>36597001
The creator of Mari wanted her to be a strong, independent woman and instead she made her come off as a slut. That's propably why she left these threads. I kinda miss her, bros.

>>36597023
I found one

>>36597001
No, she's mine.

Go be a cuck somewhere else.

>>36597023
Yes, that's one.

>>36597028
This is so revisionist it's painful.

>>36596825
She kinda looks like that nigger squid from splatoon
What those tally marks mean?

>>36596792
since most of the world is pretty shit, and the way they handled covid it's safe to assume the gubbie would fail miserably, to no one's surprise.

>>36596792
So long as I can get through the portal with some bit of my life intact, Grelia's Sabbath will be able to heal me.

>>36595462
As do I. Trumparts are peak mamono.

>>36597167
I want to make many jabberwock hybrids and release them into the world

>>36596944
>everybody in this thread I dislike is the same person
Glad to know I disregard whatever you post. Try going back to where came, you'll be more comfortable that way

>>36597218
Imagine having a mental constitution this weak

>>36596944
It's almost like we humans were the monsters all along

>>36597201
The things I want to do with Trumparts range from peak comfy to /trash/-level degeneracy.

I need a sugar mama gf to make me her pet

>>36595237

anon, you are getting five new maids today. How clean is your house after day 1
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>36597412
After the night? Pretty clean. Gargoyle is in charge of cleaning, Greenworm is in charge of cooking, Kamaitachis are general staff, and the two Imps are my "personal assistants".

>>36597445
Forgot to link image

>>36597445
>greenworm cook
shes portly, ain't she

>>36597412
I think it's quite clean

>>36597457
Actualy don't link the image. Just post what you get. Don't push that image limit.

>>36597412
where am I living? a hot spring in the mountains?

>>36597483
>Ant Arachne
>Nurarihon
Anon, I think you've been tricked. Those two NEETs aren't going to do any cleaning.

>>36597483
>ant arache
one of these maids don't work at all

>>36597498
Yeah, Nurarihyon just lounges and stinks up the room with her smoke.

>>36597483
If you don't want that Ant Arachne "maid', send her my way.

>>36597412
They all make my dick hard, so I'm not sure how much work would get done.
They'd sure look great though.

>>36597412
>Nureonago
Someone competent for the job, but I think she'd larp as shog at first, to appear as the superior choice.
>Lava Golem
she'd try to help out by disposing of trash
>Dormouse
she'd be sent to fetch the brooms in the beggining and found asleep in some room when the work is almost done.
>Hornet
Energetic and enthusiastic, but would turn the small mistakes into dramas due to her aggressive personality. She'd propably try to put herself in charge.
>automaton
Unlike the other girls she'd just work relentlessly and precisely, ignoring all the personal drama.

>>36597463
Don't be rude to Ms. Worm, she's a sweetheart trying her best

>>36597545
>dormouse
convenient wandering onahole

>>36596792
I would do whatever it takes, anon, not even just for the monstergirls, imagine a whole new world out there, doesn't it gives you a bit of an adventuring spirit?

>>36597412
I don't like this.

>>36597638
bogey maid is best maid, rest are shit

>>36597538
>>36597638
Lucky

>>36597652
>lucky
I'll change mine for whatever you get anon

>>36597638
Familiar is nice, at least.

>>36597412
rate my maid squad

>>36597412
>Everything is wet
>Blue Oni passed out in a pool of her own sake
>Dark Mage unsuccessfully trying to get her enchanted cleaning instruments under control
>Apophis is putting on a show by molesting the Otohime to turn me on
>Back into the door, which is suddenly glowing purple and breathing
>The only qualified maid emerges out from the door and guides me to the others waiting eagerly for their 'reward'.

>>36597669
OH OH OH! / Ara Ara

>>36597685
>Dark Mage unsuccessfully trying to get her enchanted cleaning instruments under control
Nice reference

>>36596792
I would be fleeing this shithole like I was trying to escape East Germany, what are they gonna do kill me? And Ensure I escape regardless?

>>36595237
What kind of clothing is this supposed to be? Latex? Ink? MAMONO MANA?

>>36597412
My house is covered in slime and water and the lizardman keeps trying to fight me and the Valkyrie keeps trying to make me fight her

>>36597765
seaweed fabrics

>>36596792
Death will simply ensure that a undead girl gets me.

>>36597778
You forgot that you are going tp get molested by the kraken

>>36597412
>goblin and blue oni smash more than they clean
>yeti and ocelomeh sweep up their messes but get fur everywhere
>ittan-momen is the dust pan

>>36595237

>>36596779
YOU

>>36597992
>tfw this is the third you've have had shrooms for dinner this week

>>36597412
>Valkyrie
She's the most effective maid. She gets basically everything done singlehandedly, with the efficiency you'd expect of a divine servant. In her free time, she likes sparring with me with demon silver weapons from her collection. Sexually, she's a masochistic powerbottom who explicitly narrates exactly how and why she NEEDS to be punished RIGHT NOW.

>Owl Mage
This one assists the Valkyrie directly, in the few cases where she needs it. Otherwise, her main maidly role is organization and secretarial work, which she excels at. In her free time, she listens to old rock music, and is slightly elitist about her personal favorite bands, albums, and songs. Sexually, she's a gentle domme, who loves slight, subtle teasing.

>Chochin-Obake
She stays around me, mostly, and is the only one more eager than the Valkyrie to call me "Master". She helps me with any tasks that I need direct assistance with - i.e., if I'm cooking, she helps prepare food; if I'm studying, she helps find more relevant materials; if I'm playing music, she joins in. In her free time, she still likes to hang around me, but this time with more of a focus on affection than assistance. Given the Chochin-Obake's nature, her favorite thing is to be used by me, after all. On that note, sexually, she's really into me using her freely, and communicates sexual things as matter-of-factly as anything else.

>Jinko
A cat is fine as a bodyguard, too. She patrols near me at all times, doing what she can to protect me from danger. Her maid dress also contains some aspects of knight armor, and she keeps a variety of concealed weapons in her skirt. In her free time, she reads a lot of fantasy and romance novels, often times schlicking to the latter. She also sometimes joins in when the Valkyrie and I spar. Sexually, she's pretty vanilla, but occasionally likes getting off to me fucking the other maids while she watches "in hiding", only to clean us both up afterwards. Sometimes, though, she can't take it and forces herself into the action.

>Slime Carrier
She's the "communication system" of the maid harem. Her slime tendrils allow her to hear and see all over the place, and she's pretty quick on her feet, leading her to be able to help coordinate the staff much better. In her free time, she adores board games of all kinds, and tries (with mixed results) house rulesets for games we've played a bunch. Sexually, she's a bratty domme who doesn't mind switching up if I or one of the other maids wrests dominance from her.

dumb elf needs you to fix her computer again

Please help. Im being charged with 2nd degree mofu molestation in MGC and my public defender is a wurm so I'm probably going to be convicted. What is the typical sentence for this or should I just skip town and lay low for a while?

>>36597791
I didn't forget I just felt it was too obvious to point out

>>36598091
let's see how many porn pop-ups she got this time

>>36597412
My place is small, 5 maids is excessive and would just lead to more messes.
So I rolled one.
...I think that was a good decision, seeing as I now have a one-monster maid team.

>>36598211
>having to deal with a slime
I am so sorry anon

>>36598151
get yourself declared mentally deficient and you won't be charged

>>36598252
They're self-adhesive, I'm good.

Gonna spam 4monster with pics of mucus toads.

>>36598211

>>36598263
But then they'll send me to the mind flayer...

>>36598293
if you are retarded then flayer has no mind to flay

>>36598151
>my public defender is a wurm
You are in good hands, no need to worry.

>>36597786
They're awfully shiny for fabric.

>>36597765
>>36598347
Gaunt is the best rubber slut

>>36598151
Option C) Find your nearest magical library, borrow a tome on demonology, and appeal your case to the infernal powers. A demon might find your case interesting, and agree to a pro bono arrangement.

>>36598151
fuck the judge

I would like to apologize to trollfag for attempting to force a meme made to insult and deride his waifu, I.E. calling her a street fighter reject. I did this because of perceived hostility and I'm not very good at parsing that. Please forgive me, I won't be returning to do so again. Last post ever. I swear.

>>36598364
This is a lie.

>>36595166
Fairy is old slang for guy who likes getting fucked by other dudes

how do I bully hakus?

>>36598594
drink milk really loudly during class or after you ask her to explain something

>>36598594
tell her the only letters you need to know are U S and A

>>36598453
No, it's the undisputed truth.

>>36598632
>undisputed
It's being disputed right now you big dummy.

>>36598627
>the only letters you need to know are U S and A

>>36598623
why milk?

>>36598680
cow teacher

>>36598663
>"Onii-chaann..."

>>36598789
Go to your room Tewi. I need to get the place ready before Yuugi comes over for our date.

>try out the slot machine
>get demon, which is my favorite in the first roll.

noice.

>>36598438
Not trollfag, but it didn't even make sense to me.

post girls with a predatory gaze

>>36598393
There is no way a demon would do it for free. Someone is getting married at the end of that trial.

>>36598967
Depends on who the accuser is. She might be content with making the plaintiff seethe.

>>36598963

>>36599004
STOP FLYING YOU SCREAMING HARLOT

>>36598992
she might, but why would she stop there?

>>36599039
Like I said, she might be content with that. If she is, then she'd be satisfied to stop there.
Further, she might have her eyes on someone in the jury, or one of the witnesses.

>>36598963
I can't find it, but I wanted to post that picture of Hellpups excited that their dad brought pizza.

>>36599054
someone would still be getting married if that was the case

>>36596596
I want to do this but with a normal hag lim

>>36596596
I want this, but with an Alice!

if you find the ghost, the zombie and the skeleton of some girl, what do you get?

>>36599212
Yes.

>>36599217
you get a nice family reunion

>>36599212
three wives

>>36599137

>>36599212
Marriage

>>36599232
>>36599217
>>36599239
three for one special

>>36599247
one for three technically

>>36599212
Once they're all synced to your mana, whenever you're fucking one, all three feel it, wherever they are.

>>36599212
wait a second, how the fuck do you get a skeleton and a zombie at the same time? is the zombie boneless?

>>36599300
>i want my zombie boneless, I don't want bones in my shit

>>36599300
>anyway zhat's how I lost my medical license

>>36599236
Why does that one at the top look grumpy?

>>36599212
ghost possesses the skeleton which possesses the zombie

>>36599373
so they combine into one mighty flesh gundam?

>>36599300
ooh Skin Man, villain in disguise
but Skeleton Man sees through his plan
with his skeleton eyes

>>36599386
they basically just merge into the original girl, you can spook em apart them apart though

>>36599415
why do I feel like they would still bicker with each other

>>36595237

>>36599236
Thank you.

Youkai can't be that bad compared to regular MG can they?
I mean, say for example you took a wrong turn driving in Zipangu and somehow ended up passing through the Great Hakurei Barrier.

>>36599482
Hope you got a glove covering your hand boya, or else you are coming back home with some wives.

>>36599482
you got to deal with old red n white first

>>36599482
one does not simply walk through the great hakurei barrier

>>36599521
I'll hop that border just to prove you wrong

proving myself worthy of a MASSIVE ryu

being kidnaped by a MASSIVE ryu that insists that I have proven myself worthy and I have no say in the matter

>>36599535
You're gonna get caught, man. Don't do it.

>>36599606
border-hopping is in my blood, man. I ain't getting caught anytime soon

>>36599548

>36599548
>36599583
The other thread needs you more.

new commission, this time featuring blindfold play.
Would a monstergirl ever get tired of being surprised with dick?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/pxtzp4xwgzu2n21/commcheral.png?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gkjis46cj69dd6t/commcheralalt.png?dl=0

>>36599776
would a bear ever get tired of shitting in the woods?

Oh fantastic, who needs an image anyways? Take two!
new commission, this time featuring blindfold play.
Would a monstergirl ever get tired of being surprised with dick?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/pxtzp4xwgzu2n21/commcheral.png?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gkjis46cj69dd6t/commcheralalt.png?dl=0

Daughters having some fun!

>>36599791
Would it even still be a surprise at this point?

>>36599445
Gimme the oldest mofu you got! No less than seven tails! Bring out the owner in one of those maid outfits if you have to!

>>36599445
I want a jabberwock fox on the double

How do I escape an assassin kiki?

>>36599941
okay, you need about three buckets full of cum and a room with an automatic lock-door

Undead girls are cute.
That is all.

>>36599952
>>36599941
oh and a wheel of cheese, even better if it's french

>>36599941
>uses a nerf gun
don't play along with her larp. lol

>>36599953
Lies they're adorable

>>36599972
>quote from man shot five times with demonsilver rounds

>>36599941
Find a shog and ask her to protect you.

>>36599941
make a mess

>>36599953
>>36599974
but which are the cutest?

>>36595237

>Clerk at the story mistook me for an underage high school student today
Bros, Cheshires would bully me hard for that...

>>36600118
cringe

>>36600137
>story
store*

i have a confession to make

what are the side effects of doing drugs from monsters you don't know?

>>36599343
Trying to look cool.

>>36600137
>Tfw still get carded at the liquor store
I don't know if I should fear the beergoats or the hellhound security more.

>>36600159
We already know

>>36600137
>>36600198
Fear jinkos. She has the excuse (You) are some deluded kid playing though that will get yourself into danger.

>>36599974
Apparently they don't suck, they scrape and lick

>>36599859
Cute jumprope! Are their moms jumprope fans too??

>>36600300
fuck the police
fuck laws
fuck you

>>36600305
>AIEEEEE he screamed after being thrown in the same cell as the repeated offenders like Hellspawns, Greenworms and vampire hags

>>36600327
>hags
jail ain't so bad

>>36600305

>>36600305
You're going to Wonderland jail

>>36600299
Gloria (nun girl) mom is for sure! great exercise.

>>36600375

>>36600327
But hags are scary. Can't I be thrown in a cell with vampire lolis instead?

>>36600375
sounds wonderful

>>36600375
wtf am I gonna find there

>>36600391
No.

Why do I always feel like someone is watching me? Especially when I go skinny dipping in the river

>>36600391
>hags are scary
lol, just make 'em do the meme pose
and watch them throw their back out

>>36600460
>Are there any other poses you'd like me to do boy?

>>36600404
The terminally normal.

>>36600532
Is she dragon commander's lieutenant in her quest to finally apprehend space outlaw anon?

>>36600550
>when not being a freak is a crime

>>36600532

>>36600592
Corn?

Hehehe, foxes suck

>>36600637
they also fuck unlike you

>>36600637
Your ass sucks.

goat

Best undead coming through

>>36600592
>bi bicorn

>>36600862
Wine goat.

>>36600892
>Pounding your bicorn waifu's frontpussy while a mucus toad eats out her horsepussy

>>36600893
authority goat
She's gonna make you pay taxes

Guess what doujin got serialized
https://gammaplus.takeshobo.co.jp/manga/aigaomoi_darkelf/_files/01/

White snake should have black hair as it is the perfect complementary color

i don't really get it but she looks like a villain of the week

>>36600912
nope, I'll die before I do that

>>36600912
or else?

>>36600928
Nice.

>>36600928
>Dark Elf doujin writers are literal chads

>>36601026
>>36601047
If you refuse you are a criminal and criminals get punished

How do I impress an old money dragon when I'm new money?

>>36601131
That's angel logic!

>>36601139
show her your penis

>>36601147
Yes and?

>>36601131
if they get caught, that is

>>36600912
What if I don't have a job?

>>36600241
I've always wondered how Succubi or even Alps would react to external stimuli like that from a man's hand. Obviously here it's been used as a penis analogue with her masturbating it, but just imagine if you're touching it, not even full on grasping the spade just yet, and tracing your finger down the cartilaginous fuller of it. How the goose flesh would pop up on her from head to toe as soon as she realized you were getting serious with your illicit gropings. Stifling moans as you felt the soft, pillowy tissue of the spade itself, so full of nerve endings like her clitoris. Then, when she goes full on scream queen when you start kissing, licking, suckling it, gently stroking her tail near the base, using oils on it, etcetera. Just think of how much your maids or other house servants would react to hear the Mistress sound like she was being ravished by some kind of carnal beast and all you're doing is the tantamount of Succubus courtship to her.

Tiger butt.

>>36601270
I don't think I understand, could you explain further?

>>36601305
It's the best.

What MGE species would you guys say have the most content, or the most fleshed out personalities (in both canon and fan stuff)? If you had to pick a select few MGE species that could stand strong enough as unique characters, which would you pick?

>>36601396
Dragons. They literally have an entire book dedicated to them.

>>36601396
Probably Manticores, Hellhounds, vanilla Succubi and maybe some like Wights or Jabberwocks? Pretty much any of the really popular ones like Dragons for instance.

>>36601396
there was that whole succubus notebook thing

>>36601062
Next page she has him locked up to prevent his return, right?

>>36601461
going by the clothes on the cover i'd guess she follows him home

>>36601470
How does one escape this situation unraped

>>36601490
teleport spell.

>>36599859
Slimes are just so useful. I think all monster girls should consider slime as an add on

>>36601425
>Jabberwocks
Gotta include Gazer if Jabberwock counts. Both bring out the personality of the other in pics they're in.

>>36601509
Fair enough

>>36601490
Do this

>>36601470
list prices, she doesn't want a whore

>>36601523
Please bro don't do this. Author already spoiled she will recover but this story is too sad till then

>>36601507

jabberwock wIth big thicc dick sucking lips with tentacles that have the same lips as well. that is all
see you tomorrow

>>36601575
Haggerwock.

>>36601604
saucy and lazy wock making her mouth tentacles eat her out

>>36601507
Exactly anon. Its why i dedicate myself to showing the advantages of a pslime for other monstergirl species.

>>36601575
I hate that you can tell the posters who make these types of low quality posts everytime.

>>36601662
U mad?

Fuck the boss.

>>36601698
this with a hellhound would be my ideal

>>36601705
I'd that one several times

:)
mastah

>>36601779

thigh circumference should be a mandatory listing on maid applications

>>36601806
What about fluff volume?

>>36601627
Cuck horse best horse

>>36601886
The best.

>>36601886
I'd rather fuck a Sith

Would you prefer to have a harem or for the harem to have you?

>>36601916
The dark side is a path to many abilities some would consider... sensual.

>>36601902
Is she buying sweetcorn or a firstborn?

>>36601971