/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3659826
>We have slowly and elegantly masturbated to the healthiest of the pantheon and to their deliciously flat chested counterparts in equal measure.

I don't masturbate to touhous

Who cares

>We have slowly and elegantly masturbated to the healthiest of the pantheon and to their deliciously flat chested counterparts in equal measure.

I can't fap to touhous.

>>3659838
I don't either.

Feels like I've gotten too familiar with them to defile them.

Also, forced memes are shit, why the fuck would I want to embrace that.

>>3659838

>>I don't masturbate to Touhous.

>we have idealized a chosen character
And how! Shou is a near-omnipotent demigoddess whose power trumps causality itself.

>>3659858

>>3659838
Why not? Marisa, Tewi and Cirno are hot and they like it when their fans fap to them.

>We have allied ourselves with a faction, we have idealized a chosen character, and we will forever chase after such impossible dreams.

Don't say that about my waifu ;_;

>>3659906
Marisa is a pure girl and Cirno doesn't understand, I'll give you Tewi though.

Thread needs more idealizations.

When they met, Suwako really completely overpowered Kanako, but realized her potential as a frontman and thus a glorious partnership was born.

>>3659926

Not necessarily idealizations, but just following the implications of canon:

Mokou was exiled/left Japan after drinking the Hourai Elixir. That means she spent a millennium wandering the globe, moving from town to town and nation to nation to avoid anyone noticing that she never aged a year past 20.

Maybe she traded on the Silk Road or fought at Agincourt.

>>3659945
That's pretty cool, but it's far more likely she was just a hermit.

>>3659945

Or maybe she just slept with a lot of commoners.

>>3659956

Hence idealizations thread.

>>3659962

Or maybe fuck off Kaguya.

>>3659945
I'll have the same for Tewi, then. Sighting her before a battle saved countless soldiers' lives.

>>3659916
That should be two for me then. Cirno doesn't understand is the same as Cirno likes it when I fap to her. She won't probably wont attack unless I use my "long range attack" on her face and chest. As Marisa is a spoil sport perhaps Reimu, Remilia, or Flandre would appreciate the love of their fans. They are hot as well.

Mokou is King Arthur.

Don't believe me?

everyonesgensokyo.sps

>>3659974

Canon says Mokou didn't (re)discover Kaguya until relatively recent times in Gensokyo.

>>3659985
>King Arthur is a legendary British leader who, according to medieval histories and romances, led the defence of Britain against the Saxon invaders in the early 6th century.
>early 6th century

Too early bro. Would have worked with the whole immortality thing though.

>>3659916
That's why rape exists.

Mmmm rape doujins.

>>3659998
Is here any problem that rape can't solve? It is a shame there is not more of it in the world.

>>3660046
Illness.

Can't cure bein sick with rape.

Although...If you could, that'd be amazing.

I'd get a job as a permanent patient rapist, curing the sick with my dick.

I wonder if it'd work on STDs though?

>>3659990

Lunarian time warp.

>>3660064

is it can be deus ex machina tiem now

>>3660062
That is only because there is no research being done in that field. No one will no about the greatness of rape until after we finish the research. Will you join me in the pursuit of knowledge and science?

>>3660126

Proceed.

>>3660124
Are we going to be raping each other or going out together, finding small sick children, and raping them viciously to see if it will cure them?

>>3660136

Both. Concurrently.

>>3660136
Africa is way ahead of you on rape science dude. It doesn't cure them

u suck

>>3660136
We will be going out and finding people in need of help and giving them what they need to feel better. Also they can't all be viciously raped, we need to test the effects of tender rape and slow rape as well. When we publish our research we will be known as selfless heros.

Eating up whatever shit comes your way doesn't make you an aficionado.

>>3660154