/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I know it's early, but fuck it. Satoko=Lambdadelta celebration thread.

Cool Ange.

>>36497308
Very important.

https://web-ace.jp/youngaceup/contents/1000147/episode/5662/
new chapter

what's this slut doing?

>>36497378
meant to quote >>36497363

>>36497363
Oh, Shion did attend Satoko's birthday here.

>>36497363
Satoko has a holster on! No pulling the gun out her ass now, I guess.

>>36497308
no such thing

>>36497430
Satoko's thighs!

Why wasn't the onigari no ryou there back when Shion (Keiichi in the manga) opened up the statue in Watadamashi?

Why didn't Hanyuu tell Rika about Eua?

What's the diameter of Satoko's areolae?

Let's begin this fragment with a positive vibe!

>>36497363
This face just isn't as funny as the anime's one. I'm curious as to what our resident expression readers think about it though.

>>36497476
she looks like she lost her way to the set of a live action dr seuss movie shooting

>>36497476
What the fuck is this lighting supposed to say about her face. Does she just not have a nose bridge? Does she have a nose around her nostrils and nothing else? Is she a kigurumi mask?
Normally when you do shading like this you highlight the cheekbone opposite the lit part of the face since it stands out more, but shade that half of the nose.

>>36497510
This artist can't draw for shit. Why does Ryukishi suck at finding good artists? Does he not realize his own art is infinitely more soulful than all of them?

>>36497567
Piece's crystal treatment

mipa

>>36497588
nipple

>>36497588
mipper

>>36497588

>>36497601
Nipah~

>>36497363
Woah so they just skipped everything about Rika learning that Takano is innocent as well Rika realizing that the whole situation is sus and that there's clearly someone manipulating everything?

https://voca.ro/1o8Ybv6v57qu
Tatarigoroshi ending song on piano

>>36497363
God I wish that were me

>>36497601
Nipah~

>>36497635
she just realized it okay??

>>36497562
Could Gaap create a portal inside of her butt so that she never has to use a toilet?

>>36497735
Gaap's butt is so loose that going to the toilet is already a piece of cake for her.

Good morning, 07th.
Let's have a pieceful friday today.

>>36497308
>>36497318
How I would love to lock Ange into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-235 inside for an hour or so, maybe even more. I would get someone to drag her out and watch as she starts puking and stumbling over her pathetic fat leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take her to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting her to rest, pretending to look after her and ensuring her that she would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting fat pig will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from her now burned and necrotic flesh, her internal organs failing and her chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering cunt and tell her it gets worse before it gets better. As she gets to her final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that I lied to her the whole time and that she is going to die. The demonic lump of lard starts bawling her flabby eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. She begs to be put out of her mercy, but I ignore her pathetic whines and start peeling her bubbling mottled skin from her plump arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into her disproportionate chubby mouth. I get a bucket of her own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into her raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this overweight failure to expire.

>>36498015
Goodnight anon!

I'm honestly grossed out by r07. I can't believe that the same man who wrote Meakashi all these years ago and clearly understood his characters now went on to write such an unsatisfying, disloyal continuation.
Satoko's treatment is bad enough, but worse are Takano's or Teppei's flanderized characters. They were written as if to say "hey! Satoko is the bad guy now, don't look here!". It's infuriating.
But the worst offender of all is without a doubt Shion. I0 didn't post for weeks because I was in a state of shock to be honest, but I can't hold it in anymore.
Shion. The main character of higurashi chapter 5 - Meakashi -, without a doubt higurashi's best written protagonist to date and the most emotionally complex and conflicted character of all... completely sidelined from the main plot AND from her own chapter.
This is such an insult to old fans that I contemplated dropping Sotsu altogether, but we still have Shion's college design to see so we'll have to hold out.
I think ultimately we just have to accept that r07 clearly lost his touch with higurashi and consider this sequel noncanon, bacause there is no way that Shion would simply let Mion kill her like that.

>>36498198
And here I was hoping you were gone for good, german shitposter.

If you think about it, Shion was always the strongest cicada girl both emotionally as well as physically.
She was beaten down by her own family, tortured, lied to, and had to endure the loss of a loved one through unknown circumstances.
Yet she never broke. Even under the influence of HS, all she ever thought about was saving Satoshi and wreaking havoc to his enemies. To put a stop to the brutal conspiracy keeping Hinamizawa in fear.
So why? Why did she suddenly turn into a meak scaredycat in Wataakashi for plot convenience sake?

>>36498211
I honestly don't know what drives people like you.
Calling everyone who posts on-topic a shitposter when we have real obnoxious shitposters here.

>>36498260
>Calling everyone who posts on-topic a shitposter
What other on-topic posts did I call shitposting, exactly? News to me.

You've just been introduced to Furude Rika. Do you shake her weird flesh lump hand or do you bow?

>>36498377
SATOKO'S BEHIND IT ALL

>>36498377
I do both, naked, to show my obedience.

>>36498364
So I guess you must be a Mionfag then, gotcha.

>>36498401
Learn to falseflag.

>>36497732
I don't think she realized anything. She's utterly shocked at the very end.

>>36498448
Realized anything beforehand I mean.

>>36498448
but she still switched the trap to bear

>>36498483
Because it was a birthday present. You don't normally give your best friend a punch to the face as a birthday present. You can see Rika come to the conclusion at the end, hence her reaction, rather than it being something she came up with before like in the anime.

goodtoko likes rika romantically while eviltoko likes her sexually.

>>36497363

>>36498712
Rika always gets the short end of the stick.

GOODMORNING FROM ITALY

>>36498788
Bad morning to you.

>>36497660
This was very well done! Good job bro! The ending song for Tartaigoroshi always hit me right in the heart and you do it justice.

>>36498797
sad

>>36498198
I know how you feel, what he did to Satoko and the rest of the cast is just disgusting. I want to blame most it on the fact that the "sequel" was done in anime form and not a Visual Novel, But I fear it wouldn't have changed anything if it was done in VN form. The first 6 chapters of Higurashi hold a very deep and special place in my heart and prefer it over Umineko in my personal opinion. Seeing the complete Flanderization of characters that I've spent months with hoping for them to get a happy ending is beyond disappointing. Umineko didn't need to connect to Higurashi, Satoko and Rika didn't need to witchs, Ryukishi didn't need to make Satoko and Rika lesbians just so he could justify his fucking garbage show, He didn't need to give Satoko "character" By removing almost every single trait she has besides "LOL TRAPS XD RIKA!!!! NII-NII XDDD NOW I'M EVIL AND A FAGGOT XDDD" He could've just left her as a little girl without making her some sort of epic 4 billion iq witch. I refuse to believe that the same man who made the masterpiece that was the first 6 episodes of Higurashi and all of Umineko could make something this repulsive. This has to be something conceived by his shareholders, That is my cope. We will never get a Visual Novel like Higurashi again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUNOms16TdY

>>36498831
don't use the word 'bro', it makes me feel weird on the inside.

>>36498788
Goodmorning bro!

>>36498927
I trust in the brotherly way and not in the faggot way right anon!?

>>36498198
>>36498923
>flanderization
opinions discarded

>>36497363
Stupidly horny chapter, good lord Rika chama and Satoko's thighs

Goodnight bros, tomorrow let's shitpost together!

>>36498983
THIS! They've always been like that in the Deen anime! Nice to see a fellow /a/ bro over here too!

>>36498994
I just can't contain myself like this

>>36498994
I'm jealous of Rena.

>>36499013
dilate

>>36497665
Satoko and Rika rubbing their cunnies against Keiichi's legs, absolute heaven

What is your favorite part of Erikantrice manifesto guys?
https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf#page=7

>>36499146
this

mornin

>>36499221
hello.

HOLY SHIT I CAUSED APOCALYPSE
time dilemma is better then i expected but maybe to focus on different story.

more characters would be better

I don't feel satisfied at all. The actual murder massacre that took place was just boring as hell. Yea, so they just shot each other up for the gold. Pretty much the most generic answer possible.
Oh, but its not the HOW or the WHO that matters. Its the why!. But what if I don't give a s*** about the why?
Like I really don't care about Yasu's character at all. He/she is just there and just exists. I was only enthralled by this series because I thought it was a detective story. Is that what Ryukishi means by "without love, it cannot be seen?" Is it because I lack love and compassion for Yasu? f*** this dumb s***.
How can anyone put this VN on the level of Fate/Stay Night? Sure Fate had a lot of problems, but at least people were pretty damn satisfied near the ending for UBW and Heavens Feel. Right now, I just feel like I wasted so much of my life reading this POS soap opera trying to interpret so many things, reading so many theories.
In the end, none of it matters because we're all just goats foaming at the mouth apparently trying to ignore the obvious answer right in front of us. That none of this is real, and the truth of the matter is that a massacre happened in the most boring possible way. Also most of the episodes was fluff fiction written by Yasu and Battler. 90% of this f***ing VN has no relevance to what actually happened.

>>36499276
IS ALL FAKE CREATED BY BERN

THE REAL CRIME WAS GEORGE KILLED EVERYONE AGAINST YASU'S WILL

>>36499146
I like that no one believes it.
Not even the French anon who wrote it so badly.

>>36499276
>How can anyone put this VN on the level of Fate/Stay Night?

>>36499301
I AM ITALIANON
SHKANONTRICE IS FRENCH

>>36499221
Of course the Yuru Yuri artist likes Satoko now.

Had a very weird dream with Eua today. Pic very loosely related

>>36499386
You dreamt that you had a session with Eua at a soapland?
I had a dream about Virgilia hugging and cuddling me once.

>>36499386
For once the real deal looks better than the promo picture.

>>36499276
Most think the same but I won't admit it because they feel guilty by spending so much time in it.

>>36499407
>Most think the same
Speak for yourself.

>>36499401
I had a weird dream in which a bunch of friends, including someone who stole my 6th grade rori crush (I'm not memeing) that I haven't seen in 20 years were sitting in a waiting room with me while being asked questions. I answered dumb shit that was completely irrelevant to what was going to happen, everyone was smiling at me, as though everyone prepared a big surprise for me, and told me to go through a specific set of doors and corridors with red carpet all over. Men in suits just directed me where I had to go while I was being told through a megaphone a weird sentence I couldn't understand.

Once I open the last door, there's a bedroom looking really fancy, and Eua is right there, looking ready for sexual pleasure. All I can remember after is laying down and being nursed by her.

>>36499424
Keep lying to yourself.

>>36499473
You’re projecting.

>>36499407
I think replying to that Sperg type-moon bait post is a bad idea.

>>36499447
That is a weird dream, but equally, I had a dream involving an 8th grade crush pointing me through a spirit library and I wish it had ended in Eua nursing.

>>36499502
He's right about Umineko being a huge disappointment.

>>36497412
Soon

Reminder to fuck your family.

>>36499556
Opinion is fine, although I disagree with it.
But it’s just a series of bait posts that bring type-moon in to troll.

>>36499567
Uminegou looking promising

>>36499617
Umineko Gou will be about Satoko beings sent to the Rikaless world (which mean she's now in a new layer of dimension, aka umineko).

>>36498198
is this renz

>>36499276
KEK so fucking BASED!

>>36499276
>90% of this f***ing VN has no relevance to what actually happened
This, all gorey scenes are just edgy melodrama, how do they contribute to the story?? They don't. Also the plot twist (beato is actually in love with battler) at ep 5 was so fucking stupid that I don't even know where to start.

>>36499787
No love.
Why do you have so little love.

>>36499838
It doesn't make sense. I'm supposed to like the cruel witch now who kept murdering his family in the worst ways possible just because... it's not real? It makes no fucking sense, and that's why only women can understand this incoherent garbage, for they are incoherent themselves.

>>36498036
>I would then take her
Wouldn't that poison you with radiation aswell?

The voyager witches were pretty based, though, as they were only there to laugh at a tranny.

>>36499276
>I just feel like I wasted so much of my life reading this POS soap opera trying to interpret so many things, reading so many theories.
Now imagine being one of the fags that read Umineko whilst it was being released, and from the beginning to boot (meaning you spent 3-4 years reading and re-reading the VN, reading theories and making your own, trying to make sense of the Epitaph, watching the crappy anime for clues, reading the manga adaptations, amongst other things).
As someone who read it back then, I actually find it funny how the rankings of the episodes differ greatly from 2010 to this day. Nowadays, you see plenty of fags here rating EP8 and EP6 highly, but back then people hated everything post-EP5 to pieces, especially EP6 (EP7 was tolerated as long as you considered it a stand-alone story). That makes me think that, of course, people who spent years reading this shit, thinking and putting plenty of effort into it were going to have a different opinion compared to the people who could read it all at once (which still involves some effort considering how lengthy Umineko can get, but still nowhere near the effort fans put into it back in the day).

I honestly really enjoyed the story from EP1 to EP4 (even EP5), and to be honest I liked it quite a lot. I used to read some detective novels before Umineko, but Umineko turned me into a Golden Age aficionado. That being said, the main thing I liked about Umineko, even above the mystery, was Beatrice. Of course, back in the day you would have thought that, in the end, she would be the embodiment of the mystery, but alas. But anyway, two things that made me really bitter about Umineko was how the Beato from EP1-4 died in EP5 and never really came back (which, yeah, I suppose was meant to match how Battler was "dead" for several years, but then he came back, but even them he wasn't really the same person, but honestly I couldn't care less), but even more than that, what really made me sad was how there was no actual Rokkenjima counterpart for Beato, because in terms of both looks and personality Yasu was essentially Shannon, and Beatrice was closer to a power fantasy of hers, rather than her actual personality or even an aspect of it. You could say both things "killed" my love for Umineko.

>>36497635
Anon, she's meant to be dumb as a rock.

>>36499942
Are you okay?
Please relax

>>36499276
I completely agree with you. You feel as if you were betrayed by the author, as if what you bought from the author wasn't what he told he was selling. A reveal like that makes you feel cheated. Cheated of your time and emotions you spent on the plot and the characters, only for to be revealed at the end that nothing that you read was real, and you should feel guilty for wanting to know what happened.
>>36499407
It is mostly because, for some reason, modern western readers, at the very least the ones from the anglosphere, love to justify the authors and to blame the reader's intelligence for disliking the work.

>>36500085
>big post = mad
How about you go back to /a/?

>>36499276
lol he fell for the umimeme

>>36500090
I read it as it was coming out.
I didn’t have your problems.
Your post is garbage. I don’t go to /a/

>>36500100
>>36500090 is not me, though.

>I read it as it was coming out.
>I didn’t have your problems.
That's great, really.

>Your post is garbage.
So is yours.

>>36500100
No one asked

>>36499942
>Rokkenjima counterpart for Beato
What does this mean? A witch representing Rokkenjima??

>>36497363
God DAMN this chapter

>>36500115
Yes you did. You made a discussion post

>>36500112
Thanks, but I don’t agree.
He said
> Now imagine being one of the fags that read Umineko whilst it was being released, and from the beginning to boot
So it’s relevant.
I can understand why you might not have seen that in that trash post though.

Imagine discussing Umineko
Imagine then saying no one asked
This must be the fabled Euro hours I hear about.

>>36500132
>You made a discussion post
How does that equal a question about what boards you browse or how garbage my post is?

>>36497363
wtf why is rika exposing herself like this?

>>36500145
It’s an opinion. It doesn’t equal anything.

>>36500144
Can you fuck off sperg?

>>36500144
Not the same person schizo, take your meds.
>>36500150
Who asked for your opinion?

dude satokeks eyes turned red i fucking called it lmao

>>36500128
>What does this mean?
A real person, as in someone who was Beatrice personalitywise, even if the looks were not the same.

>>36500139
>He said
I said that (at least the part you quoted, since that's from my post).
I honestly don't get your point. My post was about how I didn't like Umineko being one of the fags who read it back in the day, how most of the fags in /a/ and /jp/ didn't like it either and how the rankings of the episodes have varied over the years. Then you quoted me telling me to relax, even though I'm not particularly frustrated (at least not any more), and then in the next post you make things about yourself because you also read it back in the day and liked it, but that's irrelevant to my original post.

>>36500144
>NNOOOOO WHY CANT BURGER HOURS BE THIS GOOD
Rent free

AAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T ANYMOREE
TOMATOOO

CUMMING AND CUMMING AND CUMMING AND CUMMING IT DOESNT STOP

>>36500160
That guy did.

>>36500322
>>36500160

>>36500325
You need an opinion too?
Ikuko =George

>>36500331
IKUKO = YASU
READ THE MANIFESTO

>>36500331
>[schizo delusions]
see >>36500115

Guys why this theory is so perfect

>>36500348
Why do you keep asking for replies?

>>36500355
Why do you keep telling me your opinion even though I didn't ask for it?

>>36500357
You keep using question marks.
So you are explicitly asking for a reply and an opinion.
If you post at all you can expect people to reply.
You are implicitly asking for replies by doing that.

>>36499942
I recently finsished Umineko and I really did not like the Answers arc as much as I did the Questions arc. The closer I was to discovering the mystery, the less I cared about what happened in the story. By that point, I was already speed reading through all magical battle scenes that happened in the game board, but I was starting to become frustated in what was happening on the meta world, as the plot was completely changing the course it was taking, from a mystery/fantasy to a useless meta commentary.
After the bore that it was the loredump called chapter 7 and the debut of Featherine/Ikuko, I was already apathetic, but I still had hope.
Then comes chapter 8, which started good, but then it became bad after the Halloween party. Ryukishi actually had the gall to insert a fucking shonen-esque final battle scene, were all the dead people are fighting enemies that doesn't exist, but you're still somehow should care, because wanting to know what really happened is bad and that makes you a goat.
Then the icing on the cake comes: The massacre was really that boring shoot out, and not only Battler did survive, but he became brain damaged, lost his meory, and episodes 3-6 were all his forgeries, which throws all that character development on the trash can, and you actually knows nothing about all the characters that you met. Also Battler actually recovered his memories, but he doesn't see himself as him because of his brain damage, so the character that you grew to like became a retarded cripple.
And all of this was just so the author could tell you that you shouldn't focus on the past.

>>36500302
puffy

>>36500373
>So you are explicitly asking for a reply and an opinion
No I was asking why you keep posting your unasked for opinion, not your opinion. There's a structure here.
>You are implicitly asking for replies by doing that
Meds, NOW.

>>36500404
I don’t agree

>>36497601
>I trust mine mine
NIPAH~

>>36500419
>>36500115

>>36500431
You also type meds now a lot when you are wrong and link to the same posts a lot.
Can you talk about 07th expansion please? You seem to be trolling at this point.

>>36500436
>Y-OU TT-T-TROLL!! ;_;
I will talk about 7th after you take your meds

>>36500448
So you are just a Sperg clone all along.
I understand.
Post hidden!

>>36500465
>P-POST HI-
see >>36500115

>>36500484
Please relax.
I’m turning on filters so I don’t need to see you sperg out.

>>36500346
Please tell me more. Can you do it without caps lock on though? I won’t read it unless you do that.

>>36499276
>he didn't get it
Let's all laugh together at piggy-kun!

Bern on the desk, what will she do?

>>36497363
What a fucking slut.

>>36500594
>>36500585
ITALIANON BABY
>>36500550
After leaving the island Yasu tried to kill herself but Battler saved her at cost of his memory
All Umineko is the magic version of Ikuko trying to make Battler remember with her mysteries

>>36500523
>S-STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IM TURNING DA HECKINN FILTERS ON
And why should I care? >>36500115

my theory is ryukekshi doesn't even care and just wants money

My theory is I'm fucking tired of this hack's bullshit and umineko was the biggest waste of time in my life

>>36500633
THIS IS ITALIAN THEORY RETARD
IF HIS THEORY ON SOSTU IS FAKE THEN THIS IS JUST A CASH BAG FILLERS FOR COOMERS TO RECOVER FROM CICONIA FAILURE

Lots of Hanyuu and auau

>>36500620
He can’t see you. Why do you care.

>>36500672
Is this the face of combat mode Hanyuu?

>Error:File too large.

>>36500602
I bet she does that every morning to Satoko.

Hanyuu is ready for war but you shitposters are accomplishing nothing.

>>36500650
shut up retard

>>36500692
She needs to get her daily Rika fluid intake somehow.

>>36500750
mad goat

>>36499567

>>36500768
shut up pasta nigger

>>36500650
THIS IS RETARD ITALIAN FAILURE THEORY
HIS COOMERS THEORY ON SOSTU IS FAKE
IF CTO THEN THIS IS JUST FROM FILLERS
CICONIA RECOVER FROM A CASH BAG

How did Satoko dodge the sword though?

>>36500834
Forced animation

>>36500834
Forced superpowers.

>>36500763
She spent a year training with master roshi

>>36497601
Kukukuku auauau~

>>36500790
>>36500802
1-BIT GOATS SO MAD LMAO

>>36500834
Forced plot.

>>36500896
If you were right I’d respect you but your Higurashi theory is so bad I can’t even laugh any more.

>>36500834
Her AC is so high that Akane would have to crit to hit her.

>>36500913
why?
Ooishi is what turn Rena mad and all Mion chapter IS A FUCKING JOKE
i misss the satoko ones i will watch it soon

>>36500834
Would you have preferred it if she caught it with her butt instead?

I just loved how the veintilating headshot wasn't censored but Keiichi bonking Rena just had to be blacked out.

>>36500590
Bern can't be with the one who wrote her character, she can be with the self insert one though Featherine

>>36501066
anon died after making this post

>>36501071
Magic will never be real

>>36501092
herp derp

>>36501092
magic is always real if you believe

Eua molests little boys

>>36501101
Magic is never real if you believe.

>>36501109
believe in what? the real world full of niggers?

Battler: episode 1-4
Magic isn’t real
Ange episode 4:
Magic isn’t real

Episode 8.
Battler and Ange:
Yes, magic is real

Hack

which stake do you want to fuck most?

>>36501161
asmo

>>36501161
belphegor

>>36501161
I like Belphegor

>>36501161
lucifer pussifer

>>36500385
You managed to capture my feelings pretty well.

>>36501161
None of them exist

>>36501235
they do

>>36501266
But we don’t know if they looked like that or what their personalities were or anything.

>>36501266
I meant the stakes, the people they were based on did but didn't wear revealing cloths

>Gets trashed on for choosing to not reveal the whole truth of the mystery in the VN
>Then gets trashed on for revealing the truth completely in the manga
Is there any winning for Umi?

>>36501305
I am a VN purist. I disregard everything else.

>>36501153
>He didn't get it
>He took things literally like a fool
The heart, anon...

>>36501340
Same, Sotsu and Gou are clearly fake.

>>36501305
If you can't solve Umineko after reading episode 6/7, you're a fucking retard. Ryukishi never needed to reveal the whole truth outright.

>>36501305
Maybe Umineko is just bad

>>36501360
Please explain.

>>36501366
10 YEARS AND NO ONE FOUND OUT THE SOLUTION
KNEEL

>>36499276
...what exactly were people expecting as an answer? What would be a 'not generic' answer?

>>36501369
I'm not gonna, don't wanna spoil lurkers who didn't read it all. How about you try to think instead of asking someone else to do it for you? Fucking goat.

>>36501384
So you don’t know?

>>36501383
witches descended from the heavens and wiped out the mortal trash

>>36501376
3 YEARS AND ITALIAN STILL WRONG.

>>36501392
I do know, and I will give you a hint if that satisfies you.
The hint is: cope.
And I really mean it.
This should be enough.

>>36501414
Cope is not the answer
I refuse to explain

>>36501414
>He doesn’t know anything
>Hides behind abuse
>can’t sum up the answer in one reply. Even Italianon can do that.

>>36501153
Heartless, brainless idiot.

>>36501153
This is right

>>36501442
The reason I'm not saying it outrifght it's because that's gay and for people who don't think. I gave a clue.

Without heart, it cannot be sneeded.

>>36501452
Sneed used on /jp/
Wow, the state of this general.

>>36501470
Sneed my cock goatse boy.

>>36501470
Newfags just want to spread their cancer like the immigrants they are.

>>36501474
Why are you here?

>>36501470
Behold the cornfield running through Rural route 9.
You who seek the Former Store, follow its path downroad in search of the key.

As you travel down it, you will see a parking lot.
Near the parking lot, look for the banner the two will tell you of.
There sleeps the key to the Former Store.

The one who obtains the key must then travel to the Former Store in accordance with these rules.

On the first twilight, offer the 4 chosen by the key as sacrifice.
On the second twilight, those who remain shall put the previous key in its rightful place
On the third twilight, praise his noble name.
On the fourth twilight, seed the head and feed.
On the fifth twilight, seed the chest and feed.
On the sixth twilight, seed the stomach and feed.
On the seventh twilight, the former one shall revive, and none shall be left alive.
On the eighth twilight, at journey's end, you shall attain to the power of the Store's treasures, once and for the last time.

The former one shall praise the city-slicker and bestow four treasures.
One shall be all the seeds from the Store
One shall be the resurrection of all the feeds.
One shall be the resurrection of the suck that was lost.
One shall be to fuck the owner to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my beloved former owner, Chuck.

>>36501485
Creative at least.
Upvoted

>>36501384
>I'm not gonna, don't wanna spoil lurkers who didn't read it all
Kill yourself retard, what a shitty excuse

>>36501470
How new are you? It's been the norm since /qa/ refugees (sperg) came in and took a fat shit on this shithole

>>36501443
Seethe retard

>>36501153
>characters must never change their stance on anything

>>36501533
Imagine if Naruto suddenly stopped caring about Sasuke and killed him, that's how retarded this plot twist is.

Ryukishit has no idea how to tell a message, even in Higurashi it was basically spelled out with zero subtlety.

>>36501161
ALL FAKE CREATED BY BERN

>>36501540
Except the whole story is clearly about the process of that change of position from Ange's original resolve to die for an unknowable truth.

>>36501540
That's a terrible analogy.

>>36501540
But Battler's stance on magic gradually changed throughout the episodes. First he wanted to deny all magic, then he changed his stance to denying that magic killed his family, then eventually he has that talk with Dlanor and Virgilia where he accepts that magic isn't inherently bad, and then he learns the truth. Magic is obviously metaphorical anyway.

>>36501600
Nah it's perfect. Both Battler and Naruto had one goal in mind, deny magic and bring your friend back.
The opposite of that would be killing your friend and accepting magic.
>>36501598
>the whole story is clearly about the process of that change
Doesn't make it any less shit. It was executed horribly.

>>36501633
Goat.

>>36501596
so which witch do you prefer to kissu?

>>36501633
If you didn't see it coming with the repetition of the thematic motto about love and magic then you really are a goat.

>>36501596
You are that French anon who gets everything wrong?
Do you have any evidence?

>>36501642
Virgilia.

>>36501633
Denying magic would never bring anyone back.

>>36501638
>>36501647
>G-GOAT!!13232
Ah yes, the classic.
How to deflect any Umineko criticism: GOAT!!!
Even if it was foreshadowed that doesn't make it any less stupid.
Concession accepted btw.

in all seriousness, WHAT the fuck went wrong

>>36501642
Bern (christian).

>>36501676
Why is it stupid?

>>36498983
It's an actual english word, ESL.

>>36501676
I'll spell it out for you, the whole story is about how we deal with tragedy. The very very end, the last scene, has Tohya finally accepting his past as Battler, and wondering why he didn't do it sooner. It's about finding joy inside grief. It seems like you want him to never move on, to never grow up, to keep in a state of denial.

A perfectly cromulent one.

>>36501693
AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH ZEN ZEN DAME DAME. magic isn’t real. I won’t accept it. Witches can’t exist!!! I’ll erase you Beatrice!
> No actually it’s fine. Magic is real. Also you are my wife in magic world and I am a Golden Sorcerer.

This is actually a pretty instantaneous change.

>>36501681
this

>>36501731
But it wasn't? It was more gradual than that.

>>36501734
This face is a happy one right?
Please be patient. I have troubles identifying facial expressions.

>>36501693
Because it's completely contradictory to the initial premise. That's not a flaw in itself but the way it was executed was awful.
Ryukishit tried to tell you that X something is wrong and you should do the opposite instead in the shittiest way possible. The foreshadowing, the buildup, and the execution and the consequences themselves, EVERYTHING about it was poorly written. Ryukishit is not only a pedophile, he's also a sociopath. He didn't understand Battler's magic-denying theme and how important it is.

>>36501742
Still mad about yesterday, I see.

>>36501741
Was it really though?
It’s pretty instant after episode 4

>>36501742
she looks to me unsatisfied

>>36501723
I know it's about coping, the execution was horrible.

>>36501750
Okay, and how was it poorly executed?

>>36501759
Not really.

>>36501676
Okay then. Put in a dry and reductionist way, it's a metafiction about the limits of interpretation and inductive reasoning. You cannot see the truth without love in the same way you cannot know someone loves you purely through inductive reasoning (blue truth). You are given various possible ideas to believe about the Rokkenjima incident that showcase the worst and best of the family. Ange chooses to believe in the best possible version of an unknowable truth because she loves her brother and her family. If you didn't like it then that you're prerogative but it's thematically coherent, not difficult to understand, and amply prepared in the question arcs with frequent suggestions that magic is not in fact evil.

>>36501773
You keep repeating it was bad but the only elaboration you've done is a Naruto reference. Please present some sort of coherent argument or fuck off.

>>36501742
You WILL be eternally seething about it you demented baboon.

>>36499276
Without love, it cannot be seen

>>36501781
*that's your

I need to drink Satoko's

which WTC characters are most likely to be furries?

>>36501793
retard

>>36501793
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>36501781
> If you didn't like it then that you're prerogative
Should be
> that’s your prerogative
Or
> that is your prerogative
Please run this through a spellchecker and maybe hire a couple of editors next time. This is the first error I’ve ever seen in any post in this general. I’m disappointed.

>>36501798
semen

>>36501817
I love Ange's delicious fingers.

>>36501817
I don’t know what this unholy beast has to be smug about.

>>36501783
>Please present some sort of coherent argument or fuck off.
I also said that Ryukishit didn't understand how the magic denying theme of Battler and DAME ZEN ZEN DA MEDA resonated with the reader because he's a low IQ writer who can't see anything beyond his shitty writing.
The main reason I picked up Umineko was because I heard it's a MYSTERY novel, and I like solving mysteries. I didn't pick Umineko for this love interest stupid garbage, and I'm pretty sure a lot of people agree with me.
This is why EP8 made a lot of people upset >>36499942
Imagine trying to solve the mystery all those years only to end up with
>hahah lol magic is real i rabu beato!!
It's fucking awful. You can't mix a love story and a mystery together, mystery readers want to work their BRAINS not their heart.
Is this enough "coherent argument" for you? Do you concede now?

>>36501837
She's sitting on lots of money and doing okay with her life now.

>>36501806
Anyone who can see Sakutarou. Maria and Ange may have this disease.
Also Kinzo. I refuse to explain.

>>36501850
I know right. It’s a FANTASY.

>>36501850
Also, this is what happens when you try to write a mystery novel when you've read no mysteries prior.
I can't believe that fucking hack actually tried to write a mystery with no experience, of course it's gonna be shit.
Did he really think he could pull that off? Lmao.
Midwit IQ + inflated ego = Ryukishit = HACK
You guys should read Fate btw, at least Nasu knows what he's doing.

>>36501871
Type moon bait hidden!
It’s old and tired!

>You guys should read Fate btw, at least Nasu knows what he's doing.
Making it a bit obvious there champ

>>36501850
>mystery readers want to work their BRAINS not their heart
I don't see how both are mutually exclusive.

I came here to nipah
But this thread just makes me want to meep

>OH MY GOD DID HE... DID HE JUST MENTION FATE??? BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT STOP REPLYING TO HIM AAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
This is how umitrannies defend this garbage? How sad.

>>36501161
They literally all have the same bodytype

>>36501161
Mammon I guess since I'm marrying Enje and she comes with.

>>36501895
Step up your bait game Sperg.
Maybe throw in some ‘Ikuko is x’. That usually works.

>>36501366
Easy to say that when you have the manga revealing the secret

>>36501918
In before Spergpost regarding manga canon.

>>36501890
Never has a truer image been posted.

>>36501470
Are you really implying this place was ever good?

>>36501884
>I don't see how both are mutually exclusive
not necessarily, but a mystery fan is most likely going to be autistic with barely any love interest.
You can't just shove that in, it's out of place.
Fuck ryukishi and his inflated ego thinking he can write a mystery novel when he's read none.
What's worse is he has the audacity to say stuff like "without love it cant be seen" implying he knows how his readers feel and they should trust him.
How the fuck would you know what a mystery reader would feel if you haven't read any mysteries yourself? How?
You don't. That's why garbage like Umineko exists.
Unforgivable embarrassing hot trash. Ryukishi is a hack that should get shot.

>>36501914
>S-SS-SsSs-SPER-
Holy shit did based rax mindbreak you this bad? I feel sorry for you anon

>>36501890
>2deep4u
Dead meme, step up your game umitranny.

>>36501836
They're so cute and pretty!

>>36501890
this is true.

>>36501936
>but a mystery fan is most likely going to be autistic with barely any love interest
That doesn't mean it's always the case. You shouldn't assume your worldview is shared by everyone.

did someone mentioned fate? fate is trash desu

>>36501890
this is cope

>>36501956
Please explain. Long time admirer of your stuttering.

>>36501991
This is your argument umitranny? REALLY now?
Why don't you just admit I'm right and move along?

fate is trash

>>36502016
What I said wasn't false in any way.

Fate is definitely trash.

>>36502016
You don’t even like mysteries.

>>36501850
All I'm hearing is you don't care for the heart of the story and just the technical aspects of the mystery, and are refusing to accept that the story isn't about that at all after the first few episodes. It makes you a goat.

>>36501995
>>36502033
>>36502037
>no-u
Umisisters??? THIS is how we cope???
>>36502009
>explain
What? I'm not the sperg you mind broken tranny.
However sperg is based for living rent free in your tiny head.

>>36501890
the image makes fatecucks seethe

kek you can always tell its a fatecuck

>>36502066
Sorry Sperg clone. But you are basically him because you type the same.
I don’t know what rent free means so that’s wasted on me.
Regardless can you explain.

Day 56 of praying for RGD adaptation.

fate has actual trannies though and cucks. explain that

fate is cool, but i just like 07th more

>>36502057
>reading comprehension: 404
No retard, all I said is you shouldn't blame your readers for not liking love interest drama in their mystery because that's not what they picked up the VN for, they came for problem solving, guessing and coming up with a theory not cheap love drama #2746492.
>>36502070
>>36502077
>FATE FATE FATE
HOLY KEK talk about insecure.
Fate will always be better than Umineko, and no amount of cope will change this.

>>36502153
cope, tranny

MEEPERINOS

>>36502153
Nah

>>36502078
>P-PLEASE SPOONFEED ME!!
No.
>>36502138
HF is not canon, there you go.
>>36502162
>no-u, AGAIN
Sigh I see why sperg keeps trolling you morons with ease.

Just finished Last Note, and I think its safe to say that Kyrie is a cunt

>>36502189
Can you explain what it is you mean by this though?

>>36502189
go back to your DBZ thread before I take your green card you fucking spic

>umitrannies too assblasted to admit I'm right so they resort to shitposting
So easy.

>>36502217
It means you're a fucking retard for liking Umishit now shut up.
>>36502235
>MUH BOOGEYMAN
See this is why when I say MIND BROKEN you say YES SIR.
>>36502190
I have no idea what that is, I've only read F/SN and watched F/Z

>rent free schizo keeps bumping the thread

see you in next thread?

>>36502237
Can you tell me what it is you are right about?
Sorry I have trouble reading green text and gate off-posting.

Tsukihime is better than Fate anyway

>>36502262
This ones even worse as you started doing upper case as well.

>>36502274
tsukihime is a better vn but everything by nasu is trash.

>>36498198
I was with you at the start but who the fuck cares about Shion? She barely mattered in the original either except to create two chapters that barely have anything to do with the overall themes and plot. Would have been much better to merge her character into Mion.

>keeps bumping the thread
>thread is past bump limit
OH NONONONO UMISISTERS???? I THOUGHT WERE SMART?????

>>36502304
What do you mean?
I can’t follow this?

>>36501918
But I didn't need the manga to figure it out?

>>36502304
you are welcome in the next thread, dont use up all your epic reaction images

>>36502304
I hate how all mexican trash talk like this from the AOT threads to DBZ. go back to /a/ and never come back

holy shit people can't even deal with trolls

cool bait but you cant troll harder than beato already did

>>36502352
>proceeds to damage control

>>36502324
>y-your welcome next thread just forget about that please ;_;
pfffffft BAHAHAHAHAH
Don't worry anon, your oopsie is safe with me, no one will know ;)
>>36502313
>I can’t follow this?
It's simple. Umitrannies are coping again. That's it.
>>36502338
>M-MUH MEXICANSS
Kek did you get molested as a child by your mexican uncle or something? You sound like a broken record.

>>36502338
I will never understand why these pests aren't banned on the spot.

>>36502359
Beato got trolled by Battler himself

I pity mexicans because they always get shit on wherever they go, in every single fandom. thats how you develop this disorder to gain attention even if its by trolling.

>>36502368
I still don’t get it.
Maybe if you typed things in a meaningful way I could follow. There not a single but of this I get.

>>36502390
they enjoy typing captchas. High IQ umineko chads all use 4chan pass

>>36502262
>>36502189
>>36502304
>>36502368
Am I to understand this is how Mexicans troll?
Why does no one help this person? He could be a productive member of 07th expansion and maybe talk about mysteries if he was properly looked after.

>>36502433
>OH NONONO
>UHHH, X-SISTERS?

thats how you know hes mexican. now go to /a/ and count how many mexicans are living there

what? calling him mexican made him quiet. how does that work?

>>36502497
mexicans have low self esteem

Can you point out a better public community? I would say the quality varies pretty wildly between threads. Usually Erikantrice / Sperg clone anon spamming drives away smarter posters for a while, with the exception of timeless ancientfags who have been here since the beginning and will be here until the end of time. (I, of course, belong in this extolled caste.)

It used to be you could have good discussions on AnimeSuki or Rokkenjima with the likes of Renall, but those days are long gone, and this is the closest thing to public daily 07th expansion posting I've been able to find.

I believe we need to either create a new community or work to improve the quality of discussion here back to the heights we reached in the fabled era of the mysteryanon, now lost deep in the mists of time. Hard, but surely doable if enough people are willing to work on it.

>>36502497
he was afraid of being exposed as a cartel member so he ran away

*ahem*
Sneed 'em.

>>36502505
Just wait for phase 2 to come out.

Hey. I like Hanyuu.

>>36502497
>>36502503
>>36502561
>H-AHHAHA THE PLAN WORKED GUYZZ HES GONE NOW WE CAN SPAM SEXTOKO IS PEACE!!
Sorry but your fun days are over, the BEAST is back.

>>36502646
good. I feel like eating tacos with some extra salt

Mexitoco.

Are we being raided

>>36502669
by italy and mexico

>>36502653
Again, sorry that some mexican chad raped your dumbass when you were a child but I'm NOT mexican. Stop pushing your delusional headcanon on me tranny.

>>36502646
Are you going to be okay?

>>36502682
Is this 07th expansion related?
Please be patient I can’t follow most of what you are saying?

>>36502682
Why are you so ashamed? That kind of freudian slip is what makes you seem vulnerable.

>>36502683
>>36502699
>A-AM I RETARDED GUYS PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHATS GOING ON IM FUCKING RETARDED
Not my fault shut up

>I-m n-not mexican guys!!!

>>36502715
It must be your fault if people can’t understand you.
Take a deep breath.

>>36502710
>fReeuUUDIeN SLIp LOL
copying words from thesaurus won't make you smart

>>36502731
What do you mean?
Is this 07th expansion related? Why are you here?

Shut the fuck up already, jesus. Get a life, seriously.

>>36502731
I know I'm smart because im not mexican

If you're not going to provide us with an Umineko power level chart explaining Battler Blanco or something then what use are you really

>>36502745
>jesus

is that his mexican name?

>>36502751
Tohya (forma de disabilidad)

>>36502742
>W-WHY ARE YOU HERE OH MY GOD YOU RUINED MY SEXTOKO SPAMMING SESSION LEAVE ME ALONE YOU MEANIE TROLL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>36502745
>S-SHHHHHSHSHS-SHUT UP!!! ;_;
Umitrannies psyche status: DESTROYED

alright alright, lets make the mexican poster feel welcomed

>el bruja de oro puede llorar

>>36502746
You're a tranny though, I'd take a mexican CHAD over a mentally ill freak any day

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

>>36502774
Can you post in a way that is readable?
I can’t follow this. Posts should be readable and high quality as per the global rules.
What do you mean?

I sure hope our newest poster has done all the required reading...