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Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:35:03 2009 No.3645506 [Reply] [Original]

Have you stuck your dick in your Tenga Egg today, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:38:03 2009 No.3645520 Nope, can't say I have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:39:03 2009 No.3645528 tenga egg spider why did they think that was a good name? all you can think about is spider eggs on your dick when you're using one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:40:03 2009 No.3645535 Have you played with your tinpo today, /jp/? (I always wanted to ask that)

>>	tristan !tzara749YA Sat Oct 31 19:41:03 2009 No.3645539 File: 339 KB, 760x596, spider_blowjob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3645528

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Sat Oct 31 19:42:03 2009 No.3645545 I don't own one, nor do I masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:43:03 2009 No.3645549 Not today, and I may ask : how many times do you use your egg before you have to throw it away ?

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Sat Oct 31 19:44:03 2009 No.3645553 I don't own a tenga egg or any sex toy in general. Not saying anything is wrong with them. I just don't own one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:47:03 2009 No.3645565 >>3645545 GTFO you sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:48:03 2009 No.3645574 >>3645553 Possibly the most unnecessary post in history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:49:03 2009 No.3645576 I want to get some kind of sex toy, but I'm still living with my parents, so it's kinda difficult.

>>	tristan !tzara749YA Sat Oct 31 19:50:03 2009 No.3645577 >>3645576 Do they open your mail or something?

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Sat Oct 31 19:50:03 2009 No.3645582 >>3645565 How am I sick because I don't masturbate? I just have zero sexual desire, probably partially due to the medication I'm on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:51:03 2009 No.3645585 >>3645577 No, not really. They also don't bother cleaning my room or touching my old figurine boxes. So it's not that hard to hide it, I guess. But I am paranoid about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:58:03 2009 No.3645619 How am I sick because I don't masturbate? I just have zero sexual desire, probably partially due to the medication I'm on. >to the medication I'm on. >the medication You're sick, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:02:03 2009 No.3645641 I want one of these, but it would only backfire because while fapping I'd only be able to think about how I'm killing the non-existent baby chicken inside.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Sat Oct 31 20:07:03 2009 No.3645665 >>3645619 >implying the majority of /jp/ doesn't have something wrong with them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:09:03 2009 No.3645676 >>3645641 most chicken eggs go unfertilized anyway. the eggs sold in stores are basically just the excrement of the hen's menstruation

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:16:03 2009 No.3645710 >>3645676 WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:33:03 2009 No.3645777 >>3645676 THE FUCK

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Sat Oct 31 20:34:03 2009 No.3645781 File: 1.07 MB, 1000x1399, yamame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3645528 Problem, Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:38:03 2009 No.3645797 >>3645641 what the fuck grocery store sells these eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:40:03 2009 No.3645806 You haven't seen anything until you've seen balut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:41:03 2009 No.3645814 File: 1.80 MB, 853x1200, 8e463d6c084debb63811698239938fce99743171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the eggs sold in stores are basically just the excrement of the hen's menstruation It's true /r/ Aya's "these are my eggs"

>>	Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga Sat Oct 31 20:44:03 2009 No.3645817 File: 389 KB, 675x1665, 1250913287444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3645814

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sat Oct 31 20:44:03 2009 No.3645818 File: 99 KB, 376x469, 1255657594238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do you hate her so much /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:45:03 2009 No.3645827 >>3645806 mmmm balut.....haven't had some in a while, now i'm hungry

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 20:59:03 2009 No.3645887 >>3645818 nobody likes spiders

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sat Oct 31 21:01:03 2009 No.3645895 File: 168 KB, 512x512, 583990c0c7b00904be2ffbb29a739583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3645887 ;__;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 23:59:03 2009 No.3646871 >>3645827 You sick bastard.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun Nov 1 00:00:03 2009 No.3646876 File: 45 KB, 600x580, e72afad97c67518db8314e4e81baaeeb55230e27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3645818 brrr, spiders feels bad, man. i dislike eight legged creatures that move fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:04:03 2009 No.3646900 >>3646876 Spiders are my friends. They eat gnats and flies which spread diseases, and only wish to take up a small corner with a badass-looking web.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:08:03 2009 No.3646921 >>3646900 But they come out and attack you while you sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:14:03 2009 No.3646967 Yamame is my touhou waifu... Just something about those exaggerated hips in that dress...

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