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(You) are Flan now.
What do?

>> No.36445395

Fly.

>> No.36445418

I'm scared, can I spend the night in big sister's bed?

>> No.36445507

rub my cunny.
go hug Remi (and rub her cunny too)

>> No.36445665

>>36445418
You're the scariest

>> No.36446107
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36446107

infect sakuya

>> No.36446361

steal pudding

>> No.36446516

eat all black people

>> No.36446540

>>36445395
B-B-B-BASED!

>> No.36446904

>>36445374
Break stuff. That's always fun.

>> No.36447306

>>36445374
Get a computer from Nitori and continue my NEET life in the basement.

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>>36446361
This

>> No.36449377

>>36445374
1v1 yukari to feel the hate flow and for the glory of the fight

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Bonding with big sis

>> No.36449737

>>36446540
Thanks, king.

>> No.36450812

Go bully Remi for being the dork she is

>> No.36453022

Cry

>> No.36453343

>>36449599
>tissues
Uhh what are they watching?

>> No.36453827

>>36453343
A sad movie.

>> No.36453879

>>36453827
then why are they smiling?

>> No.36453900

>>36453879
they are inhuman monsters

>> No.36453943
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>>36453900
wow thats pretty harsh sempai
they're just bonding over a movies

>> No.36453998

>>36453943
If everyone on /jp/ is Flan, I wonder how Remilia would react to there being several thousand Flans now.
We she still bond with her sisters?

>> No.36454019

>>36453343
A vintage porn movie they need the tissues to wipe the semen off their large futa cocks after they're done ejaculating

>> No.36454026
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>>36453998
*Would she

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>>36453998
It certainly would be hard to distribuute all the hugs with so many Flan's around!

>> No.36454239

>>36454117
Maybe everyone on /jp/ now shares one Flan body. That might make it easier for her.

>> No.36454687

>>36445374

I want to throw a party in my room and invite all of the younger sisters to have some fun.

>> No.36454711

>>36454687
But nobody comes.

>> No.36454803

>>36454711

I just send Sakuya to capture them.

>> No.36454831

>>36454803
What if they capture Sakuya instead and tickle her until she faints?

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>>36453343
Some people just have tissues in their living room.

>> No.36454909

>>36454831

I'll probably cancel the party after discovering their disturbing fantasies.

>> No.36455297

Do I wake up in her basement, or is this a 'I wake up in my own bed but I'm Flan now' sort of situation?

>> No.36455883 [DELETED] 

>>36455297
What would you do in either situations?

>> No.36455904

>>36455297
What would you do in either situation?

>> No.36458714
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>>36455904
If I woke up as her with her life, I would probably try to get the message that the mind inside Flan is not the mind that was previously in there to one of the main residents. Any actions after that depend on how they react.
If I woke up in my own bed as Flan, the high priorities are calming my family down and getting all the windows covered up so I don't start taking damage from the sun. After that, I quit my job and try to find an alternative income source and a blood source.
In either situation, I would still probably grope myself a bit first

>> No.36459522

Uhhh... i think hard enough so im not flan

>> No.36459598

>>36458714
>has the power to "Destroying absolutely anything and everything"
ez money with a bit of creativity, dude

>> No.36459744

>>36455297
I think in the former, everyone would just assume it's Flan playing some weird new game of pretend if you didn't have some way to prove it.

>> No.36459952

>>36459744
Do you think that would start to affect you mentally? If everyone just treated you as Flan and nobody believed that you were actually someone else, you'd probably start to subconsciously take on some of Flan's personality traits. I think it's called the Proteus effect.

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>>36459952
I don't think that sounds too bad...

>> No.36460328

It would be strange explaining to the whole world that I just turned into a fictional character from a series of bullet hell shooting games. I'd become a national sensation. News agencies across the country and the world will take note of this new discovery. Never has the world seen a person change minds and bodies in their sleep. They'd document and study me. They'll ask me questions about how I turned into Flandre Scarlet and what were the events leading up to the transformation. It completely defies the laws of the universe.

>> No.36460784

>>36460295
Having your identity slowly eroded away doesn't sound bad to you?

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>>36460784
I don't like the who I am already

>> No.36465797

>>36460328
How would you get them to believe you?

>> No.36465809

>>36460328
I would do my best to avoid any sort of attention. Maybe try to find a caretaker. I don't think it'd be good if the world learned of a vampire with the body of a little girl that could destroy anything.

>> No.36465839

Can I grab Patchy's tummy? I'm sure she'd probably yell at most people, but if it's her friend's beloved sister...

>> No.36469148

>>36459598
My main concern would be figuring out how to be discreet enough to make use of those powers without attracting dangerous organizations. I guess I could just pretend I don't have that ability and do something like midnight food delivery or something

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