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theyre yaoi for each other

A cockroach can.

Whoever cums first loses.

Kaguya kills Mouku over and over again while she eventually wins because her spellcards are stronger.

A little bit of both.

>>3635171
There are no such thing as "Cockroach can" in /jp/!

a little of column a, a little of column b

Pretty much the same way in Mystical Chain.(which has patches if you haven't got them)

Just starting off with light danmaku and then progressing to an all out fight, and finishing by ripping one-anothers' guts out.

Other than that, probably assassination style things.

First column, but not as gory as you make it seem.

I'm sure they killed the fuck out of eachother to begin with but now all they do is bitch in eachother's general direction.

>>3635218
Stop lying to yourself. Even in canon their relationship is described using the word "kill" rather than "beat", where the latter in this case implies alot less violence.

>>3635224
Not of the slow dismemberment variety with cannibalism that is sometime portrayed, yes I know they kill each other until their immortality comes to an end.

Alexandar and Alucard.

i forgot why are they even fighting?

What are those armbands mokou wears called, anyway ?

>>3635250
Kaguya shamed Mouku by refusing her father's hand in marriage, so now she has to kill her.

>>3635168

>What is your interpretation of the way Kaguya and Mokou fight?

Swordswoman defending her honour against ruffianly youkai-friends.

>>3635242
>immortality
>comes to an end

wut

>>3635258
belts

They brutally and relentlessly tear each other apart. But they hold back the world-endingly explosive stuff because they don't want to complete sublimate the other. The winner wants enough of a corpse left that she can use the remnants of a bone as a dildo and please herself until she has a screaming orgasm and squirts all over the unrecognizable carcass of her opponent.

They kill each other because Kaguya is a dick and that's pretty much their only hobby, not that they really hate each other. It's been 1300 fucking years, you can't hold a grudge for that long even for someone who killed your father. Indirectly.

>>3635264
That surprised me.

>>3635269
There's got to be another name.

>>3635262
how boring.

>>3635267
Well it's not like they're gonna live forever because neither Moukou nor Kaguya was born immortal so they can lose their immortality.

>>3635278

Also, no one of blood royal would stand by and let her people die in droves.

So much for Mokou getting to roast bunnies.

>>3635264
This surprised me.

>>3635288

Oh christ, Inelite, you just opened a gigantic can of worms there, bro.

>200 replies and 60 images hidden. Click Reply to view.

>>3635286
Mokou isn't that much of an asshole (Kaguya seems to be, but only towards Mokou. ), nor pissed enough (you're thinking of the Fury. ) to do that. Early years maybe, but in early years Kaguya didn't have much support besides someone way stronger than both her and Mokou.

>>3635292
What does that image mean. Was stuck offline or something?

>>3635288
>immortality
>not like they're gonna live forever

wut

>>3635300
"get back to" = revenge

It always interests me the percentage of non native English speakers that dwell here in /jp/.

>>3635301
Being immortal is being perfect and you don't just get turned into perfact which is there must be a foil to the Hourai Elixir.

>>3635308
What. I thought that was get back at, not get back to.

>>3635312
depends on who you speak to

>>3635299

Hey guy. Did you know that in real life people shoot bunnies all the time? It's called hunting, and people think nothing of it.
So to Mokou, she's just skinning and roasting another delicious, plump, fat bunny.
For Kaguya, it's a sentient creature. She'd react much the same way you would if you saw someone ripping Tewi open from throat to cunt, and then scooping her guts out.

Unless you hate Tewi.

Are we talking Biological Immunity (ie. non-shortening telomeres) or are we talking perfect immortality?

>>3635308
revenge is "get back at", not "--- to".

>>3635308
To get back to someone is to contact them.
To get back at someone is to take revenge on them.
>It always interests me the percentage of non native English speakers that dwell here in /jp/.

>>3635292
Thanks for the early warning.

Putting the shit helmet on, both sides may commencing slinging.

>>3635317
Throat to cunt in not how you slice a bunny.

learn to gut.

>>3635317
Yep, since Tewi totally isn't allowing Kaguya and Mokou take refuge in her own turf and will take really well to her rabbits getting killed.

>So to Mokou, she's just skinning and roasting another delicious, plump, fat bunny.

Nice baseless assumption bro.

>>3635317
Tewi firmly believes in the Too Cute defense against rabbit hunting. If she doesn't mind, why would Kaguya care about inabas that aren't her pets?

If you can successfully have a threesome with Mokou and Kaguya that doesn't end with them tearing each other apart over the other hogging your cock, you will gain the power of Tsukuyomi no Mikoto.

>>3635336

Because as the sovereign, literally all of the bunnies are her pets, of course.

>>3635329

You, sir, seem to have forgotten that Kaguya Houraisan is Tewi's liege lord, not the other way around. Tewi is merely her vassal, paying tribute to Kaguya.

>>3635354
You, sir, seem to have forgotten that you're just pulling shit out of your ass.

>>3635347
It goes over something like this.

>>3635356
Are you eating his shit for real?

Oh my god.....

>>3635356

>Insinuating that this is not the norm for discussion/derivative works about Touhou.

I fail to see your point, bro. Is this some kind of shitty troll? It's not working, if it is.

It can be left and right. When you're immortal, killing each other is not that much more serious than other forms of fighting. Theres no limits, and no reason to hold back.

Left when they've both had a bad day and want to let out some pent up emotions, right for when they're in the prescence of other touhous (like a party or something) and they still hate each other but still don't want to look bad with limbs flying every which way.

>>3635377
>other touhous

Get out.

>>3635361
/jp/ is slow, arc always gives responses. It's a decent passtime, like kicking trees after rain.

>>3635367
See? I usually stop when he stops being coherent and tries to insult you. Watch as he tries to get in the last word!

>>3635382
This is the reason most good threads turn into idiots respond to arc, it kills the board.

>>3635168

>What is your interpretation of the way Kaguya and Mokou fight?


Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by trollan, I think that the Eientei Crew works on the feudal principle. They didn't take very well to trespassers and raiders back then, even in Japan. And what Mokou calls 'foraging', others might call 'stealing'.

So Kaguya is merely upholding her duties as a feudal lord. Or lady, rather.

>>3635398 Or lady, rather
No, I think lord is right.

>>3635398
So you mean Mokou is the trespasser to Kaguya's bamboo forest so Kaguya should remove her eyes balls, rib cage, hearts, entrails, limps and masterbate over the pile?

>>3635411

Interrogation after some sort of surprise attack? Why not.

>>3635411
Makes me remember that image where Mokou says "I'M GOING TO CUM" and then cum comes out of her eyes, nostrils and ears.

I haven't read much canon stuff, is there ever a reason given for why Tewi hangs out at Eientei?

>>3635443
Tewi has been living in the bamboo forest for thousands of years as the queen of the rabbits. One day these strange moon people showed up in her turf and started living in the mansion. Tewi just thought what the heck, this looks fun. Then they all lived happily ever after.
Reisen acts as if she is the bigger sister, but in fact Tewi is many times older than she is, plus Tewi lived in the mansion with Kaguya and Eirin hundred of years before Reisen even showed up.

>>3635458
One reason why Reisen is the only one who gets all the abuse from Eirin and Tewi let off.

>>3635458

Also, Kaguya and Eirin did not merely show up and just relax as you're so heavily implying. They were refugees in exile.

>>3635480
No. They were strolling aimlessly about looking for a place to commence eternal snuggling when they discovered the vacant Eienten mansion. So they settled there with a cute pet rabbit girl. Then Reisen came and ruined their sex life, so Reisen gets all the hate.

A few years later, she was allowed to return to the moon, but she really didn't want to. She had become attached to people who she were living with and preferred life on Earth, which was far more emotional than the life she had on the moon. Even so, Earth was a bit filthy and life on Earth had its share of problems. She was torn between Earth and the moon... It was then that she found a familiar face among the emissaries from the moon. It was Eirin.
Eirin felt very sorry for Kaguya because she wasn't punished even though she was the one who made the elixir. Her desire for redemption was so strong that she was ready to do anything for Kaguya, so she decided to live on Earth with Kaguya.
Eirin betrayed the other emissaries and helped Kaguya escape. The two of them began to live in desolate place. It was so desolate that it was haunted by youkai...

And before you jump down my throat about LOLGRIM'N'DARK, that's Word of God I just copypasted, aka ZUN's notes for the game.

>>3635458
Ah, that makes sense I guess. I figured Tewi was traveling around before settling down.

>>3635502
Eiren MURDERED the others. Betrayal is putting it lightly, ZUN.

>>3635512

so grim n dark

Oh, by the way...

On one night of a full moon, Reisen received a transmission from other surviving moon rabbits. (Moon rabbits have some kind of telepathic ability and can communicate across great distances.)
It said:
"These filthy humans are exploiting the power of the moon and trying to build a base here. We've been urging them co-exist peacefully with us, but they never listen. We're up against a wall. We've decided to declare a final war against them.
"The tide of war is currently slightly in their favour... Their modern weaponry is far better than we expected. But don't worry, we have the wisdom and pride of our millennia of history... We will never lose.
"Dear Reisen, a war will be starting soon. Please come back and fight at our side.
"Also, please tell the humans you're living with... That we're coming to take you back with us on the next full moon. Refusal is not an option."
Reisen told them that she needed to return to the moon, but... Kaguya and Eirin were part of the Lunarian race as well.

The War of the Moon is canon by ZUN's word. So put THAT in your pipe, and smoke it, haters. Yeah, you mad.

>>3635512
Then she killed the humans Kaguya was living with too after they refused to take Hourai Elixir.

>>3635502
And in other writings, ZUN said she was exiled for making the elixir.

"Word of God" is an ironic way to refer to ZUN, because, just like the "Word of God" in the Bible, he's full of plot holes and contradictions.

>>3635531


The best part about it is that both are equally factual and cannot be challenged.

>>3635535
>cannot be challenged.

Wrong.
Fanon can and does reserve the right to ignore canon when and where it chooses.

>>3635543

No, no. Only a brainless lunkhead would brush off the fanon so casual. But that was in reply to the gentleman who seemed to be a tad confused as to the canon storyline behind everything. Inasmuch as its legitimacy canon-wise, it cannot be challenged.

In fanon, however, it can.

>>3635520
Earth vs. the Moon, huh? That'd be a pretty cool story. Sakuya could be like a spy for the Lunarians the whole time and kidnaps Kaguya. But in the end, her boss double crosses her and says that they're going to destroy Gensokyo also. Of course Sakuya doesn't want Remilia to die, so she switches sides.

>>3635551
>Sakuya could be like a spy for the Lunarians the whole time
>implying Sakuya is Lunarian

>>3635531
I wasn't drunk enough.

>>3635531
So they threw the book at Eiren after she MURDERED SO MANY PEOPLE and exiled her for all sorts of shit. I bet she racked up tons of crimes that were overlooked.

>>3635543


No, no. Only a brainless lunkhead would brush off the fanon so casually. You'd have to be very stupid, foolish, or confused to do so.

But that was in reply to the gentleman who seemed to be a tad confused as to the canon storyline behind everything. Inasmuch as its legitimacy canon-wise, it cannot be challenged.

In fanon, however, it can.

>>3635551

>Earth vs. the Moon, huh? That'd be a pretty cool story.

It is. I've been trying to chronicle the events.

>>3635531
And much like the Bible, Touhou canon is hobbled together from different sources by a drunk monk.

From ZUN the man... I mean GOD, from when Reisen first showed up:

Kaguya: "Well, why did you decide to meet with Reisen, then?" She asked presently.

Eirin: "Because I wanted to know what was happening on the moon. Moon rabbits have that special ability, after all."

Kaguya: "Didn't you think about what might happen if she decided to turn us over to the agents of the moon?"

There's no way I couldn't have thought of that. That is, in fact, the reason why I'm being so cautious even now.

Eirin: "If she'd decided to turn against me, then a single rabbit wouldn't be too much for me to ... "

Kaguya: "How cold."


Reisen is nothing to her.
So yea, that's GRIMDARK Eirin for you. How does that make you feel, Eirin lovers?

>>3635566

Eirin has always been hardcore in my eyes. She's like a female version of Commissar Ciaphas Cain.

>>3635566
I thought it was some sort of weird teasing.

>>3635560
If you're writing spaceship fightan with earth vs the moon, Tewi better get some Irresponsible Captain Tylor level luck going. After all, luck is the most important thing on the battlefield.

>>3635573
I love my hardcore Eirin, killing moon and earth rabbits for breakfast.

>>3635566
Well, you should know that since the events of IN, Eirin has grown more and more "human" since she and Kaguya have since been basking in the Earth's impurity. So in the past, she probably was heartless to Udonge, but now I don't see Eirin hesitating to back her up if something were to happen.

>>3635600
No. Tewi stays behind to protect Eientei. When Kaguya, Eirin, Reisen, and Sakuya get into trouble, Mokou bails them out somehow.

reported

>>3635600

Actually I was going to write epic battles with US Soldiers mowing down bunnygirl soldiers en-masse, showering their snubfighters and gunships with flak, laying down mines and blowing the Imperial Lunar Army's tanks to smithereens. Earth doesn't have the power to engage the Imperial Lunar Navy - which, in the end, decided the end of the interplanetary war.

Unless you're suggesting that Kaguya builds a drive yard and starts manufacturing spacegoing warships to re-take the Lunar Capital. It'd never work. The Lunarian Empire is just too strong.

I imagine that they actually kill each other only very seldomly.

>>3635621

>The /k/ Police !MuQGL65shc

You have no power here.

>>3635630
More power than a Touhou babby such as yourself

>>3635625
Huh. Why does such a powerful empire give a shit about earth?

I, for one, welcome our new /k/ overlords

>>3635641

The Lunar Empire is a fragment of its former glory. Crippled, in shards, and its rulers are more concerned with arguing with each other instead of coherently working together. There is no sense of union without Kaguya.

Secondly, the humans began the conflict by invading Lunar soil. They were the aggressors.

>>3635633
>babby
I'll call Arc that from now on. Thanks for the come back, /k/!

Did someone say babby?

>>3635655
how is babby formed?

How I imagine it.