/jp/ - Otaku Culture

inb4shitstorm

saged, filtered, reported, called the cops, alerted the pope, etc

>>3599841
>>3599841
??

I like Hina.

Shou is hard.

The girls look hot and I like to fap to them. I'd seduce Marisa, Tewi, Cirno, or Remilia without hesitation.

>>3599860
>Shou makes me hard

Wow, this is like the 3rd Marisa tripfag.

>>3599863
Yeah, I bet you would.

>>3599871
wait what?

>>3599869
Its OK, I'm from /k/

i find touhou awesome

That depends, Marisa. What do you think of... sucking my dick?

>>3599895
I find the thought of that... Rather disgusting.

touhou is so KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS RANDOM AND WACKY LIKE ME

>Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A

>>3599909

>>3599895
How uncouth, you are supposed to ask to see her panties first.

>>3599919
Marisa wears bloomers.

And sometimes goes commando when she forgets or is too sleepy.

I have doujins proving both.

>>3599947
isn't it sad that a game's only canon lies in the damn doujins

>>3599947
That just makes her even hotter. Now I see that I'll have to go hunting for touhou doujins.

I wish I was a little girl.

>What do you guys think of Touhou?
I love it. Remilia is "mai waifu".

>>3599947
Doujins... proving...

>>3599949
It's a doujin soft, of course the canon lies in the doujin.

>>3599895

>That depends, Marisa. What do you think of... sucking my dick?

PROTIP: A regular poster on /k/ managed to achieve exactly this from the OP merely by sharing some hentai. Grotesque, I know, but there it is.

I suggest you go to Gelbooru and load up.

>>3600181
>implying anon doesn't have tons of hentai lying around already

>>3600181
Wait... OP is a fag? In the literal sense?

>>3600187

This is /jp/, there are people here who are actually infantile enough not to have hentai at the ready. I know that fine, upstanding gentlemen of the board like yourself are prepared, but not everyone is as resourceful and clever as you.

>>3600189

The residents of /k/ have agreed that it is so, yes. It is suspected that OP crossdresses as well. So you should all welcome her/him/it with open arms.

>>3600194
Well, if he's wearing a skirt, then it's alright.

>>3600181
>>3600194
I hate that you know this. I hate that I know that you know this. I hate that I wish I knew how you knew this.

>>3600221

It's been all over /k/, that's how I know.

I like Touhou only because of this.

>>3600224
Is /k/ archived or are there any (hopefully) humiliating backups of this evidence?

I'd rather suck a dick than have to smell a fucking vagina.

Vagina's are gross.

This thread needs more 5.7.

>>3600241

I am intrigued by your homosexuality.

>>3600237

No, but if you ask some /k/omrade I'm sure he'll give you the cybersex logs in which Marisa starred.

>>3600253

I'm not homosexual, men don't arouse me, I'd just rather have to deal with a penis than a vagina.

>>3600264
Yes, I'm sure that makes you perfectly straight.

>>3600253
I look forward to seeing marisa.txt which will then be copypasted every single time he posts from now on

>>3600241
>Vagina's are

>>3600267

I still find women as a whole attractive, just not that part.

>>3600295
Look, all I'm saying is that if you don't feel the instinctive need to shove your pOnOs into a vagOOO, I have bad news for you.

>>3600304

Listen to this man.

>>3600304

ok ;_;

I feel bad for being aroused.

>>3600326

There we go.

>>3600302
>>3600326
4chan's FAQ page should have "Warning: Using a tripcode might cause you to engage in cybersex with other tripcode users." written somewhere there.

It seems to happen more often than one would think.

>>3600326

Also, I would like to inform everyone of a very interesting little tidbit.

Prior to this incident, the OP swore that he never roleplayed, never intended to roleplay, and that there was no charade, as he was not trying to roleplay as the Black-White Magician.

>>3600336

Haven't seen anything regarding Dollfagers, so maybe attention whores are immune.

>>3600342
Just because they aren't posted, it doesn't mean they don't exist.

I wonder what Meru+AoC's cybersex logs look like.

>>3600338

I'd ask you to roleplay and suck my dick, but then I realized...

>Arcueid bobbed her head up and down the shaft for a short while... then proceeded to take more of it in her throat, sucking, sucking... taking it deeply, with her lips going to the base.
>With all of it in her mouth, she took a deep breath... Hm. Oh my. This... tastes so wonderful...
>Realizing the fleshy tube in her mouth was engorged to the brim with delicious ambrosia, Arcueid could control her bloodlust no longer.
>Biting down with all of her vampiric might, the rapturous sausage filled with liquid sensuousness burst in her mouth, as she guzzled each drop of the crimson perfection...

etc.

>>3600355

Hilariously bad, one would assume. Seems Imageboard hookups are pretty common, then.

>>3600370

I already got banned for posting Dick-Reimu.

I have had enough bans to last me for a month. I am not going to go get banned for roleplaying next.

And besides, I would just as soon stab myself with a rusty cleaver than have cybersex with you, Anon. You're terrible at it. How Alice ever withstood you is beyond me. I would be consumed with the urge to bury my foot in your crotch if you *squeeze*'d me.

>>3600370
...hmm.

oh arcueid, i have a favor to ask.

>>3600384

>I already got banned for posting Dick-Reimu.

My interest piques.

>>3600384

I post futanari, loli and guro all the time. Only time I've been banned was for off topic nonsense a year or so back.

>>3600371
Forum hookups are pretty common. When you start using a name, the line between 4chan and a regular forum becomes a fine one.

>>3600388

I guess the Janitor has a special dislike of me.

Lordy lord, like that's so surprising. Someone doesn't like me on the INTERNET, I'd better go KILL myself.

>>3600384
*squeeze*

4chan is more pathetic than I ever thought. And I have ridiculously low expectations from humans these days.

>>3600392

What's worse is I was using a tripcode at the time of posting.

>>3600391

Maybe I should try it some time, might chase away the horrific loneliness.

>>3600388

I post futa DAILY and I have yet to be banned.

Problem nips?

>>3600401
>Maybe I should try it some time, might chase away the horrific loneliness.
DON'T.

I am serious, it will mess you up real bad.

>>3600342
I wish he loved me back ;_;

>>3600409
I'm already messed up, I post on /jp/, after all. I mean, what have I got to lose?

Shit sucks. Bad games that copy other games of a dying genre and a horrendous fanbase who only cares about the characters or story or anything BUT the games.

>>3600414
Don't do it, Anonymous. It always ends in tragedy and possibly a few trips to the psychologist + anti-depressants.

>>3600395

>>3600420
I'm on the verge of suicide already, if it'll help me even for a time its worth it.

>>3600426
I-I just can't help but losing myself as I gaze into your beautiful eyes, Arcueid.

>>3600439

The stupid, it burns!

>>3600432
Don't say I didn't warn you, Anonymous.

But as long as you don't pick up a trip, you're safe.

>>3600441
Arc... You have such beautiful hair...

ARCUEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

LET MY SEMEN INTO YOUR ANUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>3600444
>Implying there are female trips

>>3600454
Meru nudes, where.

suigining in an arcueid thread

>>3600463
Taiga nudes, where?

>>3600512
Hi, suigin.

>>3600512
she posted them when Taiga won saimoe

>>3600520
What, link.

>>3600521
I didn't save them because she happened to be a guy

What think Aniki about Touhou?

>>3600527
You lie.

>>3600563
he had written on a paper "zloi (some /a/ poster) is a fag" to prove it was him, he completely fooled every single /a/ poster for over a year

>>3600302
What exactly happened there?

>>3600336
>Using a tripcode might cause you to engage in cybersex with other tripcode users
i think i've done it with every single /a/ poster, it all starts when you post *grabs dick* and
they don't get the joke

>>3600553
OH IT'S AN ANIME CHARACTER

Hina is my goddess, and Momizi is my waifu.

This thread is an eyesore.

Bump.

WHAT MARISA AND ARC IN /JP/ THE WORLD HAS GONE WRONG!!!

>>3600732

I love how even though I have been in /k/ and /jp/ both since their inception, their citizens always react to my visits as if it's the first time.

Oh boy another character named trip user that uses reaction images.

>>3600741
actually no, marisa's just sheltering himself from the shitstorm in /k/ i think

>>3599835

Merry game about weird girls wearing pajamas

>>3600741
some trips have that effect
its like some passive skill in a RPG or something

>>3600743
And yet, he still manages to be less annoying than you.

>>3600812
If you prefer reaction images than yep.

so I heard you like this artist marisa.

this was translated last night.

http://www.mediafire.com/?dktirq0xnbm

>>3600823
Anything is better than a post by you.

>>3600830
there we go
ponpo, now you know how to be a good poster, start using avatars, roleplay and make your ego as noticeable as possible

>>3600830
Ok.

>>3600838
>make your ego as noticeable as possible
>implying not all tripfags do this

>>3600838
Done!

>>3600632
I LOVE ANIMAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3600849
>Implying using 'implying' and green text is better than coherent posting

>>3600870
>implying I do this seriously outside of threads that aren't a complete shitfest already

>>3600849
I hold back
start praying to god the day I start showing my ego at full force

>>3600883
But we all love you, Suigin. If you want to show off your massive ego, that's fine.

>>3600888
Sup Suigin.

>>3600902
If you don't love Suigin, get out of /jp/! :((

>>3600909
I LOVE ALL TRIP BROS THE SAME.

>>3599863
you'd be either, frozen, beaten to death, incinerated, or eaten before that would happen.

>>3600827
Lessons learned: if you going to gensokyo, bring drugs.

Wait, people from 4chan actually hook up with each other?

Man, I'd be scared to death just MEETING you people. You're all goddamn psychopaths.

>>3601041
Psychopaths need love too.

>>3601041
you love me.

>>3601041
No no, /jp/ meetups would be fine.

>>3601053
I love you boof-kun!

>>3600632
Is there a nicovideo for this?