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I'm the big Hobgoblin that makes all the rules!

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>> No.35768116
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Don't go toward the light

>> No.35768122
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Well anyway how's your summer?

>> No.35768214
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>> No.35768251

>>35768214
Doms from the dom dimension?

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>> No.35768315
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>>35768122
Hot as tits.

>> No.35768324

>>35768299
>Another sleepless night after mom and dad were jumping on their bed all night

>> No.35768358

>>35768109
I'm gonna fuck the hobgoblin on the throne.

>> No.35768559

>>35768214
>Dom Souls

>> No.35768851
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Can you tame a tiger mg ?

>> No.35769000

>>35768851
Stuff her with tuna!

>> No.35769021
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I like normal human girls who are obviously not monster girls

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>>35768851
Do I even want to?

>> No.35769175

>>35768214
Imagine having Priscilla sit on your face.

>> No.35769372

>>35769021
I want paladin-chan to stop false flagging.

>> No.35769497
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Centurion wight

>> No.35769522

>>35768851
It's super easy, just let her fuck you roughly for 24 hours and they break and will hardly bite you at all for a few days.

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>> No.35769551

>>35769497
Girls can't serve in the Legion. Don't know about dead people.
>>35769527
She's got crystals all over her! So sloppy!

>> No.35769569
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>>35769551
>wights can't serve in the undead legion
lookit this dude

>> No.35769587

>>35769569
>Bullying best undead
That bitch is double-dead.

>> No.35769661
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>grimoire makes a passing reference to an “undead sabbath” during the necromancy section
>said undead sabbath was never expanded on
I wonder why. Maybe the idea of dead children seemed too dark

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>>35769661
Severely wish this was expanded upon too,

>> No.35769774

>>35769661
desert sabbath, sea sabbath, winter sabbath, tropical sabbath. so many sabbbath, so little time.

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>> No.35770017

>Be in the military
>Duo of humans and monstergirls are created
>Officially it's to integrated them more easily and gain in effectiveness
>You get a girl in function of your role and rank
>You have to train her to well behave
>For example has a paratrooper you get a harpy
What could be the most horrible duo ?

>> No.35770079

>>35770017
I'm just gonna roll for what military monster girl I get.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>> No.35770091

>>35769527
cool looking wurm

>> No.35770102

>>35770079
>fuckin raiju

>> No.35770103

>>35770017
Navy soldiers and alps

>> No.35770110

>>35770079
>Atlach-Nacha
I want her to stop insulting me while we're trying to sneak behind the enemy.

>> No.35770125

>>35770102
Ah, shock trooper it is then.

>> No.35770132

>>35770125
shock coomer trooper more like it

>> No.35770153

>>35770110
Psy ops it's

>> No.35770193

>>35770017
>>For example has a paratrooper you get a harpy
Nah, you always get an alp one way or another. It's army, bro.

>> No.35770197

>>35770079
>Minotaur

I'm safe...I hope

>> No.35770217

>>35770079
>vamp mosqouito
she ain't even in the army

>> No.35770221

>>35770079
>Atlach Nacha
We'll be sitting in communication HQ spitting violent demoralization propaganda at enemies. Occasionally I'll have to fuck her to stop her from badmouthing our army.

>> No.35770232

>>35770197
Say goodbye to your pelvis

>> No.35770238

>>35770217
>wait a second. This isn't military operation
>this is oral sex

>> No.35770245

>>35770017
>>35770079
>Living armor
God bless me, I'm a tank

>> No.35770264
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>>35769021
Imagine if that girl were hiding her horns beneath those hair buns because she's worried that certain human male wouldn't like her, wouldn't that be crazy haha.

>> No.35770268
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Tentacles are the straightest monster for chads only when you think about it
>Instinctively know the g-spot of every monster species making them putty in her hands
>Aphrodisiacs turn even the most dominating demon into a bitch in heat
>Live to see and turn girls into quivering mess
>Lives in the woods and is an expert hunter despite not needing to do anything other than photosynthesize
>Perfect wingwoman that’ll help you form a harem
>Has been around in hentai for decades as one of the first fetishes for it
>Probably has the best feeling pussy in all of monster kind due to it being made of tentacles that could tighten, loosen or jerk you off at will
>Fucking her is basically saying you could fuck any girl she molested before

>> No.35770273

>>35770079
>beelzebub
Well, at least she’ll be happy when I get sweaty

>> No.35770278

>>35770079
>Cursed Sword
So I'll be sent on suicide missions then

>> No.35770327

>>35770079
>jianshi
gonna be real with you chief, I don't like commies

>> No.35770376

>>35770079
>alice
I wonder how this gonna work out.

>> No.35770377

Old men paladins exist as easy prey for ditsy gyaru monsters

>> No.35770388

>>35770268
But she's gonna... you know...

>> No.35770422

>>35770388
and whats wrong woth getting molested by tentacles and raped by them as well? don't tell me... u gay?

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>>35768109
>Soon anon's virginity will be mine!

>> No.35770458

How would a lewd succubus react to traditional courtship and romance, for example a man serenading her and sending her love letters? Would she allow it to progress in its own tempo, or come crushing pussyfirst on the guy, as soon as she noticed he likes her?

>> No.35770459

>>35768315
This artist draws THE prettiest hounds.

>> No.35770467

I am a slut for spiders, sharks, cows, and birds.

>> No.35770473

>>35769569
>wight attacking lich
Dhampirs are horrible influences

>> No.35770491

>>35770467
Only spiders and snakes for me

>> No.35770523

what your wife's guilty pleasure?

>> No.35770547

>>35770102
>CHARGE ME DOCTOR

>> No.35770575
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What would (You) do, /jp/?

>> No.35770581

>>35770575
tackle and cuddle

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>>35768109

>> No.35770589

>>35770376
Motivation: Nobody will want to hurt her but everyone also want to protect her smile.

>> No.35770593

>>35770079
>Nekomata
Are they certain I should be in this squad? I may be light on my feet but my stealth leaves something to be desired.

>> No.35770599

>>35770575
[Submit]

>> No.35770601

>>35770575
Whatever option let me pick [Breed]

>> No.35770608

>>35770575
Turn 360 degrees and teleport away

>> No.35770634
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What would slime girls think of lava lamps?

>> No.35770639

>>35770575
wait until she is a very meaty milf

>> No.35770655
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>>35770264
Well thank God she's hiding nothing and is just a simple cute human haha!

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>>35770634
I dunno but they should be stuffed into them if it means I dont have to deal with slimes.

>> No.35770668

>>35770433
>things future second wife says

>> No.35770680

>>35770575
>[RUN]

>> No.35770725

>>35770268
>Sex Ed with a naughty Tentacle Onee-san
>Sex Counseling for Anon and his wife with naughty Tentacle Onee-sans

Damnit I just wanna be slathered in aphrodisiac and edged by teasing Tentacles until I'm a mess. My wife could smugly dom me from there on out, or get caught by the tentacles as well. Then we could both get reduced to beasts that do nothing but furiously mate as the Tentacles cheer us on.

>> No.35770863

>>35770575
>[compliment her on her cute eyepatch]

>> No.35770887

>>35770575
[Rub her abs]

>> No.35770901

>>35770079
>creeping coin and titania
I don't even know how that would work

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>>35768109

>> No.35770919

>>35770458
They all love it

>> No.35770947
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>>35770655
Not the beaans! She's just... allergic.

>> No.35770960

>>35770904
Just because you're in space doesn't make you not a cuck

>> No.35770961

>>35770575
Fight and fuck her in the ass.

>> No.35770978

>>35770947
she always lectures me about staring at women bodies but the only one I stawre at is hers and also It just goes through one ear and out the other

>> No.35770979
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>anon appears in the background of a news broadcast for five seconds
>unbeknownst to him thousands of neet monstergirls around the world have written lewd fanfiction of him because of it

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>>35770659
Do you like being an evil bastard?

>> No.35771014

>>35770978
She quite likes it when you look at her. She'd never tell you that though.

>> No.35771056

>>35770979
I would photobomb newsreporteers for the hell of it while wearing a suit and a mask with no face and a big top hat

>> No.35771087

I want to live in a mushroom cabin in the woods with a little chimney and a little monster wife and a little daughter on the way and a little pot of stew cooking on a little fire all the while smoking a little pipe

>> No.35771118
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Name their rockband

>> No.35771128

>>35771118
los no se or the I don't know

>> No.35771148

>>35771118
Threeway to Hell

>> No.35771168

>>35771118
sexfuckers

>> No.35771201

Any place to get marketable MGE plushes or figurines?

>> No.35771215

>>35770467
I'm an absolute slut for spiders and spiders only.

>> No.35771240

Im a slut for all milfs

>> No.35771250

>>35771201
My buddy Eric's house

>> No.35771284
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>All this talk about "im a slut for x" and 'im a slut for y"
The chief god didn't make you just so you could give your virtue to the first hussy you see. Have some respect, engage in a chaste and entirely non-pervy relationship with an angel.

>> No.35771300

>>35771284
>The chief god didn't make you
Correct, the only god made me; the Christian God.

>> No.35771307

>>35771284
Why does she touch me in my no no place and wants to sleep in the same room as me. She also likes to sniff my boxers

>> No.35771309
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>>35771284
I’M A SLUT FOR ANGEL PUSSY

>> No.35771319
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>>35769705
>Severely wish this was expanded upon
Undead lolis are sexy, no further explanation is required.

>> No.35771336

>>35769705
oh that hole got expanded alright

>> No.35771340
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>>35771307
She's just making sure you're still pure anon. Angels know best.

>> No.35771353
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I'm touching the cow! Doing it now!

>> No.35771356

>>35771340
I have been at her house for more of a month and I haven't seen a monster at all

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>>35768109

>> No.35771375
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>>35771356
Angels know best!

>> No.35771395

>>35771284
Incorrect, I will give my virtue to the hussy that makes my heart go doki-doki, it just happens that in order to do that she has to be a sexy elegant spider lady

>> No.35771404
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>spider fuckers are awake
good

>> No.35771405

>>35771284
lonely angelic hands typed this

>> No.35771409

>>35771404
Spider fuckers are always here we just work in shifts

>> No.35771416

>>35771284
>Have some respect, engage in a chaste and entirely non-pervy relationship with an angel.
How about a cupid instead

>> No.35771427
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>>35771409
I want to work overtime

>> No.35771434
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Stick your dick in crazy

>> No.35771438

anyone got that spider maid with massive tits?

>> No.35771448
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I’m gonna impregnate a hellhound just to piss angels off

>> No.35771450

>>35771427
3 daughters isn't enough for you?

>> No.35771463

>>35771448
It would be so much fun with a switch hellhound wrestling who is on top.

>> No.35771485
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>>35771448
>The Chief God will remember that.

>> No.35771509

>>35771485
well imma fuck her old hag ass just cause

>> No.35771512

>>35771485
How do you think the Chief God feels every time one of her most faithful heroes ends up becoming a hedonistic cumslut/rapist?

>> No.35771524

>>35771434

CAUTION: Sharp Edges

>> No.35771548

>>35771512
She doesn't feel

>> No.35771551
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>>35771438
You mean this?

>> No.35771594

>>35771551
yes thank you, and also how would spider milk taste like?

>> No.35771605

>>35771594
Milk.

>> No.35771614

>>35771594
Smooth like silk

>> No.35771619

There's nothing wrong with wanting to marry a monstergirl and a human girl

>> No.35771625

>>35771524
The edges are the best part

>> No.35771644

>>35771427
I love this picture so, so much. It just hits all the right feels for me. I don't know how else to explain it.

>> No.35771657

>>35771448
I can’t tell if she’s embarrassed or trying not to laugh, is it both?

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>>35771512
As much as she mocks them before the revival, sometimes you can see that she is really enjoying what she is watching.

>> No.35771717

>>35771684
>Ilias thonk
I thought it reads
>Ilias stonks
and was mildly confused

>> No.35771727
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>>35771619
>Marrying my childhood friend and a holstaur.
>GF gets addicted to her milk. Turns into a holstaur after a week of uddersucking.
>Now married to two holstaur
I told her drinking too much of that stuff will turn her into a cute cow!

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35771745

>>35771644
For me is this.

>> No.35771789

>>35771745
This artist draws absolute top tier Rachnera in general

>> No.35771840
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35771840

What are some non-sexual fantasies you have about monsters? Lately I've been thinking of showing monsters my favourite movies like Lotr and No Country for Old Men

>> No.35771857

>>35771840
Sleeping in with my Wight and watching TV.

>> No.35771878

>>35771840
Becoming a necromancer who helps deceased monsters find the spouse of their dreams

>> No.35771923

>>35771840
make meself a hoverboard and explore MGE while on it

>> No.35771936

>>35770079
>Otohime
Navy Seals copypasta it is

>> No.35771947

>>35771840
Well, It's not like I wake up with watery eyes day after day while thinking about getting hugged.

>> No.35772052

I wonder, what would soap operas made for monsters be like?

>> No.35772057

>>35771644
having a loving wife and healthy children? jesus fucking christ what a degenerate

>> No.35772076

>>35772052
X-rated

>> No.35772111

>>35771840
just the regular couples stuff, being alone together and just goofing around

>> No.35772140

>>35772052
>I'm sorry, Clarise. It's just...
>What, Charles? What does she have that I don't!?
>Her mofu is just so much softer than yours!

>> No.35772179
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35772179

Onis stink!

>> No.35772201

>>35772179
And that's a good thing.

>> No.35772236
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>Can only outline one page per day without shading.
Mangakas are awesome.

>> No.35772242

>>35772236
Fairy cow.

>> No.35772275

>>35772242
Oh I hope so.
>>35772236
They're on LSD (Leanan SiDhe)

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Oh no anon
You haven't been paizuri'd until totally sucked dry yet
But don't worry she will fix that!

>> No.35772307

>>35771840
Being in runya runya sabbath and traveling around mge world gathering magical stuff with a ratatoskr waifu

>> No.35772343

>>35772179
Sniff again.

>> No.35772418

>tfw ywn meet the queen cheshire

>> No.35772437 [SPOILER] 
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35772437

How many of you would be able to handle this many, and be honest.

Two at most

>> No.35772450

>>35772437
Even one woman is sometimes too much

>> No.35772457

>>35772437
Not even one.

>> No.35772466

>>35772457
Yikes, you're in for a rough time.

>> No.35772478

>>35772437
two maybe three

>> No.35772482

>>35772437
All of them but not on the first day. But overtime i would build up my stamnia while working on the farm!

>> No.35772489
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35772489

>>35772437
I only screw spiders, sorry.

>> No.35772499

>>35772482
You get one week before you're ambushed by all of them in your room.

>> No.35772508

>>35771336
Cute little undead princess got stuffed to the brim with Papa's cock!

>> No.35772516

>>35772499
I think that will be enough. Drinking lots of holstaur/minotaur milk. I'm sure it will work out and i turn into incubus just in time!

>> No.35772534
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>>35771840
I fantasize about working out with my wight wife and enjoying my rest periods watching the muscles in her slim frame work to complete her movements in a smooth, perfectly controlled manner.

>> No.35772553
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35772553

>>35772437
All of them my ancestors are goat fuckers so it runs in my blood

>> No.35772557

>>35772466
Not feeling like up for it. Sorry.

>> No.35772573

>>35772489
>I only screw spiders, sorry.
WEBBED.COM

>> No.35772711

>>35772437
I want to die

>> No.35772719
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35772719

How do I fuck the cringe out of autism snake?

>> No.35772742

>>35772437
I'd try but I'd fail after like two.

>> No.35772761

>>35772719
Looks like some old school raver.

>> No.35772834

>>35770575
>All the lewd replies
I'm fairly certain that's someone's wife.

>> No.35772835

>>35772719
?

>> No.35772842

>>35772761
What's a raver?

>> No.35772852
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35772852

>>35772437
Anon...the ads

>> No.35772871
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35772871

>>35772842

>> No.35772886

>>35772842
damn zoomers

>> No.35772888

>>35772842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL-893hKSzI

>> No.35772902

>>35772886
>>35772888
>>35772871
damn you guys old

>> No.35772910

>>35772437
Meh, i`m too weak even for one.

>> No.35772943
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35772943

>>35772902

>> No.35772952
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35772952

>>35772902
T-thanks.

>> No.35772971

>>35771840
All of my non-sexual fantasies about monsters are thoughts of how I'd obtain more power in that world. These are also generally the only fantasies I have about monsters. I just want more power.

>> No.35772984

>>35772971
Have you tried humping a nuclear reactor, anon?

>> No.35772989

>>35772984
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

>> No.35772999
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35772999

Shhhhh! You're interrupting story time...

>> No.35773000

>>35772984
I'm not falling for that again, dumbass.

>> No.35773025

>>35773000
Did the gamma radiation slimes get you the first time?

>> No.35773027

>>35772236
Hentai?

>> No.35773034

>>35772999
Ah! Fairy time!

>> No.35773046

Here's a thought, Office lady Amazons with either stay at home or secretary husbands.

>> No.35773060

Do you guys prefer lewd or comfy with monster girls?

>> No.35773068

>>35772984
>Dump ungodly amounts of demonic energy into a nuclear reactor
>Wait for the formation of radioactive materials monster girl
>Deactivate pants and fuck the uranium
>Become radioactive incubus

>> No.35773073

>>35772902
Don't bully me like this anon.

>> No.35773078
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35773078

>>35773060
Lewd AND comfy

>> No.35773083
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35773083

>>35773060
Comfy but the damn foxes always trick me into lewd stuff

>> No.35773091
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35773091

>>35772984
this one?

>> No.35773093

>>35772971
Get off the Internet, Vergil

>> No.35773104
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35773104

>>35773060
Those are not mutually exclusive, but comfy is not to be dismissed.

>> No.35773113

>>35772943
I want to be married to an undead that forgets just how old she is.
>"So what do you think of my new phone lich-chan?"
>"Ah, how very nice, they've started to make phones that don't have cables anymore."
>"Uh... yeah, that happened almost 80 years ago now..."
>"Oh... I see."

>> No.35773115

>>35773060
both

>> No.35773117
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35773117

>>35773060
a lot of both

>> No.35773128

>>35773060
Comfy.

>> No.35773134
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35773134

>> No.35773140
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35773140

Childhood friends reuniting

>> No.35773145

>>35773134
I will never pay my taxes, so fuck off rata

>> No.35773152

>>35773140
Anon, MASSIVE nipple right there.

>> No.35773153

>>35773140
Just noticed there was a nipple
https://twitter.com/bubububu_bbb/status/1417303612103921664

>> No.35773161

>>35773060
>6 repliers saying comfy or both.
>Me attempting to draw a lewd doujinshi.
Well, shit.

>> No.35773164

>>35773153
Me and my holstaur childhood friend.

>> No.35773173

>>35773161
Just add some hot and heavy cuddling on the last page

>> No.35773200

>>35773161
do comfy lewd

>> No.35773202

>>35773161
use the cuddle to transition into lewd stuff

>> No.35773207
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35773207

>>35773161
Lewd is not to be dismissed either, Anon.

>> No.35773224

>>35770575
>fight
>beat her
>have her follow me around
>go on a great adventure alongside her
>settle down by the age of 35 and live peacefully a life full of commodities with my salamander wife and our daughters with the money made from adventures

>> No.35773228

>>35773207
Jo'on!

>> No.35773236

>>35773207
chocolate creeping coin

>> No.35773257

>>35773207
Creeping Coin milk.

>> No.35773285

I can't get succubi out of my thoughts.
Cute succubi. Lewd succubi comfy succubi. Loli succubi. JK succubi. Onee succubi. Succubi in bikinis. Succubi in robes. Succubi in schoolgirl uniforms. Succubi with perfectly unblemished skin. Succubi with just the right patterns of hair in just the right places. Succubi with cute tattoos. Succubi with lewd body writing.

>> No.35773292

>>35773257
does it taste like salty milk and pennies or just pennies?

>> No.35773301

>>35773285
when did this happen?

>> No.35773334

>>35773301
I don't know. It's been going on for a while.

>> No.35773345

>>35768851
no I want her wild

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35773352

>>35768109

>> No.35773370

>>35768851
yes, if they were born in the city

>> No.35773376
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35773376

Corrupting hellhounds, not angels!

>> No.35773382

>>35773285
>Succubi with cute tattoos
Kunoichi with tattoos

>> No.35773390

>>35773376
That's a shitty mother, desu.

>> No.35773396

>>35773376
>corrupting
purifiying hellhounds and making them into pure nuns

>> No.35773405
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35773405

>>35773376
That's how You get heavenhounds.

>> No.35773414

>>35773285
Mesukagi succubi are the best

>> No.35773418

>>35773390
I agree fully. the last panel is severe for the joke, but hearing her not support her daughter fucks with me,

>> No.35773462

>>35773153
damn i have to learn those runes faster

>> No.35773469

>>35772902
>>35772943
>>35772952
>>35773073
OLD HAG ANONS

>> No.35773482
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35773482

>>35773376
I would post every day on hellhound forums about domesticating them into good girls

>> No.35773542

>>35773382
Succubus ninjas, wearing fundoshi!

>>35773414
The best mesugaki? Definitely. The best succubi? Debatable.

>> No.35773550

>>35772902
>>35773469
The day I realized CC anime girls weren't "old" anymore for me I almost got depressed

>> No.35773583

>>35772553
Qt gote

>> No.35773655

Uhh fellas ive found my mindflayer wife listening to "Everywhere At The End Of Time", should i be worried?

>> No.35773656

>>35773550
anon's an old hag!

>> No.35773660

>>35773550
Don't worry anon, CC monsters are 10 times your age at least

>> No.35773712

>>35773660
and at least have a three-digit gap on you

>> No.35773719

>>35773655
Waht wree you tlkiang aubot?

>> No.35773794

Dating shoggoths and other such beings have their risks.

https://youtu.be/QUcfJRraX0M

>> No.35773856

>>35772236
i didn't comment last time but i love your big fairies.

>> No.35773907

man attacked in woods by wolf
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91381123

>> No.35773912

>>35768109
Is KC's game out yet? And if so is there any way I can keep myself chaste if I lose to a mamono? Or not get them as a partner?

>> No.35773919
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35773919

>>35773482
how about letting them think they are in charge?

>> No.35773937

>>35770079
>Greenworm
Guess I'm in the role of an a lot more environmentally friendly Agent Orange.

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>> No.35774044

>>35773550
Yeah, me too.

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35774246

>>35768109

>> No.35774278

>tfw ywn make a hag wear magical girl outfit after you beat her

>> No.35774310

>>35774246
Go jump a shark girl.

>> No.35774317
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35774317

>>35773919
That's one of the first steps to true subjugation

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35774433

>>35768109

>> No.35774498

Remember, if an endangered or nearly extinct member of a monster girl wishes to have her way with you, you cannot refuse or you will be strapped to a table with all her single relatives in the same room and shall be raped
Be a man

>> No.35774521

>>35774498
>nearly extinct member of a monster girl
Like what?

>> No.35774532

>>35774521
monsters that are from the Jurassic age for example

>> No.35774539

>>35774532
They sound like old hags

>> No.35774546

>>35774539
yes but they are mostly dino gals and are rare

>> No.35774551

>>35774521
Megalodon

>> No.35774557
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35774557

>Amuse me, peasant.

>> No.35774563

>>35774557
I am gonna ask ms. wight to dance some salsa with me

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35774566

>>35774557

>> No.35774571

>>35774557
Do I look like a clown to her?

>> No.35774580

>>35774571
yes, you do, anon. now dance

>> No.35774604

>>35774557
I'd make a pun about planes, but it would probably fly over her head.

>> No.35774606

>>35774580
I don't dance with the dead

>> No.35774614

>>35774557
How tho, ya old hag

>> No.35774623

>>35774606
rude

>> No.35774643

>>35774557
I am here to play "nintendo" with you

>> No.35774695

>>35774551
That's just a B E E E G mershark

>> No.35774805

>>35774557
I want to blast classic rock and hear her complain about the music kids listen to these days

>> No.35774806

>>35774498
I would refuse just so that happens to me

>> No.35774808

Tell monsters no, they can't rape you if you say yes.

>> No.35774810
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35774810

Druella's hair looks so smooth and nice. I want to huff it and bury my face in it so much.
If I ever got behind her and got a full view of her beautiful long flowing hair, I'd lose instantly, for sure.
Actually, the profile lilim's hair is pretty losable to too.
Oh, no I am becoming a slut for lilim hair.

>> No.35774817

Do you think there are bicorns that want to spread their cuckquean lifestyle to other former unicorns?

>> No.35774828

>>35774817
Well not FORMER unicorns but you know what I mean

>> No.35774837

>>35774810
Now I want to draw morning bed hair Druella

>> No.35774846

>>35774810
I have a strong desire to ruffle lim hair with headpats.

>> No.35774863

>>35774557
>brings out guillotine(demon realm silver)

>> No.35774877

>>35774863
>its about the width of your dick

>> No.35774894

>>35774557
I can't, I'm too boring.

>> No.35774948

>>35774557
I can play beethoven with my dick

>> No.35774958

I'm tired of people acting like a girl can only be pure if she is her husband's only wife. I am married to five different unicorns and they are so pure that each of them has double the normal number of horns.

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35774966

>>35768109

>> No.35774969

>>35774966
I already did

>> No.35774970

>>35774863
You should've thrown her tea in the harbor anon.

>> No.35774988
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35774988

>tfw you will never have an nacha wife who shit-talks you for making her a constantly pregnant broodmom despite her secretly loving you for it

>> No.35774993

>>35770575
Get up and fight till every bone of my body is broken and even then fight still.
>Submit
That and the word "surrender" don't exist for me

>> No.35775027

>>35774970
The American revolutionaries were actually more royalist than the English at the time of the Boston Tea Party. They wanted George III to rule over the colonies directly instead of parliament.

>> No.35775041

>>35775027
What better way to show your admiration for her than to declare your desire of direct rule?

>> No.35775076
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35775076

>>35768109

>> No.35775101

>>35773550
;_;

>> No.35775108

>>35775027
Are you sure this isn't just British/monarckiddie propaganda? it's literally the first time I've ever heard someone saying that.

>> No.35775124
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35775124

Is your wife lewd enough to wear bondage under her clothes?

>> No.35775127

>>35775124
Yeah, she probably is.

>> No.35775131

>>35775108
It's not talked about we as Americans tried to distance ourself from monarchism, but the real turning point for the common colonial to want separation from the English throne when the English started using natives against the colonists. Up until that point most would still consider themselves loyal subjects of the English throne.

>> No.35775133

>>35775124
no, she is a pure girl that would never do such a thing

>> No.35775142

>>35775133
Are you sure about that? Have you even...looked under her clothes?

>> No.35775148

>>35775142
I do and she never does also she is a wurm

>> No.35775173

>>35775148
Makes sense, she's too stupid to tie the knots.

>> No.35775178

>>35775148
Wurms can wear bondage. They just need arachne silk rope that is some of the world's strongest ropes.

>> No.35775189

>>35775108
Lots of things aren't talked about in school
Like how the US and UK both fought a Vietnam like war against the Soviet Union when it first formed and lost.

>> No.35775195

>>35775131
I thought britbongs only started "allying" themselves with the native Americans when the burgers had already seceded from their colonial empire. then again, I'm not a usano so I might be misremembering something.

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>>35768109

>> No.35775228

>>35775195
I'm talking about the people not the government. The government already knew that independence was the only way they could keep their heads. The Native alliances and "Gentleman" John Burgoyne ensured that the colonists would never again be loyal subjects of England.

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>> No.35775276
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35775276

I'm just trying to fish, but this big ghost keeps molesting me.

>> No.35775289

>>35775276
molest her back

>> No.35775309

>>35775289
I tried, but she overpowered me, pinned me to the ground, and molested me even more.

>> No.35775325

>>35775309
the tits are her weakpoint, milk her and watch her turn to putty in your hands

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>>35775276
Flip the script

>> No.35775386

>>35775228
do you have any sources? seriously, I find it really hard to believe that such a large fraction of the population could remain loyal to their former overlords after such a bloody war, especially that late in the game.
as far as i know, most historians of repute agree that they were a minority, although a large.

>> No.35775439

>>35775386
The Saratoga campaign happened in 1777, that's not late into the war. Do you think that all the american colonists instantly rejected their English identity as soon as the Declaration of Independence was signed?

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35775443

Reminder that tanks are built for optimal breeding.

>> No.35775473

>>35770575
Just refuse to fight everytime a salamander or lizardman approaches you, they're only interested in skilled warriors.

>> No.35775529

>>35775386
the main reason why they revolted was because they werent getting enough representation in the government, many of the founding fathers considered themselves to be englishmen, and revolt wasnt really an outcome they wanted, they just wanted to be represented in the government. which is why theres a big deal about congress with the house of representatives and the senate, and why the civil war happened, and why 3/5ths was a thing

>> No.35775558

>>35775439
they were already at war for a whole two years at that point, that's a very significant amount of time.
I never said that all Americans simultaneously decided that murdering all English noblemen was a good idea, only that a majority were either supportive of the cause or apathetic.

>> No.35775589

I would betray America for monster pussy.

>> No.35775600

>>35775558
At that time they were in a civil war over representation. Nobody at Lexington or Concord thought that the United States was going to be a thing.
>>35775589
Agreed

>> No.35775610

>>35775529
honestly, the whole "representation" stuff just sounded like a mere posthoc justification for their desire for greater local autonomy as it was completely impossible with the technology of the time. it took a whole 60 days for a back and forth trip between the 13 colonies and Britain proper ffs, there was no way in hell local authorities would wait for that much to pass legislation.
this shit is veering dangerously close to /his/ territory, that kind of discussion is not really why this board exists.

>> No.35775630

>>35775124
Oh, absolutely! She's a slut for it in fact.

>> No.35775649
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35775649

>anon has no idea that his demon classmate has nearly a million different plans all currently in motion, some of which may or may not end up coming into conflict with each other and/or work against her, all for the singular goal of making him her boyfriend
>all he knows is that she has a habit of cackling to herself at random times, which he finds endearing

>> No.35775682

>>35775589
I'd claim to betray humanity for monster pussy, but get cold feet and never actually go through with it.

>> No.35775762
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35775762

Please stop holding informed historical discussions, you are arousing the hakutakus.

>> No.35775771

>>35775762
they arouse me

>> No.35775804

>>35775649
>"Hey, do you want to go get some food after school?"
>demon's world starts to crumble around her as all of her well-laid plans are ruined by Anon's proposition
>she already put the deposit down on the boat

>> No.35775856

>>35775762
Would Hakus rather we hold they're bodies close instead?

>> No.35775863

>>35775649
>The Jock training for a Quarterback position on the New NFL, now with Ushis on the defensive line has accidentally ran you over and snapped your back like a twig.
>You wake up in the infirmary with demon classmate as your nurse.
>All according to plan...

>> No.35775896

>>35775610
They liked the local autonomy but it was more the fact that England was doing a bunch of taxes to try and fill their coffers after the French Indian wars.
Shit was a global conflict and that's actually how England got such a strong grip on India, by kicking out the French.
It was a part of the 7 years war.

>> No.35775945

>>35775804
>even a powerful being of fate and change cannot foresee the future and the unpredictablity of anon

>> No.35776001
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35776001

Why is Nazrin the queen of panty shots?
Not that that’s a bad thing.

>> No.35776052

>>35775856
>they're
Nobody can save you now, anon.

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35776105

>>35776001

>> No.35776110

>>35776052
I'm not sure I know what your getting at anon

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>>35776001
I wish greate mosu woudl make a lovey dovey nazrin doujin.

>> No.35776193
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35776193

Scylla have the best butt

>> No.35776201

>>35769527
So soft, so inviting.

>> No.35776211

>>35776167
I dont know about anyone else but i have fapped to this image alone.

>> No.35776225
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>>35776193
Suckered tentacles typed this post

>> No.35776228
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35776228

>>35776193
I SEE IT

>> No.35776239
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35776239

>>35776001
Know that she's the only one she'd show anything like this.

>> No.35776259

>>35776239
You're*

>> No.35776299

>>35773068
Elephant's foot slime
>unlucky echidna that gives birth to one glows green for a month after
>Can't hug your daughter without becoming bioluminescent for a few hours
At least you wouldn't have to worry about the electricity bill

>> No.35776343

>>35773068
>Dump ungodly amounts of demonic energy into a nuclear reactor
>throw in a dragon

>> No.35776346

>>35776343
gojira!?!

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35776385

>>35776343
throw in 3 dragons, coward

>> No.35776469

>>35776343
Throw a raven in there

>> No.35776491
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35776491

Who /ona/ here?

>> No.35776518

>>35776491
Me

>> No.35776540

>>35776491
not my first choice but i'm sure one could win me over

>> No.35776560
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35776560

>>35776239
Maus butt

>> No.35776568

>>35776491
>fairy fanny

>> No.35776607

>>35776491
There is nothing wrong with stuffing fairies down your pants.

>> No.35776616 [SPOILER] 
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>>35768109

>> No.35776620

I saw a holstaur crushing coconuts with her boobs. Should I be worried?

>> No.35776625
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35776625

>>35776616

>> No.35776645
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35776645

>strange noises

>> No.35776650

>>35776620
did you forget to bring your coconut anon?

>> No.35776687
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35776687

not my tonsils

>> No.35776719

>>35776687
>desenfurries your fox

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35776738

>>35776645
>baby Ushi-Onis don't have the strength and endurance as an adult Ushi-Oni
>so they camouflage themselves as cotton balls to fool their prey into coming closer before they strike

>> No.35776768

>>35776738
How do they 'strike' though? They're like 90% fluff.

>> No.35776803

>>35776768
with a very weak headbutt.
even greenworms can easily shake it off any damage.

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>>35776803
do you factor in the cute damage they deal to an anon?

>> No.35776903

>>35776560
I miss maus

>> No.35776918
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35776918

>"Invasion" is such a nasty term, we prefer "aggressive search for marriage partners".

>> No.35776942
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35776942

>>35776645
>>35776738
>Protect smol ushi from bullies in elementary and middle school
>Years later smol ushi is big ushi and protects you from high school delinquents
Now comes the challenge of deciding who goes on top

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35776952

>"I-It's time for your treatment, Mr. Anon."

>> No.35776964

>>35776952
for what, doc. I though you said I had a clean bill of health?

>> No.35777004

>>35776952
What sort of treatment requires the doctor to take off their clothes?

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35777007

>>35776964
>>35776952

>> No.35777015

>>35776964
Your physical body is healthy, but you have an underlying illness known as "lovesickness."

>> No.35777026

>>35777015
whats that?

>> No.35777079

>>35776952
>Doctor, if I didn't know any better I'd think you are trying to seduce me.

>> No.35777081

>>35776625
Eat your dandelions.

>> No.35777090

>>35776952
wait up, is this covered by my insurance?

>> No.35777129

>>35771284
>Have some self-respect
>Engage in a chaste, non-pervy relationship with angelgirl
>Grow strong and noble with her support
>Meet The One and fall in love
>Marry her and have all the babies
>Thank you Angel, best wing-girl

>> No.35777154

angels are not good

>> No.35777156

>>35771434
Somehow I never really noticed just how juicy/voluptuous profile cursedsword is
I thought she was kind of skinny but really she's up there with Dark Mage and Demon

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>>35768109

>> No.35777179
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>>35776491
Fairies and dwarves are the absolute best

>> No.35777184

>>35773060
why is it a dichotomy
you can have both and that's one of my favorites

>> No.35777193

>>35776952
>I never asked for this.

>> No.35777211

>>35776952
Oh no

>> No.35777218

>>35777154
need some sort of demonic restraining order against your guardian angel when she's getting too handsy

>> No.35777259

>>35777184
>you can have both
no

>> No.35777270

>>35777259
you fool

>> No.35777301

>>35777259
Consider sex with Manticores, your top half will be nestled snuggly in her fluff but your bottom half will be having unspeakably lew tail pussy things happening to it.

>> No.35777324

>>35777154
Why?

>> No.35777328

>>35771284
But I'm a slut for angels.

>> No.35777345

>>35777259
Unicorns are the embodiment of comfy and lewd. Comfy wholesome trad wife during the day, slut for horse theriomorphosis potions during the night

>> No.35777353
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35777353

>>35771284
>>35771309
>>35777328
based

>> No.35777421

>>35777353
I should also add that I'm only interested in the non-dark versions.

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>>35771284
I choose to engage in a depraved, corrupting relationship with an angel through the use of my incubus meat pole.

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>>35768109

>> No.35777522

>go into amazoness village
>challenge the strongest single amazon to a fist fight
>win
What would happen?

>> No.35777528
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35777528

>>35777517
Cat maids require bigger chests.

>> No.35777535

>>35777528
bigger

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35777551

>>35777421
Well yeah.
Monsterized "light" valkyrie is the best possible outcome.

>> No.35777552

>>35777522
>amazon puts on an ill-fitting apron with "housewife" written on it, prostrates herself before you and begs you to knock her up with as many of your strong children as physically possible for the rest of her life

>> No.35777572

>>35777528
>smug maid not so smug after being impregnated with triplets

>> No.35777590

>>35777572
>tries to be smug again after giving birth
>gets impregnated with quintuplets
When will smug monsters learn?

>> No.35777617

>>35777528
When will human boys learn that impregnating smug monster only makes them even more smug?

>> No.35777636

>>35776918
Ma'am, this is a McDonalds, are you going to order something or not? It's already 12:00 AM, please order so I can go home, ma'am.

>> No.35777644

>>35777617
But impregnating monsters makes me more smug.

>> No.35777664

>>35777590
>maids former classmates visit her
>they question how she managed to have so many kids with her master
>she gives a smug look and talks about how she "seduced" him
>master pops his head in and sees the smug
>maid starts sweating when he looks at her and mouths "tonight.you"
they'll never learn

>> No.35777675

>>35774837
Do it, fucking do it coward.

>> No.35777701

Little known and unexpected trivia about my waifu. She considers herself a first-class monster, but not so much a monstergirl, despite her beautiful appearance. She has a reverence for the Lilim, and wishes she could be as kind and loving as they are (in her eyes). She keeps this side of herself hidden./spoiler]

Any other waifus out there that have secrets?

>> No.35777734

>>35777701
My wife worries about her lack of daughters despite copious amounts of daily sex and her devotion to Hathor.

>> No.35777752

>>35777777

If get, all of us will have our monster waif us after we die, via isekai.

>> No.35777760

>>35777777
>>35777752

Trying again

>> No.35777797

Greenworms are based sometimes

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>>35768109

>> No.35777832
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>>35777797
Only if they have hands.

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35777863

Should I act small and meek or tough and big to attract grizzly gals?

>> No.35777868

>>35777863
small and meek and they leave you alone
big and tough and they see that as a challenge

>> No.35777873

>>35777863
Just carry around a pot of honey.

>> No.35777881

>>35777752
I'm getting my waifu in my lifetime.

>> No.35778003

What monster would take an interest in tabletop wargames?

>> No.35778022

>Three order soldiers are out on patrol
>One of them thinks the Order is full of shit so he intends to sneak away so he can get his monster wife
>He doesn't know that his comrades had the same idea
>None of them have any idea about each other's intentions and try to act like everything is normal

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35778026

Is it true empress penguins kidnap daughters to raise as their own, sometimes going as far as to kidnap a boy to groom into her husband?

>> No.35778111

How do you think elven men feel about everything going on in the MGE world?

>> No.35778120

You know you've made it big in the world when you start receiving marriage contracts with dragons.
Sure, most of them are matrilineal but that's not the point.

>> No.35778141

>>35778003
I imagine Lilim would to at least a degree, given that they are the masterminds of demonic invasion.
A cheshire might take an interest too, since beating you gives them more to be smug about.

>> No.35778144

>>35778120
What are these "marriage contracts" you speak of? The only contracts I've recieved are from a bunch of tour guides when I travelled to Dragonia. I accepted all of them, so I could see what each guide offers.

>> No.35778152

>>35778144
Anon, please learn to read.
You may find yourself in trouble soon.

>> No.35778161

>>35778144
do you... not like having a pelvis?

>> No.35778165

>>35778141
Lilims seem like the type that would show up to a game in full Demon Lord Army uniform and play up being a warlord, only for the facade to crumble when you tell her that the rules don't permit her combo that would have won the game.

>> No.35778167

>>35778111

They're jealous women are the ones getting all the dicks.

>> No.35778175

>>35776616
Huh. It kinda works. Kinda.

>> No.35778187

So, if you get to be isekai'd into MGE would you prefer if everyone went into a separate parallel universe or would you rather have everyone in the same universe?

>> No.35778191

>>35778152
>>35778161
I'm not sure what you mean, but I'm looking forward to my next tour with them. And from the look of the forty different emails from the guides, they're pretty excited too. Something about a "special sneak-peek" at what the inside of Dragonia homes look like, and the chance of a long-term homestay program.

>> No.35778192

>>35778111
some of them are getting that dragonpucci, at least

>> No.35778194

>>35778187
i care not

>> No.35778201

The systematic human slave trade of the desert region is a very good investment! It's what makes the desert region the human slave capital of the world! Dark elves are literally building big and wealthy cities there!

>> No.35778206

>>35778187
I think occasionally running into someone and recognizing them as a fellow 'expat' would be neat
of course, mge planet is unfathomably huge, so it would depend much on distribution randomness (or lack thereof)

>> No.35778213

>>35778201
Some say a human boy bought by an unassuming monster was seen being taken into the Pharaoh's private chambers.

>> No.35778217

>>35778187

Everyone gets their own because I'm not losing my one chance to be the protag, dammit.

>> No.35778220

>>35778187
Everyone in the same universe, seeing other anons doing well for themselves would be amazing. Thats assuming it's big enough for us all, which it probably is, and by a lot

>> No.35778258

>>35778187
Wouldn't mind a shared world.
MGE is pretty big and seeing a large amount of autists and waifu-fags dropped in it would be fun

>> No.35778273

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to not forget rangers when it comes to waifu classes.
Sure, they may seem gruff but they're quite knowledgeable.

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>> No.35778299

>>35778273
Knowledgeable about what? Where to fuck in the woods?

>> No.35778327

>>35778299
Where the best natural sights are, the best picnic spots, great locations for rare reagents.....and yes, good places for sex in the woods

>> No.35778338

>>35778299
>First aid
Generally useful, especially if theres not a white mage to hand
>How to make aphrodisiacs out of common plants
elaboration not needed
>Knot tying
Bondage
>Animal Companions
Cute pets :)
>Knowledge of local flora
You want that tentacle mushroom? She knows exactly where it is
>Skilled in combat
generally useful

I could go on

>> No.35778343

>>35778327
Do they have better chances of making it through a tentacle forest to get that special sap?

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>>35768109

>> No.35778425

>>35778343
Yes

>> No.35778428

On the topic of getting Isekai'd, where would you go in the MGE world?

>> No.35778452

>>35778428
Honestly? Doesn't matter or me.
My tastes are broad and I'd like to do some adventuring.


Although its obviously easier if you aren't just dropped into the tundra/ocean/desert.

>> No.35778456

>>35778428
Arctic wasteland where I can live alone

>> No.35778459

>>35778187
Either would be fine, being able to see some fellow degenerates all striving to do whatever in the world would be funny. Especially whatever the Order and Demon Lord's reactions would be to all of us otherworldly autists' shenanigans.

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>>35768109

>> No.35778474

>>35778428
Wherever the least amount of monsters are, like in some RPG. That way I can sort of level up to the point of being able to body a dragon.

>> No.35778497

>>35778428
dragonia

>> No.35778510

>>35778428
that graveyard of ash in dragonia seems like a good place to start

>> No.35778513

>>35778459
>that anon that named his firstborn alraune daughter “sneed”

>> No.35778516

>>35778395
Why are her breasts huge?

>> No.35778522

>>35778428
I will go to Wonderland. That way everybody else will be as confused and out of place as I am.

>> No.35778529

>>35778213
The Pharoah is a shotacon who lusts for something very young and underdeveloped which is perfectly normal for monsters to feel and human males need to understand that.

>> No.35778564

>>35778516
Mana is stored in the breasts.

>> No.35778596

What brought your wife to you?

>> No.35778608

>>35778564
That's a myth. Breast size has no correlation to production of milk or storage of mana.
This post is brought to you by Onii-chans Against Bullying.

>> No.35778628

>>35778608
Really? My bapho says that its true and she wouldn't lie to me!
Granted, she hangs out with that Marune group so they may be putting weird things in her head.

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>>35778596
I'm just easy fox bait honestly, I never stood a chance of running from her charms

>> No.35778656

>>35778596
i like the undead and dragons, simple as

>> No.35778660

>>35778596
The stench of virginity

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35778698

>>35778645
all humanity is foxbait

>> No.35778704

>>35772871
>off-topic image

>> No.35778707

>>35778608
and yet, despite making up a mere 13% of the population, sabbath members are present in at least 52% of breast expansion related art. curious.
this post was brought to you by turning-point cowtits.

>> No.35778710

>when I cuddle my mofu it's almost like I actually have a husband

>> No.35778725

>>35778628
>Bapho that has cowprint hair and fur.
>Not black and white but white mixed with her normal hair color.
>Is full, THICK pai loli mode.

>> No.35778740

>>35778513
>That Anon that literally screamed the entire navy seal copypasta in the middle of Dragonia when a Dragon girl called him a name.
>She took him right there and then.

>> No.35778751

>>35778628
>>35778725
HERESY

>> No.35778755

>>35778596

My thread-related answer would be my love of catgirls, british accents and Alice in Wonderland.

>> No.35778764

>>35778751
It ain't heresy if she's my wife.

>> No.35778772

>>35775649
>Just as plan
Esl retard

>> No.35778790

>>35770079
>Living Doll
tactical onahole and portable scout/spy

>> No.35778817

Pulling sweaters over scantily clad monsters tits!

>> No.35778830

>>35778817
They better be brand new.

>> No.35778853
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35778853

>>35768109

>> No.35778914

>>35777515
Based. I wish to do the same, but a Convent of Nuns.

>> No.35778916

>>35778830
The monsters or the sweaters?

>> No.35778924
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35778924

>>35768109
>You came to the wrong castle

>> No.35778926
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35778926

>>35777835

>> No.35778927

>>35778916
The sweaters, you don't want a monster to fully familiarize with your scent.

>> No.35778928

Ushi sisters that do everything together!

>> No.35778943

>Lilim feels bad that there's so many sad boys out there
>Does her best to corrupt waifus and send them to those boys
>It's never enough
>And no one ever comes for her either
>But she keeps trying anyways

>> No.35778981

>>35778924
I wonder if shipgirls are considered as monster girl or not.

>> No.35778996

>>35778981
In a way they're not humans, so I would assume yes?

>> No.35779001
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35779001

Since ancient evils are in high demand, what happens to their minions when she gets married?

>> No.35779006

>>35778924
>Pov: you're about to get the nickname "keg"

>> No.35779040

>>35779001
usually the henching unions sets them up with some short term position at an echidnas dungeon until another ancient evil has openings

>> No.35779122

>>35779001
I shall take them as wives too, and the ancient evil shall be the headwife, of course.

>> No.35779153

>>35779001
Logically speaking they would marry the husband's minions, wouldn't they?
>b-but normal people don't have minions
Their goons then.
>goons?
Hired goons.

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35779186

>>35776491
Emergency onahole!

>> No.35779237

>>35779001
Either this>>35779122
or get married to the husband’s friends that helped invade the dungeon to stop the ancient evil

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35779239

>>35779186
Needs titties.

>> No.35779280

>>35777760
>>35777752
>BLACKED post got get instead
Enjoy getting isekai'ed into BLACKED world
Oh wait, that's just modern USA

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35779296

Reminder that every village has a village girl that no other man has any sexual interest in despite being incredibly sexy, and is highly susceptible to monsterization.

>> No.35779301

>>35779001
Minions do not work for ancient evils directly. They work for a company who contracts out the minions to the ancient evils. This works out better for both parties because grape snek can focus on her revenge plots and not on picking out the best medical plan for her employees.

>> No.35779355

>>35779001
Are they hired minions or relatives?

>> No.35779365

>>35778926
I think DW-8 actually likes the regular MGE ones too but I'm not 100% sure

>> No.35779389

>>35779301
But let’s hope she didn’t hire from one with a name like Fair-O Inc or Pyramid Jackals

>> No.35779466

>>35779389
I think she ordered them off of www.anu.biz
They have very high reviews

>> No.35779494

>>35779301
Minions have no notoriously strong unions. They've adapted to deal with even the brattiest vampires who try to impugn their rights.

>> No.35779505

>>35779494
Please don't use that word. If my Danuki wife senses that I am talking about un*ons then she will be upset for the rest of the night.

>> No.35779553

>>35779505
I didn’t know Tanukis were Confederates

>> No.35779571
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I can't stop pumping all of my semen into tight, stretchy goblin pussy.

>> No.35779585
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This fucking slime has taken too much of my semen. If semen was money I would be broke.

>> No.35779601

>>35778596
I can't tell if it was just memes and coincidence or actual predestination, these days

>> No.35779619

>>35778924
>Wales
>York
>Pretty sure that's #5 on the right
Who's the blonde leaning on York?
>>35778981
They're Tsukumogami, pretty much

>> No.35779645
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35779645

>>35773990
i'm not sure if undead fish have the same mystique as other undead

>> No.35779799

>MGE on the surface: Hehe sexy monster
>MGE lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq2w_Zm2K3c

>> No.35779806

>>35778596
Wife?

>> No.35779833

>>35779001
They attempt to steal the young son of some powerful hero to get revenge, only for it to backfire when the son mating presses them into submission.

>> No.35779850

>>35776952
Greilia and Runya are the only good Baphos.

>> No.35779953

>>35779571
Somethings strange about this cow. Does it have that weird lime-flavored milk?

>> No.35779977

>>35779799
>Danuki globalist conspiracy councils
>The fall of Lescatie
>Demonic Energy metaphysical links
>Fate of the original God and who put the limiter on Humans
>Ancient desert kingdoms yet to be unearthed
>Chaos gods and the Abyss
There's a lot of room for one of those dumb conspiracy videos actually.

>> No.35780015
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Raccoons are a menace.

>> No.35780178
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I think this wight wants a high five

>> No.35780270

>>35775762
So foreplay with Haku would be about talking like a informed/intelligent person?

>> No.35780398 [DELETED] 
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Caution: vore

>> No.35780404 [SPOILER] 
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Caution: vore

>> No.35780409

>>35780404
SLIMEY PURPLE VORE MONSTER

>> No.35780421

>>35780404
Oh man I just want a normal burger or something!

>> No.35780434

>>35780404
hey, that's the fruit I learned about when I was writing.

>> No.35780453
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35780453

big dogs are dumb

>> No.35780461

>>35780453
For taking on walkies, then losing control and getting pulled by her towards the dog park.

>> No.35780469
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35780469

Hmph
You never stood a chance
Not against the mofu
Enjoy your life as a married man
Pathetic human

>> No.35780503
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35780503

>>35770017
>>35770079
>Soldier Beetle
>the perfect soldier
>heavily armored exoskeleton
Looks like I won the jackpot. I'll be a improvised tank destroyer. It can't be that hard to put an anti tank gun on this monster girl.

>> No.35780532
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>>35780409
Fucking based

>> No.35780554

Monster girl schools must be fucking wild.

>> No.35780577

>>35780554
Fucking wild and wild fucking

>> No.35781061
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>>35770017
>the most horrible duo ?
Army Cook and KitchenSnek

>> No.35781094

>>35772052
Pixillated handholding.

>> No.35781136

>>35781061
I am now reminded of Snake's endless quest for the best rations and how Big Boss would just eat fucking everything

>> No.35781286

>>35780577
>tfw ywn be the first boy in all monster girl school

>> No.35781353

>>35781286
Sounds awful if you ask me. Sure it'd be nice at the start to feel wanted and everything, but a week in you're either claimed or currently balls deep in monster girl pussy.
And after that you're not gonna have any male friends from school. So the closest option is tomboy monster girls.

But hey, getting a harem would be really fucking easy if nothing else.

>> No.35781359

What monster(s) would be a hard NO if they ever tried to marry you?

>> No.35781431

>>35781359
all the loli monsters

>> No.35781437

>>35781359
I'm so starved for affection and unconditional love that I'm pretty sure there isn't a monster I would say no to.
But probably any monster girls that look to young, I'm just gonna ask them to wait until they are at least teens before I will consider marrying them.

>> No.35781451

>>35780554
>>35780577
I can already imagine
>girls end up talking about guys
>900 old virgin kitsune larping as a JK brags that she t-totally has a boyfriend and lots of sex
>all her friends get jealous and desperate
>next day public morals comittee is full of problems and envy of the ton of monster girls that started raping people in public
>kitsune is still single

>> No.35781469

>>35781359
All the lolis.
No humpties, no sabbath, none of that.
The bigger the better, mamono get more fertile with age.

>> No.35781471

>>35781451
>hag fox
time to go hag huntin

>> No.35781474

>>35781359
dommy monsters
no i dont know who or what you are, nor do I give a fuck. I get to be on the top. period

>> No.35781495
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>>35781431
>>35781437
>>35781469
Uh oh Sabbathbros, time to increase the loli propaganda!

>> No.35781511

>>35781359
Insects, bugs, slimes.

>> No.35781525

>>35781359
Jinkos,hellhounds,shogs,kikis and greenworms

>> No.35781537

>>35781525
hello Mr contrarian

>> No.35781541
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>>35774817
>cuckquean

>> No.35781547 [DELETED] 

>ywn be a dispossessed child king who is given sanctuary by the local MG dungeon lord who gives you a room in her dungeon to use as the starting territory of your government in exile

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>>35781495

>> No.35781637

>>35781359
Loli and any monsters that encourage daughteru dicking like devilbugs or large mouse.

>> No.35781653

How many of us would be defeated by a warm hug?

>> No.35781664

>>35781653
I would gladly lose to a Yeti, especially a big Yeti ski instructor who gets "physical" with her lessons

>> No.35781672
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>>35781359
Trannies, furries, non-lolis

>> No.35781700

>>35781495
how can tiny sabbaths even compete

>> No.35781715
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>>35781359
All of them

>> No.35781730

>>35781616
>anon wobbles out of the brainwashing device
>screams "BREED LOLI CUNNY" every other sentence
>makes off-topic pedophilic comments
>proceeds to breed big tiddy goblins
the machine needs more work

>> No.35781818

>>35776952
YES
E
S
HEAL ME ALWAYS. I WILL TAKE THE JAB FOR THIS TOO

>> No.35781989

>>35781495
I'm gonna call the Baphomet a boomer for still having her blockbuster card.

>> No.35782019
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35782019

Breed big goats, they’re hips are much more wider and can more easily give you children

>> No.35782063

>>35782019
I want to molest those floppy ears

>> No.35782092

>tfw no boomer monster gf
>swn show you "real" music
>swn get you good deals cause she knows people
>swn rant at you about how kids these days....
>ywn never grab and fuck her to stuck her up
>ywn easily outlast due to her age
>ywn go with her to be shown off to her single friends

>> No.35782163

Monsters are under my bed

>> No.35782198
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>>35781541
you got to fertilize them all anon

>> No.35782231

>>35782198
All the handjobs she needs to give for me to fertilize all the eggs.

>> No.35782235

>>35782092
>>swn show you "real" music
>Heh, don't worry, babe. I got this covered."
>you pull out a large stack of classic rock CDs

>> No.35782272

>>35782235
She will heartpupil

>> No.35782281

>>35782019
I would, but these goats are too dangerous for my dick to ignore.

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>>35782281
Whoops, forgot something

>> No.35782300

>>35782235
>>35782092
>sitting next to boomer monstergirl
>open can of Mamono Energy Ultra Zero
>hold her hand, fingers locked
>*sip* "Yep... they don't make monsters like they used to"

>> No.35782387

>>35782297
Damn that right one had some nice animation and wished i was fucking her just like in those.

>> No.35782408

So what would a zoomer monster girl be like?

>> No.35782425
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>> No.35782446

>>35782163
Be a gentleman and invite them into your bed.

>> No.35782450

>>35781359
Alps or anything else that used to male, furries, insects, parasitic/infection monsters, chaos monsters, fallen god worshippers, Druella orbiters, femdom savages, and any extra stupid or obsessed ones like Humpty and Jubjub

>> No.35782471

>>35782425
I want in on this action

>> No.35782505

>>35782425
She hung out with Bicorns too much.

>> No.35782527

>>35782446
I did, but they are too shy to do it while I am awake

>> No.35782602

>>35782425
>Nerdwan friend invites you to her house to watch some pseudo-historical movie on hellhound-human relations
>Say yes thinking it's gonna be hilariously trash
>An hour in she pins you to the ground and demands you pay "reparations" with your dick

>> No.35782612

>>35782505
Cuckhorses must be stopped and forced into loving monogamous marriages

>> No.35782617

>>35782425
Is this poorly veiled fetish softporn too?

>> No.35782662

>>35782612
>bicorns anonymous groups to help them stop being cucks

>> No.35782697

>>35782662
>bicorn has a listless, blank look in her eyes
>usually seem mentally checked-out
>will ocassionally mutter to her husband, asking if he fucked anyone else today
>dies a little more on the inside when he says no

>> No.35782788

>>35782697
>the bicorn snaps one day
>she takes her husband and dresses him like a slut
>She then throws him into a prison filled with single monster girls
>She finally smiles with her eyes as well

>> No.35782857
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>>35768109

>> No.35782914
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>> No.35782947

>>35782857
very cute

>> No.35782962

>>35782788
>the smile leaves her face when it turns out all those monsters are vanilla enthusiasts

>> No.35783076
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>>35782387
Yeah, her animations are super hot

>> No.35783099

Any good MG animes?

>> No.35783117

>>35783076
Ah that freaking devilish smile.
That tiny but superbusty body...
Built for breeding.
"Recent" one where she is eating icecream also making me diamonds, how she is spreading her leg there.

>> No.35783120

>>35783099
Boku no pico

>> No.35783126

Foxes are the most trustworthy monsters around

>> No.35783140

>>35783099
Corruption Of Champions

>> No.35783153
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>>35783126
At least manticores and ushis have the decency to be upfront about the whole affair.

>> No.35783157

>>35783126
No that's angels

>> No.35783158

>>35783099
Monster Girl Quest.

>> No.35783162
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>>35783126
I trust them as well

>> No.35783195
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>>35783126
>>35783157
This

>> No.35783201

>>35778596
childhood trauma plus broken home

>> No.35783209
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>>35783117
I prefer the wedding dress videos, but bench one is also hot

>> No.35783279

>>35782962
>"Damn it! This one is married!"
>"Uhg, we finally get a man here and he's already claimed?"
>Bicron asks if they're not gonna fuck him regardless of that
>"What? No! We're criminals, not humans."

>> No.35783306

>>35778596
My crippling loneliness.

>> No.35783322

>>35782697
I wonder what her reaction would be if her husband started talking about a new monster girl friend they meet. About how nice and hot she is, and that she's even single.

>> No.35783328

>>35783279
maybe if the bicorn shares him with her sisters? that gotta work right?

>> No.35783335
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>>35783126
Gee, I wonder who typed this.

>> No.35783370

>>35783328
>Bicorns so desperate that they have started sharing a husband between one another instead of with other monster girls
>'United unicorns' says this is a positive move for society at large

>> No.35783390
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>>35783209
Yep.

>> No.35783400
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35783400

>Tomorrow I’ll:
>Invent Druella in the cooler!

>> No.35783405

>>35783328
>They keep fighting over who gets to be last
I wouldn't mind having three bicorn sisters fawning over me.

>> No.35783478

>>35783390
Oh no! The goat has been marked for death by the dark brotherhood!

>> No.35783489
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>>35783478
Nah. I just slapped her a bit too hard. hahaha

>> No.35783502

>>35783400
>Tomorrow I'll...
>invent my sewer, and fill with bubble slimes.

>> No.35783510

>>35783489
Stay away from her, assassin!

>> No.35783512

>>35779006
Really changes the meaning of cracking open a warm one with the girls. This makes me think of redneck vampires

>> No.35783530

>>35783400
>Tomorrow I’ll:
>make a milfinator 10000 and use it on the sabbath
>also make a hag detector

>> No.35783533
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>>35783510
Yes. That ass-is-a-sin

>> No.35783538

>Gangraped by p'orcers

>> No.35783544

>>35783512
>vampire doing a handstand on your shoulders while she drains you
>other redneck vamps chanting "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
>you thought this old southern mansion would be full of aristocratic holdouts, not yokels with a truck snorkel.

>> No.35783566

>>35783544
>Dhampirs are the aristocratic Southern belles while the vampires are absolute lasses that know how to have fun
Sounds like an amazing dynamic

>> No.35783587

>Raping a gang of p'orcers

>> No.35783591

>>35783120
>>35783140
>>35783158
You guys are mean

>> No.35783611

>>35782914
This blue bunyip scares me, she's a little too social. Is she offering me her hot cocoa in these trying times?

>> No.35783626
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>> No.35783628

>>35782450
I agree with the first four and last two

>> No.35783634

>>35783120
I remember watching that series back when I was a newcomer and trying to understand the meme
Got to admit the scene where they spied on chicos older sister while she Masterbated with a banana and scene where she masterbated while spying on them were pretty hot, though a bit frustrating cause now I couldn't say I didn't pop a bone watching Pico to Chico

>> No.35783655
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35783655

All of those schizo "how to summon a succubus" posts on /x/ are just monsters trying to give proper instructions from another world with no concise references to how our language and culture works

>> No.35783665
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>> No.35783667

Sniff a holst's butthole or sniff a mino's butthole?

>> No.35783678

>>35783665
>that bulge
Oh no

>> No.35783684

>>35783209
That kiss and the plowing later were really hot, but I like my lolis flat.

>> No.35783705

>>35783678
Relax

>> No.35783707

>>35783566
>Ride mud and get blood, sister!
>YEEEEEEHAWWWW!

>> No.35783712

>>35783667
Both

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>> No.35783741

>>35783634
Alp detected

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>> No.35783760
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35783760

Impregnate dorfs.

>> No.35783784

>>35783727
Paradise is living in a sandworm's mouth as her one and only, but her bestest friend and husband

>> No.35783825

>>35783665
I like that we have a new pharaoh image from this artist but when I take a closer look some of the angles and proportions of the lower body look off. It's nice from a bit further away though

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>> No.35783843

>>35783745
Barely even a monstergirl

>> No.35783857
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>> No.35783867

>>35783566
>>35783707
>anon slogging through a creek bed trying to escape a vampire that's on a 4 wheeler
>ghouls are up on the edges hooting and hollering down at them while chewing open beer cans
fund it

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>>35783843
Yeah, she's a total hornlet

>> No.35783896

>>35783843
i take some solace she's distinctive enough i don't with opening the images

>> No.35783909

>>35783875
This one isn't better. Boring and generic

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>> No.35783941

>>35783867
>new in town
>walking to go get groceries at the local gas station because no supermarket wants to set up this far into the sticks
>pack of vampires camped outside the door
>oh no
>try to play it cool, even as one packs a fat lip of demon realm herb chaw
>spits on the ground in front of you as you're about to pass
>you take a step back
>the all laugh
>"Where you goin, sugar?"
>the one chewing gets off the wall
>fancy cowboy boots, daisy dukes, and a red flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the top three buttons undone
>"You new in town, aint ya? How'd you lahk to get a tour of the place in mah truck?"
>end up hogtied and driven deep into the swamp so that she can have her way with you

>> No.35783948
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>>35783867
Whenever I read posts about monsters proactively dating like this I like to think of the stories the couple's daughters are going to be hearing from Dad while the Momster sits there embarrassed

>> No.35783984

>>35783940
stacked potatoes

>> No.35784027
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35784027

Slap the cat

>> No.35784052

>>35784027
I'd much rather tap that

>> No.35784058

>>35784027
Suppose you slap your waifu (or your favorite MGs) bum. What happens next.

For me? She grabs my arm and looks me in the eye, and tells me to either press the attack or start running.

>> No.35784097

>>35784058
When I do, I always wear my cowboy hat before I do, since I gonna be doing some serious ridin

>> No.35784107
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35784107

>>35783948
>"...and then she straightened her back, stretched her arms and cloak, bared her fangs and said something like "YOUR SOUL IS MINE, CATTLE."
Your normally pale vampire wife is beet red and hiding her face in her hands.

>> No.35784114

>>35784058
i watch the jello jiggle before dark slime entraps my hand and she begins the counterattack

>> No.35784145
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>>35784107
Always love dad's stories, especially about the time mom said she was going to suck his essence out then dropped to her knees in front of him

>> No.35784170

>>35783655
>with no concise references to how our language and culture works
yet they manage to use english and internet?

>> No.35784173

>>35783941
>anon and his friends are hiking through an undead realm
>they think they're safe since there's no reports of the usual signs of organized undead activity, such as regal mansions
>suddenly a camo-wearing lich pulls up beside them in an f-150
>there's an inflatable pool in the bed of the truck with zombies in it
>"You boys wanna cool off for a bit? We don't bite!"
you don't get to refuse

>> No.35784189

>>35784114
Can she make you hard by just molesting your hand? Has she ever tried?
>Dark Slime leaning in and whispering "Imagine that, but to your dick"

>> No.35784197

Big fat monster titties

>> No.35784207
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>>35784197
Like these?

>> No.35784220
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>>35784207
Needs more milk

>> No.35784223

>>35784189
absolutely. fellating each of your fingers while kneading your palm has to get some reaction

>> No.35784226
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>>35784197

>> No.35784233
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35784233

Harpy breeding sim progress.

>dress up (change hairstyles--hime cut,buns and ponytail done so far)
>save game
>talk (working on dialogue branches with a database function)
>inventory (stuff like butt plugs or gifts)
>stats (shown in game)
>sleep (shows a sleeping animation and progresses to the next day)
>mini games (working on them, low res stuff)

Hopefully I'll have a prototype done in the next month or two to post. The game itself is simple and takes place in one or two rooms, so I can afford to pour more effort into the smaller interactions.

The game currently uses the mouse to click buttons but I can add keyboard support if people want it.

Sorry about the cancerous image format. I tried recording and converting to WEBM to show off the idle/blinking animations among other details but none of them seem to load.Game window will be small at 640x 480 px.

(Yes, I am still working on the other stuff)

>> No.35784234

>>35784223
>tfw I'm not the only person in the thread who understands handholding isn't just a meme

>> No.35784242

>>35784220
Crazed girls with big boobs and scary eyes do things to me.

>> No.35784244

>>35784233
Cool, didn't know this was in the works. Guess I have this and KC's game to look forward to

>> No.35784280

>>35784233
>You can kiss Bernice, munch her carpet or fuck her in the ass

First I'm hearing of this but it sounds based.

>> No.35784317

>>35784234
Handholding is extremely hot. Hand worship is even worse, utterly forbidden in public for all decent individuals,

>> No.35784323

>>35784233
>Breeding sim
>Anal
>Oral
Jokes aside is the game just about anon n' harpy knocking boots and talons till she pops out an egg or more to it? And will the eggs hatch or is it just see how many cartons you can make her fill up before the end?

>> No.35784361

>>35784323
Full Disclosure: "Harpy Breeding Sim" is just a meme working title and maybe a bit misleading. The whole point is to charm and fuck Bern's brains out till she loves you.

If the game is well-received I'd be happy to add more content to it later on, though. I guess egg-hatching could be a thing in post.

>> No.35784387

What monsters would generally have the lowest libidos?

>> No.35784396

>>35784387
(you)

>> No.35784403

>>35784361
So I guess you could call it "Harpy Dating Sim"? Just don't forget the autistic speech options and joke bad end

>> No.35784404

>>35784233
>Harpy anal
Finally. There's literally only 2-3 images of this on the internet at the moment.

>> No.35784411
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35784411

>>35784387
Maybe holstaur?

>> No.35784446

>>35784234
i am waiting for the moment a manticore encourages me to investigate her tail. when i trepidly touch a single finger against her membrane her tail latches over my whole fist and starts doing its thing

>> No.35784459

>>35784411
Holst is just meek and understanding that sometimes anon is not in the mood or sick and knows he'll make it up to her. But hellhounds have nothing on a frustrated holst repeatedly denied her milking and dicking

>> No.35784460

>>35784403
That's one option I've considered. I'm trying to think of some clever wordplay title but for now I haven't thought of the perfect one. I'll definitely consider something like "Harpy Dating Sim," though.

>>35784404
Already sketched one anal scene (dogg-style plus cross-section) plus some really bashful buttplug-wearing stuff.

>> No.35784506

>>35784145

Carmilla is my favorite vampire.

>> No.35784507
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>> No.35784516

>>35784507
is it me or are the elfs getting more fertile?

>> No.35784523
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>> No.35784527

>>35784233
Bernice (?) is cute and I don't hate this.

>> No.35784542 [DELETED] 

>>35777590
She might learn her lesson once she has birthed enough kids that she can't raise any more.

Wait, no she won't. She'll turn smug again once the first kids are old enough to help her out. This creates a chain where she can raise more once more kids are old enough to help her raise them. Telling her that there are enough kids will be taken as a sign of weakness. Maybe she'll finally be done and learn her lesson once she begins to have difficulty remembering all of their names.

>> No.35784557
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>>35784516
it's a sound hypothesis but we'll need some practical testing to be sure

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>> No.35784570
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>>35784557
this is peak elf performance

>> No.35784571
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>>35784516
just fat

>> No.35784578

>>35784571
hmm, so city life is bad for monsters?

>> No.35784580

>>35784446
>Young Manticore playing with childhood friend (male)
>He asks about her tail and—like any dumb kid—sticks his finger in it
This becomes a foundational point in their relationship

>> No.35784583

>>35784207
A dark mage, kiki and and a dragon go to a bar...

>> No.35784590

>>35784459
>Denying her milking time.
Why though? Unless she is a kinky cow, i don't see why would people do that!

>> No.35784599
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>>35784561
I want to live with the abyssal girls!

>> No.35784601

>>35784460
>clever wordplay title
>Lovey Dovey
>Fondness for Finches
>Swooning for Swans
>Betrothed to a Bird
>An Affair with an Azure Tit
>Yearning for a Heron
I'll take my payment in form of putting these in "Working titles" section in the credits

>> No.35784605

>>35784583
all are moaning how they all are single and are now reaching their 2000s now

>> No.35784620

So wait kc is married?

>> No.35784622
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>> No.35784627

>>35784580
>she watches the fear, panic and struggle as he tries to pull his hand out
>gets a warm feeling near her stomach as her predatory instincts awaken
so beautiful

>> No.35784638
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35784638

I made this thing

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32689915/chapters/81098041
This is just side stuff, it's about the guy I mentioned before who fits into the criteria of being unappealing even to monsters. except for maybe one.

Meanwhile, I'm writing that sabbath story in order city anon asked for. I don't know how much time it'll take since I never did uoooooooh children before, and there will be more than two characters finding love.

>> No.35784652

has a man ever gotten stuck in a tail pussy and needed to go to the er

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>>35784601
It is done.

>> No.35784716

>>35784578
>so city life is bad
yes

>> No.35784900

>>35784590
Because Anon is a kinky little fella that WANTS his Holst onee-san to pin him down and force him to drain her hefty boobies while she milks him by hand.

And she isn't stopping until both of them have run dry.

>> No.35784903

>>35784233
There better be a dog fucking and sucking options. wink wink, hint hint. Maybe as an unlockable? or Secret option. That'd be pretty fucking cool. Kinda like that image set on you know where.

Is there a translation for that set btw?

>> No.35784918

>>35784900
That does nice. Maybe it's because i love milking holst so much. I won't be able let her go unmilked.

>> No.35784946

>>35783829
I feel like I'm missing some context here.

>> No.35784948

>>35784638
>Meanwhile, I'm writing that sabbath story in order city anon asked for
Uooooohhhh based

>> No.35784955 [SPOILER] 
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>>35784903
>dog fucking

>> No.35784956

>>35784903
>There better be a dog fucking and sucking options.
Sorry, there won't be.

>> No.35784982

>>35784955
>KC included a scene in the current demo
>But he just uses the normal CGs
I can't tell if the girl is just speaking figuratively

>> No.35785022
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>> No.35785034

>>35785022
good and bad bigamy best bigamy

>> No.35785050

>>35784956
Damn, that's a shame. I'd have paid a good amount of dollary doos for that. No worries though. I'm still looking forward to it!

But is there a translation for that dog fuck image set of her on pixiv?

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>> No.35785061

>>35784955
Arguably the best potion KC added to the MGE canon. I know a lot of /d/egenerates like the doppelganger potion, but theriomorphosis potion is the best of them all.

>> No.35785083
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>> No.35785099
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35785099

>>35785083
Cute

>> No.35785107
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>>35785061
Wrong.

>> No.35785109

>>35785061
You just know centaurs, cu siths, and werewolves love those potions

>> No.35785116

>>35785050

https://pa.ste.bin.com/BZ8KEWi1 if you want the translation. (remove the periods)

The cursed paste expires in 24 hours.

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>>35785083
>>35785099

>> No.35785159

>>35781359
I generally don't like loli stuff
humpty egg
jubjub
matango
chardybis (though how the hell I would ever meet one as a landdweller, idk)
siths (MAYBE cu sith. hard maybe.)
roper, parasite slime
alp
cancer
monoeyes need not apply
dormouse
Slug or fancy slug
turtleshells
umbrella
mandragora
skeletal mamano don't exist
don't like troll gimmick
mosquito can fuck off
that covers it, I think

>> No.35785170

>>35785116
You are a god. Don't let the naysayers tell you otherwise.
I hope you do more content like this in the future.

And thank you!

>> No.35785171
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35785171

Don't let your daughteru hang out with foxes. They're bad influences.

>> No.35785173
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>>35785143
10/10 would taste it

>> No.35785212

>>35784622
Cute doppel
What does it say?

>> No.35785215

>>35785171
whats the worst that can happen?

>> No.35785249

>>35785215
They start throwing up hand signs and stealing tofu

>> No.35785258

>>35785061
I like all of them.

>> No.35785269

>needing those potions
thats why I like being a mostly vanillafag

>> No.35785287

>>35784622
according to yandex OCR translate:
>Are you sleeping with your husband in someone else's guise?
>I-THINK that the appearance is not important. FEELINGS ARE IMPORTANT, LOVE...

>> No.35785292

>>35785287
Roleplaying a cuckquean is superior to actually being one

>> No.35785298

>>35785212
whoops, here
>>35785287

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>>35785215

>> No.35785334

>>35784903
>>35784955
>>35785050
>>35785061
>>35785109
Fuck off vermin
>>>/trash/

>> No.35785342

>>35785215
one of them kitsune tsuki parasites

>> No.35785349

which monsters would be flashers?

>> No.35785355

>>35785349
raiju. she'd finger herself while doing it too.

>> No.35785369

>>35785334
I haven't posted on /ntr/ for a while

>> No.35785383

>>35785355
>tfw no raiju milf to flash you while waiting for the train at 3:00 am and then grabbing you and taking you home to fuck you

>> No.35785395

>>35785383
i'm surprised she could wait that long

>> No.35785408
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35785408

>>35785349
Perverted hag vampires

>> No.35785423

>>35785319
I need an adult.

>> No.35785436

>>35785423
Why? She's about to make you a man!

>> No.35785448

>>35785408
>has never talked to a boy ever since she left her house
>has so much porn that it has its own goddamn room in her castle
>is so desperate that the minute someone walks in the door, she is there
>always wears her big overcoat with nothing underneath
>she has schlicked it so much that even the scent of a man pushes her over the edge
>>You were given a quest to slay her
>you find her cumming her brains out fingering herself when you enter the door

>> No.35785450
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35785450

Desperate crafty elves.

>> No.35785456

>>35785448
You just described a dragon

>> No.35785460

>>35785436
>*que intense training montage*

>> No.35785478

>>35785456
damn, I thought dragons were proud and noble, not coomers

>> No.35785480

>>35785456
hags and dragons have a lot of overlap in the venn diagram

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>>35768109

>> No.35785507

>>35784027
Squish that cat.

>> No.35785524
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>>35785478
You were thinking of elves
>>35785480
wtf

>> No.35785542

>>35785480
all dragons are hags

>> No.35785557

>>35785050
...what image set?

>> No.35785566

>>35785542
Wrong, although much like with any other monster the non-hag stage doesn't last for long.

>> No.35785570
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>>35785507
Done, what next?
>>35785542
Even the cute and funny ones?

>> No.35785576
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35785576

>>35768109

>> No.35785586

>>35785570
they are the most likely to be hags

>> No.35785588

>>35785570
Little football carry

>> No.35785609

>>35785576
Oh geeze...

>> No.35785617

>>35785576
remember kids
>do all the monster drugs

>> No.35785634

>>35785576
nice worm

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>>35768109
Marry vampires.

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>>35785617
MG edit. Go.

>> No.35785822

>>35785704
but that's just an elf

>> No.35785835
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>>35785704

>> No.35785840

>>35785704
What a fanglet. Gonna go find me a southern vampire with 3" fangs to chew my neck open.

>> No.35785864

>>35785423
She is an adult

>> No.35785888

>>35785319
>mama said to never huff mofu
>BUT, one huff couldn't hurt

>> No.35785896
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>>35785794

>> No.35785927

>>35785896
I thought it was eating and not fucking....

>> No.35785977
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35785977

>>35785888
You can quit just after one.

>> No.35785985

>>35785588
With your hand on her butt

>> No.35786036
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>>35785977
Are you sure, I heard that mofu is highly addictive

>> No.35786043
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>>35785977
That's what they all say.

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>>35786036
>>35785977
I mean if it was a YOUNG mofu...

>> No.35786064

>>35786052
>>young
>mofu
does not compute, the value is imaginary

>> No.35786069

I think fox hags SUCK!

>> No.35786071
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>>35785704
I will not.

>> No.35786085
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>>35786069
They suck pretty hard

>> No.35786107
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35786107

>>35786036
This young lady here can confirm that mofu isn't addictive at all.

>> No.35786123
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>> No.35786129
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>>35786123
DESPERATE hag elves

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>>35784679
I fucking forgot "Hots for a Harpy" But if that's not the chosen title I will be extremely salty

>> No.35786165
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>>35786064
You can find all kinds of young monsters of unexpected type.

>> No.35786180

>>35786165
I just feel lolis are mostly lolibabas larping

>> No.35786183
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>>35786158
I love harpies

>> No.35786188
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>>35786158
>>35786183
nice berds

>> No.35786196
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>>35786188
Very nice

>> No.35786200

>>35786107
HAG

>> No.35786201

>>35770079
>werewolf
I guess I'll be hunting down any runaways or something then

>> No.35786237
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>>35786200

>> No.35786280

>>35786237
Spoils you rotten.

>> No.35786314

>>35786237
GRANNY

>> No.35786322
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>>35786129
Human cocks belong to mgs. Elve sluts deserve nothing.

>> No.35786347

>>35784620
i believe so, yes

>> No.35786348
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>>35786314
she can't even learn something new without getting bullied

>> No.35786364

>>35786347
seriously? I thought he got cucked by his past girlfriend and started hating real women.

>> No.35786374
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>> No.35786386

>>35786374
dork

>> No.35786391

>>35786364
a baseless rumor the weird and ignorant repeat

>> No.35786525

Writing a story right now. Mindflayers with legs, yes or no?

>> No.35786529

>>35786180
How to tell larping BBAs apart from lolis
>true monstergirl lolis try hard to be more mature than their age
>lolibaba monstergirls try hard to act young

>> No.35786532
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>>35786348
Won't you cheer her?

>> No.35786536

>>35786525
nope

>> No.35786548

>>35786532
I would, but I would tease her tho too

>> No.35786581

>>35786525
Another thing, if not, how do they actually move? Do they just scoot like snails? Hover?

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>>35768109

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dumb cowtit hags

>> No.35786617

>>35784679
>>35786183
>>35786188
>>35786196
Cultured birdfuckers.

>> No.35786710

>>35784233
Add yanderes

>> No.35786796

>>35784233
soo, when can we expect a demo?

>> No.35786900

>>35786612
I want a Gazer as big as that doughragon.

>> No.35786930

>>35786796
If you read the post, he says in hopefully 1-2 months.

>> No.35786983

>>35785109
Centaurs most definitely.

I imagine a human/cu sith couple may both take the potion together

>> No.35787001

>>35786983
fuck off

>> No.35787082

>>35786525
Sure, why not?

>> No.35787089

>>35787001
I'll fuck off when monster girls are real. Then I'll feed myself to a colossally sized worm girl - the ones that dwell deep within the sands - and never come back here, instead choosing to overpopulate the world with younger versions of my predator

>> No.35787153

>>35785061
And I though alp posting was bad

>> No.35787181

It's okay to fuck alps. But only if you excessively bully them

>> No.35787194

>>35787153
Sooner or later someone us bound to make a furry version

>> No.35787246

>>35787153
Looks like you gotta apologize to Alps.

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