/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3571763
>scip
facepalm.jpg

but you have to read your scip first !!!!

I want to fuck her 4th eye.

>>3571767
How lewd.

>>3571752

She already knows this, Anonymous.

If she hasn't made any intentions to stop you, you're in the green!

>>3571772
satori_no.jpg

Okay. Let me explain in detail what it would be like to cum inside of Satori. After a day of browing /jp/, you'd hear the door close and a small sigh before hearing the most angelic voice announcing its return. Of course it would be Satori, the love of your life, arriving home from school. You call out to her that you're in your room (where you always are, you don't do anything with your life anyway), and you hear the sweet pitter-patter of her foot steps as she skips over to your door. You hear it squeak and turn around to see her poking her head inside with an unsure look on her face. Once your eyes meet though, she smiles and that in turn makes you smile. You offer her a spot on your bed right next to you, and she happily walks over and sits down happily next to you, putting her head infront of your face, looking at the computer screen. "This again? I knew you were into this kind of thing but I never imagined it would come to being this commonplace ", she exclaims in a bored sounding voice. As she turns around and your eyes meet once again, she can tell you're feeling aroused by being near her, smelling her, hearing her sweet voice. She knows you absolutely adore her. "It's very nice of you to think that way about me, but I don't know if I'm ready for something like that", she exclaims. She comes closer to you. "Please close your eyes; I'll prepare a pleasant surprise!"

You close your eyes and feel her draw near. Suddenly, your eyes are cut out and blood oozes everywhere. As you sink to the ground in pain, you hear Satori's voice. "Just like my stupid little sister...close your eyes for eternity!" She then kicks you in the face so hard it cracks your skull. As her pink socks touches your face, you instantly ejaculate all over the room, and cum gets on Satori, causing her to shriek in disgust. As you crawl towards her voice, your consciousness fades, and you hear a sound behind you. "ROLL ROLL".

Okay. Let me explain in detail what it would be like to cum inside of Satori. After a day of browing /jp/, you'd hear the door close and a small sigh before hearing the most angelic voice announcing its return. Of course it would be Satori, the love of your life, arriving home from school. You call out to her that you're in your room (where you always are, you don't do anything with your life anyway), and you hear the sweet pitter-patter of her foot steps as she skips over to your door. You hear it squeak and turn around to see her poking her head inside with an unsure look on her face. Once your eyes meet though, she smiles and that in turn makes you smile. You offer her a spot on your bed right next to you, and she happily walks over and sits down happily next to you, putting her head infront of your face, looking at the computer screen. "This again? I knew you were into this kind of thing but I never imagined it would come to being this commonplace ", she exclaims in a bored sounding voice. As she turns around and your eyes meet once again, she can tell you're feeling aroused by being near her, smelling her, hearing her sweet voice. She knows you absolutely adore her. "It's very nice of you to think that way about me, but I don't know if I'm ready for something like that", she exclaims. She comes closer to you. "Please close your eyes; I'll prepare a pleasant surprise!"

You close your eyes and feel her draw near. Suddenly, your eyes are cut out and blood oozes everywhere. As you sink to the ground in pain, you hear Satori's voice. "Just like my stupid little sister...close your eyes for eternity!" She then kicks you in the face so hard it cracks your skull. As her pink socks touch your face, you instantly ejaculate all over the room, and cum gets on Satori, causing her to shriek in disgust. As you crawl towards her voice, your consciousness fades, and you hear a sound behind you. "ROLL ROLL".

>>3571752
I want to put her on bypass.

http://www.livestream.com/possessedbyphoenixhttp://www.livestream.com/possessedbyphoenixhttp://www.l
ivestream.com/possessedbyphoenixhttp://www.livestream.com/possessedbyphoenix

I'd rather fuck Koishi.

>>3571794
Barrel roll?

>>3571794
That was fucking terrible.

>>3571794
This is amazing.

>>3571822
>>3571829
I only wrote the last part as a quick finish since 4chan has flood control. Want the actual original copypasta?

>>3571836
They can just search the archive for it if they want it.

>>3571836
YESW

>>3573986
Epic bump.

>>3571794
;_;

>>3571775

>>3573992
>sage
>bump

>>3571836

plz do want, I can't find it in any copypasta archive or the 4chan archives. ;_;

>>3574316
Faggot.

I like this Satori, is creepy and sexy at the same time.

>>3574342
Source on the drugged Satori?

>>3574335

> I am a bitter, unhelpful Faggot.

Fixed.

>>3574335
Great contribution anon!