/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who wouldn't want sex with Yuugi? Honestly.

For some reason, angering a woman with a horn on her forehead seems like a bad idea.

For some reason, arguing with a woman who wants to have sex with you seems like a bad idea.

I want her to me with her horn.

I think she was talking to Parsee.

SILLY WOMAN, I AM THE GREAT AKUUUU

SHAPESHIFTING OVERLORD OF THE WOOOORLD

>>3560655
not me

nuh huh

>>3560655
Sorry, but party hat is too much of a turn off. That and there are already too many other blond Touhous I like better

You will never fellate Yuugi's horn.
;_;

>>3560649
I still refuse

>>3560673

Totally agree, Shanghai = Best blonde touhou.

>>3560655
>Who wouldn't want sex with Yuugi? Honestly.

People who'd like to keep their lives.

I don't like ranking touhous, much less by hair color. They're all good.

>>3560663
Enjoy having a horn up your ass.

>>3560700

I think I will

>>3560693
If you take Suwako to bed, will you have Gensokyo FBI all over the place?

>>3560707

No, but you'll be paying Eirin a visit after Suwako lays her eggs in your ass.

sup

You don't have sex with Yuugi; Yuugi has sex with YOU.

Picture related.

>>3560676
;_;

Are you the same faggot who left that stupid comment on danbooru?

I came.

>For some reason, arguing with a woman who wants to have sex with you seems like a bad idea.
Seconded.

Get these disgusting cow tumors out of my /jp/.

>>3560726
That could be a whole lot of people.

>>3560726
So much win

dem thighs

>>3560726
u mad?

>>3560768
Yes, I'm mad. I'm mad about danbooru comments.

>>3560771
Danbooru comments are like Youtube comments. There's no reason to get mad over the fact that some people are gibbering retards.

>>3560771
Better than being mad about the site itself.

>>3560771
That Fujiwara no Mokou tripfriend moderates a Touhou channel filled with emoticon using faggots. You must really hate him.

You all need a good enema.

>>3560784
wow they really like long hair

>>3560789
Nah he seems like a pretty decent guy here, quit bothering him about that.

>>3560789
lol, that explains a lot

>>3560801
Sup Fujiwara no Mokou

>>3560649
She probably has a smelly cooch. Don't know if want. Suika's on the other hand smells like roses and fish.

>>3560812
All female cooch smells like fish. But yeah, it'd be a good bet that Yuugi and Suika's vaginae smell bad and fishy with all the booze they consume.

>>3560820
>All female cooch smells like fish

How would you know?

>>3560820
Considering they piss alcohol, I'd figure they smell like alcohol.

>>3560827
Hmm, well let's see. By using the basic techniques of logical deduction and paying attention in health class; alcohol consumption raises acidity levels in a woman's vagina leading to a more bitter taste (vaginal juices) and an overall unpleasant smell. The vagina is also a moist, warm damp place. Guess what loves to thrive in such places? Bacteria! Crazy huh!?

>>3560834
Flawless logic is flawless.

>>3560852
>Crazy huh!?
Yes.

>>3560852
>>3560820
I have a smelly vagina?

>>3560852
>By using the basic techniques of logical deduction and paying attention in health class; alcohol consumption raises acidity levels in a woman's vagina leading to a more bitter taste (vaginal juices) and an overall unpleasant smell. The vagina is also a moist, warm damp place. Guess what loves to thrive in such places? Bacteria!

Oh yes, I remember this. Especially the bacteria part. Researched it even about smell, what thrives and festers down there....

Man or not, pussy, virgin, boring little boy etc.....That shit is nasty and unsanitary.

>>3560852
Don't underestimate the oni's power to secrete alcohol.

>>3560852
Wouldn't simply washing take care of that?

>>3560852

Dickgirls rock because, frankly, the vagina is a shitty piece of shit. First of all, it attacks it's owner once a months in a bloody torrent of pain and humiliation which inspires unjust rage from the owner. Next, its pleasure center its the measly apology that is the clitoris. Imagine if your cock were the size of a nipple, and you know what we're talking about here. Not fun.
Next up, it has an ecosystem, that's right, ECOSYSTEM of bacteria living inside it that must be kept in balance or else it start to produce fucking bread. It also pops out babies, the most annoying little fucker ever conceived and ruiners of plenty of lives.

The vagina sucks. Cocks rock. Cocks are clitoris the size of bananas. God, that's simply awesome!

Let's not forget, everything good is shaped like a cock. Bottles, hot-dogs, rocket ships, gun, cannons, candles, lamps, trees etc. etc.

>>3560879
Unfortunately.

Don't worry, though. I don't mind at all.

>>3560852
>>3560883

>>3560889
Sometimes not even diligent washing and hygiene can keep the smell away.

>>3560895

Except dickgirls have vaginas.

Shemales are the ones without them.

Remember the Keywords. DickGIRLS. SheMALES.

Or I could just stick to traps.

I think I'll do that.

>>3560895
AMEN BROTHER

>>3560915

Agreed. There's tons of shit about women that would make /jp/ cringe.

I bet it hasn't crossed any of your minds that a stank poontang might smell even worse during her period. Well let me tell you now; don't try to imagine it. You can't. An impossibility. You cannot possibly conceive the Lovecraftian horrors that lurk within a pair of spotted panties that have been worn all day. I'm a panty fetishist and enjoy a nice, worn pair, but this shit is just a fucktastrophe. I don't know if any of you have sisters, but I can tell you that the entire bathroom is unusable after they change their pad. Jesus FUCKSTAIN christ don't even get me started on what it's like after they've been working out. Pussy stink should increase linearly, but I'm telling you that any degree of sweating exponentiates that shit. Ugh. Fuck.

>>3560895
I say we men all migrate to Mars or some shit and colonize it with an all male society and leave the Earth to the women.

>>3560951
Agreed.

And this rams home a point we all know; what's hot in 2D is not hot in 3D. You see perverts in anime sniffing panties? Go get some of your mother's or sister's or whomever and smell them after they've been worn all day. Holy fucking gagfuckingreflex batman.

>>3560951
That's ok. I don't like 3D anyways, and this only goes to reinforce their pig disgustingness.

What's funny is that society expects you to bury your face into that god awful pungent smell and not complain or bat an eye. If you do complain you're not a man. Women expect you to love and put up with that stench and be happy that she is letting you anywhere near her vagina in the first place.

Not me ladies. Burying my face in something that festers bacteria and smells like low tide does not sound fun nor would make me happy.

>>3560693
Holy shit, sauce plz.

>>3560969

...you've sniffed your mom's panties? Speaking of 2D not translating well into 3D, that shit is fucking gross.

Her horn must taste like a strawberry lollipop.

Have you ever watched a watersports video or a hidden bathroom video. When girls go to the bathroom their piss drips all over their vagoo. Now I know why girls need tissue when they use the bathroom. We males only need to worry about a drip or two, females on the other hand have to completely wipe their privates off. Also, the vag00 is literally inches away from their anus.

>>3560991

Actually going down on a girl? The smell is bad enough, but there are two things that are even worse. One, the hair. Most girls don't shave, and it's annoying as shit if you're going to eat her out. Pick up a brillo pad and rub it on your face. Now try to pretend that you enjoy it, and continue to do so for 15 minutes. It really is just like that. Number two, you slobber all over yourself. Maybe it's just my obsessive compulsive cleanliness, but I don't enjoy having a stream of drool and juices running down my chin. The first time I did this, the bitch didn't even have soap in the bathroom to wash myself up with. Fuck 3D.

Could a human with Heroic amounts of stamina and sexual ability be able to survive a night(week because we all know she'll just go on and on forever) of sex with Yuugi?

I'm not saying they'd come out of it unscarred, but would they atleast still be alive the next day(week)?

>>3561025
>The first time I did this, the bitch didn't even have soap in the bathroom to wash myself up with. Fuck 3D.
Wat?

>>3561025
>I did this
Sure thing.

>>3560895
Well that's tuff life, but I want to FUCK them not have them.
Also for people complaining about vag smell - do it in shower.

>>3561049

It's a long story that'd scare even the most optimistic /jp/edo into a crying ball of eternal hikki masturbation. Let's just say that Carl's Jr.'s (or Hardee's) bacon has a very disturbing similarity in taste to a girl's vajooter. And I had absolutely no way to remove it from my mouth. All day I had to taste it. And smell it.

...I still can.

>>3561026
Ever heard of snoo snoo?

>>3561026
We are discussing female's disgusting vagina.

>>3561025
>Most girls don't shave

Ugh....

I suggest this is all /jp/ Anons. Go to google and search "Bad vagina smell" or "vagina smells awful" and read some horror stories. Really, it's sick.

/jp/ - Vagina/General

>>3561083
I suggest this is all /jp/ anons. Go to google and search "bad semen taste" or "semen smells awful" and read some horror stories. Really, it's sick.

>>3561104
I lick my semen off if I get it on my hands. Tastes pretty good, actually.

Imagine what Misato's vagina smells like....

ugh

Nothing a little liquor can't solve. A drink before hand so you'll mind it less, and one after to disinfect and clear the taste.

>>3561104
My semen doesn't taste bad.

>>3561069
I sure have, but that was with normal men of normal stamina and sexual ability.

I'm talking about someone who has inherited the skill and stamina of a god.

>One, the hair. Most girls don't shave, and it's annoying
So, do most men in /jp/ shave?
To look more like the little girl, perhaps?

>>3561139
>I'm talking about someone who has inherited the skill and stamina of a god.
Sounds like me.

>>3561026
I imagine you'll be fine if you just keep using your hands until you get carpal tunnel.

>>3561151
I do. it keeps the BO manageable.

also, if you let the pubic hair between your scrotum and anus grow too long, it chafes when you run. true story.

>>3561245
Why would you ever need to run?

is yuugi the only woman shaped female /jp/ is attracted to?

>>3561249
because sometimes I need to catch the train and I oversleep.

I sometimes hold a piece of toast in my mouth too.

>>3561251
Yukari is fine too.

>>3561259
You too?

I didn't know /jp/ is full of alcohol experts.

>Most girls don't shave

FUCK 3D

I should shave, pubic hair is highly annoying. Seems like a lot of effort though.

>>3561293
I think you mean "awesome".

>shaving pubes rather than trimming

Enjoy your itchy stubble.

Well this thread made me feel good about having no chance of ever having sex.

>>3561303
The first time I shaved my pubic hair I lived in some sort of mad rush for at least 3 days because of my itching crotch.
>it chafes when you run. true story.
I hate that so fucking much.

>>3561304
What's awesome about a hairy vag?

>>3561323
It can be cute uguu

>>3561306
Huh, trimming is way easier than shaving too. Guess there's no excuse for not doing it.

>>3561328
The only reason for doing it is giving yourself a valid reason to keep on playing with the whole area around your dick.
And sure, the smooth feeling feels awesome the first day, and yes, I kind of like the stubbled feeling if I rub it.
But the itching man, the goddamn fucking itching.
Without any pubic hair your dick also looks two times as fucking huge (though this also is the case if you just trim it a bit).

Really?

I never itch when I shave any of my body hair

>>3561326
Nope. Shave dat shit. It should help with the smell a bit too.

>>3560715

WHAT THE FUCK!?

THE MAIN CHARACTER OF BERSERK GETS RAPED BY A MAN IN THE MANGA? FUCK YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHILDHOOD YOU DICK!?

... Did you just ruin vaginas for me /jp/?
Seriously guys, I thought we were friends. Let me at least indulge in some sort of illusion that'll forever go untested.

>>3561414
Dicks are better anyway.

>>3561438
I agree. I just sucked a dick for the first time in my life two weeks ago. I couldn't make her cum, but it was fun still.

>>3561390
>Watching an anime version of something when the original manga exists

>>3560648
gtfo stop spammin ur shitty board on Дnoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's all ur ip's lulz ur not relly anonimus enjoy ur party v&'s

tits are better

>Implying that I refused to have sex with Yuugi.

She'd probably hurt me severely with her oni strength but I would not refuse.

lolk

A totally shaved vagina is disgusting.

>>3561390
HA HA OH WOW

>>3562812
>using a shit meme

Please leave.

>>3562914

"Implying" is not a meme.

Stop being so fucking new.

>>3562914
Implying is the only good thing that came out after the glory days of 4chan.

only noobs use implying
i am stating this

>>3562919
Yes it is.

>>3561390
And it wasn't just any man. He was raped by a guy with a 9 inch black cock.

>>3562919
It pretty much is a meme at this point. You don't know what the definition of meme is.

>The term Internet meme is a phrase used to describe a catchphrase or concept that spreads quickly from person to person via the Internet.

You cant go to /a/, /b/, or /v/ nowadays without seeing it. I thought we were better than this /jp/.

>>3562957
>inferring that that poster hates implying

>>3562934
>implying that your lack of punctuation doesn't make you a noob

Go wave your dick elsewhere, normalfags

>>3562919
>>3562920
>>3562957
>>3562959
>>3562960
>blah blah motherfucking blah

Oh I'm sorry, were you lower life shits saying something?

DEATH IS YOUR SAVIOR

Can we stop arguing and get back to discussing Oni crotches.

>>3562973
Suika's crotch could chop your dick off.

>>3562957
>I thought we were better than this /jp/.

>>3560852
>>3560895
>>3560951
>>3560991
Well, that takes care of any desire I had left to have sex with a woman.

>Why does my vagina smell weird?
>I havent had sex in over 4 mos since i broke up with my ex. this past sunday i had sex with a guy for the first time in months . a few days later i have a smell coming down from my underwear and it smells an awful lot like cheese. i had to take three showers in one day to get the smell out! i also am somewhat discharging. the discharge is pretty much white and clear. it might be a yeast infection but why did it only happen when i had sex? i haevnt had this in all the 4 mos i ahvent been sexually active...is it his penis smell that won't go away?

>>3560714
Demand source. Must acquire.

Why does Yuugi have a party hat for? Don't get me wrong, if given the offer I'd give away an arm just to be given the chance to fellate her horn (seeing her have a hornagasm would please me to no end). Curse you ZUN for your awkward choice of colors.

>>3563022
The only character design this flawed is Orin's. And speaking of Orin, her cooch probably smells like a rotten corps.

>>3563005
Gross man, I almost barfed on my keyboard. Note to self, never eat while browsing /jp/.

>>3563027
>>3563022
Neither of these character designs are flawed in any way, you just suck.

>>3563022

>>3563005
>is it his penis smell that won't go away?

Proof that most women are shit fucking ignorant regarding their own sexual organs and blame any and everything on men.

"It can't be MY fault that my pussy smells! It must be HIS penis that stunk up my vagina! I HATE MEN!!!!"

Yuka's cooch smells like a garden.....or dew after a light rain.....or sunflowers.

>>3562938
Sounds familiar.

>>3560649
Filtered.

ITT: /jp/ rationalizes its failure to ever get pussy by saying that they wouldn't want it anyway

>>3563073
Sour cunt, amirite?

Touhous don't have vaginas, since ZUN never drew or wrote about one.

Whatever you do, don't look directly into her eyes!

>>3562938
Better a 9 inch black cock then a skinny asian who wears glasses.

Yukari's?

Like an old woman's. HAG!!!!

>>3561104
I've tasted my own semen and it was not really that bad.

Mokou wears the same dirty clothes even after getting into fights with Kaguya where she sweats a lot. I bet she hardly showers at all. She smells rancid I'll bet.

>>3563149
I'm too fucking scared to do it man.
I always plan on doing it, but right after I cum in a hand full of tissues I chicken out because it smells weird and I don't feel like doing anything 'kinky' anymore.

/jp/ - Basic Hygiene / General

>>3563156
You aren't seeing the possibilities that the situation offers!
Picture unrelated.

Mystia smells like shit. CLOACA

>>3563177
Take semen-covered hand. Place in mouth. The simplest thing, not even Anon could fuck it up.

>>3563177
>and I don't feel like doing anything 'kinky' anymore.
Yeah, after we get finished masturbating the least thing we want to do is get turned on again.

Alright /jp/, tonight after we masturbate let's drink our cum. We don't have to swallow it, just put a big wad of it in our mouths and see how it feels then spit it out onto a napkin or something. Not wanting to taste semen would make us no better than those 'over payed' prudes in the porno industry.

Remember this /jp/. True bros lurk together, fap together, and drink cum together!

>>3563156
She has the power to manipulate fire. The fire probably disinfects her body. Kaguya on the other hand is too lazy to wash her self (assuming she doesn't have someone wash her).

>>3563217
Shut the fuck up you idiot. Stop trying to link /jp/ to you being gay and eating your own cum.

>>3563177
a) no tissues, come in hand, stick hand in mouth.

b) lie in bed and fap, before coming, bend your back move your knees next to your head on the bed. Come directly into your mouth with the power of gravity or enjoy your bukkake.

>>3563222
>to you being gay
You must be new here.

So who's up for it. I'll only agree to do it if others agree to do it.

I just jizz all over myself. It disappears quite fast and I take a shower every morning, so whatever.

>So who's up for it. I'll only agree to do it if others agree to do it.
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm even remotely considering this.

>>3563243
I'd say I'm doing it but I already do it every day so I'm not sure if I count for this purpose.

>>3563243
Ah yes, a reaction imagine.

Oh right, it's the weekend. Enjoy your dick sucking fantasies!

>>3563061
What does it say ?

I can't fucking stand cum.
As soon as I'm done fapping I need to wash or wipe it off at least.
Fucking hate having something wet and gooey on my hand/penis.

>>3563256
What, that's not a reaction image you [taking it easy].

It's more of a joke than any thing. Don't you know where that picture is from? He called me gay so I posted a picture to show him that all Anons are gay at heart.

This picture on the other hand IS a reaction image (depending on the context).

>>3563283
>That's not a reaction image
>It was just a image reacting to something that was said

Oh ok.

>>3563283
With a post like that I have no qualms telling you to get the fuck out.

>>3563183
Aya too

>>3563297
Yes but the picture itself is not reacting to anything. The face on that picture is just a cut from a webcomic strip. Again, THIS is a reaction image. By your definition of a reaction image ANY image reply would be a reaction image.

Can someone please explain to this moron what a reaction image is.

>>3563324
I'm replying to you yet my image has absolutely no relevance to anything.

>>3563299
Trust me, I hate image reactions as much as the next guy. I simply posted that image to give him a demonstration.

>>3563331
Image macro != image reaction

Learn the difference, it could save you your life.

>>3563297
>It was just a image reacting to something that was said
You're an idiot. Okay, so if anons are talking about trees and I reply to someone with an image of a tree it would be an image reaction. Seriously, just delete your post and pretend like this never happened. Luckily for you you weren't posting with a tripcode because I would never let you live it down.

Image *reactions* have to have a face reacting to something. This trend started on /a/ from the "show your /a/ face" threads.

>>3563371
>Luckily for you you weren't posting with a tripcode because I would never let you live it down.

K.

Also you have the most unintelligent logic ever. Posting a tree in a tree thread would just be following the subject matter, you wouldn't be posting it because you were "reacting" to something said in the thread - you'd be posting it because it was a thread about trees.

>>3563394
Way to defeat your own argument. The topic at the moment was about homosexuality so I posted a picture about homosexuality.

>>3563331
>I'm replying to you yet my image has absolutely no relevance to anything.
Oh so now we can only post unrelated images?

>This thread
Would you fuck Yuugi?
to
Would you fuck Toehoes?
to
Smelly cooches
to
Tasting your own cum
to
Reaction images

What the fuck /jp/?

>>3563429
here come the meta posts!

>this thread

Why do people always say they hate reaction images? I think reaction images are one of the best things about 4chan.

>>3560879
Isn't it cute if you imagine Suika really saying that with such a smile?

>>3563531
They're fluff, easily abused by trolls, and prone to running on in infinite chains. In short, gay.

>>3563542
They're fluff, easily abused by trolls, and prone to running on in infinite chains.

Just like tripcodes. They should also be banned.

>>3563537
Are you insane? It's TERRIFYING.

>>3563542
The 'implying' trend was also good, but as you stated, it was abused. A joke isn't funny when everybody uses it. /jp/ however is one of the few boards on 4chan that fights against the abuse/overuse of such trends.

>>3563429
>to
>Reaction images
This all could have been avoided had this >>3563256 gentleman not confused 'image macros' with 'reaction images'.

>>3563585
I just ignore people who use the cop-out 'argument' "Oh you used a reaction image that invalidates everything you said and proves I was right and you were wrong!"

Just some excuse to not come up with actual arguments because they know they're losing the debate.

>>3563563
If you say yes, she really won't like it. If you say no, well, you know the thing about oni and lies.

>>3563563
I'm just imagining her smile is sincere, not the "I'm smiling because I'm Japanese and they do that when they're really angry" kind.

>>3563596
>debate
>4chan
>laughingelfman.jpg

>>3563597
What if I say "is that so?"

>>3563490
You are now aware of the fact that she looks identical to Tsundere Devil from Ero Nights.

>>3563602
If politeness counts, you smile when you're angry. Pretty sure it's not just a Japanese thing. Clenching teeth optional.

>>3563632
Don't forget the eyebrow twitch.

This thread reinforces my decision to never touch or utilize the services of a 3D vagina in my life.

>>3563676
The woman attached to it should be enough.

And no one posted this?
It fits just about everything in the thread. Shame on all of you.

>>3563713

My logic is if she really loves me she can deal with no sexual activity whatsoever ;_;

>>3563731
I could shatter your dreams but I'll let time do it for you.

Sex really isn't anything important.
Enjoying companionship is better.

>>3563746

Seeing as I'm posting on /jp/ the issue won't arise in the first place.

>>3560689
>People who'd like to keep their lives.

If your speaking with Yuugi then you're already in the depths-formerly-known-as-hell. Don't be such a pussy, anonymous.

>>3563177
Here.
I fucking did it thanks to >>3563217
It wasn't much, but I clearly dipped my tongue into the puddle and ate a drop. Wasn't even -that- bad, it just tasted like snot or something.

>>3564224
Good job.

I hate Yuugi and Suika... but don't ask me why, I really don't know.
Maybe because Suika is too much of a loli and Yuugi is a macho titmonster. Dunno.

>>3564372
>too much of a loli
What?

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>>3563714

sauce

You know, it wouldn't be a bad idea to add Yuugi to the next Touhou Fightan Gaem, since she is physically fit and stuff like that.

>>3564435
newest piece from albatross, hornsex and futa.

look at /t-h/ for it, the translation should be done any day now.

...so has anyone else realized that Onis are just animu black women?

>>3564446
I don't follow.

>>3564446
Expand on this accusation.

>>3564446
oh goddammit.

Ridiculously curvy
Love for drinking
Violent
Will snoo snoo you into oblivion

DON'T MAKE ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!

>>3564456
well shit, I have a fetish for black women.

god.
damn.

>>3564446
I thought they are more like "embodiment of a warrior's soul". Violent, honorable, like drinking, strong, stuff like that.

>>3564464
Me too, which makes this all the more awesome.

>>3564471
"Uppity"

>>3564471
they like drinking and fucking, like some kind of super slut.

also, holy fuck she is skinny in this.

>>3564456
Except that only holds for Yuugi at the moment. The only other oni we know, well ...
Tsurupettan~

>>3564471
I think it's more "embodiment of a drunkard's soul".

Yuugi is pig disgusting and so are black women. Enjoy your sagging bags of fat, normalfags.

Yuugi is too dominant for me. Although I probably wouldn't mind her raping me.