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The best shape and color.

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>> No.35564044

>Smug loli demon playing with my cat when I get home from work.
I would not be opposed to such a thing

>> No.35564046
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>Your two favorite monstergirls
>Your two favorite bodytypes
>Your two favorite outfits for monsters to wear

>> No.35564058

>>35564046
She looks cute

>> No.35564062

>>35552582
Mermaid becomes experimental subject and engages in organ trafficking in a bid to satiate her kleptomania, hoarding, pantomime fetish among the air slurpers. Scylla does nothing wrong.

>> No.35564075

>>35564054
Holstaur, Jinko.
Usually soft and chubby, but welltoned ones are also nice.
I don't really have favorite outfits i think.

>> No.35564096
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>>35564030
RIP

>> No.35564104

>>35564054
Cheshire and jinko
Tallbuff and shortchub
Cheongsam and T-shirt/underwear

>> No.35564116
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Genuine joy.

>> No.35564121
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>>35564054
Wurm and bogey
Venus or strongfat
Nun outfit or this

>> No.35564123

>>35564096
Can someone call the tech support Grems and ask them to fix the captcha? 4chanX is broke.

>> No.35564137

>>35564096
New captchas suck wont even stay on for more than a second

>> No.35564147

x is best girl

>> No.35564157

>>35564054
veils are nice and dirndls are nice. haven't seen them combined, though.

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>>35564054
Elf and Vampire
The classic hourglass bombshell and big muscled with huge boobs
Nun and bodysuits

>> No.35564178

>>35564096
4chan x is fucked, also this new captcha is horrible

>> No.35564185

>>35564054
Bapho, rata
Loli, shortstack
Micro bikini, lingerie

>> No.35564206

>>35564054
Mino, Jinko
Venus, Builtfat
Tanktop+shorts and sundress+wide sunhat
fuck the new captcha

>> No.35564208

Hellhound, Baphomet
Flat as a plank, flat as a plank with wide hips and a round ass
Dress and panties, dress without panties

>> No.35564224

>>35564206
I like your taste and I hate the new captcha as well

>> No.35564225
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>>35564054
>anubis, inari,
>modest adult body types (can be average or "anime average)
>office clothing and bondage

>> No.35564256

>>35564054
Kiki and Shog
Shortstack and Slender w/ legs to die for\
Anything that emphasizes legs (stockings/cheongsam/etc.); negligees

It is strange though that with this leg fascination my favs aren't particularly known for their legs.

>> No.35564270

>>35564096
New captcha is based, even the irritating every post challenge is fitting given the bots and opportunists. Besides, hot robobitches never say die.

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>>35564030
I like big fluffy tails.

>> No.35564295

>>35564054
Demon & Pharaoh.
What >>35564167 said.
Military Uniform & Anything with stirrups.

>> No.35564317
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Remember, even against Loli/teen Amazons you will still lose and be claimed

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>>35564054
Wight, Anubis
Pear-shaped loli, slightly less pear-shaped JC
Microbikini and microbikini sized lingerie, whatever pic related is called

>> No.35564368
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>new captcha broke 4chanx
Cheshires did this.

>> No.35564393

>>35564096
Automatons still posting their stuffs without problem. The captcha was pointless. Honestly if it had only readable one and i wouldn't need to spam the captcha button that would already be a slightly better. That and 4chanX working together with the new one but i guess that will take a day.

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>>35564054
Hellhound & Inari
Broodmother and wide-loli
Form-fitting dresses (e.g. pic) and bike shorts + crop top.

>> No.35564424

>>35564368
Fuck, it made its way here too. Was only on certain boards earlier.
I blame the dumb automatons and their gremlin masters.

>> No.35564469
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>>35564393
It still beats the very slowly fading one. I don't know who made it, but it's a plus if it's not Google.

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>>355640304

>> No.35564520
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>>35564469
Couldn't they just use those click-and-hold ones, or can bots fool that one?

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>>35564469
I know. I would fist whoever made that slowly dissappearing one. But some of these are clearly unreadable or hard to figure out right away. There were other similar just type in stuffs that just used funny looking fonts. I rather have those. I had three black mess in a row and waiting 10 sec between captcha refresh is boring.
But my main problem is that i can't use 4chanX right now because of it, And using it is so comfy...

>> No.35564531

>>35564317
Lies, loli and teen amazons are for defeating and keeping in a loose chokehold while you fuck her from behind.

>> No.35564615
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>>35564030

>> No.35564625

>>35564615
Looks like a penguin.

>> No.35564729

Demon is an honorary angel

>> No.35564741
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Nice Gryphon

>> No.35564750

>>35564729
you can tell by her collection of halos

>> No.35564818

>>35564368
i hev a pass

>> No.35564861

>>35564818
da fuck is that shit by anonymous?

>> No.35564958

would u ride your big wife?

>> No.35564973

>>35564958
define ride

>> No.35564982

Feels like it's been so long since a writefag did anything manticore related

>> No.35565001

>>35564973
use her to get place to place orride her sexually

>> No.35565008
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Did you give your onee-chan her daily required amount of hugs?

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>>35564958
of course

>> No.35565026

>>35565008
she told me I had to hug her using my pp

>> No.35565042
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>>35565008
I would, but she put me in a lewd leglock and called me a nerd.

>> No.35565067

>>35565008
thats the thing, she hasn't let me go

>> No.35565117
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What does your wife do before she finds you?

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>> No.35565193

>>35565117
drawing lewds of me, getting some shota potions ready, schlickin it, and posting on 4mons that men are best raised by monsters

>> No.35565206
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>>35564030

>> No.35565251

>>35564054
Night Gaunt and Lilim
JC and Bombshell
Lingerie and Bodysuit

>> No.35565362

which monsters are the biggest pervs?

>> No.35565374

>>35565362
unicorn

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>>35565251
What a coincidence. I have the same likes.

>> No.35565416

>>35564982
Mostly because they've been done to death.

>> No.35565441
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Is smugness proportional to a monster's power level?

>> No.35565447

>>35565441
inversely

>> No.35565462

>>35565447
the mightiest of creatures, the bunyip

>> No.35565466

>>35565441
A monster's smugness is proportional to her weakness to anal.

>> No.35565467

>>35565462
bunyip swamp mage

>> No.35565540

hello

>> No.35565571
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Silence, sinners.

>> No.35565584

>>35565571
the angels found my weakness, save me o demons from their foul hands

>> No.35565586
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>>35564054
Thicc slimes in latex

>> No.35565611

>>35565117
kc needs to do penguins
i mean if you read up how horned up adelie penguins get he has plenty of material

>> No.35565612

>>35565586
Something good about slimes in clothes, specifically tight ones.

>> No.35565654
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>>35564030

>> No.35565664

really wanting more abyssal monsters, anyone got any ideas? That, or anything relating to abysaals. Writefaggery, pictures, etc

>> No.35565667

>>35565654
reimu fish

>> No.35565688

>>35564054
Manticore and Yeti.
Uhh, lean, toned, and tall? That's the only one I think.
Clothes?

>> No.35565739
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>>35565612
It just works. They're liquid, and they take the shape of the container. An airtight rubbery bodysuit is just natural and looks amazing too

>> No.35565779
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does your wife shitpost? if so, how do they do it?

>> No.35565794
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>>35565117

Train and basically just live her life in the forest improving her combat skills and her beautiful ripped body.

>> No.35565808
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>Get in the car anon

>> No.35565816

>>35565779
Yup, she shitposts that lolis are not wanted so that is why sabbath needs to steal men, she also says that men only want mature and full-bodied monsters

>> No.35565895
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>>35565816
I believe the kids call this "rent free."

>> No.35565935

>>35565895
thats why I need to fuck her hard

>> No.35565962
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You successfully captured the robot. What will you do now?

>> No.35565972

>>35565962
install dotingmama.exe and increase her padding a bit

>> No.35565986

>>35565962
what was the robot doing beforehand

>> No.35566002

any good mge merch?
id buy dakis if they existed

>> No.35566038
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>>35565986
She was trying to steal your underwear

>> No.35566052

>>35566038
well then I throw her out and tell her not to come back
and get my underwear back

>> No.35566068

>>35566038
Imma ask why she was trying to steal it

>> No.35566142

>>35566038
I really liked 2B, her having a lewd body was great and i selfdestructed to get her in her leotard when i could, but i think making her have a giant fucking ass in fan art ruins the palette.
You can just make shit incredibly muscular or fat and expect it to better just because you added more.

>> No.35566196

need me to be boobhated right now

>> No.35566202

>>35564137
>>35564178
>>35564206
>>35564224
>>35564270
>>35564368
>search the archives
>everyone's saying new captcha this new captcha that on every board
What are you idiots talking about? This is a lot closer to the old captcha, just that you need to click a button to get the letters first. The new captcha is the Google one.

>> No.35566210

>>35566196
What's that?

>> No.35566215

>>35566210
monster boob on my head

>> No.35566222

Are there any teacup breeds of Kobold that are as small as a fairy?

>> No.35566229
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>>35566142
I like both

>> No.35566231

>>35566215
I thought it had something to do with "boob hate".

>> No.35566237

>>35566231
do I look like a sabbath member to u?

>> No.35566250

>>35566237
All this makes me think of lolicon/flatfag hatefucking a big boobed girl's tits.

>> No.35566251
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>>35565779

>> No.35566258

For me it's A2

>> No.35566262

>>35566251
how does one huff wings anyway?

>> No.35566265

Lilim hit my balls with a max strength regeneration spell.
Now I can barely walk because my balls are the size of coconuts and I am cumming nonstop.

>> No.35566283

>>35564054
>Your two favourite monstergirls
Mindflayer and Ushi-Oni (Tough between ushi, demon, cheshire and apophis)
I love the idea of getting literally mindfucked, and the tentacles are a plus too. And, since you can un-squid and re-squid at any time, thats just a plus. Squiding looks cozy as hell. So, mindflayers are 10/10 for me. I like ushi-oni because of how aggressive they are. They would just bust straight through a wall to get to you and fuck you senseless right there and then. No mercy. That, and their webs are like rope, so theres built in bondage. Also, the removing the seal is cool too.
>Your two favourite bodytypes
Tall with long legs and big tiddy, or light muscle with big tiddy and thick thighs. Optimally a little taller than me, unless its something like a snake or spider, in which case a lot taller than me.
>Your two favourite outfits for monsters to wear
Cloaks and other spooky things, and Wonderland-y things like Jabberwocks wear

>> No.35566305
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Is it cruel to make a sea turtle live in a house inland?

>> No.35566313
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Foxy Momma that I refuse to compress to post.
>4MB limits on an imageboard

https://files.catbox.moe/iz9t9x.png

>> No.35566319

>>35566305
Normally, but that one one enjoy being confined like that.

>> No.35566320

>>35566313
It's better to just resize the image instead of converting them to jpg or cropping it.

>> No.35566327

>>35566319
Even if she never gets to see a body of water again?

>> No.35566330

>>35566313
this is a lazy old hag that I wish to make do intense exercise

>> No.35566347

>>35566320
I am a stickler for both resolution and compression, so I would rather redirect people to the full version than post and have them save a gimped version of it.

>> No.35566361
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>>35566347
Why not just do both?

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>>35566361
Because I do not trust people.

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>>35566038

>> No.35566391

>>35566361
>I'm not paying for this

>> No.35566428
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>>35566142
i can handle a lot of thigh and ass

>> No.35566440

>>35566391
thats why u get a burger, Cheshires can't put their ass in a wrapper, its too small for their fat ass

>> No.35566451

>>35566229
Reminder that A2 isn't wearing clothes

>> No.35566462

>>35564116
That's a happy awooji

>> No.35566465
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>>35566440
Bad choice too.

>> No.35566502
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>>35566262
The same way one huffs fluffy tails.

>> No.35566524

What are the best monsters to be milfs that just have you wrapped around their finger the moment you saw them

>> No.35566542
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>> No.35566557

>>35566542
does she use echo location?

>> No.35566573

>When monster girl countries start 'hiring' dragons by giving them tribute to get their cooperation in defensive actions.
I can easily see them basically becoming high tier nobility through sheer 'salary' alone

>> No.35566575

>>35566542
want mess with her ears

>> No.35566595

>>35564054
>Inari, Living Doll
>Balanced Hourglass and 'tight' but still with a good waist/hip ratio, cardio-bunny sorta look I guess
>Traditional robes, frilly 'gothic' dress-lingerie, shibari ropes

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>>35566524
Snek

>> No.35566598
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>>35564030

>> No.35566603

>>35566595
know what I change my mind, cross out the gothic dress, bodystocking outfits instead

>> No.35566607

>>35566598
I want to kiss her suction cups

>> No.35566619
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>>35564054
Troll and H'orc
tallflat and the lighter side of venus
As long as the armpits are visible, I'm a happy man

>> No.35566660
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>>35566603
bodystocking goes good with pretty much everything, really

>> No.35566668
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>>35566428
This artist's proportions are very silly, but I love 'em for it.
It's kinda rare to see someone drawing girls this thick without also giving them a Walmart-tier gut to match.

>> No.35566699

Wars between monster girls must be really weird considering they basically fight to ahego

>> No.35566706

>>35564054
Anubis & Elf
Hourglass & Pear
Sweaters with hotpants & Babydoll lingerie

>> No.35566712
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>no mg to give you a good night kiss

>> No.35566717

>>35566668
i see no reason to settle for realism when superior options are available

>> No.35566730

>>35566712
what I wouldn't give to get cuddled to sleep by a big monster girl

>> No.35566747

>>35566712
by the time she's done kissing it's time for the good morning kiss

>> No.35566757

>>35566619
>Troll and horc
A man of soft taste I see

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>>35566717
Precisely.

>> No.35566787

>>35566760
>When a werewolf with this figure tries to convince you that, yes, she does hunt all her meals.

>> No.35566801

>>35566787
must be a city slicker

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>> No.35566809

>>35566801
>N-No! I know that going to a restaurant and ordering a burger isn't hunting!
>For real! I took down a deer an- NO IT WASN'T ALREADY WOUNDED!

>> No.35566822

>>35566809
I would spoil her by telling her If I hunt it, then she hunted it by proxy

>> No.35566828

>>35566822
Anon please, she has her pride as a wolf! Don't ruin it by doing such a thing!
Or pinching her middle.

>> No.35566830

>>35566730
Would you stand on one leg?

>> No.35566849

>>35566830
i'd give my brain for that

>> No.35566869

>>35566849
Would you act like a monkey?

>> No.35566871

>>35566828
A womans place is in the house, not hunting. That is why I am a man

>> No.35566881

>>35566869
oh no, i have my dignity.

>> No.35566888

>>35566871
>Werewolf wife mad that no one things she lived a rough and tumble life because she's softened up since moving in with you.

>> No.35566892

>>35566869
I don't have that like>>35566881

>> No.35566894

>>35566881
Would you...kill a man?

>> No.35566901

>>35566894
no, cause then no wife for me

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>>35566871
>implying

>> No.35566937
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>>35564030

>> No.35566944

>>35566925
Those jungle trolls sure are something.

>> No.35566946

>>35566002
Sadly no apart from the physical books

>> No.35566959

>>35566925
I stand by what I said, Men were made to be risktakers while women rear the kids

>> No.35566980
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Catch that fox!

>> No.35567010

>>35566980
How does she manage to keep an entire sandwich in her mouth like that?

>> No.35567018

>>35566980
time to break out the hag catcher 200000 BC

>> No.35567097

Sabbath maids!

>> No.35567108

>>35567097
...I would not say no to a chubby bapho in a skjmpy maid outfit

>> No.35567140

how do I assert my dominance over monsters

>> No.35567161

>>35566937
Birds are the best singers and dancers

>> No.35567180
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>>35564520

>> No.35567188

>>35567140
Work on your pull out game

>> No.35567207

>>35567188
this is why I learned to teleport, to escape the leg lock

>> No.35567268

What would you do if you found your wife looking right at you when you woke up?

>> No.35567276

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, surprise your wife by shaving your head.
Its the last thing she'd suspect.
This may or may not result in her being slightly horrified at the loss of your hair as it means WhOrES could collect your locks.

>> No.35567309

>>35567276
I would surprise her by not being there when she wakes up

>> No.35567314

>>35567268
screm

>> No.35567324

>>35567309
You will be found.

>> No.35567334

>>35567324
I would hide by being right behind her the whole time

>> No.35567350

>>35567334
A yes.
The alternative behind hiding under her bust and far more easy to use.

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>>35564030

>> No.35567364

>>35567097
>>35567108
Non-Sabbath loli maids in skimpy outfits!

>> No.35567367

>>35567350
she is busty enough to pull that off easily and also dumb enough to fall for me speaking in her ear and not knowing its me

>> No.35567396

>>35567097
>>35567364
>cannot give you milk for your coffee
>lap not soft enough to lay your head on
>too short to reach anything
>too short to peek up her skirt (not that there's anything to appreciate anyways)
>too immature for ettique
Who sent all these babies to clean?!

>> No.35567464

>>35567268
i can't imagine waking up to a shog any other way

>> No.35567470

>>35567268
>diffuse slowly across the seamless gradient from feverish nightmare into feverish daydream without once opening my eyes, as usual
>gradually notice something different
>Warm, soft weight across my body
>hot breaths on my face
>small hands grasping mine at my sides
>pretty nice for a morning hallucination, ngl
>might as well enjoy it while it lasts
>start getting suspicious when it doesn't shift and morph away into something else
>shit, this weight feels pretty real
>suddenly PTSD kicks in
>FUCKSHITFUCKFUCKSHITCUNTFUCK
>so much for sleeping in
>Hurl the covers and who/whatever else was ontop of me off the bed, leap off the other side, heart racing
>hyperventilate and and prepare for the oncoming struggle to the death
>"Owwwww...."
>instantly deflated by the sound of her voice
>almost collapse from the adrenal shock
>"Geeze, honey. Still that bad?"
>....
>"This is why I pestering you that we need to keep working on your "intimacy issues"...."
>sorry
>Help her up to sit on the bed
>"Gimme a kiss, you big idiot"
>smooch
>"I am going to make some tea. Stay here and do the breathing exercises I taught you until I come back."
>okay
>Soft footsteps, padding across the house
>Sigh
>wonder how she puts up with me
>Be me
>Broken
>But with Her, life's still good

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>>35564030

>> No.35567521

>>35567396
you should sent babies to do a woman's jobs

>> No.35567529

>>35567521
*shouldn't

>> No.35567631
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>>35564030

>> No.35567763

>>35567631
I will now pleasure myself with these fish

>> No.35567800

>>35567763
wait that's illegal

>> No.35567812

I want to ride a big monster nun

>> No.35567831
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>>35567207
>Dimensional Anchor

>> No.35567847

>>35567180
Truly horrific.

>> No.35567938
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Squirrels of unusual size.

>> No.35567946
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>> No.35568015

>>35564054
>Jinko, Bogey
>Muscular, Amazon
>None

>> No.35568064

>>35564054
Shog and manticore.
Hourglass and great legs with a slim body.
Bunnysuit and rubber dom suit.

>> No.35568160

>>35567946
why does shark have chainsaw

>> No.35568162
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ideal swimwear

>> No.35568186

>>35568162
Who the hell wears gloves, stockings and garters to swim?

>> No.35568210

>>35568186
I don't know how to tell you this, but she isn't interested in swimming.

>> No.35568232

Which monster girl's lap would you want to sit on the most?

>> No.35568238

>>35568186
Dr. Frank N. Furter?

>> No.35568269

>>35568232
bunyip or dark slime

>> No.35568437

>>35568232
Cow
For head paizuri

>> No.35568448

>>35565779
Cheshire is so helpful!

>> No.35568460
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Hey she just wanted to bite you a bit don't hold her like that it's cruelty

>> No.35568462

Consider the Black Sea Hare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aZ5YE4SOO0

>> No.35568476

>>35568462
imagine the size of her love dart...

>> No.35568642

>>35566385
I meant both post the resized version and the link as well.

>> No.35568687
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>>35568460
Biters deserve the ball gag.

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>> No.35568812

>>35568791
They look too uptight to be any fun to fuck.
Give me super lewd monster girls or give me death!

>> No.35568819

>>35568791
>Order Monstergirls

This is absolutely 100% cursed

>> No.35568826
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>>35567396
gay Ben

>> No.35568861
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I want to be responsible for my family line becoming foxes

>> No.35568866
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>>35568812
Then perish

>> No.35568869
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Why is she angry?

>> No.35568890

>>35568869
Because I turned the vacuum cleaner on.

>> No.35568917

>>35568890
Imagine turning on the vacuum cleaner and having a hellhound burst through your window, start barking at it, then proceed to bite it in half.

>> No.35568927

>>35568869
Daddy won't let her wear the rubber suit.

>> No.35568954
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Human Women

>> No.35568971

>>35568954
Are you sure that's not a robot?

>> No.35568987

>>35565808
ok miss

>> No.35568989
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>>35568954
Or as I like to call them: future werewolves

>> No.35568994

>>35565808
So...stick my dick in the car?

>> No.35569037

>>35568861
>kids... Can you give me some space? I'm trading Shitcoins and I'm down 70%
>and stop licking the cheeto dust off my hand, ffs

>> No.35569039

>>35565808
I don't know how to drive.

>> No.35569075

So what do you do if you bought some experimental goblin tech and accidentally overloaded your automaton with pleasure and now she's just stuck in boot up mode?

>> No.35569095

>>35569075
>goblin tech
Well there's your first problem, I only trust Gremlin tech for my automaton needs.

>> No.35569179

>>35569075
Have you tried turning her off and on again?

>> No.35569363

>>35569179
>Work at Gremlin crop. as tech support
>"So my automaton has stated acting weird after I installed your stuff"
>"In what way sir?"
>"Well she wouldn't stop fucking me and just kept repeating "must breed master" over and over again"
>"Have you tried turning her off and on again?"
>"I did, but now she's just repeating "Breed master, breed master""
>"Have you installed the latest update?"
>"I think I ha- I think I gotta go, she's booting up again and she got heart eyes now"

>> No.35569515
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Do you like dog girls?

>> No.35569569

>>35569515
The dude looks like a Hipsters authors self insert.
But that hellhound and kobold are cute as hell.

>> No.35569593
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>>35569515
Do foxes count?

>> No.35569614
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>>35569569
>authors self insert.
It is.

>> No.35569669

>>35569614
based leddit bro?!?

>> No.35569702

>>35569614
I wasn't expecting to be this correct, but alright.

>> No.35569727

>>35569515
>Don't like IRL dogs due to being attacked by one as a kid
>Love hellhounds and werewolves
Stupid sexy dog girls.

>> No.35569914

Gonna buy a dominatrix automaton!

>> No.35569966
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>>35569727
#notalldogs
>captcha literally says kitty
Uhh

>> No.35569979
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>>35569593
Well they're canines, right?

>> No.35570031
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>>35569979
So Tanukis are doggos as well?

>> No.35570039

>>35564054
>Wights
>Vampires

>Hourglass
>Tallpear

>Big sweaters
>Tight sweaters

>> No.35570040
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>>35569979
Oh so that's what that signal means
"I'm going to milk all your energy dry" and "husband detected"

>> No.35570045

>>35570031
Procyonidae.

>> No.35570053

>>35569966
>captcha text memes are back
Nice.

What kind of monster girl is Lord Inglip?

>> No.35570073

>>35569914
Beware of the settings!

>> No.35570149

>>35570045
Raccoon DOG!

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You think slimes change their personality depending on what they eat? I bet that would be fun to experiment with.

>> No.35570233

>>35570149
Yeah, right.

>> No.35570263

>>35569966
>Go to 4monster
>Say that you were attacked by a dog when you were a kid and therefor don't trust bog/wolf type girls, even if they are cute
>Got a ton of #notalldogs type of answers
>All the cat type girls keep shitposting about this proving dog girls being shit and that anon should just get a nice cat girl instead

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These captchas are racist against automatons

>> No.35570345
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Demon Energy Monsterization + Bifauxnen/handsome women/masculine women that pass off as thin men...

What happens to them when mixed with Mamono Mana?

>> No.35570359

>>35570345
Hatters.

>> No.35570366
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>>35570040
>those finger positionings
Is she gonna shove her pinky up your butthole?

>> No.35570417

>North american wolves go extinct
>Government introduces canadian wolves that are similar but not exact
>"problem solved guys!"
>canadian wolves are bigger, stronger, more aggressive, and much hornier
>random hikers encountering lone females report "best time of my fucking life", go missing later, never recovered, assumed dead
>this never happened before
>biologists: they're the same wolf guys
>also biologists: dog breeds are all the same species and dogs are so close to wolves they are also the same species

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>>35570233
Now that's just rude.

>> No.35570440
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>>35570263
Cats and dogs should really just get along.

>> No.35570530

>>35570073
Not much setting stuff on automatons these days. They usually detect all of that automatically. Though you still have the "she becomes your owner" optional setting.

>> No.35570599
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>>35570045
Are you well? Do you have brain damage?
The North American raccoon is not native to the old world and has the name "araiguma" ["washing bear", as with the common name of raccoons in other languages] in Japanese.
In fact, all of Procyonidae are new world animals.
The tanuki has been the folkloric and literal cousin of the fox in Japan for as long as Japanese have cared about enshrining foxes. That may itself be a relatively recent thing if you believe the observations of Lafcadio Hearn, but the point is that the animals are paired off.
Tanuki are in Canidae and got the unfortunate "procyonoides" added to their species rather than family or genus when John Edward Gray decided to give them the nomenclature "night wandering raccoon" in 1834 on account of looking like a raccoon.
Do not confuse these darling puffball almost-foxes for grabby handed thieves.

>> No.35570626

>>35570599
t. ring tail

>> No.35570682
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>>35564054
>Manticore and red Oni
>BEEG and muscular, lean and fit (tomboyish)
>plate bikini, sports wear

>> No.35570683

>>35570073
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4097357
I messed up with the settings

>> No.35570698
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>>35570626
A proper nook wouldn't have a ring pattern, just a dark tip. They're pretty much extra fluffy foxes.

>> No.35570709

>>35570683
Looks fine to me man, it's a feature not a bug

>> No.35570719

>>35570417
>North american wolves go extinct
Not on my watch!
I will breed them like there's no tomorrow!

>> No.35570832

>>35570682
Wonderful oni there

>> No.35570905

>>35570709
That surely can't be legal

>> No.35570984

>>35570832
Looks good, needs bulk

>> No.35571386

I forgot to ask before, do you guys enjoy stories with more length, building and in depth like 5000+ words or shorter ones which gets into the main stuff quicker?

>> No.35571394

>>35570984
>needs bulk
With muscles like that?
You must be shitting me nigga.

>> No.35571444

>>35569569
That one’s an edit. The guy in the original looks like Vsauce.

>> No.35571455
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>>35570984
>needs bulk
hypermuscle fags get the rope

>> No.35571478

>>35571444
That just sounds way funnier.

>> No.35571527

>>35571394
>>35571455
Its nice definition but there isn't a lot of 'weight' behind her.
It doesn't feel all that imposing although its nice to look at.

>> No.35571541
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>>35571394
>>35571455
No.

>> No.35571597

>>35571527
Nigga she has big fucking muscles already, the fuck are you talking about weight for? You mean muscle density or something.

>> No.35571609

is the MGE game Kenkou Cross developing good?

>> No.35571629

>>35571541
This is disgusting looking.

>> No.35571657

>>35568160
Sharknado reference

>> No.35571686

>>35571597
If you remove the muscle tone, she just looks like a regular busty hourglass-shaped girl.

>> No.35571700

>>35571686
Still just, too much for me man.

>> No.35571719

>>35571609
Progress is slow as fuck, but so far I like it more than the usual battlefuck h-games. It's refreshing to see something other than standard RPG maker combat with lewd names, even if the real time combat can "get in the way" of your business.
The porn content is top-notch as expected though.

>> No.35571796

>>35571597
Its definition , not 'weight'.
I need some thicker muscles on her or at least larger ones.
She' just looks like what would happen if an elf got fit, not an oni.

>> No.35571848
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>>35571629
Nah.

>> No.35571865

>>35571796
This.

>> No.35571890

I had a beautiful idea, (you) dakis for monster girls that teleport (you) to their bed so when they wake up, they get their hubando

>> No.35571954
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HUGE cows!

>> No.35571965

Are you a horn rubber, anon?

>> No.35572021
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>>35571965
I molest all the horns! But only if they're bull horns

>> No.35572043

>>35571965
Only if they're lil cute nubs.

>> No.35572054

>>35571965
I rub the horns of sleeping weresheep until they wake up, then pretend to be sleeping myself just to upset them.

>> No.35572057

>>35571954
Extremely busty is how all cows should be.

>> No.35572061

>>35571541
https://youtu.be/Ls_vAFFX1CE

>> No.35572117
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>>35571848
Well I'm sorry for not wanting to fuck the mamono version of this.

>> No.35572123

>>35571954
what are the best monster s to milk other thatn cows?

>> No.35572126

>>35571848
Actually wait, that pic isn't all that bad, but, still.

>> No.35572132

>>35571954
Now that's an appropriate size for a cow

>> No.35572175

>>35571890
>being the living daki of a younger lilim who can't control her mindbreak powers and is rather oblivious to the effects she has on you

>> No.35572268

>>35571719
is there a link for the game here or nah
also what the fuck is this captcha

>> No.35572317

>>35571954
>that cow
Based and NTRpilled

>> No.35572339

>>35564096
If we’re not training driverless cars to think RVs are busses, who’s work are we doing for free now?

>> No.35572366

>>35571965
If you mean rubber or inflatable horns, then yes.

>> No.35572371

>>35572317
Retarded ntrfag, that's not the cow

>> No.35572393

Best mg for a grumpy, easily irritable man?

>> No.35572416

>>35572393
Cheshire cat

>> No.35572424

Reminder that MGE is a fucking dystopia.

>> No.35572432

jinkos are pure, jinkos are love.

>> No.35572455
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>>35572432
They are!

>> No.35572485

>>35570599

>> No.35572489
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You must pay the toll

>> No.35572497

>>35572489
What happens if you pay in gold?

>> No.35572504
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[ERROR]

>> No.35572511

>>35572497
Hey, that's not what you're supposed to do!

>> No.35572528
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this is why you don' go shopping with foxes

>> No.35572532

>>35572489
Can I take the jinkos virginity instead?

>> No.35572538

>>35569515
>>35569614
Golden alpaca monster girl when?

>> No.35572545

>>35572504
>Loli Gunslinger Maid Dragons
Cute!
Is this the MGE equivalent of TMNT?

>> No.35572546

This is your robowife now

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/91053719

>> No.35572577
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What Monster Girls are hungry?

>> No.35572593

>>35572497
>pay in gold, dropping it into her paws
>she looks disappointed and a little confused
>gives you a quizzical look as you stare dumbly, utterly clueless
>she's standing there silently, still baffled as to what happened as you go on your merry way

>> No.35572599

>>35572497
She starts crying and asks why you would pay that much money just to get rid of her.

>> No.35572616

>>35572577
wendigo

>> No.35572617

>>35572489
Can I give her a hug?

>> No.35572647

>>35572617
You can pay in hugs, but it will require multiple installments.
You will have to come back to hug her everyday for quite a while.

>> No.35572676

>>35572577
Quickest way to a ghost princess's heart is through her stomach.

>> No.35572684

>>35572117
Putting aside the boobs obviously being too small, that one's still pretty thin.

>> No.35572697

>>35572123
Goats? They farm those for milk too, I guess.

>> No.35572711

>>35572577
Wendigo, Greenworm, Werewolf, Goose Harpy

>> No.35572715

>>35572268
They've gone back to something similar to the original captcha, just that you have to press a button to see the text first, and there's a slider puzzle that shows up sometimes.

>> No.35572721
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[ERROR]

Nazrin is a fertile mouse

>> No.35572728

>>35572117
Strong girls should have huge tits.

>> No.35572730
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[ERROR]

>>35572317
Different cow.

>> No.35572733
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[ERROR]

>>35572577
Sandworm

>> No.35572747

>>35572721
>fertile
This needs to be tested

>> No.35572749

>>35572721
she doesn't look fertile at all
>>35572577
Wurms, hellhounds, Beelzububs

>> No.35572755

>>35572339
>We trained her wrong on purpose, as a joke.

>> No.35572767

>>35567396
>cannot give you milk for your coffee
Not being a tea drinker ishygddt
>lap not soft enough to lay your head on
Soft loli thighs
>too short to reach anything
They can use stools and stepladders
>too short to peek up her skirt (not that there's anything to appreciate anyways)
Have them wear really short microskirts or no skirts at all
>too immature for ettique
They might be just trainee maids but they still have training

>> No.35572775

>>35572432
Until the lion girl's profile gets made, I will count lion girls as Jinkos.

>> No.35572793

>>35572489
D. Speed through the toll barrier and run her over

>> No.35572819
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[ERROR]

>>35572577
Cheshires. They're always stealing your pizza.

>> No.35572826

>>35572721
You're the biggest treasure treasure she's found.

>> No.35572834

>>35572775
Gotta love their quickshot nature, makes me so bulliable

>> No.35572872

>>35572834
>makes me so bulliable
What?

>> No.35572898

>>35572872
didn't read before posting meant makes them so bulliable

>> No.35572909

>>35572489
I'm not a virgin, I'm married, and I'm not into harems. Out of my way, dumbass cat.

>> No.35572929

>>35572909
Then why did you reply, dumbass?

>> No.35572950

>>35572489
Can I pay in stolen monster panties?

>> No.35572965
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[ERROR]

What is going on here?

>> No.35573009
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[ERROR]

>>35564030

>> No.35573024

>>35572965
Wrestling moves.

>> No.35573080

>>35572965
The beginning of the end. She tastes flesh.

P. S. What the fuck is this captcha? Took me literal minutes, Are they fucking serious? I won't be posting if that shit stays.

>> No.35573121

>>35573080
Is that seriously what the text is translated? And New captcha is shit and I think everyone agrees

>> No.35573182
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[ERROR]

>>35572577
Foxes.

>> No.35573195

>>35572929
Because she asked him to pay the toll. Can't just stand in front of her doing nothing, she might think he's a weirdo.

>> No.35573207

>>35572965
That's what happens when you wear green plant-based fabrics.

>> No.35573221
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[ERROR]

>> No.35573234

>>35573080
Ignore the >, < and + signs, the captchas only have letters and numbers. It looks like Os can be accepted for 0s in the image as well.

>> No.35573291

>>35573121
See
>>35573234
Also, this captcha's a lot closer to how the original captchas were, so they look pretty easy to me.

>> No.35573321

>>35573009
My desires?
Is she gonna marry me and give me lots of kids?

>> No.35573431

>>35573221
I need these cows.

>> No.35573527

>>35573009
symbolic horn fetters are a good idea

>> No.35573576
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[ERROR]

Whats the best way to encounter a Lilim?
Random encounter?
Secret fight?
Assaulting her home?

>> No.35573604

>>35573195
Exactly.

>> No.35573634
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[ERROR]

>>35566597
They can keep you pleasantly cool or warm in their scales. Although I would be worried about their own temperature regulation

>> No.35573682

>>35573576
she's a bridesmaid at your brothers wedding

>> No.35573736

>>35571386
With me, the lengthier ones. Part of me is wondering whether I think that way out of some blunt "more = better" mindset, or perhaps virtue signaling. But no, I actually strongly prefer bigger, more in-depth stories. Finishing and wishing there was more has been the case lots of times, while the whole "I liked it BUT there is too much of it" thing never happened. That's assuming I do like the story to care in the first place.

>>35573234
The slider was my kryptonite, apparently it doesn't appear always.

>> No.35573862

>>35566524
Yeti momster

>> No.35573921
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[ERROR]

>anon barhops with a blue oni at nights
>she's calm as a cucumber but anons the kind of drunk to get into fights
>whenever he bites off more than he can chew he hides behind the oni's thigh and points at the monster he angered while shouting "There she is get her!"
>although the oni does get into her own fights when other monsters get too forwards with anon
Believe it or not this is based on a real friendship between two authors minus one being a monster/women ofc

>> No.35573956
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[ERROR]

I'll give you this mino to fuck, but first you must make-out with her butthole and pussy, giving them equal attention, for one full hour.

Deal?

>> No.35573962

>>35573921
Two authors?

>> No.35573980

>>35573956
no way dude, my tongue will get tired

>> No.35574005
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[ERROR]

Not even a lilim can resist a man if he confesses to her while carrying a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates.

>> No.35574056

>>35574005
Giving a lilim chocolates and having her eat them all because I don't like sweets!

>> No.35574135

>>35573009
>demon promises you anything if you give her your soul
>tell her you want her soul

>> No.35574140
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[ERROR]

>>35564030

>> No.35574144

>>35573956
I don't like stuffs with anal, so can i just lick her pussy for 2 hours? or using the other hour to suck on her breasts or lick her belly?

>> No.35574170
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[ERROR]

Hug Ratas! They are fluffy.

>> No.35574202

>>35573576
What happened to that one story Beast was doing about her?

>> No.35574211
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[ERROR]

Mind breaking you say?

>> No.35574213

>>35574144
No, you must lick her butthole as well

>> No.35574217

>>35573682
>everybody starts fucking

>> No.35574250

>>35574213
Then i'm not interested.

>> No.35574251

>>35572175
>"Hey big sis, the human daki you gave me is great! He tastes nice and he is an super good listener.
>"The only issue is that I wake up kinda sticky in the morning. It smells nice though!"

>> No.35574265

>>35574211
mindflayers are probably offended by the term as what they do is more artistic and nuanced than breaking.

>> No.35574272

>>35574211
Finding human girls for the mistress!

>> No.35574287

>>35574211
shoggy has betrayed me!

>> No.35574293

>>35572593
>>35572599
She set the price, what was she expecting?

>> No.35574299

>>35566524
Demons and kikis

>> No.35574311

>>35572268
https://mega.nz/file/cUECBZYT#hS0kXbiOmkAEU3rQWPgo8YwBVrNQsExXXZw8bKbekb4

>> No.35574334

>>35574217
i want to see the bare knuckle brawl of desperate women that breaks out over the flower toss. no way a salamanders going to sit on the sidelines for that one.

>> No.35574411
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[ERROR]

>>35574251
>he is an super good listener.
>just lying there twitching and making mindbreak noises (because that's all he can do) while she gushes about her day
Cute!

>> No.35574431

>>35574250
No mino for you then. I guess I'll have to pawn her off on someone else.

>> No.35574502
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[ERROR]

>>35574334
>somehow the dormouse wins
Nobody even saw her move

>> No.35574579

How would you react if your wife, after a particularly intense and long blowjob session, burped after she finished swallowing the last bit of cum?

>> No.35574588

>>35574579
HNNGH over the cute little flame that comes out with her burps.

>> No.35574607

>>35573956
Anon, you say this like it's something I don't want to do anyway.
I'll do 2 hours with both if that's what she wants.

>> No.35574610

>>35574579
With cuddling and kissing

>> No.35574621

>>35574056
but if you don't like sweets how are you supposed to kiss her?

>> No.35574632

>>35574579
get hard again and get damn near the sucked out of me again

>> No.35574634

>>35574411
She is a bit dense like that, but I mean she is a growing lilim after all.

>> No.35574638

>>35574579
burp in response
it is my sole talent, to be able to belch on command

>> No.35574659

Dominatrix automatons are great cooks as well. What a good buy!

>> No.35574672

>>35574659
Submissives need to keep their strength up after all so good nutrition is key.

>> No.35574694

>>35574579
The boner returns and the cycle begins anew!

>> No.35574714

>>35574672
Yeah, can't be eating pussy all day.

>> No.35574716

>>35574170
>cute womanlets with a good bust and good mofu (cheeky optional)
I like how they're the "pick up and carry off" option if you're hunting for mofu. minimum investment, no time wasted and good upfront rewards

>> No.35574734

>>35574579
>intense and long blowjob session
I wouldn't be aware of my surroundings to the point I could react

>> No.35574743
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[ERROR]

>> No.35574760

>tfw ywn make fun of monsters reading doujins and call them coomers for it

>> No.35574763

>>35574743
Big goat

>> No.35574796

>>35574579
Kissing her deeply.

>> No.35574838

If I where to shitpost on 4monster, I wopuld say men marry their mothers

>> No.35574878

>>35574838
>momsters lurking in the thread agree wholeheartedly
>hags all respond "I'll be your mommy anon"

>> No.35574903

>>35574760
>making fun of the porn you're watching ironically with your nerd hellhound, manticore and apophis friends
i foresee no consequences

>> No.35574914

>>35574878
>Some of them are demons or dark mages that can get to you pretty easily.
Somebody is fucked

>> No.35574933

>>35574743
She doesn't need that chair when she can sit on my face

>> No.35575214

is the MGE game free or not

>> No.35575235

>>35575214
if you want it to be

>> No.35575285
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[ERROR]

>> No.35575403
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[ERROR]

I want to _hug_ Druella

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