/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You know what, I've taken a little bit of time to think about it. Why the fuck do you even like hags? No, not the "Haha, she's an unaging, immortal nine-hundred year old vampire lolibaba!" hag. I mean an actual fucking hag. Old hags. Not the "she's a hag once she turns 14" hag, not even the "She's a 25 year old office lady" hag. Now take a moment to just think about it.
Hags.
To start off, they're old. They're usually really fucking old. Like Out of your thirties old. They're the kind grandma who hands out cookies at little charity events, but doesn't have a family of her own. She's the weird cat lady without the weird or cat parts. Now let's move onto looks. You'll get old one day. Sorry to remind you. You'll get old and wrinkly. Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but some hags have this weird thing about their faces that looks like someone took the edges, meshed them to the less noticeable parts of their faces to attain this weird plastic bag look. I don't know about you, but just about anyone can tell you're old as fuck by looking in at the corners of your eyes. Now that's not all. The skin. Not everyone has prestine skin, but let me tell you. There's no fucking way it's going to remain spotless. The age shows when you look at the face, and then the neck and collarbone.
Ahh, it's a little weird, but she can't be that old. Uh, the neck is a little ... *tilts head* weird. OH man, the chest. That's- That's bad!
The rest of the body follows suit. Fuck stretch marks, you'll just get wrinkles all over the rest of your body. That shit is far from appealing.
Now I'll ask again since some of you might have forgotten.
Why the fuck do you like hags?