/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate all of you and don't want you stealing my precious touhous to stain with your disgusting filthy.

/jp/ loves all of them, but cirno most of all.

except for the habitual hate-anything-popular crowd.

>>3554165
>>3554158


Ignore the petulant man child, OP. My apologies, we have a disproportionately large number here.

Reisen is /k/'s favorite because she's a Lunarian Special Forces Commando.

>>3554181
You mean "was," she's a deserter and I"m surprised /k/ doesn't want her shot.

>/g/ loves Cirno
No wonder why things have been overheating around here. Bring back the cooler, mongrels.

thanks for the info guys

>>3554186

They do, but it's because she's a rabbit and rabbits are good eatin'.

I'd shoot her too if she was skulking around my place. Then I'd skin her and dump her in a pot with loads of potatoes, celery, onions, turnips, carrots, and barley.

Nobody likes Cirno.

>>3554195
She's only good for her entertainment value

Every board loves Cirno the most

>>3554209
This is true, she's everyone's beloved tomboyish daughter.

>>3554208
Tewii

>>3554196

Look at /g/, 3 fucking threads.

Surprised /g/ doesn't go for Rika/ko.

>>3554223
Wow /g/ is a really bad board. I guess I'm just used to the shit on /jp/.

>>3554158
no we dont, fuck you, GTFO of /g/

lol i <3 cirno shes such a baka xD

>>3554242
Problem?

Everyone loves Chiruno but /jp/

>>3554267
Don't let a few trolls fool you, /jp/ loves her too.

>>3554231
Hmmm, maybe just because she doesn't seem to have a lot of artwork to post.

>>3554238
It's been pretty spammy the last few days. It usually isn't all that bad, or at least not anything you don't get used to

/jp/ loves Aya and Sanae.

>>3554283
Stop that.

>>3554271
You should leave /jp/ and never come back.

so help me out here...is touhou a game or anime or what?

>>3554309
manga

>>3554267
What?
Everybody here likes Cirno. I've hated you guys all this time just because of that.

Dear /g/,

Cirno has been and will be ours forever. Kindly Fuck off and pick a different touhou.

With love
- /a/

PS We suggest Nitori for you, /g/.

MARISA

>>3554309
>a game or anime or what
it's all three

>>3554335
You terrorist appeaser. We don't owe them a single touhou and you don't speak for us.

>>3554335
>/a/

I suggest you go right back there.

everyone likes nue

>>3554317
>>3554335
You too, should also leave /jp/ and never come back.

>>3554346
so where should i start down the rabbit hole?

>>3554349
If you're going to suggest things so much, please allow me to suggest that you head on over to /fa/.

>>3554355
Just go find an IOSYS video and start watching. It's what 99% of the touhou fanbase does anyway.

>>3554355
Play the games of course.

>>3554158
/n/ loves nitori, why the fuck would a transportation board start with an n?

>>3554355
well, don't play the games, they are way too hard (bullet hell)

Actually, Touhou is a series of games. The games eventually spawned all the manga, and splinter games, and so forth.

I will admit, there is a ton of /g/ love for Chiruno.

>>3554355
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

Naturally

>>3554355
Step 1: download Imperishible Night
Step 2: english patch it
Step 3: play on lunatic
Step 4: watch as you are murdered over and over in a most horrible manner.

>>3554158
i could swear rin was in that picture...

>>3554380
/n/ starts with n because it's trolling /news/, obviously

I'm a newfag but that's pretty easy to guess.

>>3554405
Imperishable Night is easy mode.
Play Subterranean Animism on lunatic and watch how you don't get past the first boss(first screen if you're new to this).

>>3554387

YES.

YES, PLAY THE GAMES.

Play the good games. Play Patchucon. Play MegaMari. Play MASTER BURNER.

In before

>implicit things
>sh*t the f*ck up tripf*g
>SAGE REPORTED CALLED THE COPS FOR TRIPFAGGOTRY

>>3554255
is that cirno explaining statistics?
If yes, then where can I find that translated or pay to have it translated?

>>3554419
Also,

Hisouten(soku)
Cirno Racing
Mystical Chain

>>3554255
Is that some DeMorgan's Law?

I hated building circuits for that.

>>3554419

sh*t th* f*ck *p tr*pf*g

Why does our society need vowels again?

>>3554387
>>>>>touhou hard
Do you know why we went to the moon? Answer: we didn't go because it was easy, we went because it was hard. That's why you play touhou because it's hard. You also get a highly addicting "bullet high" if you play long enough. Then when you go to sleep you'll lucid dream playing Touhou.

yay. Chillno is my waifu

>>3554421
It's explaining sets.

>>3554449
MOAR

>>3554446
>Do you know why we went to the moon?
Because socially, it was a barbarous "us versus the russkies" football game of who can waste the most resources for a purely symbolic achievement.

>>3554452
That's all the artist has done so far. He didn't even tag it properly.

>>3554449
Again, Demorgan's Law

~(A+B) = ~A * ~B
~(A*B) = ~A + ~B

>>3554469
lrn2history I'm referencing a JFK speech.

>>3554498
but he's dead. I prefer referencing living people, as they're more capable of surviving.

>>3554498
>lrn2history

Get out.

>>3554508
Quit telling people to get out, it's quite tiresome.

>>3554446
The only time I ever dream about Touhou it also ends up inolving Nazis.

>>3554469
AND WE KICKED THEIR ASSES

AT HOCKEY, TOO

We just had a thread about starting to play the games.

If you are actually interested, head here:
>>3553304

>>3554355

1. Download Imperishable Night or Perfect Cherry Blossom.
2. Play on Normal, not Easy.
3. Have fun.