/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>354144
She's a fucking dragon, what do you expect?

There is nothing ordinary nor normal about Reimu

She's a bitch.

THAT'S. JUST. THE. WAY. IT. IS.
WHEN?
WHEN DID SHE?!
WHEN DID SHE ASK FOR SUCH POWERRRRRRRRRR?!

>>354156
That's Mima's fault though.

That's because danmaku rules are rigged to his favor

Because she's the main character.

Reimu is a bitch but the main problem is she wants your money..

>>354144
Character hax. A main character always has the advantage, especially when she's an underdog.

>>354183
*her

my bad

>>354183
This

Reimu is the absolute queen of Gensokyo

I bet she has charitable status for her taxes....

>>354217
Would you shut up about your taxes for five fucking seconds?!

Because Gensokyo would be fucked without her so everybody lets her win

Reimu just seems to be a laid-back drunkard, but she's definitely the shrine maiden of Hakurei Shrine. - Aya Syameimaru

>>354233
b-but they're due!

>>354244
GEE

THAT'S FUCKING TOP-NOTCH DEDUCTIVE POWER RIGHT THERE

>>354144
The Hakurei shrine was probably one of shrines dedicated to the dragons. It make sense considering how everyone jokes that the shrine worships nothing - the dragon-god of Gensokyo was only last seen before the boundary was put in place, hence a missing deity - and yet it is also the most important landmark in all of Gensokyo, having the distinction of being both the definition of the Eartern border and the front door. To that effect, Reimu and her ancestors must channel the might of the dragons (and they have the Spell Card System stacked on their side ...).

That's all rumor, of course. Only Rinnosuke, Yukari, and, perhaps, Lord Tenma know the truth behind the shrine. Even Akyu doesn't have the real details, despite her first incarnation having been around long enough to even see the first border to be placed.

SYAMEI... you know what... forget it

>>354286
holy shit

reimu lost it

Not at all out of the ordinary for Zun's Mary Sue character.

>>354291
Aya doesn't call herself an investigative journalist just for style

She solves problems
Youkai problems
Reimu Hakurei
She's a zombie dragon

>>354329
Reimu isn't ZUN's self-insert character. Syameimaru is.

REIMU IS AN UNDEAD ZOMBIE

>>354217
She gets tax exemption due to being a member of a religious organization that does not make a profit. I would assume.

And stfu, NEET. It's not like you even have a job to tax.

>>354352
No, Suika is.

>>354377
I agree

>>354373
Alice != Kaguya

ZOMBIE

>>354352
>>354377
>>354382
They're all self-insert characters. Self-insert the penis, durr hurr hurr I made funny!

>>354393
I don't get it.

DONATIONS!

>>354421
Hi Shirou.

>>354445
Hello.

DONATIONS ... NOW.

>>354427
>>354462
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwNIib1tS1g

>>354462
I'd donate in your box if you know what I Mnea.

>>354462

Fine, get off my back already.

Give donations
Receive delicious armpits
???
PROFIT

>>354427
So moe!~

>>354427

I just got a donation!

>>354538
YOU JUST GOT PROMOTED SON!

>>354503
when dealing with Reimu and Money, there is no such thing as profit.

>>354373
I-I-I-I do work too!.. who do you think pays for the house! the car! The motorcycles! All of your trips down to Rinnosuke for those trinkets!... Y-y-you're s-so meaaaaan!

>>354567
Oh... I guess I'll be leaving now then.

>>354545
Completely worksafe!

SHE'S MUE

>>354583
do not want ;_;

>>354568
Giving strangers blowjobs in the backstreets of the human village for 500 yen apiece is not a job no matter how much it pays.

>>354568
How do you drive a motorcycle in Gensokyo? there aren't any paved roads.

>>354568
Calm down, calm down. Looks like someone needs a hug.

>>354594
wh..what's a blowjob?...

or a punch

>>354598
Wheeled vehicles also work on dirt.

>>354606
*sniff*

>>354598
no roads you say?

>>354613
Is that heroin you are brewing?

>>354643
HAHA YOU'RE A LOSER AND NOBODY LOVES YOU

>>354613
FUCK NO!

This is a Broke Zombie Shrine Maiden Hacker Appreciation thread, not one of your damn Alice RP Threads.

>>354613
It's when you my p○n○s in your mouth to make me feel good.

>>354662

How does a zombie know what donations are?

>>354657
>>354659
N...no it's dinner...

M-my doll business pays for everything.. i-including that couch that you'll be sleeping on tonight...

Reimu is the best fucking protagonist ever in a series.

Gets drunk, throws parties all the time, a slacker, a bitch, and full of hax.

FUCK YEAH

Why not you donate some time?

>>354692
awwww ok

Hey Raymoo, why must you blur the line between charity and prostitution?

>>354662
O-oho... v-very well..

>>354685
It's shaped like money, and it's in the box out front.

Tenchi Masaki is the best fucking protagonist ever in a series.

Grows carrots, treats his guests with kindness all the time, a hard worker, a master swordsman, and full of lighthawk wings.

FUCK YEAH

>>354692
If I knew where your shrine was in Japan I'd exchange all my money for gold and go there.

soo...hungry....

>>354732
I wish to feed the Reimu ;_;

>>354720
Their spiky hair would kill more people than any swordfighting he could show. And that's just if they walk around downtowm.

>>354732
Oh, Reimu.

I... I made this sandwich for you.

It's not like I like you or anything. You're still a genocidal bitch, but ...

B-but, I don't want this sandwich anyway! It's, it's turkey, and I don't like turkey, so it's better if it's not wasted, right? Yeah, so just have it.

>>354720
and doesnt afraid of anything

>>354688
Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.

>>354762
Sure I'll take it, that's not like you Anonymous.

>>354613
>>354568
>>354643
>>354687
>>354705
*squeeze*

>>354720
And was apparently born a man while having no testosterone in his body.

>>354822

>>354835
...

>>354842

She's fucking Satan

So Reimu. Why exactly is Sanae much much better at you at like everything?

>>354869
Satan is Shinki anon

>>354869
>>354916
That must be great sex

>>354849
I'm so hungry that I could drink Yukari out of a bottle.

>>354941
Reimu always drinks the wormhole maker at the bottom of the bottle.

>>354687
Wait, does Alice really do this to make money? I figured she was just a hermit. How does she sell them? Mail order?

>>354961
the whatnow?

>>354972
Catapault.

>>354972
Yes, but she doesn't ship internationally. Doesn't want to sell to filthy foreigners like us.

>>354972
STOP IT, YOU'LL JUST MAKE HIM COME BACK AND RP MORE

>>354972
Canonically Alice does puppet shows in the Human Village. Unknown if she charges or does it complimentary.

>>355026
in b4 that one creepy picture

>>354988
>>354972
>>354996
...Zzzzz...

>>355036
Which one?

where the hell am I going to get food now?

>>355040
*squeeze*

>>355060
the one with alice giving a puppet show to the kids with puppet mouths and the the creepy box in the corner you know that one

>>355129
Oh that one. I have it on my external HD

>>355149
Post, please. I thought I had it saved but I can't find it.

>>355117
...Nnnn... taxes...

The donation box.

Well, it might not be that soft, girl-shaped, or comfortable, but you know it's a major part of Reimu's life (a disappointing part, but a part none the less), and IT HAS SLOTS.

Two minutes later, freaky animate-inanimate object sex.

Just as you are climaxing, you hear a shriek; Reimu just came out of the shrine to see what all the loud grunting was about and demands what the hell you are doing.

"Um... donating?"

Your body was never found, though you made a lasting legacy in the creation of a permanent list of what is and is not appropriate to "donate" that to this day is still tacked to the front of the new donation box (the old one was burned).

>>355155
*squeeze*

>>354936
No Marisa is fucking Satan
as seen here

>>354244
\SYAMEIMARU/