/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35370345
Nooooo. Prioritize anon. Let the triple dragon build up its shining charge. Use your magic to give me stuff first. Then portals.

>>35370358
my only desire is for a fish, you'll just have to settle for my efforts being towards the water portals.

What happens to dragons when they can't find a cave? Do they get an apartment?

So what makes you think monster girls are better than human woman?

>>35370403
that's not a particularly high baseline to meet.

>>35370411
>responding
dumbass

>>35370397
what a cutie

Frenemies

>>35370403
>purple
>snakey
simple as

>>35370345
Get conjuring, nerd. I want my waifu here in time to bring her to Christmas dinner.

>>35370403
What was that, my son? Something about Bandaids? The path of heresy, an injurious road for one so young.

Burg

>>35370436 >>35370467
What goes through your mind when you humour off-topic garbage? Is it just a thin whistling sound

Funny pranks to play on your wife:
Break into your own house dressed in prosthetics so you look like someone else while deepening your voice a few octaves, the look on her face when she thinks you're a burglar will be hilarious!

>>35370484
>>35370416
But what's the problem with loving human woman? your level of sex won't be as great as having a MG breaking your pelvis, but at least you can still find love with her, make things ultra vanilla and live a good life, with both of you equally understanding one another and not the other being completely submissive or dominant over your. Point is, human woman are pretty nice in my opinion

>>35370436
grape snakes are such good girls, I just want to be lovey dovey with one even if she has sinister plans

>>35370505
she can smell you though

>>35370484
How did you know? It IS a whistling sound with a catchy repetitive melody. Do you hear it too, o lump in the noodle anon boy.?

Sad string music intensifies

>>35370372
I'm gonna fuck a Manticore in the ass and then run away!

>>35370520
>Off-topic image
>Obvious bait image
>Obvious bait post
Shit-staters like you should be reported.

>>35370558
>SOOOO SAAADDD
It's not a race. I love her music.

>>35370520
Funny choice of image considering Elizabeth strangles and drowns Booker.

>>35370570
We had snuff/guro being posted by the gachafags last thread anyway

>>35370570
Overlooking the more important fact that Elizabeth is Booker's daughter.

>>35370520
It'd be different in MGE. Human women can go for you nearly as strong as monsters there. But only if you are in the Order. Most human women go after Order dudes. Because the horny aggressive women join the Order?

Saw we had a new LareNight, did he ever finish that cute sketch of the Kiki dancing with Mastah?

>>35370468
Keep eating like that and she will look like her Jabberwock friend.

Is your waifu good at vidya?

I love monstergirls

She watches from the shadows, waiting for the right moment to stutter her witty line and trip and fall down.

Every night, before we go to sleep, my wife rides me until I cumflate her. I can feel her bushy pube hairs on me while I gush like a volcano.

>>35370590
Read the books

The Order is as straight-laced as it gets. Meaning no sex ever.

>>35370616
dummy ninjas are cute!

>>35370570
It was bizarre, originally planned on getting infinite but decided to just watch a full gameplay of it, the ending was just wild in my opinion, wish they went to paris.
>>35370561
Whatever bro, all I'm saying is that I prefer a good relationship with a human woman, not someone that suddenly begs for sex, dominates you, or something akin to what I said.

Why is some faggot trying to start shit here?

>>35370615
Mmmm, I like that bug very much

>>35370582
And from his universe too.

>>35370635
Where theres one theres more

>>35370629
Then why are you here?
There is no reason to continue this conversation any further.
>>>/h/

>>35370643
Every time you respond, he wins.

>>35370484
apophis superiority

>>35370625
>the Order is constantly having sex with monsters.
>is a major source of newters and husbandos.
>absolutely no sex ever
Anon...I don't know what to say.

>>35370650
What does he even win? More time wasted on a board populated almost entirely by touhou fags in a thread for monster girls where anons lust and love over fictional beings created by one K. Cross?

You are all pathetic scum that should be happy if you get a girl that loves you someday.

DISCUSS

>>35370665
See a shrink, Enslaved.

>>35370681
Who the fuck are you talking about?

>Accidentally call neighbor’s cheshire cat daughter cute and funny
>Realize what I said but it’s too late
>Their daughter heard and is absolutely enjoying herself teasing me
>Neighbors are enabling this and even ask me ti babysit her
>Get numerous magazines dedicated to sabbath members even though I’m not one
>Get member card a week later even though I never applied

>>35370673
Love! Wuv! Rabu!

>>35370673
I hope one of her eyes ends up staring straight at the sun just to get an..eye? headache.

>>35370525
She will forget her plans to conquer the desert once you fill her head with thoughts of your dick.

Wanna just chill in the sun, watch sports I don't understand, and be cuddled by lizards

>>35370578
It was snuff/guro/vore anon. I think it's high time Barghestfag got the 'fuck off' treatment.

UNWRAP YOUR PRESENT!

>>35370709
You're missing the part where it's an obvious shitpost. The real problem is it's a multi-image series that eats into image count.

>>35370700
i'll just tell her it's easier to make a kingdom with daughters than overthrow one from a smelly pharoh

>>35370709
My man snuff/guro implies it was sexual in nature, when it was clearly just a meme shitpost about her massive tree trunk watermelon crushing thighs

>>35370700
That is the perfect snek right there

And she comes with a marshmallow cat!

>wanna see what I can do with this tongue?

>>35370733
Does it really matter? I just don't think F/GO or F/GO girls should really be discussed here. Incorporating monstergirls from different entirely incompatible series brings with it a strong delineation and sense of separation, but incorporating monster girls from more closely related series has a weaker line of delineation, it's blurry, so their shit gets tracked in with them.

>>35370757
I saw it for what it was but it doesn't change the fact that this isn't the place to discuss your yangire village of generic fantasy characters that want to eat humans.

You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.

Ignore the shitposters
Yes that includes the very well hidden ones

>>35370783
>Anon hands her an ice cream, excited to see her eat it super fast with her tongue
would she disappoint poor Anon and tell him that's not what she meant?

>>35370372
So I heard those druuchi bastards drag you back to their homeland, strip of everything, sell at slavemarkets, then treat like a pet in their extravagant mansions with no opportunity of any honest work; and when you aren't breeding or cuddling your owner there, you're locked in an apartment-sized golden cage with nothing but a mountain of pillows, endless snacks and a gaming station of your preference.

How come they haven't got their hands on every dick in existence yet? Is there a big, ugly catch?

>>35370798
>You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.
Better stop posting fox girls entirely, between 2hu and boat sluts.

Alright. Goodnight faggots. Don't shoot up any schools.

>>35370858
Yes you must also breed your fellow slaves, all of them, from the cute demur kiki eager to please her elf masters but you even more to the sweaty ushi-oni gladiator excited to show you her new scars while you worship her abs

>>35370616
Clumsy ninjas are for reenacting those evil lord doujins

>>35370891
>Better stop posting fox girls entirely, between 2hu and boat sluts.
All good things require sacrifice

>>35370697
You can deny it all you like, but MGs can inherently sense what turns you on.

>>35370858
The pillows are lumpy, the snacks are health food crap and the gaming station has no internet or games

>>35370798
>You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.
First day here?

>>35371034
The girls aren't the setting itself. Don't be obtuse, gayboi

>>35371027
Anon, are you sure you're even talking about the living conditions from being captured by Dark Elves? Sounds like you've been captured by those Wood Elf bitches and cunts from Athel Loren. Of course they'd force you to eat health food crap and they have no internet, video games or ANY technology because of those asshole trees aswell.

>>35371069
And half of your post was whining about the girls of a setting.

I want to see Kogasa lost in and embarrassed by all the lewd in MGE

>>35371095
Gensokyo girls seem to be able to be discussed without bringing the wider setting into it. F/GO girls don't seem to be able to. What's hard to understand about that?

>>35370616
>She doesn't say anything because the mask is actually an over-the-nose gag.

>>35371133
I suppose.
Although whenever I post them personally I don't do that as unlike 2hu I know fuck all about Fateism.

>>35370858
Fuck off

>>35371026
Slanderous lies from dumb purple cats.

>>35371200
No one's sitting here giving me paragraphs on bote lore, I've only ever seen it when some one goes out of their way to ask about abyssals.

>>35371272
If you weren't weak to them you'd have nothing to fear.

is it odd that im starting to have thoughts on the comfiest mongirl to die near? like, just up and accept that shit wont get better than comf with the waif

>>35371321
Undead girls, obviously.

>>35371334
more so as in the waifu whom cant be topped, who makes me realize life can only go downhill after a cuddle

>>35371321
Please do not traumatize wife by up and suddenly dying.

>>35371353
Wight. The more you fuck her the better she gets. That means that while the novelty of the first cuddle might wear off, categorically each cuddle after that is better than the last. Your life will eternally peak.

How do I get that lizard girl I defeated to stop trying to make me marry her?
She's even offered to be my sex slave at this point.

>>35371394
Sell her as a gladiator so she can fight and lose to someone else.

>>35371411
Instructions unclear, joined gladiator ring and got a salamander wife.

Ryus are asleep breed shirohebis

>>35371430
Only if she uses lipstick so everyone knows I belong to her and her alone.

>>35371394
Marry some one else and impregnate that other monstergirl. Sincerely tell her that it isn't her, it's you, she's pretty and any other man would be lucky to have her. You think of her as a friend or maybe even a little sister, but [X monstergirl] makes you feel like a man.

>>35371454
>maybe even a little sister
Well that's one way to make her join the sabbath so she can be your little girl.

>>35371276
Because Kancolle doesn't has an in-game story (i think) and Azur Lane didn't really go into details of their botes lore yet.
Even about abyssals I think it's just a speculation, that they are sunken botes. Or maybe confirmed because of how recent Abyssal girls are really similar to bote counterparts? Been a while i last played with it. So i'm really behind with new botes and abyssals.

>>35371496
>Azur Lane didn't really go into details of their botes lore yet
They have been in the recent string of ingame events. Edgyprise (Code G) is why everything is so fucked up

>>35371503
Oh nice. Then maybe i start reading events from now on.

>>35371522
fuck boats

So if I buy a Lizard girl off the salve market, do I have to defeat her first or do I have to do that after I bought her?

breed twins

how do you deal with foxes that makes these kind of hand sign to you? is it some kind of secret fox gang sign?

>>35371593
I would.

>>35371706
Ask her grandma to do it too.

Hey all, hope this finds you well! This is the companion piece to Tied : Human, and it's what makes the name actually make sense, told from the other brother's perspective this time and what he went through. I hope you guys enjoy it and as always, comments and criticisms are more than appreciated!

I uh, totally didn't draw heavy inspiration from this one picture as I was thinking about elf wights.
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/06/24/tied-elf/
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32150869

Remember when talking about lore didnt instantly fall in to /tg wank?
I miss those days

I'm sure you do kitty
I'm sure you do

>>35371785
(Does she have to yell this out every time?)

>>35371835
If you want her to stop it, you'd better fuck her silly.

>>35371781
Be the change you want to be
wanna talk lore, try it. It might be a dice roll wether people here at the time give a shit, but as long as it feels reasonable for monstergirls it would be fine

Good lore talks
>Talking about how helltaker demon horns grey with age, so you can make fun of how old some of them are
>MGE "plot" given the FM and the other book
>Stuff you can make a green/story out of
>"And then they fuck" no seriously, even without MGE it appeals to people you could make the most amazing land of dragons and demons and gods, but people here want to fuck, so being able to fuck the girls goes a long way

Bad lore talking
>human counter-offencives
>"extintion theory" granted we dont really talk that one here but still
>Hyper fixating on crabman's fuckery or the "retcons" of the early translations
>Monsterboys, justifeid or not, no one wants to hear about it at any depth
>grimshit for grimshit's sake
>headcanon jousting

Yubi Yubi!

>>35371915
>furshit

>>35371884
>And then they fuck
"Can you fuck it?" would of been a better phrase
Also I would add homosexuality to the Bad list as no one wants to talk about gays, and if theres lesbians theres no need for YOU or human dave

>>35371930
It looks perfectly normal.

>>35371764
Thanks and good job, man. In fact, this reminded me I'm yet to read the first part; didn't have time back at the moment. It stared at me reproachfully from the bookmarks list until dozens of new flooded it. It must wait no more.

>Get in loser so I can slime you!

Imagine a poker match with a mad hatter

>>35372127
Strip poker?

>>35372116
S'aight

Consider an alp as a possible gf.

Vulture's translation of Mirado Potatoes was neat, I'd totally give a warehouse full of them as a dowry to my Irish Oni waifu.

>>35372216
Maybe a stage 3 Alp.

>>35372086
Well, I hope you enjoy them both! Not exactly written as a couplet per se, but probably better if the details from the first are fresher.

>>35372296
Just be careful not to embarrass her.

>>35372566
What pet names would fighting monsters have for their first weapons? I'm talking Salamanders, Lizardgirls, P'Orcs, H'Orcs and Hinezumis.

>>35370520
Report.

>>35372406
>not wanting an oblivious alp roommate to bully sexually

>>35372650
Open Fly, because that's what it does.

I wanna inhale salamander breath every minute of every day

>>35372858
>she doesn't even realize her body has already recognized you as her husband and is changing to match you tastes
Prime bully material.

>>35373023
As amphibians, Salamanders breathe through their skin!

>>35373178
MGE salamanders aren't amphibians though. They're reptiles

DOLLBROS RISE UP!

>>35373232
They're not dolls they're McFarlane Limited Edition Action Figures.

>>35373200
Not gonna stop me from calling her one.

>>35373232

>>35373232
Dollfags exist? I lost track beneath all the dragon, succubi, and elf fuckers

>>35373294
>elf fuckers
Seriously who would stoop that low?

>>35373332
Isekainiggers

>>35373332
If it's a Dark Elf, then me.

>>35371764
Very nice story, dere elf a cute

>>35373232
>>35373269
Best doll since inception

What a trustworthy looking dark elf pirest.

>>35373544
too many moles

>>35373511
Glad you enjoyed it! I was trying to go the haughty rout, but I ended up just writing cute.

>>35370559
Haha imagine if this angered her and she grabbed your dick with her tail and spent the rest of the day dragging you around as (You) came nonstop from that ahahaha.

>>35373638
Moles are optimal for dark skinned girls.

>>35370798
I don’t see the problem

>>35371503
What happened at Code G? Some Nier Replicant/Automata shit to justify their existence?

>>35371803
Are you trying to start something?

>>35373638
I've never understood the appeal of moles.

>>35373950
i mean "beauty mark" on either side near the eye is pretty common for mature or seducing archetypes
but having them all other the place..

>>35373950
I find it funny if it’s in an embarassing place like a breast or asscheek. And then you point it out and she blushes.

imagine having an actual plant as your waifu

god I just want to be completely mindbroken by a mino

>>35374212
and a gey one at that, patheic

>>35374235
ye, why bother with this when a slime wife can do all of that and more

>>35374234
If I had a Mino wife, I'd want to be gentle dommed by her

>>35374334
this is the only slime i would bang cause it is very unusual for slimes to have these curves by default

>>35374346
I'd want one to use me as her sexsalve desu

>>35374388
Too bad, you're going to be her cuddle and life-share slave instead.
Sexual needs to be fulfilled on request within a reasonable time.

How do I summon hakutaku, the forbidden one?

>>35374416
You place the words "Senseis" "are" "for" "creampies" face up in attack position on her desk.

>>35374436
is there a more special way to do so?

>>35374416
u jus type wit bad grammar n spelings n then she'll com yell at u

>>35374416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7hYEijfFF8

>>35374436
>>35374520
>>35374537
instructions unclear, wore a dunce cap and sat in the corner, did not get laid, all I got was becoming friends with the devil bug in the wall

I grabbed soldering stick by it's core like a fucking retard, and now my 2 fingers are badly burnt.
Which mamono should dumbfuck me marry to prevent this from happening again? Fire golem?

>>35374646
amazonmen shouldn't work, they should be in the house where they make me a sandwhich

>>35374646
i'm a professional(tm) and have done this about a dozen times over the years

why are older monsters so much sexier than their younger counterparts

>>35374754
But they aren't, though.

>>35374754
Because they are weak to relatively young men

>>35374837
thats a hag

>>35374646

>>35374646
Slime or water elemental.

>>35374935
I wanna jump in with that melting lava golem and fucking die

>>35374857
I am also very weak to them as well, how can I fix this weakness of mine?

>>35374706
Yeah I'm an electronics engineer myself.
>>35374688
No, YOU make me a sandwich, woman.

Is there anything more endearing and adorable than the loyalty and innocence of a pure little Kobold to her master?

>>35374863
You have a single fact to back that up?

>>35374966
Petite mort is what you get

>>35375056
undead=hag

why should I consider undead?

>>35374754
Because you have mommy issues.

List monsters that have stink breath you'd wanna huff

ˢᵐᵒˡ

>>35375261
>wurm
>jabberwock
>lilim
>your mama
>succ

>>35375073
Wrong, they can have children meaning there's actually young undead girls.

>>35375316
but you can't tellt the difference between a true loli undead and a lolibaba undead

>>35375233
no, i don't

>>35375316
>>35375335
Having a daughter with your lolibaba wight wife only for her to quickly outgrow her and tease her for being so small.

I want to explore an old world factory and identifying the varying classes and models of automatons!

>>35375352
The daughter grows up into a tall, busty woman and the wife claims it's the genes from your side of the family.

>>35375358
I would be down with that, but knowing me, I would spank one, and we will know what happens next

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>>35375411
She doesn't look so bad. She's smiling!

Big booty dominatrix cheshire

>>35375352
>lolibaba vampire wife
>her firstborn dhampir grows to be way taller than her.
CUTE

>>35371781
the only reason it's like that currently is becayse we haven't had any content in half a year.

>>35375358
>anon is exploring an ancient factory full of inactive automatons
>makes his way to what seems to be a control hub
>while trying to dust off a display screen he accidentally restores power to the facility
>from all around him he hears a variety of different boot up sequences from the different models of automatons
>the factory goes quiet once more as the last of them finish starting up
>then just a moment later he hears "scanning for males... one target located" declared in unison

>>35375564
vultures translations are a thing

>>35375064
What's it like living with a lava golem?

>>35374212
>>35374235
yeah, imagine that

>>35375582
There's that.
There's accidentally triggering one last run of a heavy assault model 'wunder weapon' that was produced at the end of some ancient war.

Those factories are dangerous.

>>35375582
hope you spec'd into stealth anon

>>35375582
>>35375646
why does the fear make it hotter?

>>35375589
Those are much appreciated, but as he's closing in on the last few untranslated sections there is less and less new stuff to connect it to and discuss. Besides, when I've tried to discuss it before people don't seem interested.

>>35375564
We've had Side 3 translations flowing in at a steady rate. We've gotten a detailed look at the history, technology, culture, and society of a diverse region of the MGE world.

We know airships, Gauss cannons, and ironclad naval vessels exist, with the latter extending even to massive sizes. We also know about love hotels and karaoke clubs.

How many jubjubs are you man enough to handle on your own?

>>35375687
Are you saying you want to be forced to cling onto a BEEG retired war model automaton in full PROTECT mode?

>>35375547
>vampire gathering gets on the subject of dhampirs bullying them
>most of them have stories involving broken doors and demon silver sword
>tiny vampire complains how her daughter crouches down to talk to her or just picks her up in a hug to carry around

>>35375470
Sharp-toothed smiles should never be trusted.

>>35375721
>not having a large jubjub breeding wall in your mansion "dungeon".

>>35375582
could be worse could have activated the factory's master AI

Reminder that everybody needs a friend. If you're getting a monster wife, why not get a second one while you're at it?

>>35375687
Because nothing is more erotic than a large, well equipped girl who is emanating a target lock sound.

>>35375748
>Breeding wall
Sir, that's a shoggoth disguised jubjubs stuck in a wall

>>35375716
Smol milk

>>35375748
You can’t make a wall of jubjubs, they are too slippery to keep in place, now a jubjub pit that’s another story

>>35375784
A shog ass wall is pretty good as well.

I wonder how often a unicorn’s transformation into a bicorn is the unicorn’s idea

>>35370758
More like the cat comes with the snake

>>35375775
I am weak to dark sclera.

>>35370758
*More like the snake comes with the cat

>>35375810
I can never decide which monster pit to fall into but it's probably dark slime, barometz or bunyip

>>35370798
I'm not really into touhou but I don't mind when it's discussed here in limited amounts. What I would mind is some faggot posting Touhou characters killing and eating people which is what the fgo poster was doing yesterday

>>35375775
I'd be open to having two wives, but two wives also means twice the amount of daughters I'll be raising. I don't know if my house if big enough for that many daughters, may have to move to a bigger one.

>>35375582
>Anon thinks it's going to be cute 2B-Esque waifus
>Until the ground shakes as combat/Breeding unit 041 marches toward him

>>35375917
Variety is the spice of life, put them all in and watch the bunyips spill spaghetti from being forced to be near a bunch of people

>>35375582
Fake out the automatons by saying you aren't single, you're just married to a ghost and she's just not solid enough for a ceremony or for the sensors to pick it up yet.

>>35372650
>edgy dhampir calling her sword 'Terminus Est'
>pouts when mom tells her that was the name she gave her first sword too

>>35375938
Consider moving to a demon realm orchard. The property should be big enough for them to run around all day without getting bored.

>>35376064
>tfw you have to sit through dinner table arguments between your dhampir friend and her mother whenever you get invited over

>>35375582
Fuck, this is the venus fertility/heavy combat factory ain't it, may eros make my balls nice and strong

>>35375582
I'll curl up in a dark corner somewhere. They'll stop trying to rape me if their visual scanners can't identify my outline as a human male.

>>35376128
>they constantly try to rope you into their arguments
>you just want to eat your steak

>>35370858
the catch is that sometimes you are used as a sacrifice to khaine rather than a slave, although for sacrifices they aren't picky many times they'll kidnap other druchii to sacrifice

>>35376185
They're automatons anon, they probably have night vision. Now stop hiding and have sex with them.

>>35376128
>>35376200
>dad is just happy SOMEBODY at the table is enjoying his food

>>35373009
>Open Fly
A short dirk for your Lizardgirl rogue. Interestingly, you've only seen her use it on the blacksmith's apprentice.

>>35376064
>>35376128
>>35376200
Drawing upon wells of diplomacy you didn't know you had, you persuade her to call it "Terminus Est: Requiem".

>>35375582
robot army, tiem to rule the world

>>35376128
>from the sound of it they're practically exactly alike
>this only makes them argue more

>>35376223
But they're ancient, night vision wouldn't have been invented back then.

>>35375335
It should be rather easy to tell them apart.

>>35376304
>they had the tech to make robots with IA but not night vision

>>35376304
Anon, we are from an ancient civilization that had the knowledge to sentient life from machines. If you think that the creators wouldn't be able to invent night vision and install it into all of the units you are stupid and need that stupidity fucked out of you.

>>35376338
>IA

Consider Redcaps! They're very friendly!

>>35371200
>"That silly ol' shrine maiden? I can do that."
She can't see very well without her glasses though.

How do Kobolds interact with regular dogs?

>>35376360
>we
oh god oh fuck

>>35376328
how?

>>35376064
They're Gene Wolfe fans?

>>35375582
I yell, I just want to hug, and I am still a virign

>>35376240
>Drawing upon wells of diplomacy you didn't know you had, you persuade her to call it "Terminus Est: Requiem".
its great and all right until she starts proudly proclaiming to literally everyone how you named her sword

>>35376414
Terminus Est: Requiem is still pretty childish compared to my Wind-in-the-Willows.

>>35376371
They do look really cute. Would be nice if they were a bit taller, I'd rather have them talk to me face to face instead of face to crotch.

>>35375730
>daughter isn't even trying to bully she just genuinely loves her mommy
>mom doesn't actually mind she just needs something to whinge about at the vampire meetings so doesn't feel left out
I love this

>>35375335
This applies to living lolis and lolibabas as well.

>>35376371
Dont they kill people to make their hats red?

>>35376362
I think he's referring to robots with Incredible Ass... must be a technical term.

>>35376400
I imagine mamano would like that series except the fact that Severian is a bit of a manwhore

>>35376489
now I would give up without resistance to such robutts

>>35376427
Wait until she gets a gun and names it 'Et in Arcadia ego'

>>35376465
>Their demonic energy becomes more thick, gooey, and red in proportion to their desires and urges, and it is their liquefied demonic energy which also drips from their weapon. Actually, their caps are white to begin with and become stained red when this spirit energy soaks in. In other words, the more their desires and urges build up from being unable to vent them by having sex with a man, the deeper the red color of their cap will be, and their ferocity increases in proportion to it.

>>35376432
>not wanting to have a standing conversation with a whitened redcap, only for her hat to slowly turn red as she inches closer to your dick until she goes full red and starts giving you give you a violent standing blowjob

>>35376387
Pretty well.

>>35376414
That lad will then have two options:
Either he admits embarrassment, like a common peasant, and be forever shamed as a chuuni
Or he feints arrogance and falsifies a long and noble tradition of vampiric heraldry.
In the latter case, he sparks a strange trend in Undead nobility for the next century. The Heartpiercer rapiers of the Cainite vampires clash against the Non Nobis broadswords of the Sylvanian Wights.

>>35376545
Hmm
yeah
not buying it anon

>>35375582
try the jedi mind trick

>>35376371
Gonna slip holstaur milk into her food until that shorty gets massive milkers.

>>35376371
nah, like gals who tower over me

>>35376504
More like a rapist lying through his teeth that all the women wanted him.

>>35375582
I'll tell them that they need to solve a captcha before they can get access to my dick.

>>35376627
Maybe, I haven't finished it yet so no spoilers

>>35376597
a-anon their machines

>>35376642
>at this moment several trillion wafer thin lines in her brain process this in a quadrillionth of a second
>"rape anon" flashes all over her processor as she advances

>>35376554
Marshmallow animals are just a ripoff of Sukusuku Hakutaku.

>>35376642
Automaton daughters are very curious about tractors, traffic lights, mountains, and bicycles. Too bad they have trouble telling a bicycle apart from a motorcycle.

>Hello Lecher-kun! Welcome to McMamono's! Can I take your order please?
"Uhhhhhhh, I'll get uhhhh 2 jubjubs, and uhhhh petite dormouse on the side."
"Make sure the jubjubs are thicc"
>Would you like anything to drink with that?
"Uhhhhh, I'll get a large cunny juice, lite on the ice"
>Okay, so I got 2 thicc jubjubs, a petite dormouse, and a large cunny juice, lite ice
"That's correct."
>If everything's correct on your screen, the total will be $1.99 and your hand in marriage to these lovely ladies
>Pull around to the first window
"You too..."

>>35376642
>implying that any of them will be able to even hear your trick over the deafening CLACKing sound from the hundreds of robo-heels marching on the metal floor towards you

>>35375582
time to hack them all and make them stop

>>35376618
She doesn't seem to happy about your little "prank" anon.

>>35375582
I 'm just gotta sit down and say I am too young to die

>>35376802
>Keeps getting stuck while hiding in crawlspaces
>Heavy presets tire her out when she's trying to chase you
>Off balance when swinging her cleaver
At least have courtesy to stuff her properly once you've had your fun.

Otherwise, get ready for a punishment once she learns about paizuri.

>>35376763
>automaton factory becomes operational again
>except it's anon knocking up his impromptu wives and sending his daughters out into the world
And like that a new monster population is born

>>35376979
If this is what it takes to be considered the father of machines, then I will gladly bear the burden

>>35370372
You a foxfucker?

I wonder what the are the signs that an ancient evil is nearby?

>>35377158
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2-Nonenal

remember monster intelligence in inversely correlated with their thickness, usually that is.

>>35377158
>I am the "who" in the call "who's there?"
>I am the wind blowing through your hair
>I am the shadow on the Moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright

>>35376726
She'll teach you all about danmaku.

>>35377334
My love for thick nerds says otherwise.

>>35377493
hence the usually

>>35377422
ancient evil skeleton with a penchant for drama

>>35377265
gonna enter an ancient evil's cave and say it smells like old in her

Hugs > fugs

>>35377095
No. Stop asking.

i haven't jerked off for three days straight

>>35377726
You can have both in lotus position.

I want the angelic number

comeon

>>35377726
kisses are better

>>35377766
This man speaks the words of God!

>>35377766
Always looked like it would hurt your legs to do that with a bigger girl, but it would be worth it.

>>35365545
1000 years in MS Paint.

what is the best sex position for having sex with a big girl?
and>>35378056
nice

I completely trust angels and I will lower my guard when I am with them. They are good girls and wouldn't try anything without my consent.

>>35378089

>>35378056
You tried.

>>35378089
I agree

>>35378124
I can be your angle... or yuor devil

>>35378089
i want this and the other image as well

>>35378139
I want a wheelbarrow ride from Rin.

>>35378076
Amazon position

>>35378089
Don't trust the angels. As soon as one of them gets close to you, another will swoop in and join her, eventually leaving you in a pile of feathers and angel flesh pressing on every inch of your body. Is that really what you want?

>>35370372
She's a big fat phony

>>35378124
>>35378158
Angels with multiple wings need to be trusted and held close. Cuddles with them are amazing.
>>35378222
Yes.

>>35378222
yes, make sure she is nice and big

Beep the sheep. Make her bleep.

>>35378222
>t.demon

>>35378236
don't spite selkies anon

>>35378236
>>35378311
Selkie be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qeY7dmrsR8

>>35378222
I've always wanted to be level drained and used as a daki for a big angel, but being the communal daki to a bunch of small or regular-sized angels would also be okay.

>>35378289
>beep a sheep
>she bleeps instead of bleats
>before you can react, the disguised automaton has you pinned
>she boops

I got a joke for you. How many automata does it take to cheer up a blue ovaried succubus?

>>35378409
Depends on how charismatic the automaton is in convincing a man to marry her

>>35378222
Would an angel expect me to convert to whatever religion serves their God? Have they made peace with demons or would I be expected to go against them?

>>35378409
How many?

>>35378446
Uncharismatic one says "there's a hot single in your area" and gets told to fuck off.

>>35378089
>Guardian angel goes yandere
>Says it's a sin for other girls to even look at you, and locks you away in a part of heaven where she can protect you from being "corrupted"

>>35378491
as along as I can shitpost and draw, I am happy

>>35378056
fixed

>>35378482
>"according to my calculations you would be upwards of 2000% happier with this succubus whom I assure you is a complete stranger, than with no one at all"
>what?
>succs buried her face in her hands

>>35378458
>Would an angel expect me to convert to whatever religion serves their God?
Yes.
>Have they made peace with demons or would I be expected to go against them?
There are some gods and angels that are neutral with demons, but all the closet perv angels are from the gods that only want to purge and purify.

>>35378544
thats my teacher, ms succ?

what is better, an angel or a demon?

Imagine geting to the demon lord only to ask her what she would do for a klondike bar?

>>35378222
I'll truss all the angels I wish.

>>35373232
Doll(Adult)

Had a story idea where female friend to anon is trying to expose anon's girlfriend as a succubus, only for her to be turned into one and share anon
also she didnt actually belive she was a demon

>>35378222
Sounds like you are insulting angels

>>35370372
Succs in suits.

>>35378690
fuck angels

>>35378634
I like angels better because I prefer fluffy feathered wings and the holy aesthetic over bat wings and the dark aesthetic, but both have their charms.

>>35378716

>>35378690
Not an insult, merely stating the fact that angels are untrustworthy and have just as much uncontrollable lust as the demons they hate.

>>35378745
no angel will make me nut

I got banned from the adventurers’ guild for taking low level heroes into high level zones, leaving them for bait as add distractions, even though I never strictly promised to power level them and just asked them to follow me. Is there a demon or tanuki lawyer that would take my case or should I just give up and join the monster girl adventurers’ guild even though I’m not a monster

which monster would be the best molester and would be able to make you a slave to them by just molesting you?

>>35378772
strike a deal with the monster girl adventurers’ guild to send them free hubbies

>>35378774
Flayer brain molesting

>>35378774
Tentacles, Kraken, Scylla, Nightgaunt and Succubus are probably the best for that.

Making a slave out of you would depend on how dominant they are.

>>35378884
how could the succ be that

>>35378774
Isn't that what tentacles are known for?

>>35378459
OVERFLOW ERROR

>>35378774
Mindbreak by molesting is nice, but I would rather be mindbroken from deep kisses and aphrodisiac saliva.

>>35378774
Manticore, Dark Elf, Vamp Mosquito, Mindflayer, Yeti, Gazer, and unironically Greenworm

>>35378774
Rats because they always move around in huge groups

I had a stupid idea
A manist amazon with trying to convince her tribe

>>35378634
Angels are shit, devil dogs is where it's at.

>>35378989
>spoiler
how could they molest you?

>>35377095
Yes, keep asking

>>35379028
You'll know when it happens and you'll be surprised.

>>35379028
Pounce on you from above, use their horny scent antennae to get you hard, then fuck the brains out of you in the cocoon for months on end, until you emerge an ahegaoing mess with your new dommy mommy papillon wife.

>>35378774
eros priestesses

>>35370372

>>35379000
imagine getting raped y rats, couldn't be me

>>35378917
Succubi are versatile and can fit many roles as long as it's sexy. Besides, a literal sex demon can be expected to know how to molest a man.

Being drained via a kiss would be nice.

>>35379214
BRO NOOOOOOOO

>>35379262
that aint a kiss

>>35379214
The best thing would be that smug look on her face that you cab only faintly glimpse past your kiss-drunk haze. That look of total satisfaction of having easily and completely dominated you with such a simple act.
And at the same time, it is a look of deep affection. You know how much she loves, and she is happy to see that you love her back.

Also, looking in a mirror later and seeing all the kiss marks would be something.

>>35379293
I dunno, my big, doggo body guards insist its a traditional kiss between a master and his hounds.

>>35379293
I-It's totally how animalistic monster girls kiss, anon. Specifically in that region at that.
A-Also it's a common costume the male has to spurt out some semen in response. In Rome as the romans!

>>35379312
then a kiss is a blowjob?

>>35379214
yup, just think of the pleausre it would take to do that

>>35379344
costume? I gotta wear something as well?

>>35379379
custom*

>>35370372

So what if a woman is dating a man and suddenly a monster girl shows interest in him so she decided to cosplay as a monster girl to get his attention back?

>>35379421
is it me or is her face flat?

>>35379010
I prefer Eros missionaries converting an Amazon village. The end result is that they're still as dominant as before and their men still do housework, except now Amazons are much more openly affectionate towards their husbands, which the missionaries consider good enough.

>>35379350
No, a blow job would take place in bed with her kneeling down.
This is completely different.`

>>35377731
>>35379069
The duality of man.

Tap dancing fish

>>35379458
so I can kiss her lower lips as well?

>>35379435
No reason to deal with cosplay shit if you can turn into an actual monster and enjoy all the benefits.

>>35379435
>suddenly a monster girl shows interest in him
Won't happen unless the dude is a born haremfag, or this is an elaborate ploy to get the girl to monsterize.

Assuming the girl actually does love him.

>>35379471
look at her go...

>>35379475
Only if she is your master.

>>35379475
You got a kiss to the lower head, it's only fair she gets a kiss to the lower lips