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THIS guy again

Anyway Yuka duh it's a flowering plant

As long as we remember Cannabis here, there is no weed on Gensokyo.
Canon, bitch.

>>3501271

Explain Yuka's sunflowers.

>>3501265

But would she get mad at you shmoking up her little babies? I sure hope not.

>>3501280

You only asked who had the best, not if they were interested in sharing.

>>3501274


While he's at it, he can explain the grass.

And the trees. And the bushes. And the vegetables. And the-...well, you get the picture.

"medicine" melancholy

Eirin seems like the kind of person who'd be in favor of the use of medical marijuana, and a lot more besides.

>>3501292

There's plenty of mythic grass, trees, bushes, and vegetables.

Sunflowers, however, are not things of myth.

Yuuka, obviously.

Not only she's a flower youkai, she also needs something to keep her from snapping and destroying half of Gensokyo. All of her PoFV dialogue reads like she's high (which is, admittedly, not saying much given your usual Touhou conversation, but still).

>>3501274
A specific forgotten and extinct strand.
Truth is, I have no idea. ZUN is not known for his setting consistency after all, argue about 'canon' is just silly.
Friends?

Marisa grows them behind her house of course.

>>3501263
Look into Reisen's eyes for extra balls-tripping.

I get the feeling Gensokyo doesn't have much in the way of drug laws, or really any laws other than "don't get eaten".

Yukari, probably. She's the only one that has enough contact with the outside.

>>3501307
Marisa only keeps magic mushrooms

>>3501318
Do you think she imports drugs and niggers to sell them for her?

>>3501325

I would not eat anything Marisa gave me without preparing myself, or I might well end up running around screaming 'HOLY FUCK THAT TREE IS EATING THE SKY"

>>3501330
I don't think she sells drugs. Maybe gives some to Rinnosuke cause he's a chill guy.

>>3501330
It's like I'm surrounded by kids, for fucksake.

>>3501334

"No, wait, that's just the Saigyou Ayakashi again"

>>3501335
But why, she has a monopol in Gensokyo. Bring in the niggers and let them sell it to all the people, she gets all those bitches that way.

>>3501350
She gets all them bitches anyway.

And she likes Gensokyo, you know. It's pretty much her creation. She wouldn't pollute it with niggers.

>>3501350
She doesn't need money; she can already get or take whatever she wants anyway.

Gap princess~

>>3501370
>>3501357
>>3501350

The niggers satisfy her sexually

Sanae.
Bitch is fucking high as shit.

>>3501400
Only when under Suwako's influence.

>>3501400

the Moriya shrine is very peaceful

Now we know.

Patchouli.

>>3501263
Gensokyo is full of drunk bitches high on shroom and pills.

>>3501425
Patchy only grows mold.

>>3501440
mmm.... Pachy's moldy bloomers...

The phrase blasted off your tits made me laugh way harder than it should have.

>>3501280
Ripping their ripe reproductive organs off, drying them, and then eating them or burning them.

No, she wouldn't be pissed.
You'd be turned into blood and bone fertiliser

>>3501467

I'm pretty confident I can take her on.

>>3501467

I bet she'd blaze one with you and tell you about nailin' Wriggle.

I mean, you're just appreciating what the plant has to offer.

>>3501494
First of all, you'd need a REALLY big vape. And how are you going to convince Nitori to build you a massive battle bong?

>>3501525

Obviously get Nitori high, and she'll be all like "Man, you know what would be awesome? A bong, but let's make it HUUUGE."

But then she'd get the munchies, I'd go to the fridge and find out we're all out of cucumbers.

Kaguya lays around and plays video games all day. Eirin spends all day making Udonge drink futa potions and having tantric sex with her and Tewi.
You do the math.

>>3501534

The problem with that is the chances of either of you working up enough motivation to try to make a battle bong while stoned are astronomically low.

"Let's make a bong, but make it HUUUUUGE and...oh, holy shit, are you seeing this puddle? Check this out, I can make it do some crazy stuff."

>>3501572

She can control water. You know what that means? UNLIMITED WATERFALLER WORKS

Weed is for niggers

>>3501578
>troll and/or idiot detected

>>3501534
>and find out we're all out of cucumbers.
I see what you did there.

Drugs are for fags.

>>3501584

"Hey man, you know what we could do with all these cucumbers?"

Uranium powered pipe~

>>3501578
>>3501586

samefag

>>3501592
Stop crying, Arc.

>>3501597

Not this shit again...

Drugs aren't any fun.

>>3501623

UnderageB& detected

>>3501623
How else do you think i endured the Army.

>>3501624
>>3501628
Solid willpower is a better substitute.

>>3501632
*blows some dank azz smoke @ u*

>>3501628
You got raped.

Alot.

flandre

I don't think weed would be able to make Gensokyo seem more fucked up than it already is.
You don't need drugs in there, as pretty much everyone seems high as fuck 24/7 and crazy shit happens on a daily basis.