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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.3498569

I hope he adds something simple to it when it is done. Perhaps a little olive oil, basil, and roasted cherry tomatoes?

>> No.3498572

Chinese bird cooks spaghetti

>> No.3498575
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3498575

Angeing.

>> No.3498573

japanese bird is the only thing keeping me alive

>> No.3498582
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>> No.3498607
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Japanese chef rolling soba.

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Japanese bird firing up the floor

>> No.3498633

How does that bird have so many damn jobs, I can't even get one

>> No.3498640

>>3498569
The day he finishes will be the day /jp/ and /g/ collapse.

>> No.3498642

>>3498633
How does it feel to be less talented than somebody with only a beak to work with?

>> No.3498652

>>3498640
But think of the delicious meal that will await.

>> No.3498675
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Kinzoing

>> No.3498689
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>>3498569
Hold on grabbing some now.

>> No.3498694

>>3498689
Everytime, EVERY DAMN TIME I see a variation, I feel scared.

>> No.3498695

Re☆Ported

>> No.3498699
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>>3498694
Almost done~


THE END IS NIGH

>> No.3498710

1. A scientist was experimenting with some stuff and poured something into a pool of water. The pool was in an enclosed room.
2. Someone wanted to go swimming so he jumped into the pool. Still, the dream isn't bad to this point.
3. When the guy tried to get out of the pool, well, it's too horrifying to mention and this is when the nightmare began.
4. Realizing that [censored!] happened, the guy got right back into the pool and started wading around. This part was the boring part, but still scary.
5. The guy then jumped and [censored!] happened. The guy started to feel pain.
6. Someone told the guy that he had to get out of the pool as they were shutting down. This is where the "penne rigate" part comes in, after this.

>> No.3498712

suigining

>> No.3498718
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>> No.3498731

>>3498718
"Duplicate File Detected"

Fuck.

>> No.3498740

>>3498699
STOP THIS PLEASE

>> No.3498753

(:

>> No.3498816

>>3498740
u scared?

>> No.3498834
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milfeulling

>> No.3498910

>>3498564
>>3498689
>>3498699
From what I can see from the bird I could conclude that the japanese bird is in fact a female specimen.

>> No.3498927

>>3498910
Have you seen many female Japanese birds in your time?

>> No.3498931

>>3498927

I had quite a few japanese birds in my time and as such read some literature on them

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>>3498564

>> No.3498943
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Japanese dolphin firing his shotgun

>> No.3498948

>>3498943
Damn you and your revolver.jpg.

>> No.3498949

But of course it's female, it doesn't have a cock.

>> No.3498981
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>>3498941
Mystia makes way better spaghetti.

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>>3498981

>> No.3499020

>>3498816
Terrified.

>> No.3499035

>>3498573

This. This goddammit.

>> No.3499064
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>>3498949
Bird has cock = Bird is male

QED

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>>3498981
Agreed. Night sparrow nuggets are delicious, thus making them the perfect complement for Mokou's cooking.

>> No.3499078

>>3499064
Birds actually don't have penises, male or female.

>> No.3499092
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3499092

Fuck yeah radioactive spaghetti

>> No.3499097
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>>3499092

Mff oh god it's so warm in my mouth

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>>3499092
>>3499097

Add an entire fusion reactor for the finest radiation!

>> No.3499101

>>3498582
I lol'd... then I died a little inside.

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>> No.3499124

This bird has been making the same pot of spaghetti for months now.

If he worked in a restaurant he'd be fired.

>> No.3499299
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Bird.

>> No.3499304

>>3499124
Try a year.

>> No.3499315

>>3499304
it will be a year in november woot

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