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Yeah....it would be great if there was a Touhou that could control black holes...

Who WASN'T a drunkard.

But the expanding universe is just a theory !

>>3481484
Just like evolution, amirite?

>>3481484
A contracting universe isn't much better for immortality.

I'm only 25 and I've already grown bored of way too many things, I don't even wanna imagine what it would be like after 200 years

>>3482472
You're that same guy who said he wants to kill himself shortly in that other thread, aren't you?

They, being immortal, are a source of infinite energy and particles.

They could make entire planets out of Kaguya-Mokou chunks and set them alight for stars with Mokou's magical fire.

Isn't magic such a wonderful cure for physics?

Unfortunately there's that whole "air" problem. Maybe one of Kaguya's treasures can fix it, I dunno.

>>3482490

I just woke up so no, but I'm not surprised someone from /jp/ was considering suicide

Some say the universe is expanding, some say the universe is shrinking, I say the universe is moving.
And that's good enough.
All we definitely have to worry about is proton decay.
And Second Impact.

>>3482501

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/suicideguide.htm

HOW TO KILL YOURSELF: THE COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE

Share it around, and perhaps more /jp/-goers will off themselves.

>>3482501
Not just one. A whole thread full of losers who don't want to live past 30.

>>3482472
Death has even less variation.

>>3482514
Better do something about that then huh?

>>3482511
That's a good idea, the less posters an imageboard has the better the quality, in general.

>>3482494
Air should be the least problem as there should be enough oxygen in the human tissue. Heavy elements could pose a challenge though because without Utsuho you'd need a real big chunk of mass to get carbon burning started.

>>3482511
tl;dr

Man, dying is such a hassle.

>>3482504
What's proton decay again? Put it in laymen's terms.

>>3482556

Congratulations, children!

Wikipedia now has a function so you can understand the fizziks.

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_decay

tl;dr: Floating through nothingness bored out of your mind. Absolutely no light to see, either.

>>3482556
Decay is the dissolution of a material in subatomic particles over a natural lifespan, transforming substance into leser substances in the process. "Nuclear radiation" is probably how you've heard it exemplified best, especially since nuclear radiation can be induced.

>Radioactive decay is the process in which an unstable atomic nucleus spontaneously loses energy by emitting ionizing particles and radiation. This decay, or loss of energy, results in an atom of one type, called the parent nuclide transforming to an atom of a different type, named the daughter nuclide. For example: a carbon-14 atom (the "parent") emits radiation and transforms to a nitrogen-14 atom (the "daughter").

Proton decay is the hypothetical dissolution of the subatomic proton particle into pions and positrons. The theoretical half-life of a proton is 6.6x10^33 years. After the natural occurrence of proton decay, physical matter as we understand it should cease to exist.

>>3482580

Magic fire to make light.

ETERNITY to make whatever-the-fuck eternal.

tl;dr Eientei in space

>>3482465
God created us
we did not evolve

>>3482472

I'm surprised that there aren't more people who want immortality and even want to die early. By immortality I don't mean like Mokou and Kaguya, but just biological immortality where your life can get expanded as long as you have the will to live. I would like to think that before I die some of this technology would become available, but probably not.

Just out of curiosity, how many people would choose to extend their life if they had the choice to do so.

>>3481467
Before it reaches that point eirin would spray the world with The Elixir, making everyone and everything live for eternity. Forever.

>>3482511
I like the one where the suicidee looks like he ripped his head off.

>>3482617
/jp/. ;_;

>>3481467

The last time this thread popped up, it was suggested that the very existence of immortals would create a future where the "heat death" cannot occur.

I'd rather not go into that region of physics. Very uncertain ground.

>>3482648


Since we're all so cool we don't need to be on-topic, let me bring this thread to your attention.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3478715#p3479365

Thoughts? Comments? Observations?

>>3482617
I wish to live forever, /jp/.. !

>>3482648
Nonetheless better than some of the mind numbing shit that floats /jp/ every day.

Wouldn't the process of being relived by the Hourai Elixir as an immortal, if we assume to be in an isolated system, violate the second law of thermodynamics?

>>3482674

As that thread passed, it seems I was busy. Very likely in design class. And also very likely, discussing gender related topics in video games and making myself sound like an idiot.

And attempting to stay on topic, I considered suggesting the Mountain Queen as being on subject, but did not as that would have been suicide... in an academic sense.

>>3482721

Yes.

>>3482721

It does, and very much so. One of many laws it violates.
Sadly, that is the only one I know and understand by heart.

>>3482730

>As that thread passed, it seems I was busy. Very likely in design class. And also very likely, discussing gender related topics in video games and making myself sound like an idiot.

I see. Well, so much for ZUN's theory that you run around on beaches in tight-fitting bathing suits and wow people by throwing cars around and balancing 45 Lb. plates on your fingers.

>>3482823

Well...

Question. Does immortality violate T symmetry? CPT symmetry? It'd be pretty awesome if it did.

>>3482833
>>Helen-kun sleeping in class.jpg

>>3482848
Violation T symmetry would allow one to be mortal again?

>>3482890
No, it'd allow you to never die, even in a time-reversed universe.

Second law of thermodynamics already breaks T-symmetry.