/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34244580
No

>>34244580
m-mommy?

Sorry but I like Maribel more

>>34244580
Auntie!~

Trying to not a HUGE throbbing stretched-to-the-max boner from big sis Yukari's bare feet!

>>34245070
What? In english, please?

>>34245029
She's not your mommy
But you can make her a mommy

>>34245056
TWO CAKES!?!?

I need a hug from Yukari

>>34247532
ask your mom or aunt for that

>>34245044
Aren't they all the same?

>>34247532
Oh no why is she crying?

>>34247532
me too

>cum
say no more

>>34249505
One is big Yukari, the other is smol Yukari

>>34249505
No. That would be like saying Yukari and Alice are the same person.

>>34248041
But, I can't fuck my mom or my aunt

>>34260387
They're not?

>>34272264
No. They aren't.

>>34279448
t-they a-aren't...?

I want to help Yukari make it through her winter hibernation by busting massive loads down her lewd youkai throat while she sleeps!

>>34283039
No. Stop asking.

i cum on yukari's big fat titties

>>34284902
Her eyes are blue.
That's not Yukari anon.

>>34288820
she has colored contact lenses

>>34288820
It's Alice!

>>34292703
>Alice
The loner finally did it.

>>34284902
>>34292703
I dunno man, clearly see Yakumo Yukari there

>>34311290
Have you ever seen Alice and Yukari in the same room? And is it a coincidence that in Satori's manga, both Alice and Yukari just "happen" to be indisposed? I think not.

>>34311330
>And is it a coincidence that in Satori's manga, both Alice and Yukari just "happen" to be indisposed?
... That's a good point

>>34311330
Kaguya and Star Sapphire are actually the same person.
The princess goes out to have fun and pretends to be a fairy

>>34244580
hell, gappy lady, I know you love doing it for hours, but please don't exceed!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4464015?q=yakumo_yukari+

>>34244580
I want to but man that face is making me nervous.

>>34315150
Oh fren, If you only knew all the other faces that she has...

>>34317480
I hope they’re at least nice ones.

>>34323123
She has a really nice ones

>>34329288
What kind of nice ones are we talking here? Cute and happy or maybe something more suggestive?

>>34330682
She has a smile to die for.

>>34330751
With looks that good I can believe it.
Now let's hope it doesn't actually kill you or me...

>>34315150
Why?

>>34333391
That smile and her eyes look like she’s in on a joke that’s going to be at your expense. Nothing but mischief on that alluring face of her’s.

>>34333911
She has a beautiful and sweet face

>>34349161
True, but every rose has its thorns. And I'm kind of worried hers are real sharp.

>>34349725
>And I'm kind of worried hers are real sharp
Well, then Yukari is not for you, you can worship any other worldly 2hu

>>34360897
I still kind of want her though...

>>34361188
Sorry friend, but you don't deserve her

>>34349161
Her face is a lie.

>>34244580
theres a 9/10 chance i won't come out alive if i get near Yukari

Anons do you think that Yukari likes homemade ćhicken nuggets ?

Yukarin is very rude

>>34386588
she's cute tho so she gets a pass

>>34386308
maybe, it depends on how well and delicious you cook

cute yokai, perfect to be the mother of my children

Yeah, no, maybe, I don't know.

>>34405857
You will do that and you will like it

>>34411720
Imagine having Yukari as your older sister.

>>34411991
what kind of older sister? an ''ara ara'' sister or a ''baka baka'' sister?

>>34412612
Considering the look she’s giving us I’d say she’s “ara ara”.

>>34245029
*grandma

I love you Yukari-sama! You're still the strongest in my retarded headcanon!

>>34424421
there's no point arguing over who's the strongest in 2hu, their powers are so vague and it's completely pointless anyway.

>>34423523
Fuck you grandma

Yukari is strong but not all powerful.

>>34381670
if she has an ulterior motive, then yeah. That sounds about right.

>>34443658
so lovely...

>>34311330
I mean, there's no way Yukari can grow her hair out and change her mannerisms in short notice.

>>34311424
>Kaguya and Star Sapphire are actually the same person.
I refuse to believe that! Even with Eirin's shady drugs, there's no way Kaguya can go between two lives and be in two places at once!

Yukarin makes other people cosplay as Renko when she gets lonely...

>>34462608
Why Renko?

>>34399348
the most fertile of all hus

>>34349725
Hers are sharp like obsidian, but she wouldn't hurt you if she likes you

>>34464108
Now that begs the question: how does one get Yukari to like you?

>>34464614
that's a question you wont know the answer to until you either succeed or horribly fail
and in either case, she'll make sure you wont be able to escape from her embrace

>>34464719
It sounds like she’ll win in the end in either case. I just hope that her embrace isn’t too tight.
Or lethal.

>>34463210
The forbidden fruit...

i can give you a big cum in yor mouth too :D

>>34463210
Merry > Renko
Yukari > Reimu (only in theory)

>>34474913
Oh now I see

>>34466249
She wouldn't break her new husband, that'd be a waste

>>34260387
No it wouldn't, unless you're joking or whatever

>>34479323
Well that’s a relief. She’d still make for an intimidating wife but she would be worth it.

>>34464614
Well, to be honest and realistic, Yukari is very smart, strong and powerful, you have to be incredibly interesting for her to decide maintain a relationship with you, I think that is the only way that happens.

>>34480274
Naturally. She won’t settle for zirconium or any other common gem. She wants a diamond of a person that would captivate her for a good while. But then you have to also wonder how long that interest can be maintained and what she might do if she were to grow bored with them?

>>34483350
Diamonds aren't rare at all
Their price is artifically inflated by a monopoly

>>34484929
Good point, she’s way better than that then.

>>34480274
The other way is a "heart wants what the heart wants" situation, wherein for reasons unknown to her, she just absolutely adores a person in particular, despite them not meeting her normal standards

>>34468801
now kiss

>>34483350
>She wants a diamond of a person
That's the equivalent of saying she'd settle for a commoner.

i love yandere yukari

>>34511991
Source please?

>>34513303
ハクマヨスケジュールAM

>>34519348
Which site is that for, I forget

>>34511991
Is this the one where she drugs him into a stupor and kills his family?

>>34525259
I thought they just gave him drugs to forget about his past life in the outside world.

>>34511991
Youkai are zealously possessive creatures

>>34527493
Yakumo property.

Yukarin is so elegant but horny

>>34533173
I really, really, want to suck those

post yucurry

>>34244580
*grandma

>>34525259
yeah and also pic related

>>34565077
Ran looks visibly depressed

>>34574539
Tart trying to steal her man.

>>34565077
How does it end
Pain and suffering for all, or does Yukari recover and crawl back from the abyss

>>34580174
he got mindbroken

>>34581235

>>34580174
also to add
looks like they're happy with each other

>>34581329

>>34581329
Yukari is going to self destruct once he dies of old age

>>34590411
He'll get youkainized or something.

>>34594685
His children definitely will be

>>34244580
Yukari is such an old hag, still calling herself big sister.

>>34598341
>"You mated with her?"

>>34606202
I'll fuckin do it again

>>34581248
What a bait and switch.

>>34606202
I'm not even from Gensokyo, your bullshit faggot laws explicitly don't apply to me you mensturating nazi cunt, FUCK OFF

>>34613951
It's more she's disgusted by you, in the same way that you might be by a 20 year old man having sex with a 90 year old woman.

Yukarin is very o

>>34283210
I wonder what Yukari's mouth feels like sucking cock...

>>34616503
I'm very sure that she will do a very good job to her husband, but you should be her husband

>>34613822
Big family.

>>34626930
Its what she deserves

>>34598341
a yokai can get impregnated by a human?

>>34616503
Razor blades and sandpaper.

>>34631984
fuck off dumb anon

>>34634983
Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dad.

>>34631853
Yes. Rinnosuke. And Japanese mythology has plenty of halfbreeds.

>>34639878
mom says stop being mad at internet people, you dumb

>>34606202
Oh piss off you quoteless shrine maiden.
You wouldn't touch Yukari's offspring anyway no matter the lineage.

>>34606202
Yes! I mated with her, she moaned and cried tears of joy as you have no idea and hell, I would do it again, now fuck off, pick up the coins that people throw in the streets, you beggar whore

What would be the consequences/rewards of mating with Yukari?

>>34659379
Pros: your children will be superhumanly strong and intelligent, and you'll have an immensely powerful guardian to protect you from other youkai

Cons: she'll probably kill and eat any women you talk to out of jealousy, and see absolutely no issue in it due to her alien morality, if she has any sense of morality at all

>>34244580

>>34659420
Yukarin is a predator...

>>34659379
+You'll be fed, kept safe, spoiled, possibility of becoming a youkai to extend your life, your kids will be healthy

-You are hers and no one else's, socializing only with those whom Yukari seems acceptable, you'll be dragged into incidents from time to time.

>>34663815
>you'll be dragged into incidents from time to time.
Unlikely. At most, she'll use you as a way to entertain herself or come up with ways to create it.

>>34659379
Pros: you will always be loved to death
Cons: you will always be loved to death

>>34659415
>>34663815
What if I had an affair with Ran and/or Chen? Would she hurt them, or would she lock me in her room for the rest of my life?

>>34684983
there are not words in any language that adequately describes the level of agony she'd inflict upon you for cheating on her

>>34684983
What a retard.

>>34684983
Impossible. You would never want another woman after spending time with Yukari

>>34361188
Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentences.

>>34688497
Why not.

>>34689389
No, go back I don't wanna go to Gensok

scooping the inside of Yukari's butthole with the index finger of my left hand (my fap hand)

>>34684514
>cons

>>34696218
finding buried treasure inside of Yukari's caverns!

>>34698196
yeah, cons

>>34699676
what caverns?

>>34513303
(C87) [Midorineko (Midori)] Gensou Konintan - Kyou (Touhou Project)

>>34464614
Im just some average joe doing my own stuff, so the answer is no Yukari would never like me to begin with, because im just average.

>>34722868
Maybe she likes you regardless. Not your magical powers or status.

>>34722868
Same here. The best we could probably hope for is that she’ll enjoy messing with us for a bit.

>>34723796
Goddamn she’s gloriously thick.

>>34731944
Gappy likes you
She's gonna collect you now

>>34739334
W-what does she mean by “collect”? I’m not a toy.

>>34739420
Shhh, boy toy.

>>34689483
it looks tight

>>34739771
Nope i ain't one of Yukari's toys to play around with.

>>34739771
I’m scared but intrigued.
I hope she’s nice and isn’t one to break her toys.

>>34740708
You're very special to her. Worry not.

>>34740825
But what about my friends and family? They’ll wonder where I’ve gone?

>>34741048
if they start being a problem, she'll just eat them
You don't need them, you only need her because you're going to be hers forever

>>34741057
O-oh. Well, then I’d ask her not to do that and hope she cares enough to listen. I’ll miss them but they’ll be alive and at least I’ll be with a pretty and smart youkai lady forever.

>>34741125
Just keep her pregnant and caring for children and she'll be too busy to harm them

Wasn't there another Yukari thread

purple or gold?

>>34748473
Purple.

me in the middle

>tfw no yandere yokai wife

>>34684983

>>34745666
A baby in her arms, another in her belly, and even more children all around her
a very effective way to pacify a dangerous youkai

>>34757202
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING ANON-KUN

>>34768089
Himself.

Yukarin is the youkai of personal boundaries (which she freely violates with reckless abandon).

hag

>>34771708
I will willingly let her violate my boundary

Yukari is the gap

>>34783166
Yukarin is not fat
She is lithe and healthy

>>34783166
Rockin' that hag body!

>>34764776
I want to kiss that belly

So, would you do it?

>>34812841
I will do anything to please Yukari, and I mean ANYTHING

>>34812921
Prove it

>>34244580
ぎゅ～

>>34812921
even kill your parents?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4533237?

>>34833608
Getting a hand job from Yukari, while Ran fondles your ball sack. How sus

>>34768738
He can't do that

YukaYuyu teasing
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4369411

>>34850634

>>34850634
yukari is a such whore

>>34828699
Only if its what Miss Yukari wants. I would devote my entire life to her for her enjoyment

>>34853868
if was a shit test, anon
you failed
Yukari wants a husband with a spine, not a limp dick faggot
only the worthy may give her children

>>34850634

>>34867119
Hag butt suck!

You ever sometimes wonder what Yukari’s basement is like where she keeps people? Do you think they’re just cold barely furnished cells or spartan yet comfortable enough rooms?

>>34887456
Yukari keeps me in bed next to her while she hibernates so it is really warm in bed I don't even know where the basement is.

>>34887488
Luv nest.

>>34887488
>>34887518
Luck you then. Enjoy your warm and happy gappy.

>>34887629
Gappy was made to be happy

>>34901724
Is she lightweight?

>>34901761
she is youkai
mortal alcohol has no effect on her
however, calling her heavy in any way for any reason will likely result in your spine imploding

>>34901761
Yukari doesn't weigh a lot. So yeah, maybe. I don't know. It'll be rude to ask her something like that.

>>34455869
Manipulate her boundary of long and short hair

>>34901834
Aaa, cold fingers.

>>34901724
Yukari abducting you to eat you!
Being such good company that she reconsiders!
Becoming genuine friends with Yukari and getting invited to stay at her villa as a guest!
Spending more time with Yukari and making her happy!

>>34904611
Damn that sucks, I wanted her to eat me.

>>34904611
I have to wonder what would make you good company for Yukari? Obviously begging wouldn’t work on someone like her. And complimenting her too much would probably be seen as a desperate attempt at kissing up to her.

>>34905257
Trolling her back.

>>34905257
You know how to fan her.

>>34480274
I'm a high IQ retarded manchild, I'm lazy as fuck, I eat a ton without growing fat, and I would definitely commit an hero if I had a good reason to. I only need to get pink hair and huge tits and she'll be mine !

Very trendy and hip.

>>34907971
>I eat a ton without growing fat
How awful for you.
Why do people who dont work out ever think this is a negative?

>>34907971
>I eat a ton without growing fat
a trait held by all teenagers
once you become an adult, that power is going to vanish

>>34907971
Ah, yes. Another walking contradiction.
>without growing fat
It's amazing. Just don't look forwards to growing older since your metabolism will eventually get worse.

>>34923921
Analog art has something special about them.

>>34929819
analog is the only good art

There's something about Yukari that pisses me off to no end.
I want to hatefuck her.

Big sis?

https://youtu.be/rupoPYUSE0w?t=539

You are welcomed home.

>>34947934
I want to substantially increase the size of Yukari's family

>>34947934
I don't remember living here

>>34947934
I prefer normal sized Chen.

>>34953051
I like the unnaturally glowing youkai eyes.

>>34907971
>I only need to get pink hair and huge tits and she'll be mine
No, that will not work, in fact it would be a serious mistake, it would be a very bad taste joke, in the best case she would blow your body with a single punch, in the worst case she would send you as food to a place with extradimensional beings or some similar shit

>>34955594
Your children will have them too once Yukari's done with you

>>34956921
Well that's kinda ominous.

>>34464614
Become good friends with Renko and very good friends with Maribel, join the secret sealing club, then wait
Yukari should appear any day to take you away

>>34957066
Yukari's belly will turn your children into big and strong youkai

>>34960467
Honestly I have doubts, how strong is the human-youkai mix? Would having a child with a yokai enhance the traits that the human father can inherit? Would the human father's genes hamper the yokai mother's traits? I have a lot of interest in that

>>34971675
almost all the perks of a youkai, but with none of the downsides
rather than being immortal, they merely live a few centuries
rather than being nigh unkillable, they're just really fucking strong and durable
Half youkai are pretty much Space Marines

>>34971675
See Rinnosuke. Like >>34979209 said the offspring would be a watered down youkai, but still greater than a normal human.

>>34955594
eyes glowing under your bedsheets!

>>34986261
I'm trying to sleep here.

>>34986416
No sleeping yet, Yukari needs her protein meal!

>>34986261
That would make for a nice nightlight.

>>34245070
God imagine the smell

>>34905619
How do you intend to troll an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient reality-bending demon?

>>34992855
by realizing she is none of those things save being a daemon, and channeling my own inner power

>>34992917
Standing up to Yukari is probably one of the few ways to make her like you
Not be disrespectful, her ego wont allow that to go unpunished, but merely display you have a spine and wont be cowed

>>34992855
Basically this >>34994944.
You can always troll her verbally a bit.

>>34986261
beautiful and divine eyes glowing under your bed sheets!

Hag
a
g

>>34244580
YukaRei OTP.

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

>>35007167
Oldielocks

>>34943114
I thought I had more images like this, but I can't find them.

Hi, nothing to see here. Just fixing my hat.

>>35022952
Yukari became a vtuber?
I don't think a girl her age will attract many simps.

>>35022952
Why is she so jittery.

>>35022690
goddamn

>>35022690
PLUMP

>>35023610
Parkinsons disease

>>35023610
A low amount of smoothing makes the movements look sharper, but artifacts become more visible. More smoothing on the other hand makes the motion look unnatural and more like h*lolive.
>>35023283
Not a vtuber, just attending online classes.

>>35033111
Since when does Yukari take online classes?

>>35035573
since online classes became a thing
why would she ever be against acquiring more knowledge about things
cycling through university subjects ensures she's always up to date on what's new

What does Yukari smell like?

>>35035623
Like a refined escort

>>35035623
Cheap perfume and wine

>>35035720
>Like a refined escort
Are you calling Yukari a whore?

>>35036279
It feels like you're being rude.

Yukari's confidential document is so powerful that two lesser gods would fight over it using two entire nations as their respective proxies.

>>35021285

Yukari must be lonely without any real male companionship.

>>35042958

>>35042958
She has a pet fox and cat. She isn't lonely at all!

>>35043086
Lonely catfox lady.

>>35043086
Sometimes she's lonely in a way Ran and Chen can't fix

>>35043177
What kind of lonely?

>>35043747
She wants sex. With a man.

>>35036312
Yes, she is a high end one, you gonna need a fortune to pay for her services.

>>35041612
Perhaps I am, but in a way that would lead to teasing and eventually Yukari bullying me in a way that I thoroughly enjoy

>>35046965
Ew! S*x is gross!

>>35047706
but Yukari wants to be a mommy
she needs you, anon

>>35047931
But sex is like with fluids n stuff! Ewww!

>>35047969
I agree with the anon, she wants to be a mom, she needs to make a sacrifice, fluids is nothing and she will enjoy it

>>35048042
She's very happy you agreed to be her husband

>>35043177
I don't quite get it.
They've been with eachother for a while now so it shouldn't come as a surprise that there's not much new to experience with them.

It's a hot summer day and you should cool down by swimming with her.

>>35061202
When Yuk’s around things are always hot.

>>35022690
That's it. No more eating before hibernation.

Yukarin is the type to hug during sex and not let go for like ten minutes afterwards.

Shameless Slut

>>35066502
What makes you think she’s the warm hugger type?

>>35066941
Because I asked her why she was always hugging me while we have sex.

>>35066968
This is a really cute pic of Yukari, thanks anon

>>35066968
beware that she doesn't leglock you too

>>34247454
GEE BILL!

Reminder to win Yukari’s whole heart you should call her Maribel.

>>35067357
Yukari will keep your babies very happy and well fed
the very strongest children come from her

>>35066968
Lucky you then. I wouldn’t let go either and hug her right back.

>>35066968
Nuzzling is mandatory.

>>35075828
Cuddling with gappy