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3444078 No.3444078 [Reply] [Original]

You know realise that you are all obsessed with the characters of a vertical scrolling shooting game series with little depth, unless you count quick cliche conversations as depth.

>> No.3444079

But I'm not obsessed with Touhou.

>> No.3444083
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3444083

The difference from every other series is that they are only NEARLY blank slates.
They are neither completely blank nor filled out.
This way, we may paint our own pictures, and inject our own depth.
A wonderful universe of one's own creation.

Perfect for introspectives like us.

>> No.3444085

EoSD dialogues were witty and the storyline was pretty damn good.

>> No.3444098

>>3444085
wwwww...w

>> No.3444104

Touhou is secret Japanese brain-washing propaganda tools against foreign devils. Developed during J. Koizumi leadership.

>> No.3444140

>>3444104
Koizumi is the best Japanese PM ever.

>> No.3444154
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3444154

I don't care about story depth. I play touhou because the characters are deliciously cute.

>> No.3444172 [DELETED] 

>>3444077
> Old. I read this on http://www.ansntalk.com/ (sn = on) last night.
I came buckets.

>> No.3444189

>>3444140

You are now realizing that Obama is the American equivalent to Koizumi.

Manually.

>>3444078

The depth isn't in the games. Its in the writing. By writing I mean the books and manga Zun writes.

>> No.3445179

So what?
Am I supposed to feel bad?
Seriously, troll harder.

>> No.3445194

>>3444078
>>3444085
>>3444085

You know what the worst part about it is?

It's not even a good game. There are far better shmups out there. The only things Touhou has going for it are the moeblob characters and the music. Probably the bullet patterns, but that's about it.

>> No.3445199

>>3444154
You could have just surf Danbooru for it.

>> No.3445216

I'm only in it for the porn

>> No.3445231

>>3444189
Obama capitalist pig

>> No.3445234

>>3445194

Because i totally need an irrefutable, logical and holeproof argument to you know, *like* something.
Crap, how the fuck did I manage until 4chan trolls started to command me what to do and think?

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3445264

>>3444189

>By writing I mean the books and manga Zun writes.

The manga is a steaming pile of shit.

The books are roundly ignored by everyone on /jp/. Anon denounces them as being unreliable sources of information, and to be disregarded.

>> No.3445267

>>3445194
>only has good music and bullet patterns
>Danmaku shooter
>not good
That's pretty good logic.

>> No.3445281

>>3445264
Hi arc, hope you've had a good day today.

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3445285

Yes.

I also like Pokemon for its little depth.

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