/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33884810
>>33884849
I'm going to drive local monsters and Lilims in charge of their realms crazy by specializing in evasive and illusion magic!

I'm going to teleport right into the Lilim's dining hall and steal all her pastries during a feast!

What monster would make a good rival for a dragon?

>>33884891
griffons

>>33884891
Canonically speaking it's griffons

Dun-dun-dun-dun-du-dun-dun-du-dun

Ear fluffs

Always go for the loli member in your party.

What would happen if you tell this to a Dragon?

New wife picture! Undead make bad priests!

>>33884993
i see youre also a fan of hots

Manticores are just MERE catgirls with a higher power level
Prove me wrong

>>33884923
Can she play Sea Shanty II?

>>33885026
No but she can play the song that plays in Barbarian Village really well

>>33884993
>Undead Whitemane
please don't do this

>>33884993
Pontifex Maximus?

>>33884993
She looks like she gets bullied by an overleveled half naked paladin

I need MEAT!

>>33885080
Sorry, no meat here. Only fat.

>>33885012
No, because two barbs and a session of tailpussy milking is all it takes for you yourself to get MERE'd yourself

>>33884861
>Minotaurs are comfy too!
I'd say Minotaurs are primary choice for comfy.

>ywn be trapped on a spaceship with a deranged AI who is constantly hunting you down with a legion of automatons all acting as her physical body, as well as the station itself
>Locking doors to trap you in a room with the automatons until you find a way to escape
>Using manipulator limbs to try and hold you down and remove your pants while the automatons move in
>Turning off gravity in certain rooms to leave you floating helplessly while the sound of the magnetized feet of the automatons grows closer
>Making it to an escape pod and launching off only to be caught in a tractor beam and pulled back to the station
>Being rescued by a salvage crew only to learn, years later, she managed to follow you by infecting software around you and will do anything to bring you back to the station
>Eventually being caught and brought back to the station where she ensures you understand the full extent of her love for you and marrying you on the spot after figuring out which of the hunter models get the best reaction out of you

>>33885141
Only as long as we can expand our automaton empire through the galaxy. I want to build some kilometer long battleship daughterus.

>>33885141
>>33885156
Look at you, hacker!

I want Deonora to turn into a mere mammal, obsessed with worshiping her majestic draconic body!

BTW are there dragon cultists (beside ryus)? How do I become a dragon priest?

>>33885198
I don't know, but I sure hope KC gives us a dragon god so my wife has another deity to worship.

>>33885225
tiamat girl the 5 headed dragon

>>33885254
I meant an official MGE dragon god, but he could totally use Tiamat if he wanted.

>>33885254
>So, what's your chimera wife made up of?
>dragon
>Okay, what else?
>dragon
>Uhh... you already said that, what else has she got in her-
>DRAGON

>>33885264
its no different then him using hel as god of the underworld, tiamat is the mother of dragons in babylon, the 5 heads is a dnd thing

>>33885264
Were there any canon Dragon gods in MGE?

You have been visited by the vampire of comfy sleeping. Good rests and wonderful dreams will come to you if you type “Sleep well comfy vamp!” in this thread.

>>33885416
Sleep well comfy vamp!

>>33885198
You don't need to worship a ryu. You can worship any dragon. I'm sure she who'll be your wife will be very happy

>>33885416
If I want wonderful dreams I can just ask for a cutie nightmare horse to invade my dreams

>>33885385
I don't think he's ever mentioned a dragon god, which is why I wish there was one. Plus, I think Hathor (or some similar deity) should be added as well. You'd think a god governing fertility would be a favorite among monsters.

Dragons make me happy

>>33885416
>open vampire coffin
>"Fool! You've released me back into the- Hey, why are you getting in with me? Don't clos-"

>>33885416
My mind flayer wife has gotten rid of my ability to have bad dreams, or any negative thoughts for that matter. I am physiologically incapable of not loving her. Sleep well comfy vamp.

>>33885584
Little do you know she was just going to pull you in with her so you could replace the pillow she is nibbling on.

>>33885566
Me too, anon.

>>33885616
How can bogeys even compete

>>33885650
What if she wakes up a hundred years later with a much plumper body from all the blood she sleep-drank and a severely dehydrated husband?

>>33885566
Dragons look best clad in fire. The one strong enough to burn them that is.

>>33885723
Then I would be happy to have been making her so happy during her long sleep.

>>33885723
Not to worry. husband will have something to drink in the coffin.

>>33885566
Anon also makes dragon happy

>>33885772
Is it vamp milk?

A reminder that Order boys are all miserable and the only cure for their sadness is a high density dose of monster pussy and ass.

You get Isekaid to MGE without knowing the language. A Tanuki offers to help you study, do you accept?

>>33885829
How do I know what she's offering if I don't speak her language? Seems sus

>>33885829
I go full German tourist mode and substitute my lack of ability to speak any language, that people speak there with raising my voice and angry shouting.

>>33885566
i want to make a dragon zombie happy, they deserve it

>>33885837
She used gestures to get the idea across.
>>33885829
Not much choice there. It would be more convenient to find a spellcaster that knows a spell that will impart the knowledge of the local language, but there's no way to find and ask them without speaking the language in the first place.

>>33885850
>full German tourist mode
I thought that meant you just go to the nearest warehouse and start driving a forklift around.

Man, I sure did have the wrong idea about danukis, I had to borrow a large sum of money from one out of desperation, and even though payday came up and I was still very short on cash, she offered to let me work it off instead of crushing me financially.
Kinda weird that my place of employment will be her home though, specifically her bedroom. I guess I'm gonna work as a butler or something. Wish me luck, guys!

>>33886012
Very Shenmue of you.

>>33886012
Kek, nah that would make every single mamono wet and they jump me at instant. And I need to find my wife first.

>>33886017
>Anon haven't realized that he's already financially crushed and is at the mercy of the danuki's palm
You must now devote a lifetime service to her. Remember, you're here forever

>>33886012
No, that's digging out a hole in the beach.

>>33886017
>>33886060
I rather be a debt slave to a creeping coin.

>>33886115
You don't owe anything to a creeping coin, though.

>>33886115
You're going to have to pay back every cent at the universally agreed upon trade. One creampie per every penny.

>>33886124
>universally agreed upon trade
[Citation needed]

>>33886133
Don't you trust the Danuki stock market?

>>33886060
He will be crushed financially and soon his hips will be crushed via intense nuki mating sex.

I want a story about Danuki getting blueballed by a cute /biz/ neet who makes bank on crypto and has no financial needs except for tendies and his camper he lives, plays vidya and workouts in.

Remember Anon, Your wife wouldn't want You to be sad.

>>33886175
>Danuki surely has Anon cornered now, there is no way he can scrape up enough cash in the three days he has to pay off his debt, he will belong to her before the week is over
>The next day Anon pays it all off after four and a half hours of /biz/ shitposting

>>33886276
>she has to go in debt herself to convince Bogdanoffs to dump eet
>yes they are also in MGE world as they are extradimensional beings

>>33886175
it's only a matter of time before his luck runs out and he ends up homeless, letting a tanuki's desire marinate will only make his fall from grace ever more painfull

>>33886266
Is that why my Bicron wife keeps getting Yetis and Bogey to come over and fuck me?
I do like the cuddle orgies but still.

Beware who stalks you in the night
Beware the she-wolf and her bite
Her mystic lips tell only lies

>>33885141
I don’t get this reference, but I love the idea of a yandere AI.

Jabberwock when???

>>33886599
I wouldn’t care if someone like her was stalking me. She gives off real big tomboy childhood friend vibes.

>>33886621
what are you talking about

>>33886017
>tfw no MG sugar momma
Can I please die now?

>>33886666
No megasatan, your punishment must be more severe

>>33886653
you know, Jabberwock, the dog-like beast that famous book written by a British pedo?.
the poem above kinda reminded me of him, and the fact that wonderland still doesn't have an analogous mamono.

>>33886712
Not sure what this is about

>>33884951
That's forbidden mofu. Very sensitive

>>33886712
I mran I know every man is a pedo until proven otherwise but I don't see what this has to do with this thread

>>33886727
honestly, does she even count? the Jabberwock literally had a bulldog head, our jabby is just a spicy dragon

>>33886712
>>33886741
it wasnt ever a dog, it was mostly a dragon, you might be getting it mixed up with the bandersnatch

>>33886793
holy shit you're right, got them mixed up. sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug

>childhood friend minotaur is just a little bit bigger than you as kids
>she teases you about height, strength, everything
>every year that passes she gets increasingly bigger and teases you more and more about it

>>33886897
this but reversed. bullying a midget minotaur that had the audacity to think she would outgrow you for her shortness and lack of secondary sexual characteristics would bring great pleasure for the likes of me.

>>33886932
After years of you bullying her, she hits her growth spurt and shoots up a couple feet.
Then she cracks her knuckles menacingly.

>>33886945
surely, mamono mana and inexplicable fate bullshit would keep such a gruesome event from ever happening, right?

>>33887030
sorry anon, but mamono mana and fate dictate your pelvis will be turned to dust
you are stuck with this extra big mino forever

>>33886897
>desmugging a bully monster by moving out to other city for university, without telling her
I still wish that Anon who wrote a greentext about dropping a job, in which he was blackmailed by a Manticore finished his job. It was coming along nicely.

>>33887063
if push comes to shove, I will just spike her food with imperceptibly small amounts of pedomorphing potion until the desired bullying height is achieved is once again achieved

I wanna dick a black harpy.
I wanna lick inside her mouth.
I wanna kiss her butthole and give it come tongue.
I wanna hold her close to me every night
I wanna make her smile every day

>>33887309
Black harpies are the best girls and deserve all of this and more.
Good on you anon.

>>33885829
>Anon begins nodding so fast his neck breaks from the whiplash alone.
>Tanuki proceeds to steal the shirt off his dead back as it was all a ploy to begin with, but this just makes it ten times easier.

Goats

>>33887436
I prefer my goat waifus without horsecocks.

>>33887309
This but with Tengu.

>>33887469
Well there's no problem then since space goats don't have any

good morning, wurms are a good choice for a wife

>>33887601
I was meant to write that one story of the girl who became one
I need to actually empty that idea bucket of mine

>>33887601
Can I be friends with wurmy, if I'm married?

>>33887708
yeah, just friends tho

>>33887566
I like the more wild aspect of black harpies. They're equally as intelligent as crow tengus, but they're more sociable and more forward. I think that'd work well for me since I'm neither of those. Opposites attract and all.

>>33887708
Only if you're married to bicorn

reminder that licking fruits are literally just geoducks, an extremely phallic animal that Japanese people eat alive.

>>33887783
based

Who do you blame for your eventual attraction to your waifu/favourite species? As an additional challenge, guess the girl based on the character/s

For me, it's Lady Elvira Grey from Fable I & II and Sylvanas Windruner from Warcraft 3 and World Of.

>>33884993
Undead make the best priests.

be wary of how you dress in front of monsters, showing a bit of chest is flirting, no shirt is asking for it. So don.t wear loose t-shirts to hide your body. This will cause monsters to be curious about what's underneath Wearing pants that are LOOSE are also a no-go, so try wearing TIGHT clothing that show off your body if you wish to lower chances of rape. THIS HAS BEEN THE ANON RAPE PREVENTION TEAM

>>33887863
for me, puppies and having dogs in general, because they have the most amount of love for you while not always being that bright

>>33887863
My waifu is a Night Gaunt. I really like chaos monsters and the transformation powers they give their husbands. But besides that my love of kuudere girls, submissive girls, and latex bodysuits probably came from Rei Ayanami from Evangelion. She was my fist waifu. At this point the Night Gaunt is the only monster I would ever want to be with.

>>33887927
please, do not dick your dogs. or at least wait until they become siths.

>>33887964
no, the concept of although, they don't know much, they know they love you,

>>33887863
Weirdly enough, I can't actually point at any character that would 'prepare' me for my eventual monster waifu. I guess Medusas and Nagas from (Heroes of) Might and Magic series, Sirens, Arachnes from Castlevania Aria of Sorrow were my introduction to the concept of monstergirl.
As for the personality? No idea, really.

>>33887783
I'm pretty sure it's a magic banana.

>>33887942
Funny, my first ever anime crush was Asuka so all my waifu types are built around her - flat-chested, smart, moody, kinda bitch but tsundere for (You)

>>33888007
still. the resemblance is uncanny, down to the squirting liquids everywhere part.
the only difference is that geoducks are animals, alive, and move a fucking lot.

>>33887964
Sith? Where are they gonna learn the Dark Side of the Force?

>>33887863
I like dumb girls that is all

>>33888120
Well since they are dogs they're more adept in the Bark Side

>>33887309
I just watched Black Swan, this bird is more elegant than you can possibly imagine.

>>33887309
pickle-pee

you dare mock the son of a shepherd!

So where do I apply to become a semen pump for a succubus?
I have no worth outside of being used as a food source for them.

>>33888191
Pump a rum

>>33888202
Dass rite David

>>33888224
Just summon one

>>33888241

>Don't Dead, Open Inside

But what does it mean...?

>>33888313
It's a Twin Peaks reference. Doesn't the zombie looks exactly like Laura Palmer?

>>33888244
well, then have at thee, foul scum

>>33888313
Anyone got a link to the whole thing?
I can't seem to be able to find it.

Marry classical monster grills anon.

>>33888425
https://twitter.com/redzedhead/status/1268535854185644034?s=20

>>33888457
>star-shaped birthmark
SONO CHI NO SADAME

>>33888480
Definitely gonna go with the ghouls for sure. The most violent, cock-crazed ones they got. I think 5 of them will do.

>>33884861
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1616517933027.webm

>>33888527
begone, /pol/

what traditions would monster girls have? would they celebrate the first time that a boy busted a nut and had the ability to impregnate someone for the first time

>>33888527
Who let /pol/ out of their containment board?

>>33888701
monsters most likely celebrate first menstruations, just like we do, only dads are probably expected to remain as far away as possible from their daughter, at least until they get used to their newfound urges.
unless they are into that.

>>33888701
I imagine it varies with species; I can picture Manticores congratulating their daughterus on first producing working venom, or Wights when their daughters first manifest claws et cetera et cetera

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/74513361
All battle mansion stories are now on AO3, as usual the glaring issues ahave been tweeked

All thats left are the roullettes

>>33888798
afaik monsters don't menstruate
most animals don't aswell, huh

>>33886266
The urge to cuddle with this friendly looking manticore is immense

>>33887863
>blame
She's such a unique design that the only person I can blame is myself. Reading through the encyclopedia entry, envisioning scenarios with her, etc. made her easily the very best in my mind. If anything the raw human emotion of >must protect her cute smile is what influenced it.

>>33888824
Does that mean they don't have hymens either?

>>33888866
Greenworm?

>>33887879
What if I dress like a woman as disguise? I heard that monsters only rape men

Mind flayers are underappreciated. I am not able to think of any monster who can compete with mind flayers in any way.

>>33888928
They do have hymens - I remember some guy mentioning this n in KC's QnA and KC answered as if hymen's existence is given - and so do most mammals

>>33888187
fkin kek

>>33888995
are you an alp anon, cause that's how you become an alp

>>33888945
perhaps

>>33888998
Give me a rundown

>>33888523
I'll just have one tenta-ghoul hybrid. I think my body can't handle more without losing sanity

>>33888811
sweet

can I fight with my dick out as a distraction for monster girls

>>33889072
Do you have a garden anon? You should grow some nice lush leafy greens for IRL green worms. It's karma, I'm sure she'll smile.

>>33889092
>life was terrible
>always feel confused, self-conscious, conflicted and alone
>meet mind flayer
>fall in love
>never confused because she helps me think
>never self-conscious because she took away my ability to feel that
>never conflicted because she instilled complete devotion in me
>never alone because she turned me into a little squid who is always on her
More of you need to submit. I could not be happier.

>>33888998
The idea that they get embarrassed with public hand-holding makes them very cute girls that is until you get back home and it's bedroom time if she's felling kind she'll only mindbreak you twice tonight

>>33888811
Nice work

>>33889195
to avoid getting raped? Yeah. Whipping out your dick counts as consent, so it won't be rape

>>33888998
I agree, my BEEG tomboy loli daughterwife childhood friend momster Mindflayer wife is all I could ever need! She perfectly fulfills every wish I've ever had, as if those wishes were hers to begin with!

>>33889298
who can resist such a cute expression

>>33888998
Given that orgasms build up from what parts of your body your brain thinks is pleasurable, would a flayer be able to make your entire body your erogenous zone? Temporarily, of course. No ones wants to experience that permanently, right?

>>33889377
Flayer can do whatever (she makes) you want.

>>33889000
LOL, none of the monsters on the game bleed.

>>33889215
Yes I do

>>33889377
inbf mesugaki mindflayer reprograms your mind so that pulling your little finger causes you to cum on your pants.

>>33889398
Truly. I remember there being a shitload of KC QnAs about Flayers and stuff. One being where a Flayer can make you live out a fantasy of being a pre-DL Orc violating your who thinks she's a hero. Of course it's all in your mind but it's crazy the possibilities here.

>>33886314
>he just buys the dip

It's time to watch The Snyder Cut again!

>>33889406
Good stuff, very wholesome anon. Don't forget to set aside some room for yourself though, home grown food is amazing, and very reassuring.

>>33889498
He should do another cut to remove the sequel bait now that they confirmed that the series is over

>>33889215
I've been planting flowers for the humble bumblebees

>>33889538
Nothing is over! Nothing!

>>33887863
i just like reptiles and arthropods because im a guy, and giant flying fire breathing reptiles are cool, but undead dragons are even cooler, which i can blame my fascination on the undead on watching jason and argonauts and 7th voyage of sinbad on vhs too much.

Quick you need to save your pharaoh childhood friend from being graped how do you stop the evil apophis to ensure the kingdom stays bright?

>>33886175
I want a story about an anon falling head over heels for a danuki, and when the subject of /biz/ comes up, he confesses how he's cursed, and that he buys the top and panic sells the bottom. And how he'd absolute love for a money raccoon to take care of the finances and make those decisions for him. Meanwhile, she's getting a danuki-boner and is consumed with an overwhelming urge to take him in under her striped tail and make him a /biz/ god for just a few dickings a day

>>33889623
Lmao, no way fag.
>teleports to holstaur plains

>>33889538
This but add more instead along the lines of the trailer Joker lines that didn't make it in.

>>33889623
Tell the Apophis that graping the pharaoh would mean she is NTRing you. While she hesitates to consider if that does constitute as NTR, the pharaoh has the opportunity to gain the upper hand.

>>33889623
I egg the apophis on, and she gets frustrated at me for not acting the part of being the concerned hubby.
>"You're supposed to charge in and save your lover, you stupid ass!"
It didn't work. Pharaoh still got graped. I got graped. And now I have two wives. One domineering, purple snake. One cock-gobbling, submissive, formerly royal mummy.

>>33889514
Well I built 3 beds in the backyard and filled them with flowers/bushes, I don't really have room at the moment. I picked plants that the local caterpillar species like to eat and flowers that attract butterflies however.

>>33889623
Tell the apophis I have a picture of bigfoot right here. I hand her a blurry picture of a forestscape and while she spends the next few minutes trying to find her highschool friend in the image me and my brown goddess are running for the hills(dunes I guess)

>>33889714
When it comes to certain foods you can save a lot of space by thinking vertically!

>>33889623
I throw some shotas at her.

>>33884861
I want to go cow tipping now

>>33889623
I wrestle her

>>33888527
take your meds

>>33889441
Hubby not so smug about making flayerwife blush from public handholding anymore

>>33885189
Panting, sweat sunning as you bone my corridors thoroughly.

>>33889457
Where can I read KC QnAs about these lovely creatures?

Battle music for your date-duel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiD-l5jvhiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWtnK_YeA4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0

On one hand, I really, really want to be hugged and lovingly cuddled by a monstergirl
On other hand, at this point I'm not even sure how I would react to someone trying to touch me like that

>>33888998
Hands-free, continuos full-body orgasms.
Just imagine

Could you have a lamia chimera (as in she has the lower body of one)?

>>33889958
Same, I'm terryfied of affection, now that I've been lonely for years.

>>33889979
This is hard to read because of the awful layout.

>>33884861

>>33889979
Technically, you can have any chimera you want as long as it makes sense.

An arachne-lamia chimera, for example, doesn't make sense

>>33889623
But that evil apophis is also my child hood friend!
Why can't we all just be friends?

>>33889952
Well that one specifically I think came from twitter, so I'm not sure if it's compiled anywhere
>checks wiki
Yeah it is twitter, some of them are there but I'm pretty sure that's not all of them
>例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか
>… For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

>>33889955
>date-duel
Why does it have to be a duel

>>33890037
hmmmm, i think you can replace the spider abdomen with a snake tail and still have a spinneret at the end

Boys can’t win against paws.

How fast can sandworms move? In sand or dirt would they be faster than a car?

>>33890174
depends on how far they can stretch and how quickly they can do it, worms move like an accordion

>>33884891
Raiju. You could have the mongoose vs cobra dynamic and dragons are weak to lightning in games

>>33890174
Probably as fast as a car, though short of “flooring it on salt flats” fast.

what would monster girls do with a man whose strength is so great that he can't live with normal humans that he would kill them by lightly hugging them, or rip off their arms by shaking their hands?

>>33890174
>How fast can sandworms move?
Lighting fast in sand and dry dirt. Easily upwards of 70-75mph in short bursts for capturing prey and hubby, and probably more like 35-40mph at a long, steady pace for travel

Gravel and wet sand would slow them down a bit. Mud and clay even more so. Solid stone they could barrel through but at a painstakingly slow pace.

>>33890248
>what would monster girls do with a man
Didn't read past that
the answer is always rape

>>33890088
How else are we going to decide where to go on our next date?

>>33887068
I'll do it one of these days, need to think of an interesting way to finish it out

>>33890248
Level drain him till he's good to live among others.

>Use 20 minute shotafication potion to hit on monsters
>Call them a 'nonce' when it wears off and walk away
>Doing it again, managed to get a five tailed inari to bring me to her shrine when I told her I was lost
>Something feels odd though, it's been 23 minutes and it still hasn't worn off
>Hear a giggle and look up to see that cupid I tricked last Sunday
>She's a holding a small vial and waving it around
>Damn, she switched the doses
>As a last resort try to tell the inari the truth but she isn't listening
And that's how anon nearly gave his new wife a heart attack by turning back into a grown man while still inside of her

As nice as big strong monster girls are, I still want to have those moments where I protect/defend my girl.

>>33890248
It would be cute for a traditionally strong species like a wurm or oni to have a lumbering retard childhood friend they can play rough with

>>33890414
Get two wives, a big one and a small one. Problem solved.

>>33884861

>>33890165
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's the tails

>>33890414
I feel you. Been thinking about how nice it would be to become a knight and treat monsters as fair maidens when they're used to the whole "die foul beast etc." treatment. The Dragonia book especially took care to mention that even the strongest monsters are pure girls at heart.In other words every man should try princess carrying his wife at least once no matter how big or strong she is even ogres and sandworms

>>33890414
While this seems nice, it's also nice to have your girl bury her head in your chest while you tell her everything is going to be alright!

>>33890437
noice

>>33890496
I appreciated the emphasis on communication in the Dragonia book too, specifically the repeated statements about treating dragons as equals instead of being too afraid or in awe of them. I think while the predator-prey dynamic is something to relish in, treating such monsters with warmth is precious

>>33890522
rude

>>33890563
it's no longer winter. You no longer have any powers here

Winter is automatically the best season because it has the least bugs.

>>33890517
I need a Snowgey to keep me safe in winter and rival those evil Yetis

>>33890563
That's the silliest darn scarf

Spring is here anon

>>33890645
I do quite like vamp mosquitos.

>>33890297
Nice, thank You Anon.
>>33890414
>>33890496
I see fellow kings here. As cute and sexy industrial strength 8ft tall girls are.
They still need to be pampered like princesses and made feel smol and safe in Your arms.

>>33890645
Buggirls are good, it's just the actual bugs that are terrible.
Do you think monster girls would get offended if you hate their animal or plant counterpart?

>>33890572
>implying
They're having one last hurrah here.
https://files.catbox.moe/6rrt1a.png

>>33885509
>Hathor
There are also versions in Egyptian myth where she's an alter ego to Sekhemet, a lion-headed war goddess who was associated with punishing evildoers, protecting the pharaohs when they went to war, and funnily enough healing as well. The dynamic between a goddess who represents both war and fertility is also reminiscent of Astarte from Mesopotamia. My guess is that it's meant to be associated with the aspects of a mother protecting her children. Especially since Hathor was also associated with Isis who was mother to Horus, the god who pharaohs regarded themselves a living incarnation of. Also in some versions Hathor is Horus' mother and in others his wife. Most pagan cosmologies have gods marrying their family members but the Egyptians lifestyle makes me think they had a massive incest fetish like Zoroastrians and the xwedodah.

Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted talk. Bad luck for any brothers of pharaohs born when monstergirls can have sons

>>33890723
Do you get offended when people laugh at the chimps at the zoo?

>>33890837
Yes

Newhu Alert
We have a new qt

>>33890812
>Egyptian mythos
Dear god there's a cult of Mucus Toads under the sands that worships Kek isn't there? They drag unsuspecting guys wandering alone in the desert under through oases!

>>33890837
I feel a little bad for them

>>33890855
meowth that's right!

>>33890851
I'm telling your keeper you stole his computer again monkey boy

!!!

>>33890751
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

>>33890906
time to hug this girl and make her smile!

>>33890859
Theirs is a religion based on repeating digits!

>>33890938
>Theirs is a religion based
no it's religion cringe!

>>33890032
I'm going to become a (failed) dungeon diver with an Arachne and mino wives!

>>33890906
A hugger to rival even Yetis...

>>33887879
No matter what the ratas say I unbutton the top two buttons on my collar because it's comfier and not because I'm trying to show off my collarbone to that vampire that moved nearby. The nightwalks are just because I like the ambience better than during the daytime

>>33890938
>In order to marry the head priestess you have to be born on Nov. 11th
>CC head priestess gets more and more desperate as time goes on and kidnaps guy increasingly more aggressively

>>33890966
The dubs hath spoken! Frogs are cringe! Kek favors the Cheshires!

>>33890855
Thank you ZUN for blessing us with more c@.

>>33890999
mommy

>>33890999

>>33891070
You will never take me a virgin, demons!

>>33889623
>childhood friend
Since we're just friends, I offer myself to the Apophis as her husband/slave if she'll leave the kingdom forever.

>>33890855
>>33891018
We also have doujin bait: the character
>Abilities: Controlling people's minds with tobacco smoke
>Occupation: Owner of a gambling den

>>33889623
Just beat the shit out of the snake and dump her unconscious body somewhere in the desert. Nobody touches my childhood friend.

>>33889623
Just hold the shit out of the snake's hand and take her for a nice date somewhere in the desert.

>>33891271
I can't believe ZUN ripped off smoke hobos from MGE :^)

>>33884861

>>33890558
Dragons are great, other than Deonora I would have to say Leia was my favourite. Not every monster can be a socially inept spaghetti spiller but it does make sense when you consider that despite how pent-up they all are they probably don't meet many men growing up other than ones that are already married so learning how to talk to men they're interested in is more difficult than one might think

>>33890563
If you covered the B in the right way it would say "CuddleFug"

>>33891070
You'll never take me alive! Unless one of the officers is a vampire or a vampire in a police uniform

>>33891070
>When Rata finds out that anon is single and is watching porn

would subspecis of monster girls, exist for example, shortstack variants that live in the hotter, dryer parts of the MGE world, while the large variants live in colder parts, or more camoed version that live in the jungle because of their sucess at getting men?

>>33890812
Praise Hathor

>>33890645
I hate spring. I have intense dislike for summer, but I abhor spring. Everyone spills out on the streets, eager to get out after winter, all those people just busy being happy, having relationships and I'm here, miserable, unloved. At least in winter and autumn everyone is as unhappy as I am.

>>33890984
But we all know bunyips give the best hugs!

My wives godesses Hathor, Eros, and Helel are very nice. Always give us such great boons.

>>33891804
I would disagree for the criteria of a good hug is not only the softness of the giver but how tight it is, so by that logic, a wurm is the best hugger

>>33891849
?

>>33891868
after effects of gazer/flayer roleplay probably

>>33891771
If the temple of Hathor doesn't want their head priestesses to retire on account of being pregnant with triplets maybe they shouldn't promote the most mating pressable priestesses.
Although seeing how much attention the gravid head priestess gets from her husband definitely motivates more girls to join the temple so it all evens out.

>>33891855
>Wurm is best.
Fixed it for ya buddy. Wurm is best girl of course!

>>33890855
I love 2hu.

>>33891792
>all those people just busy being happy, having relationships
Sadly where I am spring is infamous for being breakup season. We really need monstergirls sooner rather than later

My need for Sabbath girl scouts is all consuming.

around how tall is a shortstack?

This. This thing I want to sex.

>>33892023
they range from standing paizuri to standing bj depending on your tastes.

>>33892070
thx

>>33891991
Just remember to not buy their special onee-chan cookies, no matter how much they pester you to try it out.

>>33891918
>spring is infamous for being breakup season
Sounds good to me, actually.

>>33891868
I headcanon the fallen god is Helel of babylonian mythos or Lucifer.

>>33892130
I'll buy anything if they stop teasing me by making lewd gestures with their mouths and just start sucking. Sabbath mouths will turn me into their biggest customer!

>>33892130
why?

>>33892023
120 to 140cm depending on the height of the guy

>>33892023
Anyone smaller than me.
I fucking hate being 5’ 2”.

>>33892214
If Pluto isn't a planet, then size does matter and women have been lying to us our whole lives.

>>33890262
>Your sandworm waifu starts staring off in the distance
>”What’s wrong?”
>’Oh nothing, I’m just trying to focus. There an underground cave system here and I don’t want to hit a pocket.’

>>33892214
Do people keep trying to get your lucky charms?

>>33891889
If anything her priestesses should keep preaching while pregnant.

>>33892023
imp types are 100cm
goblins and draphs are 130cm

>>33892234
I wonder how much force from heavy digging would transfer to the inside of a Sandworm. Would traveling in one feel like a massage chair with all the rumbling and shaking?

>>33892214
I can hear the Onis breathing heavily from here.

>>33892180
such a magical place

>>33890248
Sex, lots of sex and with a fairy too

>"Kehehehehe..."
>"Bet I can make you cum without even moving"

>>33892214
>5'2"
which is more or less 1.58m, holy shit you are even shorter than me
t. just 6cm taller

>>33884861

Would it be rude to try to grasp Deonora's tail? I want to caress it lovingly and massage it!

>>33892301
I'm ready to blow all my crystals on this semen demon.

>33892154
>Being this much of a bitter faggot

>>33892551
Yes.

How often do you play tickle monster with your monster girl gf?

>>33892573
Were you that guy from /tg/ who was talking how depressed he was and how much he wanted to kill himself? This really isn't the place to vent your real life frustrations. You can go to /b/ or /r9k/ for that

>>33892422
I know. I hate it. Being short is one of the most inconvenient things ever.

>>33892295
I would love to be fawned over like a doll by a gang of Onis and other tall MGs.


>>33892239
No that’s my cousin Seamus.



>>33892231
I may be short overall, but I never said anything about my dick being short.

>>33891472
>Ice Queen blissfully unaware that her Canada sweater has a hidden message with her arms covering it just right

>>33892601
No, I don't visit /tg/, /b/ or /r9k/. Anyway, let's wrap this up, you seem to be upset.

>>33892422
I got you fucking midgets beat! 165cm masterrace representing!

>>33892231
The thing about Pluto still hasn't been resolved.

>>33892618
is it?

Ushi are actually very gentle and do not break pelvis I'll have you now

>>33892695
>you seem to be upset.
And this is coming from someone who gets elated when other people break up?.
Now that I have the last word, we can indeed move on.

>>33884861

>>33892769
>Now that I have the last word
Not so fast, anon

>>33892764
No monster actually breaks the pelvis, they just tenderize it

>>33892618
>Being short is one of the most inconvenient things ever.
indeed, tallfags will never understand the pain

>>33892712
>165cm
probably still not enough to get laid in the current year

>>33892837
>probably still not enough to get laid in the current year
Silence!

>>33892619
>monsters wearing shirts with hidden messages
Gonna give an oni who doesn't understand English a shirt that reads "Tell my boobs to stop staring at your eyes"

>>33892597
She's a fickle little devil (not her species).
She watches closely and strikes when I least expect it.

>>33887440
name?

>>33892913
Which species is she?

>>33892857
If I were sneakily go for the kill and give that oni a big kiss on the lips then run away how far do you think I could get?

>>33892948
Slightly shorter than her arm length

>"DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of Dragonia, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m on the pages of one of my favourite GUIDE BOOKS. you should totally come on down to my..."
>t. average Dr*gon fan

How do you deal with CC mgs who spout cringe inducing dead meme words to "keep in touch with the younger generations"?

>>33892948
About a second before her tongue enters your mouth

>>33893074
Cum inside CC cheshires until they start incoherently spouting dead memes.

>>33892597
As the husband of a Night Gaunt that is our thing. She is complete masochist that likes being groped and "tickled" all over.

I need a Phantom to help me set up live-action recreations of the musical sequences from A Goofy Movie.

>>33893074
place cock in mouth and enjoy the silence of not hearing them

What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
The only proper answer is monster breeder. For the sake of preserving rare species of course and common species too

>>33893121
Not cumming inside CC cheshires until they start using still live memes

>>33884861

>>33893189
preacher of wurm superiority of course

>>33891457
I love the idea of a dragon having their usual air of superiority going around a man, meanwhile they are panicking on the inside because it's the first man they have seen in centuries
>Oh no, did he see my tail twitch?
>Doesn't seem like it... unless he actually did, and is just pretending not to
>But does he even understand what that meants?
>Probably not, there hasn't really been any other reaction from him.... unless there was, and I missed it
>No no, I am a DRAGON, I couldn't miss a detail like that!
>But what if...

>>33893189
Making cursed items and a side hobby of unsealing ancient things.

>>33893189
I would be a NEET and get a qt vampire to take care of me.

>>33893074
>walking to school one day
>CC Hellhound in flannel and a backwards cap skateboards up to you
>”Hey Anon! Ditch school with me and I’ll take you to the arcade! We can even do karaoke!”

What do you do?

This is important.

>>33893189
One man brothel, prostituting myself out to every species and every girl that makes eye contact with me.

>>33893121
The goal is to get her to “rickroll” you which is actually just her telling you about how she never wants you to leave or feel bad.

>>33892948
Instant loss the moment you get into kissing range.

>>33893218
They're well suited for that 2 person bath experience.

>>33893189
The job I would love to have would be a groundskeeper position at a mansion full of CC MGs. But I know that I’d probably be in a brothel working there by sundown if I ever got to that world.

>>33893222
It would be fun to make extremely powerful enchanted weapons and armour with hidden mamano mana effects. I can imagine monster authorities getting nervous over a new smith making weapons for heroes only to grab him when their agents discover he's been on their side the entire time

>>33893199
Please be considerate, or they will never get boyfriends.

I never thought I'd see the day I would lust after bipedal horse girls

>>33893288
How sweet, imma fire my lazer into her for that.

>>33893308
The bridle really adds to her fuckability.

>>33893218
>Why is he just standing there?
>Is he afraid of me?, Oh no did I do something wrong?
Meanwhile anon is just getting nervous about getting so much attention from such a beautiful woman

>>33891457

I actually commissioned a story about an anon meeting and marrying Leia, hope you like it:

https://pastebin.com/RLvKBnD8

>>33893308
Is the bit really necessary?

>>33893333
We keep telling her she doesn’t have to wear it. She does it because she likes it.

Alright, anon, just put her in and she'll be out of your hair!

>>33893265
Oh hi KDF

>>33893369
Fuck that. I’m getting IN the Lim Bin!

>>33893258
If CC mgs are gonna act 'hip', hit back with something even worse, like
>"Wow that sounds totally gnarly, sis!"
>"Let's get some bodacious pizzas and tear it up!"
You know, things that might make you cringe to your core to say.

>>33893208
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1616608500098.webm

>>33893265
Eww, she'll drool all over the sheets, turn her around

>>33893300
weapons are cool and all but I'd want more mundane items like cursed brooms, aprons and ladles.

>>33893189
Monster rehab. I'd help monsters that are recovering from potion or poison addictions, and help feral monsters properly integrate into monster society. The idea of helping a manticore or ushi-oni that's never enter a city before become a role model citizen sounds really fun!

>>33893434
>cursed brooms
Don’t let a Kikimora hear about this.

>>33893436
>what do you mean I can't immidiately pounce that guy and milk him dry with my tail?

>>33893295
>groundskeeper position at a mansion full of CC MGs
They'd be able to restrain themselves until groundskeeper anon finishes his first shift all sweaty and goes to take a shower

>>33893370
Hi anon!

>>33893436
I want to help CC MGs from stalking the playgrounds for shotas!

>>33893189
I'd propably make use of my tech savvy autism and try to recreate our world's technology. But seeming as gremlins are better than that and I don't know shit about magic, I'd propably become a bard and copy all the songs I can play by heart to MGE world and earn money that way, till some powerful mamono decided she doesn't need to hire me, if I'm her husband.

>>33893265
puppi cunni!

>>33893333
Don't want her biting anybody

>>33893453
Kiki are such silly creatures

>>33892854
not sure if really anon or mamono larping so not gonna risk it

>>33893463
Different cities have different rules of engagement! If she wants to live somewhere that will let her be more aggressive with her husband acquisition, I'll make sure that she finds the perfect home! If she wants to learn to control her hunting instincts, it may be a bit more difficult, but I'll help her every step of the way!

>>33892940
I already provided a sufficient clue.

>>33893486
That's no good! We need to make sure she's ready to take care of their every need before she goes out to do a surprise adoption!

>>33893369
Attack my raccoon minions!

>>33893265
based and bondage pilled

>>33891771
>>33891889
Christ, how fertile is she?

>>33893189
Merchant.
Adventuring work pays jack shit, but I want to travel and see everything.

>>33893759
A single sperm will give her triplets at least

>>33893189
dragon slayer, and im going to help zombie dragon find husbands

>>33893189
Forest guide. Me and my waifu will guide travelers through the forest and make sure they make it out on the other side in one piece for a small fee.

>>33893265
Hey KDF, is your daughter interesting in playing Roxanne in my theater production?>>33893154

>>33893189
>What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
I would run a book store. I imagine there's bound to be a lot of weird and interesting customers, now that magic and stuff is real. Also older mamonos trying to keep up with the times by reading modern literature, husbands trying to understand their centuries-old wives better by reading history books and just classic literature, weird and obscure biology books being in high demand because of peculiar demands o certain species...

>>33893917
I don't know anon, she'd be excited to but she's terrible at memorizing lines and she's very easily distracted.

>>33893820
Hi there, Danukibait

>>33893953
Roxanne doesn't have that many lines man.

>>33893605
hmmm.. Watches closely and little makes me think gazer, is strike a hint to anything? I can't think of any other one am I right?

>>33893978
If you think your Phantom is a bad enough dude to get her to stay focused, then go ahead!
It's been a very long time since I saw that movie.

>>33893189
>What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
Slamming a creeping coin hard and often enough to make my own scrooge mcduck money pool, of course.

>>33893189
snake charmer. I'd have a business card and everything.

>>33894010
I watch it regularly, to remind myself of the one thing Disney made that's actually genuine. To this day I have no clue how it ever got made.

>>33884861
Dear diary: today the fluffy tail was fat.