[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 1.05 MB, 1920x1080, kanna wedding photos 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33441362 No.33441362[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You've bamboozled me /jp/.

I married a traditional Japanese beauty getting into the hype that they are shy and submissive and loyal and have samurai honor that they will commit sepuku when I die.

I even picked the Jomon species since then can pass off as White master race.

When my bride was delivered, I knew I hit jackpot and I immediately signed the marriage documents.

They said she was once an idol back when she was young, but she hadn't any luck in her career and gave up her dreams, and decided to become a good housewife instead like all Japanese women should be.

I was so proud to show off my new bride to the whole neighborhood in prenuptial party, I even invited my asshole neighbors just so I can see them green with envy.

I know they were laughing and mocking me behind my back, but who's laughing now?

They were especially nice though that night, they seemed to have changed, became more friendly.

Ofcourse, I've gained their respect now that they see I could have a beautiful and exotic wife like my Kanna.

They even offered to do a free wedding photoshoot for us since they had this photography group.

I thought I should not let my new friends down, so I accepted their offer.

We did some photoshoots but my wife had several more since they said the bride always has more pics.

>> No.33441427

>>33441362
https://i.imgur.com/yIvWK69.jpg

On our wedding day reception, I saw some of the neighborhood kids snickering at me and passing around their phones to one another.

Curious I asked them what were they looking at, thinking it might be memes stolen from 4chan.

To my horror, it was pictures of my new wife in these naked poses.

Later I would find out my neighbors were taking nude photoshoots with my wife (and probably fucking with her) and some hacker leaked the photos on the internet.

I was confused and humiliated, my wedding day was definitely ruined.

>> No.33441482

>>33441427
https://files.catbox.moe/5euz9v.mp4

What's this, there's also a leaked video of them fucking my Kanna?

Wait, I recognize that room, that's my bedroom where my Kanna rejected my premarital sexual advances because she said she's saving herself for our honeymoon.

UGGGHHHH, definitely my wedding day was ruined.

>> No.33441693
File: 58 KB, 349x346, ca5e0af95a68ecdf89063928ec782325acb794cfa584ef12c60b7d31ce3fefec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33441693

...

>> No.33441748
File: 1.38 MB, 1627x1118, Guts Reimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33441748

Time to defend your Honor OP

>> No.33442014
File: 173 KB, 800x600, i'll ready my forbidden technique then.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
33442014

>>33441748

>> No.33442899

Time to duel all those uncultured swine to regain your honor
Also whose body is that in >>33441427

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action