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3336764 No.3336764 [Reply] [Original]

no one of you will ever get a girlfriend (no, not even a japanese). how does this make you feel?

>> No.3336780

feels good man.

3d = pig disgusting.

>> No.3336772

Aroused

>> No.3336781

Retarded

>> No.3336785

>>3336764
but i did

>> No.3336788

We have transcended human needs.
Enjoy your STD ridden slut.
Also, enjoy your butthurt over failing to GET on /jp/, 4chan's slowest board.

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>>3336764

>> No.3336794

What's the matter, /b/?

Still butthurt over failing to obtain the GET?

>> No.3336806

efg saying I won't get a girlfriend?
Feels good man.

>> No.3336825

>BAWWWW /B/ FAILED.... AGAIN!!

>> No.3337098

>>3336764
it's ok

we'll just rape you instead and lock you in a cellar, australian style

>> No.3337138
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>Implying that we give two fucks about getting girlfriends.

There's a reason we're on /jp/.

>> No.3337152

>>3337098
>australian style
Cirno_whataBAKA.jpg.

>> No.3337159

Friends that are girls or girlfriends as in "girlfriends"?

I've got a lot of the former and I don't really care about the latter, so that makes me feel good. man?

>> No.3337172

Feels good man
Think about it. As awesome as sex is, is it really worth all the bullshit that inevitably comes with a girlfriend?
...OK, fine, the answer is yes.
However, at this point I'd rather just spend 5k on a quality sex doll.

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i dont really care

>> No.3337189

I have love plus. I'm content with it as is, but if it sells enough hopefully in the future there'll be better versions.
I'm set for life.

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>>3336764

>> No.3337207

reported, hidden.

>> No.3337210

>Spend 50 bucks on restaurant, possibly have sex if she's in the mood, doesn't have her periods and if you grovelled at her feet during the meal, wake up next to a whale with a 6d6 acid damage breath because low standards are required for you, probably deal with some drama or hightail it and hope you'll never see her again
>Spend 50 bucks on a moderately attractive prostitute, fuck her, have a good night

>> No.3337217

>>3337210
>Spend 15 bucks on a fleshlight, never get AIDS

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3337225

what is love

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>>3337225
>BAWWW THEY DIDNT RAEG AT MY THREAD ILL USE ANOTHER MEEM THIS WILL MAKE THEM RAEG FOR SURE XD

It's cute you are still trying.

>> No.3337236

>>3337225

I laughed.

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SO I HEAR YOU LIKE KINZO

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>> No.3337298

THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
AdviceKinzo.jpg
BUILD HER A MANSION IN THE FOREST AND KEEP HER THERE ALONE

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>>3337272

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>>3337298

>> No.3337325

>>3337235
What meme ?
I created that pic myself.

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>>3337335

>> No.3337360

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>> No.3337372

i had a japanese gf for 2 months. i broke it off cause she stressed me out.
no, she wasnt fat or ugly. she was actually the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.
yes, im an idiot.

>> No.3337373

>>3337306
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3337399

used generator

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>> No.3337415

If Kinzo was my grandfather things would be different around here.

>> No.3337419

>>3337414
>>3337407
Fu-si-on HA

http://pariah164.livejournal.com/58593.html

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>> No.3337436

>>3337419
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

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>>3337419

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>>3337419
LIKE A BOSS

>> No.3337520

>>3337426
Oh my.

>> No.3337528

>>3337319

I already did this, what now?

This shouldn't cause YOU TO waver!

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>>3337419
LIKE A BOSS

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>>3337520

Excuse me, Miss Golden witch, but you look a lot better with big breasts and no snaggleteeth in the Animu,

I also like your hueg skirt. Makes you look like a French corvette with her sails blown out

>> No.3337558

CALL THE COPS
AdviceKinzo.jpg
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

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>>3337537
>French corvette with her sails blown out

Heh, nice analogy Arc.

>> No.3337567

>>3337537
>look like a French corvette with her sails blown out

Haha, it kinda does.

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>>3337537

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>>3337558

>> No.3337624

>>3336764
already had one, they're over rated 3D selfish pigs.

>> No.3337650

>>3337600

DENTAL PLAN is the best thing to hit Rokkenjima lately.

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>> No.3337680

>>3337675

>BING-BONG

oh god oh god oh god oh god

>> No.3338364

>>3336764
I actually just got a girlfriend.

>> No.3338474

>>3338364
So did I, how does this make you feel.

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>>3338474

>> No.3338481

hey guys i just got two boyfriends

>> No.3338628

>>3338481
Why are you such a nonvirgin slut?

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>>3338481

Is one of them Taiko?

>> No.3338804

If I ever get a girlfriend or lose my virginity then I will leave /jp/ forever.

It's only the honorable thing to do.

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>>3338481
Damn polygamist.

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>>3338636

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