/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Yes.

Since Suwako is a pure virgin, she couldn't possibly star in porn.

>>3323952
How does virgin have grandchildren?

>>3323959
Immaculate conception, learn to religion

>>3323972
Only applies to female mortals impregnated by gods.

... or do you mean "reverse immaculate conception"?

>>3323972
The Immaculate Conception is, according to Roman Catholic Dogma, the conception of the Virgin Mary without any stain ("macula" in Latin) of original sin. Under this aspect Mary is sometimes called the Immaculata (the Immaculate One), particularly in artistic contexts. The dogma says that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from the lack of sanctifying grace that afflicts mankind, and that she was instead filled with divine grace. It is further believed by Catholics that she lived a life completely free from sin. Her immaculate conception in the womb of her mother, through sexual intercourse, should not be confused with the doctrine of the virginal conception of her son Jesus, known as the Virgin Birth.

>>3323981
>>3323972
Both of you are thinking of The Virgin Birth.

The Immaculate Conception is what makes a woman not a slut no matter how many dicks she takes. (Remember that Jesus had brothers, and they weren't Virgin Births.)

>that Jesus had brothers
This better turn into a religion thread.

>>3323999
Matthew 12:46, Luke 8:19, and Mark 3:31 say that Jesus’ mother and brothers came to see Him. The Bible tells us that Jesus had four brothers: James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas (Matthew 13:55). The Bible also tells us that Jesus had sisters, but they are not named or numbered (Matthew 13:56). In John 7:1-10, His brothers go on to the festival while Jesus stays behind. In Acts 1:14, His brothers and mother are described as praying with the disciples. Galatians 1:19 mentions that James was Jesus’ brother. The most natural conclusion of these passages is to interpret that Jesus had actual blood half-siblings.

Some Roman Catholics claim that these “brothers” were actually Jesus’ cousins. However, in each instance, the specific Greek word for “brother” is used. While the word can refer to other relatives, its normal and literal meaning is a physical brother. There was a Greek word for “cousin,” and it was not used. Further, if they were Jesus’ cousins, why would they so often be described as being with Mary, Jesus’ mother? There is nothing in the context of His mother and brothers coming to see Him that even hints that they were anyone other than His literal, blood-related, half-brothers.

A second Roman Catholic argument is that Jesus’ brothers and sisters were the children of Joseph from a previous marriage. An entire theory of Joseph's being significantly older than Mary, having been previously married, having multiple children, and then being widowed before marrying Mary is invented without any biblical basis. The problem with this is that the Bible does not even hint that Joseph was married or had children before he married Mary. If Joseph had at least six children before he married Mary, why are they not mentioned in Joseph and Mary’s trip to Bethlehem (Luke 2:4-7) or their trip to Egypt (Matthew 2:13-15) or their trip back to Nazareth (Matthew 2:20-23)?

>>3323983
I'm a protestant and that's a bunch of hogwash. the only one that lived life free of sin was Jesus

>>3324009 tl:dr; some Catholics think Jesus-on-cousin sex would be okay because they're not blood-related.

>>3324013
To be fair, "Jesus lived a life without sin" is probably hogwash as well.

>>3323983
I don't understand. If Mary was apparently born and lived "without sin" then why wasn't she just the sacrifice?

>>3324044
No, you see, she needed to not be a slut so she could give birth to Jesus, who could not only be without sin but take on others' sins as well.

It makes about as much sense as most shounen fighting anime genetics.

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/jp/ - Religion/General

I don't understand. Why is Suwako portrayed as a frog? Is it the hat?

>>3324092
Extremely stupid, or troll?
You decide

>>3324092
She's the goddess of fertility (specifically soil fertility and crops, but that doesn't stop the sexing). Frogs are associated with fertility.

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>>3324108
Incorrect

>>3324014
Sauce?

Is it historically acceptable for me to lust after my god?

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>>3324163
Depends on your god/goddess.

Aphrodite: Okay to lust after.
Baby Jesus: Probably not.

>>3324450
Good point. I suppose they did before fucking monotheism ruined everything.

>>3324630
Truly. Read some pre-christian European mythology like some of the stuff from the Ulster cycle and compare it to Arthurian myth.

>>3324659
We both know I'm not going to do that so could I get a quick summary?

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