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wake up useless nerd

>> No.32887681
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She's awake, now what?

>> No.32887730

>>32887681
go away useless nerd

>> No.32887836
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>>32887730

>> No.32888362
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>>32887681
It's too early to sleep, Patchy needs to improve her life quality and stop being a shut-in weirdo. Live a normal life, exercise, make new friends!

>> No.32888992
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>> No.32889038

>>32887681
It's time to exercise

>> No.32889092
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>>32887836
i-i'm sorry patchy...

>> No.32889488
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Patche... Stop that.

>> No.32893222
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patchy is a cool beauty do not tarnish her image

>> No.32893466

Stop with the threads, Patcho. You'll never get to 26 again.

>> No.32897821

>>32893466
Never challenge her, or an autist.

>> No.32899475
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I wish I were sleeping together with Patche, cuddling...

>> No.32901249
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I will have Patchouli-sama as my bride...

>> No.32908988

>>32901249
bad Koa!

>> No.32913557

>>32888992
Whose dream is that? There's no way Patche has a daki of Marisa when Alice bought all of them.

>> No.32917459
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>> No.32923023
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Why Patchy has such uncool taste in clothes?

>> No.32923097
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Patchy with a spirit-breaking sledge on Alice.

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>> No.32927125

>>32887536
i'm already awake

>> No.32927161

>>32917459
Why does Remilia let such a useless person stink up her beautiful mansion?

>> No.32930779

>>32927161
Remimi can barely smell anything over the smells of her own unwashed feet and frequently filled diapers, not to mention the maid's awful unwashed 'down there' area.

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>> No.32930966
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Please stop, Patchouli...
Why are you smiling at me like that?

>> No.32936130

>>32930779
Die

>> No.32936369

>>32917459
>Hardly ever walks, floats with magic
Imagine how soft her feet are

>> No.32939082

>>32930966
I love Patchy!

>> No.32939250
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>> No.32943520

>>32923023
Don't blame her.
She rarely interacts with anything other than a book.

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stink

>> No.32951667 [DELETED] 

>>32887536

>> No.32955109

>>32930966
She found your bbw doujinshi collection!

>> No.32955528
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what she dreaming about

>> No.32955784
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Anon's in this thread calling Patche fat, smelly or useless. Oh the irony.

>> No.32957984

>>32955784
Well, she is fat, smelly and useless

>> No.32961359

saving the useless nerd

>> No.32961900

>>32957984
She’s none of those

>> No.32966120

>>32957984
>useless
I don't see it

>> No.32966314

>>32966120
what use does patchou have?

>> No.32967095

>>32917459
>Her hair doesn't shine because she never goes out
That explains so much about mine.

>> No.32967311
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>>32893222
How is this weirdo a cool beauty?

>> No.32972388

>>32966314
She can be a very enjoyable sexdoll

>> No.32974135
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Cuddling with Patche on a cold, rainy day.

>> No.32978885

>>32974135
Squeeze her massive cowe tits on a cold, rainy day

>> No.32979492
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>>32978885
>>32974135
imagine feeling the fat between your figners....

>> No.32983123

>>32979492
I want to lick all the Patcho obese body, I want to suck her holes and drink all her fluids

>> No.32992844

>>32927125
I can't believe Patchouli posts on /jp/.

>> No.32997428

>>32992844
Of course she does! Don't you remember when she made all those threads?

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>>32997428
That was Koa, Patchouli wouldn't do something so obnoxious.

>> No.33012950

Do you ever see Patchouli and think "what the fuck is that?"

>> No.33017515
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>>32888362
>Live a normal life, exercise, make new friends!

>> No.33020353

>>32997428
Did she post any timestamp?

>> No.33021457

Has Patchouli read Siege?

>> No.33029343

>>33021457
She might have.
Her library has a few books from the outside world.

>> No.33030098
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>>33004956
So who keeps posting Ran? Is it Chen?

>> No.33033401

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2452657

>> No.33037809

>>33033401
suck patchouli milkers

>> No.33039213

>>33037809
Milkchouli.

>> No.33045737

>>33030098
Yes, and Ran makes Yukari threads.

>> No.33051148

>>32967311
She doesn't have the other bullshit most other people have.
That and she's beautiful by most people's standards

>> No.33051174
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>>33030098
Also Koa.

>> No.33055738

>>32939250
lolichouli!

>> No.33063950

>>32887536
Punch her in the face.

>> No.33064237

>>33030098
>>33051174
At any time, 80% of all touhou related posts on /jp/ are made by Koakuma

>> No.33069191

>>32887536
I like that image. It's probably my favorite patchouli

>> No.33071629

>>33004956
>>33030098
>>33051174
Koa isn't a name.

>> No.33073164
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>>33071629
Should we call her Koako, or would that be too redundant?

>> No.33076731

>>33071629
Koala

>> No.33076881

>>33073164
How about calling her "The Kunny girl"?

>> No.33087013
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>>33076881
>calling her "The Kunny girl"?
Clownpiece already has that.
Koa doesn't have a name.

>> No.33090943

>>33087013
Cunny girl and Kunny girl are different.

>> No.33097976

>>33090943
you obviously haven't heard of the Klassic.

>> No.33108737

Patche isn't useless.
Besides, it's not bad being a nerd. Chances are she's still a kissless hugless fuckless virgin! She isn't a total loser because she isn't human!
What's better, a bunch of lame-os who can't do jack shit other than crafting sharp sticks and charging to one other, or mythical creatures with swish swoosh bullets and weird hair colors?

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>>33108737
Is this fatass pig really a virgin though? I can't believe it.

>> No.33122117

>>33114550
Who would get with a fatass pig that would likely ignore you because her books interest her more?

>> No.33127134

>>32979492
I'd rather not.

>> No.33136549

>>33122117
She is a witch my dude, no way she never had sex. They are all whores, at best she let men pound her while she reads without reacting.

>> No.33143079

>>33136549
>They are all whores
Then that means Marisa is a whore and that isn't the case.

>> No.33147040

>>32887681
>now what
ask her why her hair is purple just to waste her time.

>> No.33150133

>>32967311
She doesnt even have the minimum strength for that scholars candlestick

>> No.33150191

>>33136549
she is a western-style eastern magician.

>> No.33150232

>>32887681
I'd be afraid to even try to hold her hand. Seems like she could easily break anytime.

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>> No.33153932

>>33143079
>and that isn't the case.
How can you be so sure?

>> No.33162504

>>33051148
she is autistic and weird by most people's standards

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